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univbee
Jun 3, 2004




Wheeee posted:

Pop quiz, hotshot. There's a bomb on a bus. If you drop below 50 gamer words per minute, it blows up. What do you do? What do you do?

This but the charge is an N-Bomb

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Equeen
Oct 29, 2011

Pole dance~

univbee posted:

This but the charge is an N-Bomb



completely unrelated, man do we need another redline movie in these dark times

Tom Guycot
Oct 15, 2008

Chief of Governors



Ben Shapiro shreds AOC in hilarious tweet, says Ben Shapiro, linking to article by Ben Shapiro.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 46 minutes!
OPed: “AOC is not good enough for my good boy”
-mommy Shapiro

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004




is this one of the pro-Shapiro articles written by his dad under a penname?

Reclines Obesily
Jul 24, 2000



Hey Moona!
Slippery Tilde
Reminder that one of the only conservative pundits to not lie that the yellow jacket movement is a flat tax, trump loving far right protest was Ben Shapiro...

And only cause he wanted to segue way into talking about AOC for the 500th time

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Shapiro has been obsessed with AOC since she refused to debate him

Wheeee
Mar 11, 2001

When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

Is he obsessed or is he a grifter who sees a rising star and decided to latch on

90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:
the Lord Humungus may have been Australian but I do not believe he would say that

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Wheeee posted:

Is he obsessed or is he a grifter who sees a rising star and decided to latch on

well... both i guess

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




Wheeee posted:

Is he obsessed or is he a grifter who sees a rising star and decided to latch on

Yes.

Reclines Obesily
Jul 24, 2000



Hey Moona!
Slippery Tilde
Much like trump she doesn’t play by the rules of decorum so it’s broken many a brain

Corny
Feb 18, 2006

i am scared

lord humungus, more like lord humungus idiot!!!

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

Epic High Five posted:

is this one of the pro-Shapiro articles written by his dad under a penname?

It's a pro-Shapiro article written by one of the employees at the website owned by Ben Shapiro.

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

PORN WIZARD
Imagine being so proud of weakest possible burn that you tell someone to write an article about how sick your burn was.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



AOC telling him to gently caress off and then never mentioning him or talking about him again is probably going to end up in a massive Shapiro meltdown

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
ben isnt a virgin. hes had sex. with his doctor wife. who is real. and not made up.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 46 minutes!

Darkman Fanpage posted:

ben isnt a virgin. hes had sex. with his doctor wife. who is real. and not made up.

That was in Canada so it doesn’t count

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

Has she acknowledged him again since telling him to gently caress off? Ignoring him is both the proper response and the perfect way to engineer a meltdown.

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


Antifa Turkeesian posted:

It's a pro-Shapiro article written by one of the employees at the website owned by Ben Shapiro.

Kung Food posted:

Imagine being so proud of weakest possible burn that you tell someone to write an article about how sick your burn was.

Someone is obviously aiming for a raise, through some good old-fashioned brown nosing.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 46 minutes!

KozmoNaut posted:

Someone is obviously aiming for a raise, through some good old-fashioned brown nosing.

Ben Shapiro: “stop working so hard ben! You deserve a raise”
Ben Shapiro: “why thank you Ben! It’s my pleasure working for such an intellectual and date I say devilishly good looking boss!”

Secretary: *slowly backs out of office*

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:
the secretary would have to be Ben in a wig for this scenario

codenameFANGIO
May 4, 2012

What are you even booing here?

Antifa Turkeesian posted:

Has she acknowledged him again since telling him to gently caress off? Ignoring him is both the proper response and the perfect way to engineer a meltdown.

She has not and he still makes “catcalling” jokes to this day, it’s some sad poo poo lol

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 224 days!
You have been selected to greet the commander of an alien fleet poised to either destroy the Earth or usher in a golden age of post-scarcity abundance. First, you must greet her formally. Nervously, you stare at the script for the official greeting protocol.

"Oh noble, bountiful Arch-Commander N..."

bessantj
Jul 27, 2004


Alan Smithee posted:

Ben Shapiro: “stop working so hard ben! You deserve a raise”
Ben Shapiro: “why thank you Ben! It’s my pleasure working for such an intellectual and date I say devilishly good looking boss!”

Secretary: *slowly backs out of office*

I can imagine him doing that into a full-length mirror, or 'hand mirror' as we'd call them.

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

PORN WIZARD

bessantj posted:

I can imagine him doing that into a full-length mirror, or 'hand mirror' as we'd call them.

Ben Shapiro saunters up to a mirror fully nude, junk tucked between his legs.

"Would you have rational debate with me? I'd have rational debate with me... HARD."

Mr Interweb
Aug 25, 2004


Does he talk to anybody live during this or is it all reader comments?

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Kung Food posted:

Ben Shapiro saunters up to a mirror fully nude, junk tucked between his legs.

"Would you have rational debate with me? I'd have rational debate with me... HARD."

Those horses don't need to get very high to fly over him

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
this guy sat down with the FBI and waxed Nazi-ishly about his views before harassing a synagogue two days later. it took less than a day for the cops to identify him

https://twitter.com/m1523751/status/1063371581479628800

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

this guy sat down with the FBI and waxed Nazi-ishly about his views before harassing a synagogue two days later. it took less than a day for the cops to identify him

https://twitter.com/m1523751/status/1063371581479628800

wait hang on, you can get permission to burn a cross?

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

univbee posted:

wait hang on, you can get permission to burn a cross?
unironically I bet it's the same as any other bonfire permit

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
it's a misdemeanor

SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011

Epic High Five posted:

is this one of the pro-Shapiro articles written by his dad under a penname?

the daily wire is shapiro's self-styled news website, so something like that yeah

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/LaylaBombshell/status/1085339765459709952

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

DACK FAYDEN posted:

unironically I bet it's the same as any other bonfire permit
hmm probably. i remember studying the legal history of cross burnings and the general idea is that it needs to (first of all) generally be on private property and (second of all) cannot be done with an intent to intimidate in a direct, provable sense. there was a case in which a klan group burned a cross on their property at night and the light shone through some trees so people could see it while driving down a nearby highway (unbeknownst to the klan -- at least they claimed this in court). the klan was charged with violating an anti-intimidation statute but the case was tossed out by the supreme court because of the particular circumstances.

Juul-Whip
Mar 10, 2008

Canada’s minister for public safety says far-right, white supremacist and neo-Nazi groups are an increasing concern and threat to Canadians.

Ralph Goodale said the groups promote hate, which manifests itself in violent anti-Semitism or in other crimes.

“The van attack along Yonge Street in Toronto earlier last year had those kinds of roots,” Goodale said Tuesday after a speech on national security at the University of Regina.

Ten people died in April 2018 when Alek Minassian allegedly drove a rental van down the busy stretch, mowing down pedestrians.

Goodale also used the example of six people murdered inside a Quebec City mosque in 2017 because they were at prayer.

He said the suspects were inspired by what they saw on the Internet.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

i hope my website "reports" on my twitter owns

Syd Midnight
Sep 23, 2005

Hodgepodge posted:

You have been selected to greet the commander of an alien fleet poised to either destroy the Earth or usher in a golden age of post-scarcity abundance. First, you must greet her formally. Nervously, you stare at the script for the official greeting protocol.

"Oh noble, bountiful Arch-Commander N..."

the scenario they're fantasizing about is probably more along the lines of

Homeless Friend posted:

Lol imagine Trump being in charge of first contact

VectorSigma posted:

somewhere out there is a species that has four or more sexes and biological reproduction follows a sequence and there are separate taboo categories for every permutation of the sequence which deviates from the natural progression, and it was the need to comprehend the number of resulting fetishes that led to their development of higher maths and eventually interstellar hegemony, though their ability to communicate with other intelligent life is limited by their language being 98.3% comprised of words roughly translatable to "human being"

Tiler Kiwi posted:

trump admin team, in its hour of desperation and not knowing what to do with this intel, suddenly startle as a cry of human being BITCH SUCK MY MOMS COCK perices the room. except this time, it wasn't from the universal translator decyphering another communication from the looming armada; it came from within the crisis room. wide eyed, they slowly turn their gaze to the corner of the room, where young barron trump is screaming at his xbox

"gamers." mumbles one stodgy professor type, watching barron viciously teabag a teammates corpse. "gamers have spent their whole lives with a human being-based syntax."

a grizzled general grabs an intern excitedly. "get the president on the line, tell him we found our negotiator"

COMING 2018: ART OF THE DEAL 2: SON OF THE DEAL

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deadwing
Mar 5, 2007


this is the greatest honeypot ever

https://twitter.com/shannontcoombes/status/1085357717177360384

https://twitter.com/freedom_moates/status/1085368271551881216

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