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AITA for taking a Tinder date’s $400 after he accused me of being a whore, even though I knew it was a sarcastic offer? Background: about a month ago met a guy on tinder and really hit it off. Met for the first and only time last night for dinner and it was instant chemistry and I really, really liked him. We went out and danced and he was so clumsy but cute and just went with everything which made him very endearing. He invited me back to his place and while I’ve never had a ONS in my life, I just couldn’t say no because my dumb brain was seeing wedding dresses, picket fences and college savings accounts. Sex was really good for a first time but he instantly turned into an rear end in a top hat. I mean the charming, funny guy was completely gone. I tried asking him what was wrong because I had to confess that I really liked him. He told me that he liked me to but that was before He knew i was a whore. I was like gently caress this, startled bawling and got my stuff. He then took $400 out of his wallet and asked if this will help me get over it and stop crying. I told him he was an rear end in a top hat but I didn’t know what else to do so I grabbed the money and left. He chased me all the way to the parking lot but I got in my car and left. He sent me tons of texts saying “stupid bitch, that money was sarcastic. You can’t be that stupid.” I blocked him. I’m devastated and honestly would rather have the guy he was prior to having sex back instead if the money. But honestly he had some weird hang up and that guy never existed and frankly I don’t ever want to see him again. AITA For taking and keeping the money ?
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# ? Jan 19, 2019 04:56 |
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quote:From /ChosingBeggars, u/Jynn05 So close to figuring out exactly what to do there, kid. At least the brother is learning his lesson early?
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# ? Jan 19, 2019 05:08 |
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hyperhazard posted:Yo, Ghost avatar buddy. I was going to have a Cardinal C twirl from rats, but I couldn't get it down to the size limit. But Papa is classic. Fuuuuuck yes, x1,000,000 Cardinal is still growing on me. Papa III shall always be my man, though. Even if the Cardinal eventually becomes Papa 4. Unless Papa Nil kills him. I know the exact image you're talking about. You can also do that take where he tastes the blood while chilling in the diner, acting all proper and poo poo. Or, from Square Hammer, you have the omen: the cardinal bird sitting on the grave. Apparently, that was done on purpose. The depth of the character stories is impressive and I'll stop now. Bad enough I blabbed for 2 paragraphs already on a derail. Sorry, friends. Haifisch posted:I [19/F] found out the guy I've been dating [20M] has a weight gain/feeder fetish. RUN, bitch, get some help! Run quick, soon, fast, and far. There is no fixing his mind and intentions to not turn you into his bloated fetish. And, summed up, that is the only value you will have to him. poo poo, he even shared his disrespect with telling you that you will gain weight and he'll force it to happen. Run, bitch. gently caress that poo poo. Kinda pissed me off when I realized that she had to get reddit to decide what to do. Some people just legit let bad situations happen to them willingly and I have no idea why. Smirking_Serpent posted:One weeknight, we had a dinner date planned, and he got invited out to dinner with his friends. He went, and then said we could go out for dinner after that. He'd be full but he'd have a drink while I ate. But by the time we'd planned to go out, he was still out with his friends. And I didn't care to wait around for him, just to be the only one eating, so I made myself dinner and cancelled the date. On one end, this bitch is a doormat for not speaking up about this douche choosing to go hang with his bros instead of spending time with her. However, she is also making him learn that she won't be around for long if he keeps his Bros>Hoes mentality in play. She has more patience than I, admittedly, and would have told him to kick rocks way before the party bullshit.
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# ? Jan 19, 2019 05:10 |
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quote:Dear Prudence,
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# ? Jan 19, 2019 05:53 |
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Like HR is gonna listen to herpes whore.
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# ? Jan 19, 2019 06:14 |
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10dishOkiku posted:So close to figuring out exactly what to do there, kid. At least the brother is learning his lesson early? Spoiled brat. I'd tell him he gets nothing until he's able to be appreciative. But, I can be a dick, so.... Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for laughing at my SO during sex? Ah, bahahaha. Starfish app. Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for taking a Tinder dates $400 after he accused me of being a whore, even though I knew it was a sarcastic offer? gently caress that. He handed it to you. I also get the impression that he was just DTF, probably paying her, and dip out. I have never seen the "Ok, I want to have sex with you now. *After Sex* omg I don't want to be with a whore who sleeps on the first date with me, even though I was initiating everything and am also a whore. Here's 2k monies for feeling better okay?" guilt trip thrown into a story unless it's a part of the plan. Skeptical about $400 though. Seems more likely he did the "sex plz" then "eww you slept with me, you whore gtfo" slam which pissed her off and she nicked a few hundred bones out of his wallet before leaving. I certainly would if that were the case. Hypocritical dipshit.
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# ? Jan 19, 2019 06:20 |
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It feels like if the OP were a horrible person, there’d be some way to spin this for social revenge. Which would be stupid. Get every last one of them you can - or the original two, at the very least - fired through the proper channels and then go get a better job of you still don’t want to be there. Or lock in a better job first and bring down hell before that’s common knowledge. burial fucked around with this message at 06:24 on Jan 19, 2019 |
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who has $400 cash on them, just walking around, unless paying for sex was his plan all along
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# ? Jan 19, 2019 06:24 |
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:who has $400 cash on them, just walking around, unless paying for sex was his plan all along Yeah no poo poo. I barely have a $20 these days. I carry singles for tip jars at my local eating places though lol.
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# ? Jan 19, 2019 06:28 |
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Take the $400. Dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack.
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# ? Jan 19, 2019 06:31 |
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quote:(continues in/out) Finally! Someone comes out and explains sex to me. Brb
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# ? Jan 19, 2019 06:45 |
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:who has $400 cash on them, just walking around, unless paying for sex was his plan all along Yeah that's what I noted too. He planned on getting his dick wet that night, either with her or a hooker. I'm still on the fence about him handing it over, though. I'm going with he finished his whambamthankyouma'am and turned the tables with how she is suddenly awful and not his type for sleeping with him, which really frosted her rear end. Pissed, she loving takes all cash in his wallet while he's in the toilet or whatever. Probably why he chased her, I guess. Or maybe he did pay but now he's up poo poo creek and can't say anything to the cops because he paid for the nookie... all for the nookie... and she just took his cookie ... whee, reddit.
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# ? Jan 19, 2019 06:47 |
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Smirking_Serpent posted:I don't really care cause I appreciate the comedy. Now her feeling are kinda hurt :/.... This all sucks for everybody, her feelings are legitimately hurt, and they'll certainly break up. That said, sometimes the universe has perfect comedic timing and this was really funny. If I'd thought of the gag first, I'd put it in the act.
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# ? Jan 19, 2019 07:27 |
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for laughing at my SO during sex? I mean that is very funny
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# ? Jan 19, 2019 07:32 |
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Rats Tossbag posted:I mean that is very funny I mean you turn that into a tight five (heh) bit for an open mic night and slay
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# ? Jan 19, 2019 07:36 |
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Rats Tossbag posted:I mean that is very funny I have to agree with that.
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# ? Jan 19, 2019 07:38 |
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Bartleby, the Screwener.
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# ? Jan 19, 2019 07:41 |
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dudeness posted:Bartleby, the Screwener. I would prefer not to (lick your rear end in a top hat)
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# ? Jan 19, 2019 07:49 |
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Is it normal to only get “in the mood” if someone else touches you first? BPD/asexual(?) relationship The girl (26F) I’ve been seeing for a few weeks was asking me to touch her and stuff. I’m 24F. She described it as a desire/urge. I said that I didn’t know what that felt like. Then she pointed out that a few weeks ago I said something about wanting to kiss her. I kind of did, because I hadn’t kissed anyone before and the moment was right. I described the urge as a sort of “zone” I was in, and I was in the zone after she had been touching me. So she asked if someone else had to touch me for me to enter the “zone” I was describing and I said maybe. For context, this is my first ever relationship. I’m F24. I’m probably asexual. She has borderline personality disorder and we’ve discussed this kinda stuff a lot. She wants me to want to touch her. I guess I’d have to be “in the mood,” and Idk how to get in the mood, I told her. She got kinda frustrated, probably because of her BPD. For more context, when she brought this up tonight, we were cuddling on my bed. I’m fine with cuddling and I don’t feel the urge to touch her. I was just kind of moving my hand around her and she was like “don’t you want to touch me? It’s just something that you do!” She’s also a very sexual person. I’m not. I don’t feel urges like she seems to. TLDR: am I normal for not desiring to touch someone I’m in a relationship with?
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# ? Jan 19, 2019 11:01 |
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How to help my (22F) new roommate (25M) understand why leaving his pubic hair in and on the toilet is a problem? I'm not talking about a stray hair here and there. I work overnights and last night I had to piss really bad when I got home. I practically ran to the bathroom and luckily before I sat down I looked at the toilet because not only was there maybe two cups worth of pubic hair sitting in the toilet bowl, it was all over the seat. I wound up having to completely clean the toilet before I could piss. Now this would be excusable if it wasn't happening often but almost every day I go in to use the bathroom and there is either poo poo still in the toilet unflushed, pubes in the toilet, or a combination of pubes and poo poo ON the toilet. Which means I have to clean it every time I use it which means I have to spend more money on cleaning supplies. I sent him a picture of his pube mountain this morning and basically was like Dude, gross and he didn't take me seriously at all. I wasn't being mean, I just said like hey I'm actually really grossed out by this and his response was "How is it gross? It's in the toilet and I forgot to flush it. You want me to just not shave to make it more convenient for you?" He then went on to argue with me about it and is now ignoring me. How tf do I get him to understand how gross that is? TLDR; New roommate leaves pubes and poo poo in and on the toilet every day. I've tried confronting him.about it and he got mad. How do I get him to see how gross this is?
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# ? Jan 19, 2019 11:02 |
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How do I (35/F) get my coworker (64/F) to stop telling me personal stuff about peoples' vaginas? Sorry for the clickbait title, but it is accurate. No, I am not talking about people who are pregnant. I live in a small-rear end town where everyone knows, and is sometimes related to, everyone else. My coworker just LOVES to gossip about people. It's seriously her favorite passtime. The worse the news, the more excited she is to share it, and she has no filter at all. I swear she was half excited when her own mother died, because then, SHE was closest to the gossip, and got to gossip about the grisly details of her mom's death. She even loudly tells everyone about her recent gall bladder stones, in detail, during our open business hours. I finally got her to stop telling me about how iceberg lettuce "runs right through her," and how she spends the next hour making GBS threads her brains out if she eats it--which she brings up WHENEVER anyone mentions eating. Now, she still says she can't eat it ALL the time, but she'll defer to "because, you know..." instead of the graphic descriptors used previously. All of that is annoying, but I can ignore it for the most part. However, perhaps because I am also female, she REALLY likes to share super personal information about other people's vaginas, and it makes me super uncomfortable. Sometimes I know the people, and it gives me an uncomfortable image in my head, plus it's none of my business (or hers, for that matter). Sometimes, I don't know them at all, which is almost worse, because she is now telling STRANGERS about someone's vaginal issues/health. What's worse is that she repeats them over and over again, even when I tell her to stop WHILE she's retelling the story. I shake my head and arms, interrupt her by saying "please stop, this story makes me uncomfortable, I don't wanna hear it again," etc. She will HAVE to finish the story whenever she starts it, even if I do all that, even if I've heard it many times before. Some actual examples of stories she has told and retold to me repeatedly, and loudly: -her eldest grandchild is a bastard, and her daughter was drugged and assaulted at local restaurant which is how her grandchild was produced. (I'm not sure if this is a small-town way of her avoiding the scandal of an unwed mother or not, bc she made her youngest daughter marry when she was knocked up at 16. I know she did this because she straight up told me that she did.) --a lady in town that I have never met had a baby born without part of it's skull, and who slowly died in her arms. She named the baby her little "bumble bee." The death led her to lose her mind, and now, all she does is collect bumblebees and is now obsessed with them. She will never be the same. (She LOVES to tell this story especially. I have heard it three times.) --a mentally unbalanced lady in town that I DO know was sterilized by her own mother when she was a teenager to prevent her from reproducing. Said lady is now happily married but can never have kids. Like I said, when the conversation turns in a direction where I can tell she is about to overshare, I shake my head and arms and say "NO, please, I don't wanna know, please stop," but she just waits for me to finish doing that, and delivers the punchline, which is whatever horrible, heartbreaking, PRIVATE thing about that person she so eagerly wants to share. I feel like I'm a plastic bag in the wind trying to stop a freight train. I can't get mad with her to her face, because she has this ridiculous tendency to blow up and storm out of the room when confronted directly with stuff. But she isn't respecting my wishes. She is also known to lie (sometimes outrageously), and about 80-90% of what she says is inaccurate hearsay or hyperbole. How do I get her to stop sharing her gross bodily functions and personal traumas, and those of others, with me? TL;DR: Coworker overshares personal stuff about herself and her friends and acquaintances that make me extremely uncomfortable, and she wants to gossip about it so badly that she ignores me when I blatantly tell her to stop in the moment. What do?
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# ? Jan 19, 2019 11:03 |
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MURDER
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# ? Jan 19, 2019 11:11 |
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for taking a Tinder date’s $400 after he accused me of being a whore, even though I knew it was a sarcastic offer? call it an rear end in a top hat tax and move on
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# ? Jan 19, 2019 11:39 |
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Smirking_Serpent posted:--a lady in town that I have never met had a baby born without part of it's skull, and who slowly died in her arms. She named the baby her little "bumble bee." The death led her to lose her mind, and now, all she does is collect bumblebees and is now obsessed with them. She will never be the same. (She LOVES to tell this story especially. I have heard it three times.)
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# ? Jan 19, 2019 11:42 |
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Yeah, that story is 100% made up and I dont feel bad saying that because this woman is a misery slinger.
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# ? Jan 19, 2019 11:46 |
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Taima posted:I've read every single page of this thread and have loved it for months, but I'm starting to have an almost visceral reaction to everyone who is like "X or Y is ruining my life, WHAT DO I DO THIS IS CONFUSING HELP?!?!" So many of these should be, "Reddit, how do I hide the body, give myself an unbreakable alibi, or both?"
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# ? Jan 19, 2019 13:00 |
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Unhealthy ejacuating (self.sex) submitted an hour ago by waterburgers_ quote:I read that when a man ejacuates, a part of their life goes out of them.
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# ? Jan 19, 2019 14:42 |
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I didnt know the Etoro people had internet access
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# ? Jan 19, 2019 14:45 |
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One simple trick to being Immortal - become a Cumpire!
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# ? Jan 19, 2019 14:46 |
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Does it work if you eat other people's semen as well?
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# ? Jan 19, 2019 14:48 |
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Didn't know CS was on a quest for immortality
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Jack-Off Lantern posted:One simple trick to being Immortal - become a Cumpire! Vampirism, blood sucking from lip, how do I allow my gf to bite and cut my lip with the least amount of pain? (self.sex) submitted 17 hours ago by flaming_dragonn quote:Hey everyone I've been dating this girl and she's into vampirism (act of sucking blood from a cut). I didn't know I had this kink but I actually really like it. She likes to suck blood out of my lip when it's cut, and it's just really sexy having her do that, but it often hurts to get the blood flow going at first. She usually tries to bite the center of the lip but I tell her that's it's too thick and it'll hurt too much to get blood and we should try to go on the inside of the lip by the corner of the mouth for easiest access.
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# ? Jan 19, 2019 14:52 |
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CheesyDog posted:Vampirism, blood sucking from lip, how do I allow my gf to bite and cut my lip with the least amount of pain? (self.sex) Get her to dress up as a giant sexy mosquito
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# ? Jan 19, 2019 14:55 |
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A similar belief is part of some TCM theories iirc E: I mean the semen thing Pirate Radar fucked around with this message at 15:08 on Jan 19, 2019 |
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Bodybuilder needs some help relating (self.sex) submitted 1 day ago * by PureSpeculator quote:Hey guys,
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# ? Jan 19, 2019 15:19 |
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for taking a Tinder date’s $400 after he accused me of being a whore, even though I knew it was a sarcastic offer? If this is true, this rear end in a top hat deserves every last bit of his money loss for being a deceptive sack of poo poo.
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# ? Jan 19, 2019 15:48 |
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My [23F] vegan sister[30F] is driving me insane. (LONG)quote:u/forfuckssakeannie
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RE: the terrible picky eater that assaulted his gf, I thought we weren't posting accounts of actual sexual abuse in the thread? Straight White Shark posted:My [23F] vegan sister[30F] is driving me insane. (LONG) I have dietary needs extremely similar to this and sanctimonious vegans piss me the gently caress off. I source my meat responsibly (aka it's loving expensive) and I'm tired of them telling me that I'm terrible for eating locally-produced meat from small farms while they suck Taco Bell's dick bc they have a vegan menu. Guess who is the biggest buyer of factory-farmed meat raised in what used to be the Amazon rainforest??? It's fast food restaurants.
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# ? Jan 19, 2019 16:45 |
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My (26 F) SIL has accessed My bank account and Has caused me moral and ethical dilemmasquote:I have been banking with my current bank since I was 16, which my sister in law happens to work at (in the claims dept as a debt collector). I found out yesterday that she has looked at my bank account without reason, other than being nosy. My husband works for his father and his mother is an accountant, and they were discussing taxes and returns, as we have both had a child and gotten married this past year - his brother was at his parents at the time, and made the comment that we shouldn’t struggle at all because I make a lot of money, more than him and his wife combined... then told my husband not to tell me, but that my SIL has looked at my bank account and was she was upset that I made as much as I do. I have had multiple issues with my sister in law in the past- she put her daughter in my mother’s classroom and has told my mom crazy lies about my husband (like that he stole his moms money and her car 🙄) and is constantly fishing for information about me (especially now that I have a newborn). My husband and I had a destination wedding, which she made all about her and left me babysitting her child during my wedding/vacation, but that’s a whole other story. I know his family is thinking I’m petty, but I’ve been using the newborn excuse to stay away from family gatherings... but I know the excuse won’t last forever, and she’s already mad that I haven’t let her “meet the baby”. I’m very tempted to report her to the bank, although if I did and she lost her job, it would be a family stink that may, in the long term, damage my marriage. Switching banks is also highly inconvenient. I’m very torn about what to do, and don’t even know that confronting her is an option, she is crazy and likely to turn herself into the victim. I would report her it you do know you can put your money in another bank right?
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I (34F) have been used by a PTA (30s/40s F) I thought were friends, and don't know what to doquote:I don't know how relevant this is but I should mention that I am on the autistic spectrum, diagnosed as an adult when attending therapy for a myriad of anxiety problems, mostly social-related. I don't tell people as I don't feel I need to be treated any different. I have some friends (but not a lot), have always been relatively successful in my education and work, a husband and two kids even before I was diagnosed. But I think it does affect things in ways I don't see, and also makes me second guess my responses to things. My favorite comment: quote:If you do the next event, you're a better person than I am. This is what I would do: Drop everything. When they ask, tell them that someone informed you of their conversation that day and you think it's best you not subject them to have to do any more "pretending." I hate lying, but this is one instance I would because then they are going to wonder who in the group is untrustworthy. Let their miserable phony group implode.
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