PYF Anti-Food Porn: the chili cheese corndog casserole recipe is on pg 1731

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chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

Paladinus posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KgRLLPOHq8

The loving pizza at 10:22. That's got to be against the rules.

# ? Jan 31, 2019 02:16

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Bobby Digital: Sep 4, 2009

# ? Jan 31, 2019 02:36

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I recognize about 1/4 of the ingredients in there.

It would be fun to troll Facebook cooking groups with pics of disgusting foods played off as a legitimate effort.

# ? Jan 31, 2019 02:47

Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

Bobby Digital posted:

In Breath of the Wild, this would be "Dubious Food"

# ? Jan 31, 2019 02:58

Zil: Jun 4, 2011; Satanically Summoned Citrus

Can't tell if it has been run through the Google nightmare generator yet or not.

# ? Jan 31, 2019 03:04

AlbieQuirky: Oct 9, 2012; Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Eggs, hocks, and canned olives seem not to belong in the same dish.

# ? Jan 31, 2019 03:41

Sandwich Anarchist: Sep 12, 2008

Bobby Digital posted:

# ? Jan 31, 2019 04:01

Tiggum: Oct 24, 2007; Your life and your quest end here.

Pookah posted:

I don't think I've heard of stuffed schnitzels being a thing outside Germany

Isn't that what Chicken Kiev is?

# ? Jan 31, 2019 04:04

PubicMice: Feb 14, 2012; looking for information on posts

Bobby Digital posted:

Please note, those eggs are clearly still in the shell

# ? Jan 31, 2019 05:13

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Bobby Digital posted:

This is the slurry in the bottom of a dennys dumpster and you can't convince me otherwise

# ? Jan 31, 2019 07:10

FruitPunchSamurai: Oct 20, 2010

# ? Jan 31, 2019 07:24

WITCHCRAFT: Aug 28, 2007; Berries That Burn

OBLATE MEAT SPHEROID IS COMING TO EARTH SOON

TO A CRATER NEAR YOU. 47KM OF COLD, UNCARING MEAT

HURTLING STRAIGHT TO YOU, FROM THE OUTER RIM

FROM THE EMPTY VOID BEYOND ALL KNOWN LIGHT

IRRADIATED AND WINDSWEPT BY THE SCREAMING OF OUR OWN SUN

MEAT IS COMING

IT MENACES WITH SPIKES OF CARROT

IT THIRSTS TO FEED YOUR MOST PRIMAL NEED

THE NEED TO PERISH; TO BECOME DUST ONCE MORE

MEAT IS COMING

# ? Jan 31, 2019 08:00

WITCHCRAFT: Aug 28, 2007; Berries That Burn

making that post reminded me of something very important

WITCHCRAFT posted:

DO YOU LIKE CAKES I LIKE CAKES A LOT
COME TO MY PLACE I HAVE A LOT OF CAKES
CAKES TO SHARE ROOM FOR CAKES ROOMS FULL OF CAKES
I FOUND A PLACE WHERE THE VEIL IS THIN
COME TO MY PLACE I KNOW HOW TO UNFOLD
I CAN UNFOLD THE PLACE WHERE THE CAKES ARE
COME TO MY CAKE I HAVE A LOT OF PLACES
PLACES FOR CAKES PLACES TO EAT
THE CAKES ARE READY TO EAT
COME TO MY PLACE I HAVE A LOT OF CAKES

# ? Jan 31, 2019 08:04

My Lovely Horse: Aug 21, 2010

PubicMice posted:

Please note, those eggs are clearly still in the shell

good enough for oysters

# ? Jan 31, 2019 08:27

MariusLecter: Sep 5, 2009; NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Tiggum posted:

Isn't that what Chicken Kiev is?

I like the ep of Anthony Bourdain's show where he gets a Chicken Kiev and its a hollow chicken ball with hot butter water and mostly steam inside.

# ? Jan 31, 2019 08:39

WITCHCRAFT: Aug 28, 2007; Berries That Burn

MariusLecter posted:

I like the ep of Anthony Bourdain's show where he gets a Chicken Kiev and its a hollow chicken ball with hot butter water and mostly steam inside.

luv me some steamed poultry orbs

# ? Jan 31, 2019 08:53

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

# ? Jan 31, 2019 09:10

Haifisch: Nov 13, 2010; Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!; Taco Defender

MariusLecter posted:

I like the ep of Anthony Bourdain's show where he gets a Chicken Kiev and its a hollow chicken ball with hot butter water and mostly steam inside.

I'm pretty sure the frozen chicken kiev you can buy for a dollar each would be better than that. At least it's honest about what you're getting.

# ? Jan 31, 2019 09:35

Puntification: Nov 4, 2009; Black Orthodontromancy
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PubicMice posted:

Please note, those eggs are clearly still in the shell

Misread this as clearly still in hell.

# ? Jan 31, 2019 10:59

Tashilicious: Jul 17, 2016; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

PubicMice posted:

Please note, those eggs are clearly still in the shell

well yeah they're using the egg whites

# ? Jan 31, 2019 11:19

Alhazred: Feb 16, 2011

My Lovely Horse posted:

good enough for oysters

And eggs are just land oysters when you think about it.

# ? Jan 31, 2019 13:30

Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

Haifisch posted:

I'm pretty sure the frozen chicken kiev you can buy for a dollar each would be better than that. At least it's honest about what you're getting.

I prefer the frozen chicken cordon bleu, it's full of ham and cheese :yum:

# ? Jan 31, 2019 13:43

Perry Mason Jar: Feb 24, 2006; "Della? Take a lid"

CannonFodder posted:

Now that's American as gently caress: super sized portions and packaging

As an American, that is NOT the biggest chip bag I've ever seen.

# ? Jan 31, 2019 15:00

AlbieQuirky: Oct 9, 2012; Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Iron Crowned posted:

I prefer the frozen chicken cordon bleu, it's full of ham and cheese

Those are good, nobody @ me.

# ? Jan 31, 2019 16:43

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

AlbieQuirky posted:

Those are good, nobody @ me.

# ? Jan 31, 2019 16:46

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

# ? Jan 31, 2019 16:49

Zipperelli.: Apr 3, 2011; Nap Ghost

WITCHCRAFT posted:

DO YOU LIKE CAKES I LIKE CAKES A LOT
COME TO MY PLACE I HAVE A LOT OF CAKES
CAKES TO SHARE ROOM FOR CAKES ROOMS FULL OF CAKES
I FOUND A PLACE WHERE THE VEIL IS THIN
COME TO MY PLACE I KNOW HOW TO UNFOLD
I CAN UNFOLD THE PLACE WHERE THE CAKES ARE
COME TO MY CAKE I HAVE A LOT OF PLACES
PLACES FOR CAKES PLACES TO EAT
THE CAKES ARE READY TO EAT
COME TO MY PLACE I HAVE A LOT OF CAKES

Not for nothing, but these are amazing. Like, holy poo poo the skill it takes to makes some of those is out of this world.

# ? Jan 31, 2019 17:29

CannonFodder: Jan 26, 2001; Passion’s Wrench

bloom posted:

"Eat a bag of dicks!"

"Sorry, no bags but I have a cup. Will that work?"

# ? Jan 31, 2019 17:34

axolotl farmer: May 17, 2007; Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

This phenomenon was mentioned in an earlier iteration of this thread.

Note the Pizza Hut logo? Chinese Pizza Hut had a policy that you were allowed one plate from the salad bar. One plate, NO seconds! :argh:

Pizza Hut salad bar became a challenge in building towers of food, while still technically not breaking any rules.

# ? Jan 31, 2019 18:53

Sacrificial Toast: Nov 5, 2009

Also, this is the most humiliated looking fish I've ever seen.

Sacrificial Toast has a new favorite as of 20:16 on Jan 31, 2019

# ? Jan 31, 2019 20:13

Slippery: May 16, 2004; Muscles Boxcar

I'm BEEF CARD 31 (presumably)

# ? Jan 31, 2019 21:17

TheKennedys: Sep 23, 2006; By my hand, I will take you from this godforsaken internet

Sacrificial Toast posted:

An entire half teaspoon of ginger, how will they ever handle the heat?

# ? Jan 31, 2019 21:21

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

# ? Jan 31, 2019 22:04

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

I need only gelitanized cocktails from now on.
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/PleasingMemorableAlligatorgar-mobile.mp4

# ? Jan 31, 2019 22:14

Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

LifeSunDeath posted:

I need only gelitanized cocktails from now on.
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/PleasingMemorableAlligatorgar-mobile.mp4

gently caress that, it's way too much effort for something I'm going to guzzle in under 2 minutes.

# ? Jan 31, 2019 22:18

Rotten Red Rod: Mar 5, 2002

LifeSunDeath posted:

I tried that Doritos taco at Taco Bell once.

It tasted... Like Doritos in my Taco Bell.

I don't know what I was expecting

# ? Jan 31, 2019 22:44

Whooping Crabs: Apr 13, 2010; Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

LifeSunDeath posted:

Lucky is winning the lottery. This is more like getting hit by a drunk driver at 8am.

# ? Jan 31, 2019 23:31

angerbot: Mar 23, 2004; plob

Bobby Digital posted:

That's clearly an instant pot, so I tried to google the various... identifiable ingredients and no luck - there's usually a recipe online somewhere since pressure cookers can be finicky.

The eggs (which are good from a pressure cooker normally when it's not in a separate Earth where the IP has a "TERROR" button) would take a different amount of time to cook than everything else, I just, logic fails me regarding this dish.

Like, Ham and (chick) pea soup right? Why olives, why eggs? Why live? Just give up, give up and give out, measure your length in the gutter and pray for sweet release.

# ? Feb 1, 2019 01:22

Zipperelli.: Apr 3, 2011; Nap Ghost

Whooping Crabs posted:

Lucky is winning the lottery. This is more like getting hit by a drunk driver at 8am.

because of how often we go to the bar at 8am when we get off work.

and then Uber home

# ? Feb 1, 2019 06:26

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# ? May 15, 2024 22:53

Haifisch: Nov 13, 2010; Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!; Taco Defender

# ? Feb 1, 2019 06:56

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