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tactlessbastard posted:He missed the part about it being incest instead of teenager poo poo and almost immediately recanted. What more could you ask for? e: sorry that's a terrible snipe. Here's the boring update from the "who knew Vegas marriages were real???" idiots quote:Quick update to my original post /r/legaladvice/comments/as5sqf/aznv_just_found_out_my_wife_was_married_as_a_joke/ Anne Whateley fucked around with this message at 06:13 on Mar 2, 2019 |
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LadyPictureShow posted:AITA for continuing a relationship under the false pretense of marriage? I am tired of these dating websites that lead to date after date of noncommittal garbage, so instead I will string along a starry eyed teenager forever without getting married because I can't bring myself to make that level of commitment again
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Straight White Shark posted:I am tired of these dating websites that lead to date after date of noncommittal garbage, so instead I will string along a starry eyed teenager forever without getting married because I can't bring myself to make that level of commitment again I just edited my post, because his comments are gross as Hell. He views her as an employee. E: quote:One of my daughters is dating a man older than me, it is actually how I found out about the service 
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My [26M] fiancee [25F] of 4 years embarrassed me in public and refuses to take responsibility for what she did. My fiancee had the very simple task of just accompanying me to a gala that was focused on a client at my work. They’re very important and I know how she is, so I specifically told her to refrain from discussing any sort of controversial issues if not prompted first. In fact, it was my preference that she not say anything at all about anything like that, but this was my compromise in that stating your position respectfully if asked would be fine. This is necessary because the client does business she may disagree with personally (oil company). Instead of honoring our agreement as we had laid out in great detail, she just basically disregarded it completely and embarrassed herself and almost me. Out of the blue she just starts talking about the dangers of fracking, the placement of certain pipelines, climate change, and even criticized one of their executives, who is a former lawmaker in a party she personally disagrees with, to his face. I had to basically force her out the door. I apologized and said that she was a massive lightweight and that those glasses of wine were probably getting to her, and ordered her an uber to go home. I apologized to them profusely afterwards, and thankfully things went well. Two of them said they had daughters, so they know what it's like, and that I handled it well. The specific goals we had in mind for their business have basically been achieved, but I can’t believe that she would just embarrass me like that. We had specifically agreed on this beforehand. I said that if she wasn’t able to handle it, staying home would have been a fine option. She doesn’t seem to see anything wrong with what she did, and pontificates about the issues without accepting that she reneged on our agreement, violated my trust, and embarrassed me in public. I’m extremely angry that she did this, and I’m even angrier that she refuses to accept that what she did was wrong and apologize. Is there any way I can frame this to help her understand my viewpoint? Is this behavior and refusal to take responsibility indicative of larger issues she has? tl;dr: Fiancee embarrassed me in public by grandstanding in an inappropriate venue and refuses to accept that what she did was wrong.
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Fiancee was disrespectful and totally put her beliefs above the relationship. And she was right to do so. gently caress that guy and gently caress those oil barons Smirking_Serpent posted:Two of them said they had daughters, so they know what it's like, and that I handled it well.
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Peaceful Anarchy posted:Fiancee was disrespectful and totally put her beliefs above the relationship. She didn't really though? If this was about moral fortitude she wouldn't stay with him. Instead she just comes across as a hypocrite for staying with him, presumably benefiting from the lifestyle while also trying to pretend she is above it.
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Smirking_Serpent posted:My [26M] fiancee [25F] of 4 years embarrassed me in public and refuses to take responsibility for what she did. Now, it can't be both.
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They should break up. Relationships between people with vastly different politics can only work if people agree to leave that part of their lives at the front door with their shoes.
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I [26F] saw my husband [27M] in a gay porn and I don't know how to confront him about it Last night, I was watching porn while my husband was asleep. I've always liked gay porn, I watch gay porn exclusively. I go to pornhub and start browsing. I'll try to not make this as graphic as it could be, but I clicked on a random video and it was definitely my husband. His face was fully visible, several unique tattoos. It was him. I knew without a shadow of a doubt this took place after we were married because he had the goddamn ring on! I was furious and disgusted. He had unprotected sex with multiple men. All I could think of was STDs. I didn't sleep last night. I called off from work, too. First thing I went to a free clinic to get checked. I haven't been home since. I don't think I can loving look at him. I'm so loving angry. What do I do? TLDR Saw husband with multiple men in gay porn that definitely took place after we were in a committed relationship. Would it be gauche to ghost my husband at this point? UPDATE: I spoke to him. He said he has a meth problem and that it "turns him gay". This has been going on for months. He meets randoms off Grinder. This was not an isolated event. I'm devestated. He said he'd go to rehab. I told him we're wayyy past all of that and that I wanted a divorce. He said he'd do whatever as long as I didn't tell anyone because gently caress our marriage, gently caress the life we have, who cares about that! It's all about his image. I'm just collateral! Yo, I don't give a gently caress, I'll send screengrabs to his boss, to his mom, to every one. gently caress you, Brandon.
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[18/f] My boyfriend (20/m) never takes his hoodie off. Yes, even during sex. The title pretty much explains it all. I've been dating this guy for about a month now and he is literally always wearing a hoodie, yes with the hood up...yes EVEN DURING SEX. I've made attempts to take the hoodie off or ask him if he wants to remove it when he's visibly sweating buckets, but he always stops me or says he's fine. I just find it crazy that during sex, I will be completely naked and he will have everything off EXCEPT THE HOODIE. The problem is that I don't know how to properly address this. What if it's an insecurity problem? What if I hit a nerve? Do I just give it time? One time he told me that he was insecure about his ears and that he has to cover them but I feel like it's deeper than that. I've seen Instagram photos of him without the hoodies and he's only started wearing them recently. I know that summer is coming soon so I would assume he would lose it by then but who's to say he won't wear it in 100 degree weather when he won't even take it off when we're intimate? He's truly the best boyfriend and I really care about him but I just don't know how to go about this without hurting him. Sincerely, someone whose boyfriend literally ties the strings of his hoodie so that it stays on during sex.
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Power Khan posted:I [26F] saw my husband [27M] in a gay porn and I don't know how to confront him about it Yikes. Something a little different: TIFU by Listening to Reddit and Eating my Girlfriends rear end, Which Caused a Peanut Allergy. quote:My girlfriend and I have been together for about a year and a half. She is into butt stuff which is fine with me for the most part, but I’ve always told myself that I would never eat rear end. I just think it’s unsanitary and just gross. But she’s dropped hints here and there that she would like me to do it, but I’ve always deflected it. I decided I might finally give it a try, maybe it won’t be so bad. If it’s something she would really enjoy it, why not? But then a concerning thought entered my head.
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Power Khan posted:[18/f] My boyfriend (20/m) never takes his hoodie off. Yes, even during sex. that's what you get when you sign up to succ the zucc
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Power Khan posted:I [26F] saw my husband [27M] in a gay porn and I don't know how to confront him about it Yeah, gently caress Brandon
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Power Khan posted:[18/f] My boyfriend (20/m) never takes his hoodie off. Yes, even during sex. Is she dating Kenny?
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He heard that girls like to wear and steal their boyfriend's hoodies and he's just being proactive, constant attempts to get him to remove it have just strengthened his beliefs.
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Update: Girlfriend (22F) told me she's interested in a threesome with my (22M) former FWB (21F) Previous thread: https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/arrewq/girlfriend_22f_told_me_shes_interested_in_a/ Well, we got together shortly after to discuss the details. My girlfriend said that she had no boundaries really, but that she would prefer it if me and Amy didn't make out too much. She was also willing to try and explore herself with Amy, and Amy was cool with this and just wanted to have a good time together. We were all pretty excited, and we agreed on Amy coming over to our place yesterday, since the three of us are free today. It didn't go as planned, it actually went pretty bad. During the act everything was cool, but right now it's not. Amy came over after dinner, and we had a few drinks together. Nobody got drunk or anything, just 2 glasses to calm down and help with the nerves. It started with Amy making a move on the both of us, and we went to the bedroom. I don't want to go in details and all that, but I'll talk a little bit about it for context. Amy and my girlfriend did some stuff together and that went well. I focused on my girlfriend, but after some time she said she wanted to see me with Amy. So we did some stuff together, and I (embarrassingly) reached my climax pretty fast. After this we went for a round 2 with the three of us and about 2 hours later Amy left. I felt like it went pretty well, and I certainly enjoyed it. We were pretty tired after this so we fell asleep soon after. I woke up this morning to my girlfriend crying. She was sobbing, and I tried to comfort her but she didn't really stop. When she calmed down I told her that she can talk to me and that she can share everything with me. She went quiet, and after a while she said that she knew that she wasn't satisfying me sexually, and that I would be better off with Amy. She said that Amy obviously made me feel some way and that I really seemed to enjoy my time with her. She ended with (rough quote) : 'I bet she makes you cum way faster, why don't you call her and just tell her? I'm sure she'll be over in minute so you guys can gently caress without me being in the way' I told her that what she said was unfair, and that she is the only person I need and that she's the best I've ever had. I was quite shocked, so I tried to be as calm as possible but I think I gave the wrong impression. She got angry and left the room, and I heard her crying again in the living room. Didn't know what to do, so I sat next to her and held her for a long time. I comforted her and apologized (I don't know, seemed like the right thing to do) and kept telling her how much I loved her. This was an absolute disaster. I feel terrible for going through with it, I honestly should have known better than this. I really thought my girlfriend was in for this, until she wasn't. She's talking with me now and said sorry, but she's obviously still emotional. I've been giving all my attention to her and I think she's feeling a liiitle bit better. It looks like she's slowly recovering, and I'm just thinking here wishing I could turn back time. I know we can get over this together, but it's definitely going to take time to heal. If anyone has any tips on working through this, please let me know. Any advice is appreciated. Update: She's doing better now. We talked about what happened, and it turns out that she didn't actually like seeing me with someone else, but in the moment she thought it was hot. She certainly did not like me reaching my climax.. We have both apologized to each other but she's still all worked up, not that I expect her to be cool again within a day. We're talking and that's a start. I plan on buying some of her favorite flowers and taking her out to dinner, just showing that I love her.
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tactlessbastard posted:gently caress him Clearly the guy that "found" it just jacked it from her cubical. 65$ is like 5 hrs of work at the outside, he should nut up & buy his own poo poo
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Barudak posted:here you are, inflicting the truth on me. 
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Power Khan posted:I [26F] saw my husband [27M] in a gay porn and I don't know how to confront him about it lmao at getting off exclusively to homosexual porn and then not tolerating homosexuality in your husband, talk about bigoted
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Anne Whateley posted:That guy was fine, I'm talking about a different person's different response I'm pretty sure you're talking about me. Given the sheer quantity of incest porn, most people who watch it can't be interested in actually doing it or there'd be an incredible epidemic that would just be unignorable. It takes a common fantasy, that a pretty young woman would be interested in a 40-50yo, and paints it with a coat of taboo that makes it hotter. People find transgression hot. Men who watch cuck porn don't actually want to be forced to watch/help a well endowed person do their wife and/or lick them clean afterwards. Women into DubCon don't want to be "ravished" in real life. I'm not into any of.these things, personally, but the principle is basically the same across porn. CP is terrible, and ANYTHING close to that is something that cannot be tolerated. Not even stories.
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Fantasizing about loving a random child is horrifying and unconscionable, but fantasizing about loving your own child is nbd and just pretend. I can see either side, but arguing both at once is tricky Beachcomber posted:most people who watch it can't be interested in actually doing it or there'd be an incredible epidemic that would just be unignorable. Between 1 in 9 and 1 in 4 girls are sexually abused before the age of 18 80% of perpetrators (in cases substantiated by CPS) were a parent of the kid https://www.rainn.org/statistics/children-and-teens https://www.nsopw.gov/en-US/Education/FactsStatistics Anne Whateley fucked around with this message at 10:29 on Mar 2, 2019 |
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Beachcomber posted:Men who watch cuck porn don't actually want to be forced to watch/help a well endowed person do their wife and/or lick them clean afterwards. This thread suggests otherwise
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bell jar posted:lmao at getting off exclusively to homosexual porn and then not tolerating homosexuality in your husband, talk about bigoted I’m sure she would have been fine with it if only he got high on meth and recorded himself having unprotected sex with dozens of random women
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LimburgLimbo posted:I’m sure she would have been fine with it if only he got high on meth and recorded himself having unprotected sex with dozens of random women Don't worry, it's just the meth that makes him gay.
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Went down the rabbit hole of that weird hypersexual incel's profile and welp Is it safe to eat fleas? submitted 19 days ago by KLWiz1987 quote:My dad thinks it's probably safe, but I was thinking they might scratch your stomach trying to escape. He used to pick them off himself and drop them into a glass of water to drown.
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Batterypowered7 posted:Dudes like this always feel so slighted because they were considered physically unattractive at one point. You know he's bitter because she's paying him attention after his transformation (and considers that shallow) but never stops to consider all the people he didn't find attractive that he either didn't consider dating or passed on dating. https://link.medium.com/tZaurqocJU
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LimburgLimbo posted:I’m sure she would have been fine with it if only he got high on meth and recorded himself having unprotected sex with dozens of random women well, she probably wouldn't have outed him after he asked her not to
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:the analogy I like to use is to imagine that you tripped and fell and your hand went in dogshit, and your buddy hands you a paper towel and is like “you’re good right? do we really need to find a sink?” Yeah that makes sense, after all you do use your puckered sphincter to delicately place food in your mouth and to touch all kinds of surfaces in the home and in public If you type on the keyboard with your rear end in a top hat is that literally poo poo posting?
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Peaceful Anarchy posted:Mom + Dad divorced, shared custody. Mom is antivax, dad isn't. They went to court, court ordered child vaccinated. Mom said "I'll do it," then forged a doctor's note (or got a real note from a fake doctor?) saying it was done and convinced daughter to lie about it. Now daughter is in the hospital and confided to dad that she'd never been vaccinated. MURDER MURDER MURDER MURDER
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A page or two ago butSmirking_Serpent posted:AITA for asking for my money back after my friend sold me unmedicated weed gummies? OP clarified in the comments: quote:I have a type of dyslexia but with numbers. That plus adhd makes numbers an abstract concept to me. If you tell me 1 x 10 = 100 I’ll agree until it hits me belatedly. It’s one reason I avoid shopping because even with a calculator I always go over my budget and have to put stuff back while everyone in line stares at me. She knows this about me, so I’m not surprised she wouldn’t say anything. They have dyscalculia and this "friend" blatantly took advantage to scam a hundred bucks off them! What an rear end in a top hat!
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I need an outlet for my fetish (self.sex) submitted 3 days ago by NoOneDiesTonight quote:So I have a wrestling fetish. I enjoy being headscissored, smothered and put in chokeholds. My girlfriend knows I’m into this, but doesn’t enjoy it as much as I do. She said she understands if I want to do those types of things with other women and has no problem with it as long it’s all that happens. The problem is I live away from my hometown where all my female friends are, and since being in this relationship I haven’t really made any other female friends, let alone someone that’s comfortable enough with me to do this kind of thing. I tried craigslist, and my ads keep getting removed. I tried wrestlingFetishclub.com, nobody in my area. Sessions are really expensive, and not in my price range atm. Does anyone out there with the same type of kink have any advice?
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I work at a zoo, and sometimes smell atrocious after work, so bad that stores won't even let me in! My boyfriend seems to absolutely love the smell though...what does that mean? (self.sex) submitted 5 days ago by coldcoyote quote:He tries to subtly (but it's not subtle at all, haha) dissuade me from taking a shower or cleaning myself when I get home some nights, and he wants to cuddle and be all close with me after work, and I've caught him trying to take deep sniffs of the smell too. His desire to have sex or do romantic things also seems much higher on nights where the smell is particularly foul.
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My (F26) BF (M29 - 1yr) thinks I can orgasm at will whenever he tells me to during sex and I don't know how to make him understand that I can't... (self.sex) submitted 7 hours ago by dog_impersonator quote:He either starts a 10 second countdown and expects me to cum when he gets to 1 or wants me to cum at will at the same time he does. After the countdown he asks me if I came and when I say no he doesn't believe me / thinks I'm joking. This is in part my fault because I used to jokingly say "no" whenever he asked me after I had in fact had an orgasm. Now he just never believes me when I say no and I don't want to ruin the mood while we are having sex by insisting that I didn't orgasm. This is starting to get really really annoying and IDK what to do about it. We've been together for a year and he is happy because he swears that I have like 30 orgasms every time we have sex, but I can actually barely have one. I'm afraid that telling him the truth could really hurt his feelings and make him insecure in bed. I feel terrible but I just don't want to hurt his feelings...
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I'm [26M] Probably Leaving my Preg. GF [25F], complicated (self.sex) submitted an hour ago by dutchguy2018 quote:Before you jump at me for being an rear end in a top hat: she's pregnant by another guy. The complication: she got pregnant by him with my blessing, as part of a cuckold relationship. But the more her pregnancy becomes a reality, the more I'm not sure I can actually go through being a father to another man's kid. As big an rear end in a top hat as that makes me, she shouldn't have relied on me as part of a kink/sexual fantasy to actually chip in and support her kid by another guy long term.
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bell jar posted:lmao at getting off exclusively to homosexual porn and then not tolerating homosexuality in your husband, talk about bigoted nice try Brandon
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