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DemoneeHo posted:Pretend that an anthropomorphic lemon is loving your rear end.
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AITA for getting upset after my boyfriend misspelled my name on his tattoo?quote:My boyfriend [32] got my [28] name tattooed on his arm in Japanese. I’m 100% Japanese so I obviously see why he chose the language but I really wish he confirmed or did more research because it doesn’t even say my name. He got home 2 days ago from his trip and excitedly showed me the “surprise” he’s been talking about for a week but wouldn’t tell me what it was. Honestly, I have no idea how to feel about it on one hand it was a sweet gesture that didn’t go well, but on the other hand I’m kinda upset that it doesn’t say my name. Am I the rear end in a top hat here? quote:INFO quote:Marie vs. Gunhilde. I'm sure there's a Gunhilde out there so the tattoo won't go to waste.
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# ? Mar 12, 2019 19:39 |
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Araenna posted:Also, guy who hosed his girlfriend's dad has no reason to listen to him. He's the one with all the power here, he can hold it over dad's head forever. Pamela Stephenson Connelly consistently gives the worst, blandest advice possible.
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# ? Mar 12, 2019 19:40 |
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hahaha, that's an incredible fuckup
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# ? Mar 12, 2019 19:41 |
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DemoneeHo posted:AITA for getting upset after my boyfriend misspelled my name on his tattoo? LMAO
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Runcible Cat posted:Pamela Stephenson Connelly consistently gives the worst, blandest advice possible. It is terrible advice. Like, he's had a 5 year relationship with this woman. Just because he's bisexual and used to sleep around & her dad's a piece of poo poo doesn't mean he needs to dump her. He should TELL HER, and have the awkward-rear end conversation, but it's not like the dad is ever going to admit it voluntarily.
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AITA for breaking up after my gf showed me her old tinder account?quote:Met my gf from a mutual friend about 4 months ago. Everything was going great.
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Runcible Cat posted:Pamela Stephenson Connelly consistently gives the worst, blandest advice possible. honestly, if you're gonna just completely gently caress it up for entertainment purposes why not go for the devil's triangle angle
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Vim Fuego posted:AITA for breaking up after my gf showed me her old tinder account? She was just showing you how great you are that she broke her rule to date you.
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# ? Mar 12, 2019 19:50 |
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dudeness posted:She was just showing you how great you are that she broke her rule to date you. "Yeah I shot myself in the dick, but it was MY choice and I'm good with it."
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# ? Mar 12, 2019 19:56 |
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the 6' thing is the mark of a deeply obnoxious person but otoh it would've filtered out months of Gimli here nipping at her heels like a territorial chihuahua over every imaginary judgement of him he can conjure up
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# ? Mar 12, 2019 19:57 |
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DemoneeHo posted:AITA for getting upset after my boyfriend misspelled my name on his tattoo? I hope instead of Marie it was "Dumb White Guy"
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Vim Fuego posted:AITA for breaking up after my gf showed me her old tinder account? Lmao, how insecure and cowardly can you be? He's short in height and short in maturity.
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# ? Mar 12, 2019 19:59 |
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DemoneeHo posted:Lmao, how insecure and cowardly can you be? op posted:5'6"
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[OK] My puppy and I were attacked by two pitbulls. My puppy died, and I had to go to the emergency room. The owner of the dogs refuse to pay my medical bills. On November 3rd of 2018, a little over two weeks after my wedding, I took Remus on a walk at around 5:15 am. Remus was a very energetic puppy, so I would have to take him on a walk first thing in the morning to tire him out. We live in a very safe neighborhood in a very safe town in Oklahoma, so I wasn't worried about our safety. About 10 minutes into our walk, two pitbulls turned onto the street and immediately attacked and killed my 11-month-old puppy. I sustained cuts on my hands from trying to protect my puppy, and a bite on my thigh. My wife took me to the emergency room, and I got staples put into my leg and a tetanus shot. Later that morning, an officer came by our house and told us that the owner of the dogs neglected to lock the pitbulls up correctly, and this wasn't the first time that those pitbulls have attacked another dog. The dogs were returned to the owner, and our city ordered them to be euthanized after 10 days time. The dogs were euthanized on November 13th. Fast forward to December. The owner had a hearing, and was ordered to pay my medical bills (~$500) for an exchange for me not to sue him. He told the city attorney that he wasn't going to pay, and he hasn't. My wife and I were going to take him to small claims court, but we fear that, even if we win, the guy will not pay. We are worried that if we pursue this, it will just be a waste of time, and open up the possibility for the owner to sue us back. My wife and I can't afford to hire an attorney, but I just can't let it go. It has been several months, and I still think about what happened every single day. I know that accidents happen, but this wasn't the first time this has happened with the owner, I don't want to let him get away with such negligence. Would it be worth it to continue to pursue legal action? If we took him to small claims court and won, would he have to pay my medical bill? What would the consequences be of refusing to pay?
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# ? Mar 12, 2019 20:14 |
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Man, I remember the time I dated a 5'6" incredibly immature guy...
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# ? Mar 12, 2019 20:14 |
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My husband and I entered a contract instead of getting a divorce. We entered a contract stating I couldn’t see other people (including brothers & best friends) and he will give me a place to live, money for expenses, and rights to see my kids. Can I break this contract? State of New York. Originally from Bangladesh but now a citizen of the United States. Any advice would help on how to get out of this. Thank you! UPDATE: I didn’t get a divorce at the time because it was frowned upon in the culture. Can anyone recommend me a court or judge that would help me break my contract?
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After seeing kids getting vaccinated against their parents wishes, I’m wondering if I can do the same thing but for a blood transfusion. Lately I’ve been seeing that some kids are getting vaccinated without parental consent, which has made me wonder how I could go about consenting to a blood transfusion for myself without my parents knowledge. I’m 15, and have a medical condition that requires a couple surgeries every year or so. My parents are Jehovah’s Witness, and always say I can’t have a blood transfusion even if I would die without one. I think their religion is absolutely crazy and I don’t want to die because of not getting blood, but I can’t tell them this or I’ll be “disfellowshipped” and shunned. Is there any way for me to consent to a transfusion for myself without them finding out about it? I’m honestly terrified that some day I’m going to die because of a stupid cult rule that I don’t even agree with. I live in Oregon if that makes a difference. Edit for some clarification- Like some commenters have mentioned, I’m on their insurance which is probably the biggest issue in them not finding out about it if I were to need blood. There’s also a “no blood transfusion” card that they force me to keep in my wallet at all times. And they check that it’s there regularly.
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Smirking_Serpent posted:My husband and I entered a contract instead of getting a divorce. We entered a contract stating I couldn’t see other people (including brothers & best friends) and he will give me a place to live, money for expenses, and rights to see my kids. Can I break this contract? I first thought this meant she couldn't see other people like, in a dating way. But I think it actually means she's got to be locked away and isn't allowed to even talk to her family and friends?
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Smirking_Serpent posted:[OK] My puppy and I were attacked by two pitbulls. My puppy died, and I had to go to the emergency room. The owner of the dogs refuse to pay my medical bills. What would the owner be able to sue back with? He was negligent with his dogs. And should have been euthed alongside them.
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DemoneeHo posted:AITA for getting upset after my boyfriend misspelled my name on his tattoo? Haha, goddamn, that’s amazing. I think there are like a million different ways to write a lot of Japanese names that all have the same name (so, for instance, “Taro”, the Japanese equivalent to “John”, might have 3 different Kanji it could be written as.) so that even if he did research on her name he wouldn’t have any guarantee of getting it right.
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Smirking_Serpent posted:After seeing kids getting vaccinated against their parents wishes, I’m wondering if I can do the same thing but for a blood transfusion. LOL
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Smirking_Serpent posted:After seeing kids getting vaccinated against their parents wishes, I’m wondering if I can do the same thing but for a blood transfusion. more support for the "antivax is just late-late-late-term abortion" theory
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# ? Mar 12, 2019 20:30 |
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for not being attracted to my girlfriend’s body? What in the heck is with these impossibly oblivious idiot men who think it's okay to put down their partner's physical attributes? Sure, maybe their girlfriend isn't the perfect fantasy woman for them, but Jesus loving Christ, why would you ever tell them that in billions of years? What is wrong with people?????!!!!
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# ? Mar 12, 2019 20:44 |
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Insecurity over titty size is the same exact thing as insecurity over dick size and if you tell your partner about it you are equally bad, but you're also pretty bad if you start hounding your partner about whether or not you're big enough Don't ask questions you don't want the answer to
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Smirking_Serpent posted:After seeing kids getting vaccinated against their parents wishes, I’m wondering if I can do the same thing but for a blood transfusion. Kid’s SOL til he’s 18 or emancipates if he wants to keep it hidden. He’ll be better off disassociating if that’s how he feels anyway.
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LadyPictureShow posted:Man, I remember the time I dated a 5'6" incredibly immature guy... My friend went on a Tinder date with a guy whose profile said he was 6'5". When she met him, it turns out he was 5'6". She pointed this out to him, and he got incredibly insulted and that it was "obviously a joke" that he put 6'5" on his profile. I wonder how many very brief first dates that guy went on? Being short does horrible things to men's brains.
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DreamingofRoses posted:Kid’s SOL til he’s 18 or emancipates if he wants to keep it hidden. He’ll be better off disassociating if that’s how he feels anyway. assuming you mean get ostracized by his entire community and not go crazy, probably not no
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:assuming you mean get ostracized by his entire community and not go crazy, probably not no I mean when he’s older and able to move away or get a support system outside of the witnesses. Speaking as an inactive witness, it’s a sucky place to be in when you don’t believe any more.
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Blade Runner posted:Insecurity over titty size is the same exact thing as insecurity over dick size and if you tell your partner about it you are equally bad, but you're also pretty bad if you start hounding your partner about whether or not you're big enough All b*bs are beautiful
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# ? Mar 12, 2019 21:08 |
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JWs aren’t really into education in satans system so the chances of him getting away from his folks when he goes off to college are pretty low. Poor kid
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# ? Mar 12, 2019 21:11 |
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Blade Runner posted:Insecurity over titty size is the same exact thing as insecurity over dick size and if you tell your partner about it you are equally bad, but you're also pretty bad if you start hounding your partner about whether or not you're big enough I'll give women more leeway in that comparison though. Breasts are infinitely more visible than a dick and thus they face judgement for it more.
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# ? Mar 12, 2019 21:13 |
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hevnz 2 murgatroyd posted:Being short does horrible things to men's brains.
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# ? Mar 12, 2019 21:18 |
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Don't tell me what I mean
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# ? Mar 12, 2019 21:19 |
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to bring together the two threads going here about height and penis size i believe that short dudes who are insecure about their height are only insecure because they also have short penises. thank you for coming to my ted talk.
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# ? Mar 12, 2019 21:22 |
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Who do you think would end up more hosed in the head, a tall guy with a small dick or a short guy with a big dick?
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# ? Mar 12, 2019 21:23 |
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SciFiDownBeat posted:Who do you think would end up more hosed in the head, a tall guy with a small dick or a short guy with a big dick? which one reads reddit
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# ? Mar 12, 2019 21:24 |
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its commonly known that height affects length
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Necros posted:to bring together the two threads going here about height and penis size i believe that short dudes who are insecure about their height are only insecure because they also have short penises. thank you for coming to my ted talk. Tiny Erect Dick talk?
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i was 5'11" before i crushed my leg and ended up 5'7" which i would think is way worse than being naturally short because while not tall i was at least able to reach things on the top shelf for a long time.
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