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EwokEntourage
Jun 10, 2008

BREYER: Actually, Antonin, you got it backwards. See, a power bottom is actually generating all the dissents by doing most of the work.

SCALIA: Stephen, I've heard that speed has something to do with it.

BREYER: Speed has everything to do with it.

Uncle Wemus posted:

Can district court judges be thrown out?

It’s almost impossible to impeach a federal judge unless they committed actual factual felonies. Congress just won’t vote for impeachment

Enjoy the saga of judge McBryde. This is just a little bit of his story, it’s 20 years old now, and he’s still on the bench https://www.schlamstone.com/article/judicial-sanctions-the-saga-of-judge-mcbryde/

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pseudanonymous
Aug 30, 2008

When you make the second entry and the debits and credits balance, and you blow them to hell.

Confounding Factor posted:

When Mueller comes out and says, "Barr misrepresented me," you might have a point. Right now it's pure desperation. Why put yourself through this torture any longer?

Mueller hasn't commented for two years. He's not going to come out and say Barr is lying. Don't be absurd.

We don't know what's in the report, but we can infer some things from what Barr isn't claiming. We also know Barr is a lying piece of poo poo who has committed treason before to cover up Republican treason.

He'll probably end up in front of Congress, the report will probably be read into the record. Then we'll know what Trump did or didn't do.

cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene

Hieronymous Alloy posted:

"Russia collusion was a hoax" is the new bullshit conspiracy for fox news grandpas. Nobody without terminal brainworms should take it remotely seriously.
its also what the chapo left has adhered to from the start so they're taking an iran-contra conspirator's word as definitive validation of that

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr

It's been years, and I still get angry that he is such a loving rear end in a top hat.

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


Why! Why!! Why must you refuse to accept that Dr. Hieronymous Alloy's Genetically Enhanced Cream Corn Is Superior to the Leading Brand on the Market!?!




Morbid Hound

Confounding Factor posted:

When Mueller comes out and says, "Barr misrepresented me," you might have a point. Right now it's pure desperation. Why put yourself through this torture any longer?

Mueller can't and won't do that unless forced to; there's no procedure for it under DOJ policy. He doesn't get to make his own statements; his report goes to the AG.

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



CascadeBeta posted:

Why would a lawyer quote two half sentences in a legal document as evidence of something? What reason would he have to leave out the first half?

No you see, William Barr of Iran/Contra is totally trustworthy, and it's totally not wierd and insane at all he won't let anyone see the report and claims he has to heavily edit it; no red flags there at all; noooo

It's just coincidence as soon as Barr, the guy who wrote an opinion about how the Mueller probe could be shut down, got into the job the probe was wrapped up super fast, and people always cite only 4 pages for a summary of a 300+ page report, and then don't let anybody see it; typical dumb liberals :smug:

TulliusCicero fucked around with this message at 22:13 on Mar 28, 2019

Bugsy
Jul 15, 2004

I'm thumpin'. That's
why they call me
'Thumper'.


Slippery Tilde
https://twitter.com/jdawsey1/status/1111261678375747584

Craptacular!
Jul 9, 2001

Fuck the DH
Re: The thing about guns

Obama was already promoted as the big bad gun taker and he still got elected. Seems that taking guns isn’t that big of a problem to a whole lot of voters who aren’t part of a noisy minority. So maybe he should have started taking some guns.

The state of guns are just another side effect of a country that has bent over backwards through history to prevent a small power from breaking away and tearing the country apart. It is time to break down whatever sacred cows “could start a second Civil War” and challenge the people who threaten that to try and start one.

Because their ancestors were better prepared, better equipped, and better trained than the Fox News babies of today. And they still lost.

No Safe Word
Feb 26, 2005

https://twitter.com/EricaLG/status/1111373696612982787

"oh, Daddy said we could do it? yay, it's what I wanted in the first place"

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan

TulliusCicero posted:

This is a really dumb loving question, but what the gently caress is even the given reason for him having a rally right now? There aren't any elections for months. Does Bigly boy just really need attention this week?

Like try loving doing something besides rallies and golf you stupid worthless fat gently caress

"The rallies were primarily propaganda events, carefully staged to reinforce party enthusiasm and to showcase the power of National Socialism trump to the rest of Germany the US and the world."
https://www.britannica.com/event/Nurnberg-Rally

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

It’ll be the exact same bullshit as always don’t kid yourself.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

whooooooooooooooooo gives a gently caress, when are we gonna stop covering these stupid rear end rallies

Party Plane Jones
Jul 1, 2007

by Reene
Fun Shoe
1https://twitter.com/treekisser/status/1111100867841679360
2https://twitter.com/jbendery/status/1111367382931591173
3https://twitter.com/RobMajor4/status/1111370345733328896
4https://twitter.com/ThePlumLineGS/status/1111246883660464130
5https://twitter.com/bradheath/status/1111371484277014528
6https://twitter.com/costareports/status/1111371036006776833
7https://twitter.com/SentencingProj/status/1111366608029650954
8https://twitter.com/elainaplott/status/1111351703805276162
9https://twitter.com/JStein_WaPo/status/1111252810396590080
10https://twitter.com/joss_prior/status/1111235859649581060
11https://twitter.com/ddayen/status/1111373679491837958
12https://twitter.com/dominicholden/status/1111371936213303297
13https://twitter.com/srl/status/1111373242269261824
14https://twitter.com/AaronBlake/status/1111032689954603010
15https://twitter.com/ZoeTillman/status/1111370255937474561
161https://twitter.com/ZoeTillman/status/1111372457741443073
17https://twitter.com/davidmackau/status/1111371183826583552
18https://twitter.com/ASlavitt/status/1111029386549952517
19https://twitter.com/jmartNYT/status/1111065009721933824
20https://twitter.com/Newsweek/status/1111216374297382912
https://i.imgur.com/9XEGL99.mp4

Party Plane Jones fucked around with this message at 22:17 on Mar 28, 2019

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

TulliusCicero posted:

This is a really dumb loving question, but what the gently caress is even the given reason for him having a rally right now? There aren't any elections for months. Does Bigly boy just really need attention this week?

Like try loving doing something besides rallies and golf you stupid worthless fat gently caress

It’s a dopamine hit. That’s always been the reason even during the midterms.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
'we need five journalists livetweeting a demented old gently caress shouting 'NO COLLUSION' to an audience of squealing hogs, maybe this time it'll be important!'

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan
LOL Karen Pence.
https://twitter.com/peterbakernyt/status/1105868941564485632

InsertPotPun fucked around with this message at 22:28 on Mar 28, 2019

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead
https://twitter.com/ryanlcooper/status/1111311083023843329?s=19

Jealous Cow
Apr 4, 2002

by Fluffdaddy

Uncle Wemus posted:

Itll still be cut anyway.

Absolutely this.

Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010

TulliusCicero posted:

This is a really dumb loving question, but what the gently caress is even the given reason for him having a rally right now? There aren't any elections for months. Does Bigly boy just really need attention this week?

Like try loving doing something besides rallies and golf you stupid worthless fat gently caress

celebrating no collusion found by mueller is good for at least 2-3 of these in his head I imagine

Jaxyon
Mar 7, 2016
I’m just saying I would like to see a man beat a woman in a cage. Just to be sure.

Confounding Factor posted:

Barr directly quoted Mueller in his statement: "the evidence does not establish that the President was involved in an underlying crime related to Russian election interference." Mueller's words, not Barr's. You'd think if Barr were misrepresenting Mueller, Mueller might have something to say about that. That's the guy you've hanged your conspiracy theory on, whom you exalted into some sort of folk hero, for whom you held "hands off Mueller" demos, getting all hard about his military career and how he was going to take Trump to the woodshed. Just accept that you played yourself and move on.

Oh cool if you can just link me the source document so I can confirm that's a direct quote.

Or we could take Barr at his word because that's the smart leftist thing to do.

Edit: Imagine quoting William loving Barr and as your support to tell people "you got played"

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

:staredog: lol

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


Why! Why!! Why must you refuse to accept that Dr. Hieronymous Alloy's Genetically Enhanced Cream Corn Is Superior to the Leading Brand on the Market!?!




Morbid Hound

cargo cult posted:

its also what the chapo left has adhered to from the start so they're taking an iran-contra conspirator's word as definitive validation of that

Oooooh I was wondering where it was coming from, we don't normally get fox news grandpa invasions

Rigel
Nov 11, 2016

New still-way-too-early Harris poll of Democratic voters

Biden 35%
Sanders ??? (less than half of Biden?)
Everyone else 9% or less

The Hill had the exclusive for this poll, but the idiot who wrote up their article couldn't be bothered to describe Bernie's result any more specifically than "less than half" of Biden's 35%.

TealShark
Mar 22, 2004

I shall duck behind that little garbage car.



Can you give your President a parrot?

VideoGameVet
May 14, 2005

It is by caffeine alone I set my bike in motion. It is by the juice of Java that pedaling acquires speed, the teeth acquire stains, stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my bike in motion.

Push El Burrito posted:

Obama was probably the best president we've had in 50 years and I am not saying that in a positive way.

Nixon was the worst President from 1800 to 1974 and the best President from 1968 to 2019.

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006


Ingrajam confusing trans people with transhumans.

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010


uh is she conflating transpeople with transhuman?

e:f,b

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



Rigel posted:

New still-way-too-early Harris poll of Democratic voters

Biden 35%
Sanders ??? (less than half of Biden?)
Everyone else 9% or less

The Hill had the exclusive for this poll, but the idiot who wrote up their article couldn't be bothered to describe Bernie's result any more specifically than "less than half" of Biden's 35%.

I hate Joe Biden supporters so much

Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...


Lipstick Apathy

Over 50% of white women voted for the Dumpster Fire so if those numbers actually dip south a year and a half from now that will be pretty damning.

Of course I have no hope for guarantees after 2016 and will be working phones and knocking doors throughout.

Oxyclean
Sep 23, 2007


I for one welcome our transgender cyborg overlords.

Tibalt
May 14, 2017

What, drawn, and talk of peace! I hate the word, As I hate hell, all Montagues, and thee

Luxury gay space communism is out - bespoke trans transhumanist communitarianism is in.

cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene

Hieronymous Alloy posted:

Oooooh I was wondering where it was coming from, we don't normally get fox news grandpa invasions
they've also spent the last three years circle jerking themselves into thinking bernie is gonna effortlessly sweep the primaries and then GE because america isn't a far right electorate but actually a secret socialist one

just like liberals have spent the last three years cirle jerking themselves into thinking mueller would end his investigation with DEV GRU storming the white house and hauling trump out in chains

just like conservatives have spent the last three years circle jerking themselves into thinking theres a child se ring in the basement of a DC pizzeria

everyone is stupid and has politics induced schizophrenia :rip:

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

VideoGameVet posted:

Nixon was the worst President from 1800 to 1974 and the best President from 1968 to 2019.

god drat it someone ring the 'someone tried to whitewash nixon' bell, I'm too lazy

dreffen
Dec 3, 2005

MEDIOCRE, MORSOV!

I want to be a cyborg with my insulin pump again

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
Do I get access to the singularity free with my new gender because if so :wink:

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

TulliusCicero posted:

I hate Joe Biden supporters so much

He's for people who want the politics of JEB! but with the sexual mores of a Clinton.

Unoriginal Name
Aug 1, 2006

by sebmojo

Jaxyon posted:

Oh cool if you can just link me the source document so I can confirm that's a direct quote.

Or we could take Barr at his word because that's the smart leftist thing to do.

Edit: Imagine quoting William loving Barr and as your support to tell people "you got played"

Whoa, this just in Jeff Sessions says he has sources that marijuana usage causes madness and death.

Time to take legalization off the plate for all you supposed "leftists"

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Oxyclean posted:

I for one welcome our transgender cyborg overlords.

It's me, your transgender transhuman cybermistress.

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr

VideoGameVet posted:

Nixon was the worst President from 1800 to 1974 and the best President from 1968 to 2019.

Where's that one poster who is always ready to drop a James Buchanan sized bomb on fools?

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eviltastic
Feb 8, 2004

Fan of Britches

Mantis42 posted:

uh is she conflating transpeople with transhuman?

e:f,b

No, her guest did :v:

eviltastic fucked around with this message at 22:39 on Mar 28, 2019

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