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Dr. S.O. Feelgood posted:It seems like the vast majority of income-hiding techniques for divorce are incredibly stupid and get found out immediately. Judging by this thread anyway. I don’t know why all these guys think they’ve discovered some foolproof plan that no one else has ever thought of and will totally get past all the lawyers. Yes they are. They absolutely are. Usually it's a blatant cash-out-and-run kind of thing.
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OK REDDIT PEOPLE THE CORRECT USAGE IS: PIQUED MY INTEREST PEEKED AT HIS PHONE PEAKED AT AGE 19 HOW HARD IS THIS???? Sorry, pet peeve.
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# ? Apr 11, 2019 02:37 |
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FAUXTON posted:Education background is largely a flexible thing, though very few places will hire someone without at least a bachelor's. I've found the classes I took towards an ultimately unfinished history degree (I switched to business and took the easy route) have done more for the basic skills of the job than any of the finance stuff in my business degree with very few exceptions (like knowing how to use EDGAR and read corporate financial reports). You generally want to have a knack for creating a composite from many different sources and being able to infer someone's actions and motivation from transactions, public records research, and anything they say to you or branch staff. Neat. Thanks for this.
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# ? Apr 11, 2019 02:39 |
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La Brea Carpet posted:OK REDDIT PEOPLE THE CORRECT USAGE IS: My [18/m] cousin [19/f] peeked at age 19 and my mom thinks it peaked my interest
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# ? Apr 11, 2019 02:41 |
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A goon posted "walla" a few pages back, its too late to sort out the peak homophones
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Pinecone Sample posted:My [18/m] cousin [19/f] peeked at age 19 and my mom thinks it peaked my interest If you look at the post, it was the dude who got a peek at the girl.
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# ? Apr 11, 2019 02:43 |
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La Brea Carpet posted:If you look at the post, it was the dude who got a peek at the girl. Yeah but I was going for the kid pitching a tent. (oh yeah, he doesn't mention this, but he's 17, so you know he's getting random boners all the time they cuddle and poo poo)
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# ? Apr 11, 2019 02:46 |
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Same but 32. Sorry grandma.
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# ? Apr 11, 2019 02:56 |
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Barudak posted:A goon posted "walla" a few pages back, its too late to sort out the peak homophones sike!
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# ? Apr 11, 2019 02:59 |
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I (23m) just found the girl (22f) I am dating is a little bit anti-vax[new] submitted 4 hours ago by SomeToastyBagels quote:We have been dating for a little less than a month, and earlier today she started talking to me about essential oils and how they're good for reducing stress or allergies etc. She didn't mention anything about the oils curing diseases, but I decided to ask her "But you're not anti vaccine, are you?" And she said that she didn't think every vaccine was necessary, but she said that wasn't against vaccines that aren't harmful. She talked about vaccines leading to autism in the children of the person who was vaccinated. I told her that I was not anti vaccine and she did not seem to be bothered by it. That's a next level invention on top of a redacted and incorrect paper.
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# ? Apr 11, 2019 03:05 |
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My (37F) friend (43F) freaked out on me after I asked her to stop talking about her celebrity crush so much.quote:Throwaway, some details changed for anonymity. This is a ridiculous situation and I’m hoping some of you can provide me with perspective that I may be missing.
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I'm loosing my mind here!
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# ? Apr 11, 2019 03:11 |
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Motronic posted:I (23m) just found the girl (22f) I am dating is a little bit anti-vax[new] lmao at this dude who was somehow reassured by her permissive stance on the cootie shot
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# ? Apr 11, 2019 03:13 |
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Motronic posted:I (23m) just found the girl (22f) I am dating is a little bit anti-vax[new] That's the new thing, since "vaccines cause autism," is completely and thoroughly debunked, but it's way harder to prove generational exposure versus random mutation (or straight up recessive genetics). Not that this stops 99% of these people from drinking, which has known and well-studied mutagenic affects, causes cancer, and causes development related birth defects.
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# ? Apr 11, 2019 03:18 |
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This girl (18F) at school asked me (18M) on a date and it went well, but her english is not the best and I cant understand what she says sometimes. quote:I met this girl earlier this year in February. She just moved from Italy and from my understanding grew up in a small village. The principal asked me to show her around when she brought her to class. We're in our final year of high school. I talked to her every now and then. There's a bit of a communication issue at times when I'm not sure what she's trying to say. Again I think it's because she grew up in a village that she never really learned English until a year ago.
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# ? Apr 11, 2019 03:25 |
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13Pandora13 posted:That's the new thing, since "vaccines cause autism," is completely and thoroughly debunked, but it's way harder to prove generational exposure versus random mutation (or straight up recessive genetics). whoa wait so you're saying if I drink enough I can become an alcoholic mutant
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La Brea Carpet posted:My (37F) friend (43F) freaked out on me after I asked her to stop talking about her celebrity crush so much. What in God's name That took a turn
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If I drink enough my parents become autistic?
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:whoa wait so you're saying if I drink enough I can become an alcoholic mutant Well yes. Mostly in the cells of your gastric lining and liver.
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# ? Apr 11, 2019 03:49 |
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Barudak posted:A goon posted "walla" a few pages back, its too late to sort out the peak homophones That annoyed me so much
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:whoa wait so you're saying if I drink enough I can become an alcoholic mutant Yes. Pirate Radar posted:If I drink enough my parents become autistic? Also yes. Barudak posted:A goon posted "walla" a few pages back, its too late to sort out the peak homophones JFairfax posted:That annoyed me so much This was one of the thread titles for a while and goes back to a joke on like page 200 but gently caress if I'm going to go back through to find it now. (edit) It was actually the PYF Stupid Life Hacks thread, I can't keep all the megathreads straight in my old rear end brain: Fart Sandwiches posted:
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La Brea Carpet posted:My (37F) friend (43F) freaked out on me after I asked her to stop talking about her celebrity crush so much. Yikes. Emulating Drew Barrymore/developing an unhealthy obsession with her lifestyle was where I thought it was going to stay at. But then the 'British boy band' (I'm assuming One Direction? Are they Brits?) thing yowza.
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:whoa wait so you're saying if I drink enough I can become an alcoholic mutant Yep
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Norton the First posted:That seems incredibly counterproductive given their one child policy. They recently got rid of that
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La Brea Carpet posted:(43F) quote:Stella discovered a very popular British boy band. Overnight she became completely obsessed quote:Stella had a breakdown and cried all night bc she didn’t get a chance to see her favorite member of the band after the show. quote:She has spent thousands of dollars going around the country to see his shows. She has spent thousands of dollars on merchandise & decorated her entire house with memorabilia, including a life-sized cardboard cutout of him she keeps in the living room. quote:She made friends with a 22 y/o she works with & now spends every free moment out drinking with this girl. She also befriended a mutual friend’s 20 y/o niece & has invited her (& paid) to go to these shows bc no one else will quote:She’s always had to have someone to crush on, usually her little brother’s friends. quote:these are all reallllyyyy young guys, or they look young. She jokes about herself being a pedophile and how her crushes look 12 or 14. quote:She went on Tinder &set her age preference 18-24 quote:he looks 12 but he’s a yummy 12! Well, surely you can see what the problem is here quote:I don’t think she’s a pedophile.
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# ? Apr 11, 2019 04:15 |
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Tried to google search the thread title but came up empty, also actually went to reddit and tried to find it, can someone re-post it?
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Harry Styles is 25 though.
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MF_James posted:Tried to google search the thread title but came up empty, also actually went to reddit and tried to find it, can someone re-post it? Talking about this one?. I'm sure you'll be shocked to know there are a bunch of folks on reddit that can relate to the crazy pedo.
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# ? Apr 11, 2019 04:27 |
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Dr. S.O. Feelgood posted:Harry Styles is 25 though. It does mention her interest in them started 'a few years ago'. Is there another, more recent insanely popular British boy band that broke up after a member decided to leave?
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Xik posted:Talking about this one?. I'm sure you'll be shocked to know there are a bunch of folks on reddit that can relate to the crazy pedo. No sorry, SA thread title "I stabbed him (shoulder) and now he refuses my apology. I want him back. Advice" I want nothing to do with creepy pedo threads
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# ? Apr 11, 2019 04:34 |
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MF_James posted:No sorry, SA thread title "I stabbed him (shoulder) and now he refuses my apology. I want him back. Advice" It was from twitter. SixBrownChicks I think?
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# ? Apr 11, 2019 04:35 |
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https://twitter.com/SixBrownChicks/status/963830227691503618
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Pirate Radar posted:If I drink enough my parents become autistic? If you drink enough then your future children become goons
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Funny, I just made a fetal alcohol syndrome joke in another thread. What a coincidence.
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Xik posted:Talking about this one?. I'm sure you'll be shocked to know there are a bunch of folks on reddit that can relate to the crazy pedo. top-rated comment when i looked is someone asking if it's, like, guys who actually look 12 or guys like Harry Styles and Timothee Chalamet who are clearly adult men but look kind of boyish in the former case, they advised calling the cops in the latter case, they advised that it's a typical midlife crisis thing for women, combined with a fuckton of insecurity over being attracted to younger dudes than her (they advised this based on having more or less gone through it themselves) OP replied and it turns out it's the latter case (to the point of those two celebs being the exact obsession targets, Harry Styles being the one the post is about) and her friend isn't trying to actually gently caress kids, just twinky dudes. OP is still severing because her friend was a cockbite about it.
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# ? Apr 11, 2019 05:09 |
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Wrong shoulder stabbing, it was this one:LadyPictureShow posted:Holy poo poo this account. I'm dying.
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Peaceful Anarchy posted:Wrong shoulder stabbing, it was this one: The fact there is more than one is loving amazing. LORD OF BOOTY posted:guys who actually look 12 or guys like Harry Styles and Timothee Chalamet who are clearly adult men but look kind of boyish Ok, Ok, OP says it started a few years ago, so she was like 39/40 obsessed with some dude that was like 20/21. Based on that, not pedo. She also targeted 18-24 on Tinder as a 43 year old, gender swap this poo poo and it wouldn't even be a question that it's sexual predator behavior.
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# ? Apr 11, 2019 05:32 |
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Is the Mountain Dew nightlight a literal bomb or am I remembering that wrong.
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Callback to a few pages ago, but jacking off to gay porn means you're gay?
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Blade Runner posted:There's no productive discussion to be had about any of this it's all just dumb bullshit who loving cares
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