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LORD OF BOOTY posted:the internet has gotten incredibly loving weird and i do not envy anyone who's trying to parse this poo poo who hasn't kept up to any extent I also am old.
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therobit posted:I remember the multiple times my cousin got off meth/coke/drug of the moment and lived in our basement. The last time was over 20 years ago and she still isn't clean today. We only hear from her when she thinks she can get money out of my mom. Meanwhile I was a teenager sharing the basement with a really hosed up person who was really manipulative because she was a loving junkie. It's not a good thing to expose kids to. you're a bigot and an awful person
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May 9, 2019 05:47
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Lutha Mahtin posted:you're a bigot and an awful person Lol sorry that person isn’t more tolerant.
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May 9, 2019 05:48
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Weird new direction to take the Rise of the Triad franchise but ok
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May 9, 2019 05:48
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Smirking_Serpent posted:Me: "Well I don't think we talked for an hour that night, I bought you 2 drinks at the bar, afterward some McDonald's and you let me cum in your mouth, kind of hypocritical to go around and calling other people sluts".  gives new meaning to "billions & billions served"
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May 9, 2019 05:51
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Lutha Mahtin posted:you're a bigot and an awful person Sorry about your drug problem.
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May 9, 2019 06:04
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Submarine Sandpaper posted:that's fair but it's unambiguous that being dominated never did factor into her fun factor but sure as heck does for the bf Or he doesn’t like getting palm struck when he tries to flirt
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May 9, 2019 06:11
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uwu or what ever is like baby talk. It became a weird thing on the internet and it always instantly gives me a pervy vibe and I don't like it one bit because I'm old.
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May 9, 2019 06:12
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therobit posted:Sorry about your drug problem. ah, projection
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May 9, 2019 06:13
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ad090 posted:WIBTA if I didn't go to my brother's wedding because he wants me to "act straight"? This is a dangerous precedent to set. If he “acts straight” now, what about family gatherings? What about holidays and basically the rest of their lives? Best to get all these issues out in the open now rather than kicking that (gay) can down the road a little.
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May 9, 2019 06:20
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Baronjutter posted:uwu or what ever is like baby talk. It became a weird thing on the internet and it always instantly gives me a pervy vibe and I don't like it one bit because I'm old. Actually it's just a dumb anime face. the u's are eyes, the w is a mouth. In this context it's a really dumb way of saying she's cute.
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May 9, 2019 06:22
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The uwu poo poo reminds me of that "~kawaii~ Uber Dwiver" post that makes an appearance every so often. The internet is a mistake.
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May 9, 2019 06:27
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SirSamVimes posted:Actually it's just a dumb anime face. the u's are eyes, the w is a mouth. In this context it's a really dumb way of saying she's cute. I think it originally used a lowercase omega, ω, which is considered a cute mouth for reason I have no desire to learn.
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May 9, 2019 06:33
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Lutha Mahtin posted:you're a bigot and an awful person ....How? You don't know the person they're talking about. Not to mention, junkies usually are horrible people, not that they try to be. It fucks with your brain, and turns you into something you're usually not.
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Megillah Gorilla posted:I think it originally used a lowercase omega, ω, which is considered a cute mouth for reason I have no desire to learn. Because it looks like a kitten's mouth
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May 9, 2019 06:33
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Megillah Gorilla posted:I think it originally used a lowercase omega, ω, which is considered a cute mouth for reason I have no desire to learn. It was originally supposed to be a happy kitten face and sort of morphed into a generic signifier of 'cute' Also this slang is like 15 years old.
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May 9, 2019 06:53
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So much to "love" about this guy, but this is the part that gets me:Smirking_Serpent posted:Alice is literally just the most hyper smol uwu bean ever. She's adorable yet the most kinky person I know. It's hilarious. And Jane has been my best friend since we were in our church's youth group together. She's helped me through many rough times. And I've helped her back a lot too. "Hey, Reddit, one of my girlfriends is an old friend from church youth group with whom I seem to have some level of adult connection, and the other one is an Internet insufferability golem. Which one should I take to meet my conservative parents?!"
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May 9, 2019 06:56
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hyper smol uwu bean of all the poo poo in this thread, this is annoying me the most right now
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May 9, 2019 07:03
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AITA for kicking out my 15 year old daughter for getting pregnant? My daughter, who we’ll call Lucy, has been having behavioral problems since her mom and I divorced when she was 7. The divorce was really hard on Lucy, but what made it even worse is that her mom took a job overseas soon after. Now, Lucy sees her mom like once a year and talks to her on the phone maybe once every few months. Adding onto this, I got remarried when she was 10. At first, Lucy was excited to have a “new mom”. But my new wife and I had kids, and it pushed her acting out to the extreme. Instead of just talking back, she was smoking weed, skipping class and just hanging out in the bathroom, dating high school guys when she was in middle school, etc. She has been to therapy and on medication, and she has definitely mellowed down, but she still can be extremely difficult to deal with. A few days ago, Lucy sat my wife and I down and told us she was pregnant, and she was having her baby. She had been hiding the pregnancy for months, thinking if she could hide it for 16 weeks we couldn’t make her get an abortion (this is false information, our state still allows her to get an abortion at this point in time). She basically told us she is keeping and raising the baby, and that the father won’t be involved. I was livid. I told her to either abort, or put the baby up for adoption. Lucy refused, and asked me to support her through this. She said she wanted to own up to her mistake, not just abandon her child. I know Lucy. She is barely responsible for herself, much less another life. And she has implied she expects my wife, who is a full-time mom, to parent her kid so she can continue to enjoy her own. Maybe if my two kids were older, it’d be easier, but I don’t think it’s fair to add this responsibility to my wife who has two toddlers to worry about. I’m disappointed in Lucy for lying, and for not thinking this through. I have tried to be on her side because of all she’s been through, but I think she’s going to never learn her lesson and continue to make a mess of her life. I think the best option might be to kick her out and give her a taste of reality so she can get a taste of reality. Would this make me an rear end in a top hat? EDIT: So seeming as I'm irrevocably the rear end in a top hat, what might y'all suggest I do? I didn't sign up to raise another child and I don't have the financial means to support her. Lucy can't even take care of herself, much less a newborn. I feel like I'm being looked at as this "villain", but I genuinely think that people don't understand the frustration of having a very troubled kid whose now pregnant and plans to keep the baby and expects ME to pay for it. Not to mention the local laws that state that I'm financially responsible until she turns 18. I didn't sign up for a child, and I'm NOT raising her kid because she refuses to look at this objectively.
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May 9, 2019 07:11
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I want to volunteer to take either the hyper smol uwu bean or the guy who wrote it and drive them across the country and abandon them there. Only one, but either will do.
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May 9, 2019 07:11
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Miserable Maid posted:Because it looks like a kitten's mouth That's a million times less creepy than I was expecting. 
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May 9, 2019 07:13
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AITA for worrying about our future children being gay? My wife and I are having talks about kids, she said she would be happy with anything but I said I’d rather have a straight, female healthy child. I might have overshared my worries. One of the greatest fears I have is that we have a gay son. I don’t think I would be ok with that and I’d feel guilty (like it was my fault) and the idea that I wouldn’t know for 6-7 years frightens me. I have issues around that to do with my childhood, to the extent I have ptsd about gay men. If my son brought home a gay man, as a teenager, I wouldn’t be able to deal with that. My wife says once you have a child you love it even if it’s not a good one, but I’ve seen how gay people are treated. Especially by their parents if they can’t deal with gay people. What if I react like that? I think I have a gay nephew already and I can’t deal with that. I spent so much of my teenage years afraid that I might be gay (I’m not I’m bisexual) I don’t think I have the strength to deal with worrying if my kids might be gay. I could not ever deal with the shame and guilt that my stupid genes had made a gay child.
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May 9, 2019 07:14
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I think dude is probably not a great dad if he wound up here in the first place. I bet there is something to the kids feeling that she's been replaced by the new family, and also how the hall do you not get a handle on it when it's in the "cutting class, smoking weed, and dates a sing6age inappropriate boy" phase? At a certain point you take time off work to walk them to class and just generally make their life miserable.
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May 9, 2019 07:16
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for worrying about our future children being gay? Whoa. A lot to unpack here. This closet's just full of boxes.
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therobit posted:Whoa. A lot to unpack here. This closet's just full of boxes. The OP is just hoping there’s enough space left in there for his son.
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May 9, 2019 07:21
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for worrying about our future children being gay? What a bigoted rear end in a top hat, I wonder... quote:I spent so much of my teenage years afraid that I might be gay (I’m not I’m bisexual) I don’t think I have the strength to deal with worrying if my kids might be gay. 
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May 9, 2019 07:32
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therobit posted:Junkies in the active grip of their addiction will let you down every loving time. FTFY
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Pirate Radar posted:The OP is just hoping there’s enough space left in there for his son. 
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May 9, 2019 07:36
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Vim Fuego posted:What a bigoted rear end in a top hat, I wonder... He's throwing around the word beta in the comments a lot so I think he's gone down some dark internet paths.
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May 9, 2019 07:37
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Smirking_Serpent posted:he posted this earlier. I know, I know, it didn't happen This was written by a braindamaged person
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May 9, 2019 07:39
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Lutha Mahtin posted:you're a bigot and an awful person don't accuse someone of being a bigot just because they shared a story about a junky relative, you idiot Beachcomber posted:Please tell me what this means so it's not in my search history. Also any of the others you know. "I don't want it in my search history" is the primary usecase for incognito mode, you should try it out
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BoonyPC posted:hyper smol uwu bean appies
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May 9, 2019 07:43
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for kicking out my 15 year old daughter for getting pregnant? Yes, giving her a taste of reality will surely give her a taste of reality 
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May 9, 2019 07:43
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LadyPictureShow posted:Yes, giving her a taste of reality will surely give her a taste of reality Maybe just a small taste of reality. A reality appie, if you will
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Pirate Radar posted:Maybe just a small taste of reality. A reality appie, if you will A smol uwu bean of reality might be a better place to start. Ugh. Hate all of Reddit.
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Ive been in this thread too long because instead of empathy or trying to suss out the problem Im like bribe your daughter into getting an abortion/giving up the baby and then run out the clock and kick her out at 18. That way 30 years later your grandkids from can be super confused who this crazy lady stalking them is and they can make a series of simultaneously terrifying and heartbreaking posts.
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May 9, 2019 07:49
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Agrikk posted:FTFY Most of them have a habit (ha!) of sliding back pretty often.
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May 9, 2019 07:49
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My boyfriend (23M) got arrested and I (22F) started cheating on him.quote:u/obosenkenobi This one is a trip, it goes so many directions, all of them extremely stupid.
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Miserable Maid posted:My boyfriend (23M) got arrested and I (22F) started cheating on him. Ah, chav love, a beautiful thing indeed
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Theyre onto the final stretch now and its Risky Sexual Behavoir neck and neck with Ongoing Affair followed by Toxic Friend Group with Lets Make it Work pulling up the rear. These issues are going all out folks and were seeing some last minute moves by Lack of Coping Mechanism and oh wow folks out of nowhere Ex-Con Boyfriend is making space and making a move its now right on the tale of the flagging leader Ongoing Affair and yes, what a photofinish as Ex-Con Boyfriend comes in first.
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