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13Pandora13 posted:The key is to find a condom that has best fitment and material for you put a little bit of condom-safe lube in it before you put it on just buy little 3-packs of like 4 brands and spend a couple extra bucks for a not lovely lube jesus christ goons please wrap your dicks the world does not need more of us.
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OMGVBFLOL posted:i wouldn't buy a tube of it but it works fine for the little amount that the condom comes pre-lubed with I think condoms and lube are cool and good, my dude. I was just expressing concern about the irritating qualities of spermicidal lube in particular. Dudes should just go to a urologist and have them go to town down there, just scramble them the gently caress up or whatever they do.
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# ? Jun 2, 2019 23:24 |
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Batterypowered7 posted:I think condoms and lube are cool and good, my dude. I was just expressing concern about the irritating qualities of spermicidal lube in particular. Dudes should just go to a urologist and have them go to town down there, just scramble them the gently caress up or whatever they do. "Doc, I want you to scramble my eggs."
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# ? Jun 2, 2019 23:29 |
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EIDE Van Hagar posted:Sorry about your broken penis dude. I agree that they work and use them if you need them but wow. Yeah. It really really sucks to enjoy safe sex.
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# ? Jun 2, 2019 23:36 |
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OMGVBFLOL posted:all other things being equal, breastmilk is better for hormonal, immunological, and microbiotic reasons That’s not quite true. Once studies correct for income levels and mothers health, the impact on outcome of breastfeeding versus formula for full-term babies is trivial. We’re finding the positive impact of breastfeeding is vastly overblown, and formula-fed babies (who aren’t in poverty and have access to clean water) turn out pretty much the same as breastfed.
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# ? Jun 2, 2019 23:39 |
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA For Firing An Employee After His Parents Died? FYI a mod closed this thread and banned hundreds of people for calling this person an rear end in a top hat
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# ? Jun 2, 2019 23:48 |
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both that poster and that mod are too evil for , is not sufficient. what's the smilie for dismember them joint by joint until they bleed out for being bootlickers
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# ? Jun 2, 2019 23:52 |
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Wait, someone posts in AITA and people get banned for answering the drat question? lol reddit. Imagine going to a cooking forum and asking "hey can I substitute olive oil in this recipe" and people are like "yes you can" and it's objectively true but they get banned for fulfilling the very purpose of the forum and the thread.
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# ? Jun 2, 2019 23:54 |
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AITA for calling my mom out for not being there for me as a kidquote:My parents both worked a poo poo ton when I was a kid. Like 60 hours a week, each. I spent all my time in after school programs because my mom didn’t have the time to pick me up, or be a room mom, or do any of that stuff. I told my mom recently that I tucking hate her for never being there for me. She said she was sorry but then she called me sexist because my dad also wasn’t there, but my dad was doing as he should to provide and my mother did not nurture me as she should. My dad was working so much that my mom didn’t need to work too, she did it for herself instead of thinking of me and what I needed. I am not speaking to her currently because of her response. Am I the rear end in a top hat for cutting her out for her behavior? Edit: Although, seeing how her son turned out to be a sexist rear end in a top hat, maybe he's right that she should have worked a bit less and spent some time raising him to not be a sexist rear end in a top hat. Peaceful Anarchy fucked around with this message at 00:05 on Jun 3, 2019 |
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Smirking_Serpent posted:WIBTA if I announced my pregnancy at my sister’s gender reveal? Yes, however talk to the sister and see what she has to say. If she says no respect those wishes. But man I read the comments from her and they are pretty dense. She outright says "My sister has always said she wouldn't want to share gender reveal / shower with me so I don't think she would like it if I did."
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# ? Jun 3, 2019 00:20 |
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Hellblazer187 posted:Wait, someone posts in AITA and people get banned for answering the drat question? lol reddit. Imagine going to a cooking forum and asking "hey can I substitute olive oil in this recipe" and people are like "yes you can" and it's objectively true but they get banned for fulfilling the very purpose of the forum and the thread. in AITA, you're really only supposed to vote YTA/NTA/NAH, give your reasoning, and move on. There's always supposed to be a line between giving your cool, impartial verdict and leaving a comment saying the person is a spineless corporate robot or whatever. So, when the commenters start forming a mob, the mods shut down the thread.
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# ? Jun 3, 2019 00:39 |
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA For Firing An Employee After His Parents Died? I could swear I interviewed with this company about 5 years ago - they asked me, unironically, if "a sudden death in the family would impact your ability to perform your duties in any way?"
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# ? Jun 3, 2019 00:39 |
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AITA for not supporting my gay cousin's upcoming marriage? A couple years ago, two of my cousins came out about the same time. One of them I was pretty sure of, but the other came as a complete shock. The one I had absolutely no clue is now engaged to be married and I just can't get behind it. The issue is that he's 24 and his fiance is 56. And oddly enough, they're both each other's first ever relationships. Not only that, but my cousin grew up with an abusive dad and his fiance reminds me of his dad in so many ways. He's extremely obese (over 400 lbs) and is incredibly loud and obnoxious. I've never seen the fiance be mean to my cousin but I just think it's a prime setup for an abusive relationship. My cousin is also pretty shy, so I feel like he's settling with the first man to show him any attention. I've been invited to the wedding but I just can't go and act like I'm ok with what's happening, but I also don't want to speak up and risk losing a relationship with my cousin. AITA?
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# ? Jun 3, 2019 00:46 |
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AITA because I’m furious that my SIL tattooed my kids’ names on her body? *edit/info for clarification: I didn’t cancel the vacation and won’t. It just makes me want to not see her. I think it’s disturbing that my sister-in-law, who has a long-distance, limited relationship with our children, had their names tattooed on her arm. She did not ask us how we felt, just posted a picture on social media once it was done. She has no children of her own, but is still in her child-bearing years. She is not a close beloved aunt of my children- they see her once a year and talk to her briefly on holidays. They never talk about her or ask about her between those times. They like her well enough, but she likes to lecture them and attempt to parent them, so a little of her goes a long way. She is going to expect us to all oooh and ahh about this tattoo. I have nothing nice to say. I am not flattered, I feel violated. I feel like it glorifies tattoos (something neither I or their father have, though this isn’t about tattoos in general-it’s about tattoos of my kids’ names. To each their own on tattoos). More importantly, it glorifies her relationship with our kids. She barely knows them, and doesn’t spend time with them when we do visit. On our last visit, she sent our kids to McDonalds with her friend and didn’t join them. She later used a photo the friend took of my sons eating, and posted it as if she HAD been there. It’s crazy. Instead of the cost of a tattoo (this tattoo is huge BTW), how about a plane ticket to visit the children you claim to love so much? She talks about my children taking care of her when she’s in a nursing home... why would they? They will be busy with their own families, and taking care of their parents! I was so mad when I saw the tattoo that I told my husband I wanted to cancel our upcoming vacation to see her (and their grandparents). I have been taking my anger out on him, which is probably unfair but I feel his lack of communication with them leads to this kind of crazy. AITA because I think tattooing my kids’ names on her body is weird? Am I supposed to feel flattered? I feel like if anyone is going to tattoo my kids’ names on their body is should be me or my husband!
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# ? Jun 3, 2019 00:48 |
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA because I’m furious that my SIL tattooed my kids’ names on her body? I think this lady is the perfect amount of peeved and vindictive to just go ahead and change her children's names.
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA For Firing An Employee After His Parents Died? Y'know what pisses me off about this one isn't even so much the firing, as the being indignant at being disrespected after firing him. Like if they had the stones to do the lovely thing and at least take the expected reaction they'd still be the assholes, but also being all "WELL I NEVER!" just gently caress you, gently caress you.
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artsy fartsy posted:I think this lady is the perfect amount of peeved and vindictive to just go ahead and change her children's names. For about the price of a big tattoo, she could have sold the SIL one of the kids.
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Grape posted:Y'know what pisses me off about this one isn't even so much the firing, as the being indignant at being disrespected after firing him. That, but it also seems like no one gave him a warning. Like, a heads up that you're not doing your job and firing is being considered.
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# ? Jun 3, 2019 01:47 |
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Beachcomber posted:That, but it also seems like no one gave him a warning. Like, a heads up that you're not doing your job and firing is being considered. Yeah, telling them "sorry about your dead folks but you gotta buck the gently caress up and get to work" is already being a hardass, firing them without a warning shot is just inhuman.
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Straight White Shark posted:Yeah, telling them "sorry about your dead folks but you gotta buck the gently caress up and get to work" is already being a hardass, firing them without a warning shot is just inhuman. I worked in a lovely gift shop in a zoo once, and I will never forget when a coworker requested time off because her grandfather was dying, and her family needed her there. The owner of the zoo sat her down and told her that people die every day, and her family doesn't need her there, but what HE needs is her to come to work because otherwise we'd be short staffed. The fact he said it all with a straight face. The dude should have won an Oscar in Human Shittiness.
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LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:of all the weird digs in this thread, this is...at least top 10 weirdest Sewing the “weirdest dig” merit badge on my sash right now.
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for arguing with my dad about finding my underwear in his closet? Pretty sure this thread has given me brain worms. Reading this I thought it was going to be "dad sniffing daughters underwear", but was relieved when it was "just" another run of the mill dude trying to control what his daughter and wife wears.
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Xik posted:Pretty sure this thread has given me brain worms. Reading this I thought it was going to be "dad sniffing daughters underwear", but was relieved when it was "just" another run of the mill dude trying to control what his daughter and wife wears. lol you believe the dad's cover story
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# ? Jun 3, 2019 02:23 |
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13Pandora13 posted:lol you believe the dad's cover story absolute best case he thought it was all the mom's underwear he was huffing more depressingly, he knew
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# ? Jun 3, 2019 02:25 |
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So, like, all penises aren't exactly the same? And all males don't share the same subjective experience when wearing a condom? Weird. No, more than weird. Completely implausible.
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Norton the First posted:So, like, all penises aren't exactly the same? And all males don't share the same subjective experience when wearing a condom? big dreamworks face energy
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# ? Jun 3, 2019 02:32 |
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What the gently caress.
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# ? Jun 3, 2019 02:32 |
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lol if a condom covers more than half of your dick
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# ? Jun 3, 2019 02:39 |
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AITA for shipping two people together?quote:Ok, so let’s say person A and person B. Person B told me that she wants to become a boy called Ben. Person A told me that person B hates being a girl. There were also lots of rumours about person B transitioning. I genuinely believed them.
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# ? Jun 3, 2019 02:39 |
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The words “I wanted to spice things up” somehow felt greasy to read.
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# ? Jun 3, 2019 02:44 |
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Most stats suggest men average less than five minutes of penetrative sex before busting, so I don't think not enough sensation is that big a problem. Wear a condom and buy yourself a few precious seconds.
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# ? Jun 3, 2019 02:45 |
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I'm way too loving old to understand that shipping one.
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# ? Jun 3, 2019 02:47 |
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Hellblazer187 posted:I'm way too loving old to understand that shipping one. Cherish your ignorance
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# ? Jun 3, 2019 02:51 |
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My hot take: the dudes complaining about a loss of sensation are selfish lovers. Because it really shouldn't matter otherwise
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# ? Jun 3, 2019 02:52 |
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I [27M] got an erotic massage 8 years ago to spite my manipulative ex-girlfriend [28F] of 3 years and now I’m addicted to them. I want to stop, but I don’t know how.quote:The title is pretty self explanatory, but I’ll try to explain how and why. Bare with me on this.... LadyPictureShow fucked around with this message at 03:05 on Jun 3, 2019 |
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I like that it’s been ten years but “my manipulative ex girlfriend” is still a title-level detail.
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# ? Jun 3, 2019 03:02 |
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DemoneeHo posted:AITA for not killing a spider in the shower for my gf? spiders are cool and good, NTA
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MasBrillante posted:I like that it’s been ten years but “my manipulative ex girlfriend” is still a title-level detail. Well, jeez how else could he have fallen down that slippery slope of erotic massage addiction?!
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# ? Jun 3, 2019 03:16 |
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LadyPictureShow posted:I [27M] got an erotic massage 8 years ago to spite my manipulative ex-girlfriend [28F] of 3 years and now I’m addicted to them. I want to stop, but I don’t know how. this seems like the sort of thing that would sort itself out naturally and cheaply if you would only tell your girl how much you fuckin love handjobs v if that's hippie poo poo then i guess i'm a dirty fuckin hippie
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AITA for telling my 13yo niece that she doesn't HAVE to follow society's lifescript?quote:Don't write me off as a crazy hippie just yet! I'm a 39yo woman who owns a graphic/web design business with a good staff, so I have a lot of downtime. My sister has a wonderful 13yo who I adore and spend a lot of time with. Sister had an unexpected and complicated pregnancy, and our parents both passed away when we were teens, so they lived with me for the first 7ish years of her life, and they still have "their rooms" at my place. They live one block away.
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