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Xenocides posted:True, but she isn’t biologically related and there is no court order and the kid does not even know her. Why are they in each other’s lives? I kind of suspect not there mom is hoping to hold the child support over bio mom to try to get back into her life. I am wondering how reliable the narrator is as well. She isn't biologically related but in the story she says she adopted the child and is legally her parent. So if she got taken to court she would have to pay child support. So she really can't just say "I'm not gonna be paying anymore"
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Xenocides posted:True, but she isn’t biologically related and there is no court order and the kid does not even know her. Why are they in each other’s lives? I kind of suspect not there mom is hoping to hold the child support over bio mom to try to get back into her life. I am wondering how reliable the narrator is as well. She said she adopted him and saw him.
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Xenocides posted:Let's explore one last possibility. What if she was addicted to an mmo at the comatose level? Every waking moment, she's grinding away. She's among the best of the game, achieving server firsts and experiencing new content faster than it comes out. But. Grades are inevitably suffering. Interest in employment or (other) hobbies just isn't there. She never calls, she never writes. She probably wouldn't even smile if I caressed her cheek, whispering "I love you"; I don't know, I've not been afforded the chance ever since she started playing. Girlfriend in a MMOma, I know, I know, it's serious Power Khan posted:Ive told him that i need physical affection and if ges too tired for sex he can at least pet my back or let me hug is arm or let me rest my head on his chest. Hes really reluctant (because hes tired and plays Dota2 until past midnight when he has to get up in the morning) Boyfriend plays the Dota, I know, I know, it's really serious
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Antivehicular posted:Girlfriend in a MMOma, I know, I know, it's serious (Because it's been over a year)
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Cousin [29/M] thought it would be funny to bring my ex-girlfriend [28/F] to my [M/27] wedding (with now wife [28/F]). I feel bad for wife and ex-girlfriend and don’t know if I should apologizequote:My cousin and I grew up together and were close in age. We were always “thick as thieves” and trouble. When we graduated high school, I went to university to follow my father’s example and he worked in his father’s business to follow in his. We didn’t see a lot of one another for many years and when we did it was for holidays or brief family events. I’m still away “studying” and my cousin has been working for 11 years, has a home and a car while I’m “just starting out.” I’m happy with my choice of career. I’m happy with the direction of my life. I met someone 3 years ago in a totally different field and we’ve been able to make a really nice little life, we’re debt ridden, but we’re happy. We scrimped and saved and I took some extra shifts to make some money and we had a really nice, not too elaborate, wedding. We had really great food and drinks, found a really lovely location and had what I think is the best wedding. Except for one tiny hitch. My cousin decided to pull his “greatest prank ever” and bring my ex-girlfriend as his “plus one”.
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I (50s F) found semen on our cat. Not sure what, if anything, to do? I a few days ago I came home from working and as I was unlocking the door our cat came running to greet me as she always does. When I picked her up I noticed something on her fur, which after closure inspection was undoubtedly semen. Not a lot of it, but enough to know with certainty that it was from the texture/smell. I should mention now that she was 100% uninjured. I checked top to bottom and it looks like the offender just... Finished on her. I'm happily married with three teenage sons (13M and 18M twins). Obviously I washed it off right away, but I haven't been able to stop thinking about it. If one of my sons (or god forbid, their father) is doing something with the cat then that's something I cannot ignore. But on the other hand, our cat is not an indoor cat. She can roam freely outside through the cat door. So maybe it was a neighbor who didn't bother to wash up? So now I'm stuck in the most bizarre/disturbing/difficult situation: I have no idea of knowing which of the boys in my house did this, or that it could be a neighbour I can't bring this up to the boys or my husband... because if I do I feel like it will spark a witch hunt of sorts. It's driving my crazy I've since locked the cat door and made sure she's inside whenever I leave the house. That way if it is someone in our family, and it happens again, I can rule out the neighbours. But other than this, do you guys have any advice on how to deal with this? Specifically with regards to telling my husband, if at all? quote:Animals man. I can't count the number of times I've rubbed one off and disposed of it to later find the cat has pulled the tissue out of the trash and eaten it. It gets annoying. Power Khan fucked around with this message at 21:11 on Jun 6, 2019 |
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Jun 6, 2019 21:07
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Chomp8645 posted:If you don't support pinups you don't support are troops. Reminds me of one of my favorite WWI stories. One of the objections from the grassroots of America over entering the war was that “our boys” sent to Europe would be corrupted by foreigners and particularly foreign women. When the first US troops arrived In port the French courteously invited their troop to use the military run brothels (set up to try to mitigate the spread of syphilis). The US generals refused fearing political blowback. One said that the French better not mention the offer to the President or he might call off the war. US troops were banned from the military brothels. So they went to the illegal ones and syphilis made a huge comeback. There was a huge jump in syphilis infections in Saint-Nazaire where the US troops landed. 
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Demon Of The Fall posted:She isn't biologically related but in the story she says she adopted the child and is legally her parent. So if she got taken to court she would have to pay child support. So she really can't just say "I'm not gonna be paying anymore" Missed the adoption. Ignore my less then lukewarm hot take.
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Jun 6, 2019 21:09
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Power Khan posted:I (50s F) found semen on our cat. Not sure what, if anything, to do? From the comments: quote:Just sit the family down for a nice dinner and say "Which one of you lawless monkeys jacked off on the cat?"
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Is the OP sure the cat took the full blast of splooge? Could it have been a something about mary situation and the cat found and rolled around in it or something?
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Jun 6, 2019 21:14
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What if they all jacked off on the cat???
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Demon Of The Fall posted:Is the OP sure the cat took the full blast of splooge? Could it have been a something about mary situation and the cat found and rolled around in it or something? That was my first thought too, because I guess I give humanity too much credit, but it's Reddit so
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Demon Of The Fall posted:Is the OP sure the cat took the full blast of splooge? Could it have been a something about mary situation and the cat found and rolled around in it or something? Yeah that's the top comment. Said the cat probably found a kid's jack-off tissue.
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Jun 6, 2019 21:22
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All hanging up signs around the house, PLEASE REFRAIN FROM EJACULATING ON CAT
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I've heard it's quite beneficial for a nice shiny coat. Which is why I usually jerk off in the front closet.
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ad090 posted:Cousin [29/M] thought it would be funny to bring my ex-girlfriend [28/F] to my [M/27] wedding (with now wife [28/F]). I feel bad for wife and ex-girlfriend and don’t know if I should apologize Who exactly did he think would find this funny? And why did she agree?
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Jun 6, 2019 21:29
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ParserGirl posted:If you skimmed those generated legal advice topics, go back and read each one. It's the kind of nonsensical humor that packs such a huge punch. "Update: property manager took my girlfriend 3 months ago, no idea what to do." was probably my favorite
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Jun 6, 2019 21:31
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Yeah it's always sad when someone doesn't want to leave their crappy hometown. The world is too big to stay in medfordville for life.
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Jun 6, 2019 21:31
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:Yeah it's always sad when someone doesn't want to leave their crappy hometown. The world is too big to stay in medfordville for life. I used to think that but I have met too many people who are genuinely happy in that life to mock it too much.
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Jun 6, 2019 21:36
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Post to Nextdoor "WHO CAME ON MY loving CAT?!!?"
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Xenocides posted:I used to think that but I have met too many people who are genuinely happy in that life to mock it too much.
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That cousin needs to never be invited to any events anymore if he can't act like an adult. Or make him sit at the kiddie table if he pulls dumb poo poo like that. No kiddie table? Make one just for him complete with a toddler sized chair.
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:Right, I still only have the one mind to generalize from, but I can't imagine how bored/sad I'd be given that constraint. I guess it depends on your town, really.
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Yeah honestly, as someone who has three university degrees, moved across country in 2005, then left the United States entirely in 2012.... I really kind of just wish I had stayed in my little home town and worked a crap retail job instead of doing all those things.
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AITA for my sarcastic response to my coworker about her school?quote:So I have a co-worker that's an ultra-liberal extreme-PC social justice nut.
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chitoryu12 posted:AITA for my sarcastic response to my coworker about her school? No need to read any further, you are the rear end in a top hat. Thanks for playing!
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please skip the stories where the only thing of interest is "their politics have the wrong kind of ram!!!!" ty
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:please skip the stories where the only thing of interest is "their politics have the wrong kind of ram!!!!" ty I dumped my conservative SO because I'm not backward compatible  Alright it's out of my system.
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Xenocides posted:Who exactly did he think would find this funny? And why did she agree? It probably didn't take a lot to convince her OP would want her there. And she did make the most of the opportunity. gently caress, that is one of the cruelest things I have seen here. Just wrecking a completely innocent bystander of a 'friend' as a prop. Wonder how he managed to get his girlfriend to not come.
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Blade Runner posted:They're pretty bad but you can generally assume that people who put them up are normal everyday garbage instead of people like this guy, who is heavily advanced executive garbage Evolved garbage, like the trash heap pokemon Garbador. Everyone else are simply Trubbish, the trash bag pokemon. Sandwich Anarchist posted:Post to Nextdoor "WHO CAME ON MY loving CAT?!!?" "IT LOOKS LIKE AN ELEPHANT loving SNEEZED ON IT!"
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Pinecone Sample posted:Wonder how he managed to get his girlfriend to not come. That was a whole other prank, she stood outside an empty church for 2 hours before finally going "goddammit, Ryan, not again" and leaving
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Xenocides posted:Who exactly did he think would find this funny? And why did she agree? He’s an rear end but she’s stayed friends with the cousin so she probably agreed thinking that it was an actual invite.
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Pinecone Sample posted:It probably didn't take a lot to convince her OP would want her there. And she did make the most of the opportunity. I wonder how he got a girlfriend and easily understand why she did not come: “Hey beautiful, you know that wedding we are going to. I have an idea. How about instead of taking you I take the groom’s High School girlfriend? You know, the one who was crushed and hurt a lot by the whole thing and how harassed him quite a bit. I come in with her on my arm into what is supposed to be the happiest day of his life and bring all those memories of pain right to the forefront. And the bride, she will get a hearty guffaw over the whole thing, being upstaged by my brilliant wit. Everyone will laugh and clap and TV producers will flock over to offer me my own show. Oh, I am such a funny guy. This will be my big break.” “How long will you be gone?” (Silently hoping for a big number)
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Admiral Ray posted:“IT LOOKS LIKE AN ELEPHANT loving SNEEZED ON IT!" “I am not mad. The volume just impressed me. On an unrelated note text me at ********. 
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ad090 posted:Cousin [29/M] thought it would be funny to bring my ex-girlfriend [28/F] to my [M/27] wedding (with now wife [28/F]). I feel bad for wife and ex-girlfriend and don’t know if I should apologize 'I am hurt by this, but let me tell you about all the kickass mixed drinks and how much everyone liked the donuts! Great wedding! Anyway...' There needs to be some SixBrownChicks editing software to cut it down to the important bits.
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"I got a great idea for a prank, I'm gonna do something that will brutalize a friend of mine emotionally and that couldn't possibly be amusing or enjoyable for anyone" *Cut to ex openly sobbing at the wedding, a thing that actually happened in the story* "lmao loving owned"
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ParserGirl posted:If you skimmed those generated legal advice topics, go back and read each one. It's the kind of nonsensical humor that packs such a huge punch. " I was fired from my life, what can I do?"  Power Khan posted:I (50s F) found semen on our cat. Not sure what, if anything, to do? Make her an indoor cat, for starters. That way you'll both reduce the impact of your cat on local wildlife and, if the incident repeats, you can narrow it down to your family members. How fun!
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A. J. Flint posted:Make her an indoor cat, for starters. That way you'll both reduce the impact of your cat on local wildlife and, if the incident repeats, you can narrow it down to your family members. How fun! Someone will break into her house to jizz on her cat
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Blade Runner posted:Someone will break into her house to jizz on her cat You seem know a lot about what this guy will do for that sexy cat.
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