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Moon Atari posted:Lol that he thinks the physical aspect is improving. What is more likely: she simultaneously developed a hentai habit he had never noticed before at the same time as opening the relationship, or she was ending their romantic date night by sneaking off to masturbate while sexting someone else before allowing him to get his while she dozes off. Why not both?
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Power Khan posted:That's not how you make tea
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# ? Jun 11, 2019 09:29 |
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Power Khan posted:That's not how you make tea
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# ? Jun 11, 2019 09:29 |
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Stop 👏 putting 👏 your 👏 dick 👏 in 👏 things 👏
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# ? Jun 11, 2019 09:32 |
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Power Khan posted:That's not how you make tea
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Xik posted:Stop 👏 putting 👏 your 👏 dick 👏 in 👏 things 👏
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# ? Jun 11, 2019 09:33 |
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Peaceful Anarchy posted:Has he done this before? I feel like the normal question would be "did you do something to the water" Jumping straight to the very specific "did you put your dick in this?" is weird unless he's done this before. Maybe not specifically that but he’s definitely put his dick in or on things as a “prank”
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# ? Jun 11, 2019 09:35 |
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My (25M) girlfriend (24F) of 2 years doesn't want to get rid of a bedbug infestation. We just signed a lease last month to start living together in a new place. Well, we had a housewarming party that got a bit bigger than we expected, with some friends of friends we didn't know showing up. More than 20 people in total. We suspect the bedbugs came from someone at the party. We've had them for more than a week now. My girlfriend refuses to cooperate in getting rid of them. Because she doesn't believe it's okay to do so. I'd always known she was a very compassionate person and truly views all living things as precious and important, volunteers for a few humanitarian causes like animal shelters and loves nature. But I didn't know it went this far, that eradicating pests like this is wrong. This is very extreme to me. Meanwhile, we are getting eaten alive every night and they just keep multiplying. I'm out of patience, I've asked her many times how she can stand living with this, she just says it's "annoying" but she couldn't bring herself to intentionally kill anything. Even a loving bedbug. Today I decided I was done with this bullshit. I called an exterminator and scheduled an appointment for tomorrow. When I told her, she flipped. I said I didn't care what she thought, she could help me pack up everything to prepare or not but it was happening. Then once I went to work, she cancelled it behind my back! She texted me to tell me. She said she doesn't want to fight with me, that we should be able to "live in harmony with each other and other creatures"!!! She also said she's really stressed due to our disagreement about it, but I'm stressed from having the bedbugs! Now I'm about to go home to our infested apartment and confront her. Please help. I feel like my life has turned into some realm of insanity. How do I make her understand that the pest control needs to happen?? TL;DR: My girlfriend sabotaged my efforts to exterminate bedbugs in our home because she strictly believes it's wrong to kill them. I don't know how to make her stop or compromise.
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# ? Jun 11, 2019 09:37 |
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bell jar posted:What do you do, as a parent, when you realise your child is a literal psychopath Good article on this very topic: https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2017/06/when-your-child-is-a-psychopath/524502/
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Couple of thread title worthy quotes in this one. Date (33/M) showed me (26/F) his sexual conquest program...wtf? quote:I met this guy that I was pretty quickly smitten with. We connected deeply, and had several 7 and 8 hour conversations over the phone, and went on many dates as well. He struck me as extremely intelligent, witty, and charismatic. He had admitted that he really liked me too and joked about me being his "future ex girlfriend," also saying I was the female version of him. Just this past weekend, we ended up going out and we had sex for the first time. We had a few drinks after that at his place, and, as he got more intoxicated, he became the biggest douche. He started swinging insults at me, and became a jerk. This had been out of character for him as I knew him. Then, he went and got his computer, did a few things on it, and told me to come over and look at something. I went over there, and he showed me this Microsoft Access program he said he created, which listed every sexual conquest since he was 14. It was categorized by name, phone number, DOB, race, hair color, how they met, the sexual acts performed, their status at the time, and whether or not he and the woman were still on good terms. He said, in a nonchalant fashion, "look, you can narrow it down and select only the Caucasian women I've slept with." He then goes, "I just put you in here--you're number 91, by the way." Needless to say, I was completely disgusted. I can't believe someone, anyone, would do that. I'm not a naive person. I don't trust people all that easily...I finally felt like I found someone compatible with me...I guess I'm just wondering if anyone has any similar stories or cares to provide any advice going forward?
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# ? Jun 11, 2019 09:43 |
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The real crime here is using Access for what’s 91 lines of data smh
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# ? Jun 11, 2019 10:05 |
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Power Khan posted:My (25M) girlfriend (24F) of 2 years doesn't want to get rid of a bedbug infestation. Also considering that they noticed the bugs and still continued to do nothing for quite some time - the infestation may be way worse than the guy thinks. Like, burn your stuff+furniture bad.
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help i vaccinated my pit bull and now he's autistic
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Palpek posted:loving hell, maybe she'll change her mind when she starts having severe skin infections and rashes, what an idiot. I don't say this lightly but considering that she sabotages attempts to get rid of the plague I would break up over this. Call an exterminator and don't tell her about it.
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# ? Jun 11, 2019 10:36 |
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Sure, if it was physically possible but extermination can take up to 2 weeks and may be needed to be repeated several times so really breaking up is a way less stressful option than going through months-long fights and meltdowns about it.
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Power Khan posted:My (25M) girlfriend (24F) of 2 years doesn't want to get rid of a bedbug infestation. This is on the level of refusing to take antibiotics because the bacteria aren't evil they're not responsible for their actions
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Family/boyfriend [38m] doesn't think I [37f] should keep my new puppyquote:I picked up an 8-week-old Belgian Malinois puppy on May 29th - so I've had him for just under two weeks. My last dog, a German Shepherd, died 10 years ago, and I've had a hole in my soul since - I am a dog person at heart and I have always had dogs in my life. This pup is something I have wanted and dreamed of for years. Anybody got a link to that doozy of a Pet Island thread where that goon wanted to but two Belgian Malinois and it was just pages of 'that is a terrible idea!'
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LadyPictureShow posted:Family/boyfriend [38m] doesn't think I [37f] should keep my new puppy It was a Marrema sheepdog and honestly having it boss her around on pain of death might be good for this loser of a woman.
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AITA for kicking my girlfriends friends out over my laundry habits?quote:My dad is in a long term care facility and cannot take care of himself. My wonderful mother is there every single day and in the last few monthd has started to neglect her own health and her house because of it. On my days off i will go out to her house and usually cook her meals for the week that she can reheat and do some general house cleaning for her, including her laundry, so she can relax. Fast forward to this weekend my girlfriend is at her best friends bachelorette party and everyone is coming in from out of town. They rented a cottage for a few nights starting Saturday, so friday when they got into town i offered to let them all stay at my apartment for the night. Bad friends.
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LadyPictureShow posted:Family/boyfriend [38m] doesn't think I [37f] should keep my new puppy
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QuarkJets posted:AITA for kicking my girlfriends friends out over my laundry habits? Those friends are loving trash. Good on him for standing his ground and telling them to get the gently caress out.
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QuarkJets posted:AITA for kicking my girlfriends friends out over my laundry habits?
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QuarkJets posted:AITA for kicking my girlfriends friends out over my laundry habits? Pete Prism Power Activate! Break Up!
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Moon Atari posted:Lol that he thinks the physical aspect is improving. What is more likely: she simultaneously developed a hentai habit he had never noticed before at the same time as opening the relationship, or she was ending their romantic date night by sneaking off to masturbate while sexting someone else before allowing him to get his while she dozes off. probably D) ALL OF THE ABOVE: she's loving a hung weeb on the side now
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Pinecone Sample posted:probably D) ALL OF THE ABOVE: she's loving a hung weeb on the side now It's just like one of my japanese animes
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for not jumping up and helping my parents bring in the groceries? I'm an adult and I pay rent if that helps. I bet there's loads of stuff that OP thinks there's no shame in quote:My last dog, a German Shepherd, died 10 years ago, and I've had a hole in my soul since - I am a dog person at heart and I have always had dogs in my life.
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nankeen posted:i'm going to say she should keep the puppy because tbh it sounds like she's had a hell of a life and some people actually do need a dog for their psychological wellbeing. also she sounds like she's actually pretty informed on what she's getting into, she's had shepherds before, and successfully raising and training her dream dog will boost her confidence as long as everything doesn't go terribly wrong, which it might, the dog might eat her comatose dad or something but honestly he'd probably thank it for releasing him Puppies are work and she doesn’t sound at all like the type of person to rise to the occasion. If she wants a dog so bad she should get an adult. Because she’s going to ruin that puppy with no exercise or training and then dump it at a shelter once it’s full grown and not cute enough to put up with any longer.
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alphabettitouretti posted:Good article on this very topic: https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2017/06/when-your-child-is-a-psychopath/524502/ That was interesting, thanks. And from that article about crazy people: quote:I receive a frantic email from Carl’s wife. Carl is in police custody. His wife tells me that Carl considers himself polyamorous
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Pinecone Sample posted:Little bit of an unusual angle on a standard tune It had to be her birthday, because you know if it was his that would have been mentioned in the very first paragraph.
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Dazerbeams posted:Puppies are work and she doesn’t sound at all like the type of person to rise to the occasion. If she wants a dog so bad she should get an adult. Because she’s going to ruin that puppy with no exercise or training and then dump it at a shelter once it’s full grown and not cute enough to put up with any longer. not to mention that belgian malinois are one of the most high energy, intelligent dog breeds in existence and will go insane if they don't get enough stimulation and training and by enough i mean practically constant
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nankeen posted:stories like this just fill me with wonder and the strangest feeling of affection for humanity. i mean what the hell, this is what we're like, how can we possibly be expected to achieve anything you can't judge the whole of humanity by its edge cases. most people are well adjusted enough to deal with basic disappointments, it's just that there an awful lot of people in the world, so even if a small fraction of them are deranged in some way, that ends up being a sizeable number of them out there. incidentally, this thread is a rich sampling of stories from that percentage.
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AITA for calling my friend "nigga"?quote:I usually say "nigga" in a casual and friendly matter. I only do it with friends when playing online games and I never really had any issues for the most part. Edit: everyone involved in this story is white, per additional comments Piell fucked around with this message at 14:33 on Jun 11, 2019 |
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Piell posted:AITA for calling my friend "nigga"? I hope everyone in this story gets testicular cancer
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Xik posted:Couple of thread title worthy quotes in this one. Pfft, how could Don Juan be a weirdo? He was a rampaging sex chad.
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Piell posted:AITA for calling my friend "nigga"? The simple answer is that if you are yourself black, then no, not really We all know he's so white that he glows in direct sunlight though Power Khan posted:My husband put his dick in my cup of water, and didn’t tell me. This is just called mushroom stamping, it's a super old joke that's been around for loving ages and you'll probably see it in the military or a frat or something
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# ? Jun 11, 2019 14:17 |
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I wonder, if she could prep a glass with some super hot chili for next time.
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Power Khan posted:I wonder, if she could prep a glass with some super hot chili for next time. Ginger is a great addition to water to help with digestion. It also burns like a bitch.
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# ? Jun 11, 2019 14:35 |
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Perhaps he was merely adding dick essence to her water to assist with digestion in the first place
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Xik posted:Couple of thread title worthy quotes in this one. OP fell for the D.E.N.N.I.S. system.
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Guy drops a 90-bomb, I'm not talking poo poo, I'm taking notes
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