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Roll that beautiful beam footage!
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# ? Jun 28, 2019 14:17 |
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Lemniscate Blue posted:Roll that beautiful beam footage! *Dark side of the moon starts playing as the lights go down in the planetarium*
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# ? Jun 28, 2019 22:15 |
purple death ray posted:And y'know why is it racist to say that all black people like fried chicken and watermelon? Lots of white people like fried chicken and watermelon! If you ask me, this politically correct thing has gotten out of hand, and all lives matter. After visiting China i discovered racial stereotypes about fried chicken and watermelon are true, we just got the wrong race. Multiple times I saw KFCs across the street from each other and they were as common as starbucks over here. They frequently had lines. Watermelon is everywhere and frequently brought to the table for free after a meal.
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# ? Jun 28, 2019 22:15 |
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I think that stereotype is more about poor people in general than about race
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# ? Jun 28, 2019 22:27 |
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In the US, using fried chicken and watermelon derogatorily is absolutely about being racist towards black people.
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# ? Jun 28, 2019 22:35 |
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D-Pad posted:After visiting China i discovered racial stereotypes about fried chicken and watermelon are true, we just got the wrong race. Multiple times I saw KFCs across the street from each other and they were as common as starbucks over here. They frequently had lines. Watermelon is everywhere and frequently brought to the table for free after a meal. Thanks a lot for quoting me from four pages ago with this extremely bad post and reigniting racism chat, I'm honored
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# ? Jun 28, 2019 22:36 |
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The beams are coming from inside the thread
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# ? Jun 28, 2019 22:52 |
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O. Henry O-Face posted:The beams are coming from inside the thread
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# ? Jun 28, 2019 23:29 |
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If I have to hear this song in my head when I see this gif, then goddammit I am taking the rest of you down with me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BC35cQKHwzg
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# ? Jun 29, 2019 01:00 |
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Zamboni Rodeo posted:If I have to hear this song in my head when I see this gif, then goddammit I am taking the rest of you down with me: i updated it for you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmEWkvB71RE
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# ? Jun 29, 2019 13:35 |
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Uptime Sinclair posted:All things swerve the beam
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# ? Jun 29, 2019 13:58 |
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Colonel Cancer posted:Pfft that's nothing I knew a guy who could solve a Rubik's cube blindfolded... With his anus. Hammerite posted:I bought a cheap one and rubbed it all over my cock and balls. now when you try to solve it pubes come out.
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# ? Jun 29, 2019 14:26 |
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tonkafloss posted:now all, iam going to do is go to bed aqnd egt drunk with the thought of stefanie K from desgrassi
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# ? Jun 29, 2019 15:55 |
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Clitch posted:This, but unironically. The plague is here. The smartest people in the world are telling us it's the rats. There's a tariff on rat poison, subsidies on rat food, and all reasonable restrictions on rat breeders are being dismantled. A large percentage of the population spend the day rubbing their faces in a pile of rats, and tossing them over the fence at their anti-plague carrying rat neighbors. They do this because a massive movement of political, industrial, and media actors have whipped them into a tribal fury and convinced them that licking rats is how they piss off the other tribe and win, and then they can rely on being impoverished, disease ridden rat farmers like their grand-daddies were, and bah gawd that's honest work! Also, a black guy said rats are bad.
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# ? Jun 29, 2019 16:20 |
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CannonFodder posted:It's funny, I support the end results of his request but not the logic of how he gets there. life is killing me posted:All my water, I drink out of an RTIC cup, so there's that. We don't stock water bottles anymore, they fill up recycling pretty fast and take up tons of space in the other fridge so why do it? oldpainless posted:He probably has more dough than you do
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# ? Jun 29, 2019 21:11 |
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Chairman Mao posted:If that thing doesn't grab your wrist in a death grip the second you put the key in then what is even the loving point?
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# ? Jun 30, 2019 00:17 |
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your friend a dog posted:squash your dick like a drat jelly filled donut. imagine a red filled twinky under a hydraulic press
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# ? Jun 30, 2019 00:37 |
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Whybird posted:When Sluggo came a-panicking about the sound he'd heard
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# ? Jun 30, 2019 19:20 |
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God, I can hear this in my head and there's a banjo involved.
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# ? Jun 30, 2019 23:22 |
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D-Pad posted:After visiting China i discovered racial stereotypes about fried chicken and watermelon are true, we just got the wrong race. Multiple times I saw KFCs across the street from each other and they were as common as starbucks over here. They frequently had lines. Watermelon is everywhere and frequently brought to the table for free after a meal. As pointed out by Dave Chappelle, pretty much everybody likes those things, so the stereotype is odd.
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# ? Jun 30, 2019 23:26 |
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El Gallinero Gros posted:As pointed out by Dave Chappelle, pretty much everybody likes those things, so the stereotype is odd.
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# ? Jul 1, 2019 00:34 |
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I hate the grammerly ads on youtube because I; as an English major, understand how to use punctuations. I can even do the long list, where every sentence fragment is a a thing; I wish to poo poo cum; I will be making GBS threads cum; the cum is mine to poo poo; a long list is a complicated series of sentence fragments detailing stuff im too lazy to explain it
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# ? Jul 1, 2019 00:40 |
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2mello is fun and I love his poo poo on video game tracks https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnR4u43kSDk ' my name is robo I have metal joints beat me up and get 15 silver points
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# ? Jul 1, 2019 00:44 |
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I first read this to the tune of the battle hymn of the republic and heard it in my head sung by a big military choir
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# ? Jul 1, 2019 01:03 |
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Pirate Radar posted:I first read this to the tune of the battle hymn of the republic and heard it in my head sung by a big military choir https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Boz7rHYLj6s
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# ? Jul 1, 2019 01:05 |
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A shop Should be left well alone.
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# ? Jul 1, 2019 01:54 |
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cumshitter posted:2mello is fun and I love his poo poo on video game tracks his name is gato you dunce, you absolute ninny
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# ? Jul 1, 2019 05:23 |
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Doc Hawkins posted:his name is gato you dunce, you absolute ninny
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# ? Jul 1, 2019 05:25 |
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cumshitter posted:I hate the grammerly ads on youtube because I; as an English major, understand how to use punctuations. Yet you're not smart enough to install an adblocker.
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# ? Jul 1, 2019 07:41 |
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I’m not smart enough for a lot of things!
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# ? Jul 1, 2019 08:29 |
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More like oldvainless
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# ? Jul 1, 2019 08:44 |
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Wall Balls posted:*thinking to self, sweating, visibly nervous* "of all the days to stop doing the moves alongside riddick every morning"
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# ? Jul 1, 2019 19:49 |
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From the GIP idiots thread, starting on page 420:LonsomeSon posted:Apropos of page number, someone I've known since they were five (and I was nine) enlisted in the Army as a fuel systems MOS of some kind but wound up assigned to a truck driver unit, the ones which would load up in Quatar, fly into either war and go on 1-2 week missions all along the big supply routes, then fly out for 2-6 nights of maintenance and loading time. And he's got the fueler MOS, he's one of the drivers for the convoy fuel truck. It was an up-armored cab at least but no turret, so they didn't have a gunner. Wild T posted:A Warboy. Your friend is a Warboy who rode shiny and chrome as gently caress. BigDave posted:I would legit watch this war movie. Stultus Maximus posted:Fear and Loathing meets Wages of Fear. Rockopolis posted:"We can't stop here, this is ba'ath country!"? That thread is great and here's the best thing it ever produced.
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# ? Jul 1, 2019 19:51 |
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Started my day laughing at this and I'm still laughing.Kaiju Cage Match posted:"Karen, I'm trying to steal the Krabby Patty secret formula, but I'm dummy thicc and the clap of my asscheeks keeps alerting Krabs"
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# ? Jul 1, 2019 20:04 |
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Dumb Lowtax posted:More like oldbrainless It was right there dude
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# ? Jul 1, 2019 20:19 |
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Quiet Feet posted:God, I can hear this in my head and there's a banjo involved. I hear a fiddle and the words are to the beat of The Devil Went Down To Georgia.
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# ? Jul 1, 2019 22:06 |
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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:Started my day laughing at this and I'm still laughing. howie phil posted:With only a slight churning to mark its rise to the surface, the thing slid into view above the dark waters. Vast, Polyphemus-like, and loathsome, it darted like a stupendous monster of nightmares to the monolith, about which it flung its gigantic scaly arms, the while it bowed its hideous head and gave vent to certain measured sounds.
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# ? Jul 2, 2019 02:18 |
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D-Pad posted:After visiting China i discovered racial stereotypes about fried chicken and watermelon are true, we just got the wrong race. Multiple times I saw KFCs across the street from each other and they were as common as starbucks over here. They frequently had lines. Watermelon is everywhere and frequently brought to the table for free after a meal. This is true but actually it is for unique economic reasons as KFC was the first modern fast food franchise to open in China (a decade or so before McD’s) and eating watermelon is much safer than drinking the water.
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# ? Jul 2, 2019 02:25 |
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Rust Martialis posted:It was right there dude At first I had something there dancing around the obvious one, but then decided to blast off into uncharted territory instead
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T-man posted:bitch you wouldn't know philosophy if Satre came up to you with a cup of hemlock in one hand in a trolley while loving plato's cave while Kant watches
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