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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Oberths are designed for mixed-species crews with wildly different different atmospheric needs. The engineering hull is full of fluorine gas and kept at -20C

The captain has a shouting tube and a fireman's pole for emergencies

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After The War
Apr 12, 2005

to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

Orv posted:

Roving Parisian gangs burn the Picard vineyards to the ground, forcing John Luc back into Starfleet.

If only they had listened to Tasha Yar's warnings about grape gangs! :dadjoke:

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

So weird that Roddenberry went far, far out of his way to insist that everyone in the future has satisfying sex with well-endowed aliens, and then TNG is so awkward and weird about sex that it became a cultural icon of relationship dysfunction.

skasion
Feb 13, 2012

Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?

Arglebargle III posted:

So weird that Roddenberry went far, far out of his way to insist that everyone in the future has satisfying sex with well-endowed aliens, and then TNG is so awkward and weird about sex that it became a cultural icon of relationship dysfunction.

His name wasn’t Relationshipenberry

Astroman
Apr 8, 2001


lost my old email posted:

gene had deeply ruminated on all the relevant lore aforehand. it was mostly alien dick sizes but turbbolifts were also in there

Don't get me started:



:bahgawd:

Snow Cone Capone
Jul 31, 2003


The Bloop posted:

Actually the dumbest version of the Wonkavator ever put on film was in DISCO



wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

Thom12255 posted:

Weren't the movie and the finale being done at the exact same time by the same people?

If Memory Alpha is to be believed yes and they also thought that All Good Things ended up being the better effort. Generations is a pretty movie with good acting but its plot is a loving mess and didn't know what it wanted to do. Like the whole thing about time being and enemy and how do we deal with our past, present, and future are interesting concepts but they never do anything with it.

First Contact, which I love, had Stewart ask to switch Picard and Riker's positions in the script. Riker was suppose to be the one on the Enterprise fighting the Borg and Stewart making the warp flight. Though, I think that switch worked out well at the end of the day.

tarlibone
Aug 1, 2014

it's in the mighty hands of steel
Fun Shoe

Lemniscate Blue posted:

The Oberth-class turbolifts move at warp 10. Step inside, the door closes, and you're instantaneously at your destination in the secondary hull.

You're also everywhere else on the universe at the same time, but that's an engineering problem. I'm sure they'll have it solved any day now.

Our people are on the threshold of success.

Yeah, they're either on the threshold of success, or the threshold of an evolutionary leap that will turn everyone into brundleflies before they emerge as a horny salamanders.

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

Astroman posted:

Don't get me started:



:bahgawd:

That's all on Herman Zimmerman.

Mooseontheloose posted:

If Memory Alpha is to be believed yes and they also thought that All Good Things ended up being the better effort. Generations is a pretty movie with good acting but its plot is a loving mess and didn't know what it wanted to do. Like the whole thing about time being and enemy and how do we deal with our past, present, and future are interesting concepts but they never do anything with it.

Generations was the result of a completely and utterly burnt-out writing pair. They weren't writing it concurrently with All Good Things..., but they moved to it right afterwards (during which time Piller added a stupid-rear end subplot about space pilgrims trying to get to the anomaly to AGT that everyone, from Berman on down, said "what the gently caress?" to and it was thankfully cut), and they were just cooked at that point, desperately needing a break.

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First Contact, which I love, had Stewart ask to switch Picard and Riker's positions in the script. Riker was suppose to be the one on the Enterprise fighting the Borg and Stewart making the warp flight. Though, I think that switch worked out well at the end of the day.

It was a good switch, but the problem is that we already saw Picard work through his PTSD in Family, I, Borg, and to a lesser extent, Descent. Then out of the blue he's a raging psychopath, because Stewart wanted to be an action hero.

skasion
Feb 13, 2012

Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?
There’s the core of a good movie in Generations, about the conflict between Picard and Soren, duty vs self-gratification, moving forward vs getting stuck in the past, acceptance vs regret. These are significant themes and if the writing had been there, two actors of the quality of Stewart and McDowell having them out could have been great.

The problem is that even if you ignore the “emotion chip” and “Duras Twins” plotlines which have little to do with these themes, you still have the “return of Kirk” plotline which completely shits on them. Kirk’s appearance in the movie is just masturbatory. All of it is just an excuse to shoehorn old fat Shatner into a movie that has nothing to say about his character. Ironically the movie itself is stuck in the past and would rather try and wow you with a guy who was in a bunch of the other movies than deal with its own characters and plot. It stifles whatever the movie is trying to get across to satisfy a narrative urge on the level of “could the Alien beat the Predator in a fight”.

lost my old email
Jun 20, 2019

my pitch for the generations remake: the TNG crew have to go back in time and intervene with an entirely separate TOS time travel mission to ensure kirk hooks up with his own greatn gramma and preserves the timeline

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

skasion posted:

There’s the core of a good movie in Generations, about the conflict between Picard and Soren, duty vs self-gratification, moving forward vs getting stuck in the past, acceptance vs regret. These are significant themes and if the writing had been there, two actors of the quality of Stewart and McDowell having them out could have been great.

The problem is that even if you ignore the “emotion chip” and “Duras Twins” plotlines which have little to do with these themes, you still have the “return of Kirk” plotline which completely shits on them. Kirk’s appearance in the movie is just masturbatory. All of it is just an excuse to shoehorn old fat Shatner into a movie that has nothing to say about his character. Ironically the movie itself is stuck in the past and would rather try and wow you with a guy who was in a bunch of the other movies than deal with its own characters and plot. It stifles whatever the movie is trying to get across to satisfy a narrative urge on the level of “could the Alien beat the Predator in a fight”.

Yeah, the biggest issue with the movie is Moore and Braga's script being obsessed with "passing the torch" or whatever, even though Nimoy already passed the torch in Unification.

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Timby posted:

Yeah, the biggest issue with the movie is Moore and Braga's script being obsessed with "passing the torch" or whatever, even though Nimoy already passed the torch in Unification.

Nope, the torch got passed at the end of Star Trek VI, at the exact moment Kirk corrected himself: "boldly going where no man – where no one – has gone before."

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


The Oberth class is great because it's the starship equivalent of a Coast Guard Cutter and of course Starfleet must have dumpy little ships like that. It's not just fancy explorer-cruisers.

skasion
Feb 13, 2012

Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?

Timby posted:

Yeah, the biggest issue with the movie is Moore and Braga's script being obsessed with "passing the torch" or whatever, even though Nimoy already passed the torch in Unification.

I’ve heard Moore and Braga’s DVD commentary track features a lot of pretty insightful self-criticism. Never watched with it though

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



Powered Descent posted:

Nope, the torch got passed at the end of Star Trek VI, at the exact moment Kirk corrected himself: "boldly going where no man – where no one – has gone before."
They really should have just left it there

It was so weird to have the random grouping of Chekov, Kirk, and Scotty on the Ent-B to begin with

Blade_of_tyshalle
Jul 12, 2009

If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Sulu was busy doing Excelsior stuff, Bones couldn't be bothered, Spock was unreachable, and Gary was still buried beneath a boulder.

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

FlamingLiberal posted:

They really should have just left it there

It was so weird to have the random grouping of Chekov, Kirk, and Scotty on the Ent-B to begin with

Nimoy had no interest since he felt he had already said "goodbye" to Trek with Unification and The Undiscovered Country (which came out months apart from each other), Kelley was already starting to be in ill health and was content to just live out his days; he had made a million bucks from The Undiscovered Country (because Shatner took a pay cut), and had made a few hundred thousand bucks on each movie, and made a bunch of money from convention appearances, too--he always lived a simple life and didn't want to do it for a paycheck, he didn't need it. Thus they fell back to Koenig and Doohan. Both of them knew they were second-fiddle choices, so they were able to extort some pretty nice paydays--a little over a million bucks each--from Paramount in exchange for spending two weeks on the set with a guy they both hated.

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Timby posted:

Nimoy had no interest since he felt he had already said "goodbye" to Trek with Unification and The Undiscovered Country (which came out months apart from each other), Kelley was already starting to be in ill health and was content to just live out his days; he had made a million bucks from The Undiscovered Country (because Shatner took a pay cut), and had made a few hundred thousand bucks on each movie, and made a bunch of money from convention appearances, too--he always lived a simple life and didn't want to do it for a paycheck, he didn't need it. Thus they fell back to Koenig and Doohan. Both of them knew they were second-fiddle choices, so they were able to extort some pretty nice paydays--a little over a million bucks each--from Paramount in exchange for spending two weeks on the set with a guy they both hated.

This is also why Chekov goes to tend to the wounded and appoints a few reporters as "nurses". His lines were originally written for McCoy.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

FuturePastNow posted:

The Oberth class is great because it's the starship equivalent of a Coast Guard Cutter and of course Starfleet must have dumpy little ships like that. It's not just fancy explorer-cruisers.

Coast Guard Cutters kick rear end though. Pound for pound the toughest ships. They're more like the Defiant

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

Powered Descent posted:

This is also why Chekov goes to tend to the wounded and appoints a few reporters as "nurses". His lines were originally written for McCoy.

Yep. Spock and McCoy's lines were basically find-replaced for Scotty and Chekov, with a few minor changes ("I always do," from Scotty, being the one that sticks out). "Captain, is there something wrong with your chair?" is so blatantly a Spock line that it hurts.

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

I can see in my mind so clealry McCoy rolling his eyes and going "You and you, you've just become nurses" now and it makes me irrationally angry

Minidust
Nov 4, 2009

Keep bustin'

Drink-Mix Man posted:

I can see in my mind so clealry McCoy rolling his eyes and going "You and you, you've just become nurses" now and it makes me irrationally angry

Same, though oddly enough I hear it in Karl Urban’s voice

Astroman
Apr 8, 2001


Powered Descent posted:

This is also why Chekov goes to tend to the wounded and appoints a few reporters as "nurses". His lines were originally written for McCoy.

Yet another example of how stupid Hollywood and movies can be. Sometimes it's a miracle we get anything good at all. Stuff like this or Geordi "he's the alien, right?" and some of the amazingly dumb original pitches for franchise movies.

Like how hard would it have been to rewrite appropriate lines for those two characters? How do you see that and say "eh, who cares?"

Timeless Appeal
May 28, 2006
The thing I like about Unificaiton is that they really did a good job of painting the ongoing adventures of Spock. Like hearing about how Spock and Sarek's falling out was over the Cardassians is a nice little touch because it hints at this life for Spock that we're not privy to.

Kirk just seems so static in comparison.

Angry Salami
Jul 27, 2013

Don't trust the skull.
I like that both Spock and Tuvok started entirely new careers once they hit middle age, because, hey, if you've got another century or so to live, why not?

Alan_Shore
Dec 2, 2004

I have to defend Moore and Braga here when it comes to Generations. Not only were they writing that and All Good Things simultaneously (so much so they'd start writing and realize they were writing the wrong script) but ALSO the studio mandated that Generations had to

1) have Kirk
2) have Kirk and Picard meet
3) there can't be any time travel
4) kill Kirk
5) blow up the Enterprise

I think they did really well considering the burn out, the small budget, and the bullshit restraints. All Good Things perfect, possibly the best finale ever, so they can write when not hamstrung by clueless execs

Fornax Disaster
Apr 11, 2005

If you need me I'll be in Holodeck Four.
If you're supposed to kill Kirk and blow up an Enterprise, why wouldn't you have him in the captain's chair and do both at the same time? That's the real missed opportunity of Generations.

Have him in the battlebridge doing a suicide run to protect the saucer section. It was his bridge anyway. Have him there by himself to link up to "I always knew I'll die alone" line from V.

BioEnchanted
Aug 9, 2011

He plays for the dreamers that forgot how to dream, and the lovers that forgot how to love.

Sorry, wrong thread.

Hipster_Doofus
Dec 20, 2003

Lovin' every minute of it.

BioEnchanted posted:

Sorry, wrong thread.

Well, you're not wrong anyway.

Alan_Shore
Dec 2, 2004

Fornax Disaster posted:

If you're supposed to kill Kirk and blow up an Enterprise, why wouldn't you have him in the captain's chair and do both at the same time? That's the real missed opportunity of Generations.

Have him in the battlebridge doing a suicide run to protect the saucer section. It was his bridge anyway. Have him there by himself to link up to "I always knew I'll die alone" line from V.

Well I can understand that dying in a fistfight is visually exciting and classic Kirk on paper, but I agree. Even the writers agree that he should have died on the bridge (not under it lol)

Drone
Aug 22, 2003

Incredible machine
:smug:



Powered Descent posted:

Nope, the torch got passed at the end of Star Trek VI, at the exact moment Kirk corrected himself: "boldly going where no man – where no one – has gone before."

I don't know if there was any sort of angered usenet murmurings or whatever back when they made the man/one change in the tagline, but I get the feeling if the change had been made in TYOOL 2019 there would be a gigantic shitstorm about it from the (somehow still existent) right-wing Trek fans.

"SJW political correctness ruining my... future socialist egalitarian space utopia?" :bahgawd:

Roadie
Jun 30, 2013

BioEnchanted posted:

I liked the episode with Beverley Crusher getting trapped in the Warp Bubble. That one was cool. Just her breakdown as she grows more and more isolated.

"Computer, have I always been the only crew member aboard the Enterprise?"
"Yes, Dr"
"Computer, what is the Enterprise's mission?"
"To explore the furthest reaches of the galaxy"
"Do I have the expertise to perform this mission alone?"
"No Dr."
"Then why am I the only crew member?..."

That ep is also great because it cements the respect the crew have for each other. When Beverly says "I think something is wrong with the universe", the senior staff immediately start hooking up the negative space wedgie scanners and the "are you sure" only happens after they've done that.

TheDiceMustRoll
Jul 23, 2018

Timeless Appeal posted:

The thing I like about Unificaiton is that they really did a good job of painting the ongoing adventures of Spock. Like hearing about how Spock and Sarek's falling out was over the Cardassians is a nice little touch because it hints at this life for Spock that we're not privy to.

Kirk just seems so static in comparison.

He was trapped in a stasis thing for decades

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
https://twitter.com/TrekCaptions/status/1147931944765669376

loving OUTRAGEOUS

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Roadie posted:

That ep is also great because it cements the respect the crew have for each other. When Beverly says "I think something is wrong with the universe", the senior staff immediately start hooking up the negative space wedgie scanners and the "are you sure" only happens after they've done that.

Spock: captain, our female officer thinks there might be cloaked aliens onboard the ship, planning a takeover.

Kirk: Bones, thoughts? Hysteria? Menopause?

Bones: you wanna slap her or shall I?

Kirk: both.

Kibayasu
Mar 28, 2010


Where is this from and how can I watch more.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Kibayasu posted:

Where is this from and how can I watch more.

It’s from a Netflix show called How to Sell Drugs Online (Fast).

The_Doctor
Mar 29, 2007

"The entire history of this incarnation is one of temporal orbits, retcons, paradoxes, parallel time lines, reiterations, and divergences. How anyone can make head or tail of all this chaos, I don't know."

I thought there were new Beyond Belief episodes and got excited. :saddowns:

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Epicurius
Apr 10, 2010
College Slice

davidspackage posted:

Spock: captain, our female officer thinks there might be cloaked aliens onboard the ship, planning a takeover.

Kirk: Bones, thoughts? Hysteria? Menopause?

Bones: you wanna slap her or shall I?

Kirk: both.

I think Kirk would at least hear her out.

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