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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Ariong posted:

Hey, could you do me a favor? Yeah, you.

Could you please guess the thread?

I guessed somewhere in D&D uspol how gullible does this make me?

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Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Ariong posted:

Hey, could you do me a favor? Yeah, you.

Could you please guess the thread?

Games › Let's Play! › It's time to play the music, it's time to light the lights: Muppet Pinball Mayhem for the Game Boy Advance

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Didn't know BioEnchanted was doing full LPs now

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Facebook Aunt posted:

The Bio of a Space Tyrant series has an old guy get seduced in VR by a mysterious woman who turn out to be his 14 year old mentally handicapped ward.

So child abuse in literally two ways?

Mush Man
Jun 25, 2010

Nintendo announces Frolf means Frog Golf.
Oven Wrangler
Does anyone have the old screenshot (or thread) of one of the ADTRW mods from the early-mid 2000’s asking the forums how to catalogue their anime porn filez? The mod called a user a baka or something when someone offered a suggestion, and then had a mini rant about why it wouldn’t work.

Mush Man has a new favorite as of 18:55 on Jul 12, 2019

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Clitch posted:

Without checking that link this just reads like an incredibly nerdy Dutch oven joke.

Well that sucks for me because chemistry, jokes, and Dutch ovens all go over my head.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Mush Man posted:

Does anyone have the old screenshot (or thread) of one of the ADTRW mods from the early-mid 2000’s asking the forums how to catalogue their anime porn filez? The mod called a user a baka or something when someone offered a suggestion, and then had a mini rant about why it wouldn’t work.

lmao I second that

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









Bear Retrieval Unit posted:

SC2 HotS campaign, final draft:

;-* : Jim
:clint: : Sarah
:byodame: : Jim!
:cthulhu: : essence
:byodame: : essence?
:cthulhu: : essence.
:byodame: Jim!
:clint: : Sarah!
;-* : I cam fly Jim

Jenny Agutter
Mar 18, 2009

Arivia posted:

Some novels are intentionally impenetrable and everything I have ever read about House of Leaves leads me to suspect that's the case with that book.

It's not that impenetrable on a surface level really as long as you can keep two separate plotlines straight. It's a fun read, don't be afraid to give it a shot

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Jenny Agutter posted:

It's not that impenetrable on a surface level really as long as you can keep two separate plotlines straight. It's a fun read, don't be afraid to give it a shot

It's a nightmare and a puzzle box but you only ever have to run two stories in parallel at any single point in time. And most of the actual stories are actually pretty straightforward. It just requires keeping the writing / editing of the story as a process that took place in your head as well.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Jan posted:

I'm at work having massive anxiety because I can't see why I would ever use our software or why anyone would want to use our software instead of somebody else's. It's not even my job to care about this so why is it bothering me all of a sudden??

Sharpest Crayon posted:

Seems like you've caught a case of the Caring. It's p bad 'cause it'll really come in the way of doing any job for a corporation. It's also an extension of needing to feel in control of what you're doing because everyone around you is a fuckup who can't be trusted to hold up their end.
If this was a movie or a tv-show, you'd bring up your concerns to your boss, along with suggestions to improve. Then you'd be celebrated for saving the project!
This is real life tho and I don't know your workplace, but I found speaking up lead to nowhere and keeping my head down and minding my own business is far less stressful in the long run.

I hear other people like to hit the bottle after days like that, you could try it?

ToxicFrog
Apr 26, 2008


Clitch posted:

Without checking that link this just reads like an incredibly nerdy Dutch oven joke.

Like...the cookware? :confused:

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

nankeen posted:

d&d was for girls too, there's a reason the d&d chick tract has female protagonists. it taught boys DEVIL WORSHIP and it taught girls ELF WITCH, both one-way tickets to the path of unrighteousness

the criticism of twilight is that it depicts a textbook abusive relationship as an epic love story. i've always agreed with that criticism and honestly, although teenage girls aren't that impressionable, they're impressionable in some areas more than others and for some reason hosed-up romantic ideals seems to be one of those things that is very easily picked up (much easier than devil worship or even elf witch). the solution isn't to ban twilight, it's to balance it out with young adult fantasy that features healthy relationships so they have lots of positive role models to compare to the terrible ones in twilight - but that didn't happen, instead all the publishers went "the kids want sadomasochism! this is now the sadomasochist genre and we won't publish anything unless the boy is terrible, the more terrible the better, the children have spoken", and now fifteen years later the only way to reflect on the whole tragedy without reading a whole lot of very bad books is to study twilight, the stupid mess that sparked it all off

for what it's worth this is probably correct but i skipped over it and muttered "jesus christ shut up" to myself because there's only so much twilight i can read about

nankeen
Mar 20, 2019

by Cyrano4747

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

for what it's worth this is probably correct but i skipped over it and muttered "jesus christ shut up" to myself because there's only so much twilight i can read about
i hope you end up in an abusive relationship with a beautiful sparkling man who eats you, all because you didn't listen to me

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

lost my old email posted:

even the erotic potential of tuvok as dom as to a barely contained psychopathic brad dourif cannot make actually watching the show "star trek: voyager" worth your time

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica

CarpenterWalrus posted:

Don't let these idiots get you down, I'm right there with you. I see these morons in the office all day wearing their expensive button down shirts and tailored slacks and I laugh in their stupid faces. I buy a pack of shirts from Walmart every few years and that covers my shame just as well, if not better than, those foolish indulgences do and at 15000th of the cost! Like seriously, you fuckin sheep, what's the point of anything more than the bare loving minimum in this time on the dumb, gay earth?

in defense of designer fountain pens

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

nankeen posted:

i hope you end up in an abusive relationship with a beautiful sparkling man who eats you, all because you didn't listen to me

but then you can turn into a sexy vampire and live 5eva which is longer than 4eva

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

Jenny Agutter posted:

It's not that impenetrable on a surface level really as long as you can keep two separate plotlines straight. It's a fun read, don't be afraid to give it a shot

Oh, I do mean to read it. I'm just used to novels that are intentionally difficult to read, and that was my take on House of Leaves.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

ToxicFrog posted:

Like...the cookware? :confused:

A Dutch oven is when you fart in bed and then pull the sheets over your bed-partner's head so they have to drown in the smell of your guts

Dareon
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin
Or, as it's known in some communities, foreplay.

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Lobok posted:

Well that sucks for me because chemistry, jokes, and Dutch ovens all go over my head.

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Why do goons like Pens so much?

Lyrai
Jan 18, 2012

My dad makes fancy pens as a form of therapy and when a rando asks how much he'd sell them for her always says a few hundred to drive them off. If they accept, he has a few hundred dollars.

What I'm saying is I need to tell my dad I may have found a market.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Lyrai posted:

My dad makes fancy pens as a form of therapy and when a rando asks how much he'd sell them for her always says a few hundred to drive them off. If they accept, he has a few hundred dollars.

What I'm saying is I need to tell my dad I may have found a market.

He will make enough to own his own island, an island just for pens.

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop
He could call it the Philippens

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??
I have a pen, I have an apple

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Screaming Idiot posted:

He will make enough to own his own island, an island just for pens.

I'd be wary, what with the history of goons and islands.

aardwolf
Apr 27, 2013

Screaming Idiot posted:

He will make enough to own his own island, an island just for pens.

Maybe he'd settle for a peninsula?

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
if u have 15 pens have i got a club for u

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Lyrai posted:

My dad makes fancy pens as a form of therapy and when a rando asks how much he'd sell them for her always says a few hundred to drive them off. If they accept, he has a few hundred dollars.

What I'm saying is I need to tell my dad I may have found a market.

Seriously do this.

tangy yet delightful
Sep 13, 2005



Fleta Mcgurn posted:

if u have 15 pens have i got a club for u

I thought I only needed 12 pens to join. This is very unsettling.

Clitch
Feb 26, 2002

I lived through
Donald Trump's presidency
and all I got was
this lousy virus

Screaming Idiot posted:

He will make enough to own his own island, an island just for pens.

He can call it Pen island

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
Isn't there an entire state for you scribbly weirdos?

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Outrail posted:

Isn't there an entire state for you scribbly weirdos?

Florida?

Ariong
Jun 25, 2012



Outrail posted:

Isn't there an entire state for you scribbly weirdos?

No, that state is only for people who use pennsyls.

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop
Pennessee????

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Dumb Lowtax posted:

Pennessee????
Only if she asks to see

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

FactsAreUseless posted:

Only if she asks to see

Only if they want to see. Men and women and everything in between and beyond can enjoy a fine writing utensil.

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod



Dumb Lowtax posted:

Pennessee????

That reminds me of my brief affair with an Italian woman when she was really drunk and horny.

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Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Clitch posted:

He can call it Pen island

He'd get sued by the company if he did. And yes, they do use that URL; it's one of the famous ones, along with Therapist Finder, Mole Station Nursery (they sell plants) and before they lost their sense of humour, Powergen Italia.

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