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This is just for the FBI agent who is watching my posts. Seriously if you're not him LOOK AWAY THIS IS FOR HIS EYES ONLY you a bitch
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ulex minor posted:bigger problem is that your probably imaginary 'therapist' is absolutely worthless if he's indulging either of you in your fantasy roleplaying illness. "he was surprised at how smooth her first switch went" yeah i'm sure lol She has DID and is in a polycule. I think. It's also possible that she's just involved with herself and everyone else is imaginary.
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Khazar-khum posted:She has DID and is in a polycule. I think. It's also possible that she's just involved with herself and everyone else is imaginary. Ok this genuinely made me laugh.
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duck trucker posted:This is just for the FBI agent who is watching my posts. Seriously if you're not him LOOK AWAY THIS IS FOR HIS EYES ONLY you're under arrest you gently caress
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Khazar-khum posted:She has DID and is in a polycule. I think. It's also possible that she's just involved with herself and everyone else is imaginary. "help, one of my multiple personalities is claiming to have multiple personality disorder but I think she's just doing it to copy me!"
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for stuffing $80 in my girlfriends purse, after she told me no to me offering her money? And she's a teacher you say? Dr Strangepants posted:This girlfriend better be way hot to be demanding that poo poo. That would make it ok?
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tactlessbastard posted:And she's a teacher you say? No but it would explain why he puts up with it. If she’s ugly then I dunno what the gently caress
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Joined a pedophile community on discord as a joke with the intention of trolling/reporting its members, account disabled.quote:I have recently made a hobby of joining pedophilia servers on discord with the intent of reporting/trolling its members. Discord disabled my account due to affiliation with the server, as it apparently had CP on it. I had done this 3-4 times already. Can I expect to see repercussions of this in the future due to this? What's protecting me from being labeled as one of the disgusting pedos in the server to police? Pinecone Sample, please tell your friends I do not know the person who made the above post. Thank you.
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That was posted earlier and the consensus was that he’s probably a pedophile himself. “You see officer, I downloaded these 2 GB of child pornography onto my computer as a joke”
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Fatkraken posted:ah, week's games not seasons, gotcha i mean those were sort over simplifications you do need semi up to date info but no you dont need to watch every game at once. if brady gets his neck broken and your friend trys to trade brady and you think he is drunk and stupid and try to pick up mr touch down for someone uninjured and good then you got screwed. assuming your league allows mid season trades. most of it is making educated guesses about how players will do against the team they are playing against. so you can set your line up for the week. then you skim the high light reels and check the stats. i wish the us had legal gambling with a percent of proceedes going to educate / help gambling addiction. our state lotterys that "go to education" are a joke most states dont actually give it to public education if they even give it to education at all. snergle fucked around with this message at 23:43 on Aug 5, 2019 |
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ulex minor posted:bigger problem is that your probably imaginary 'therapist' is absolutely worthless if he's indulging either of you in your fantasy roleplaying illness. "he was surprised at how smooth her first switch went" yeah i'm sure lol Wait, why is a therapist discussing treatment and confirming the individual is a patient of theirs?!
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Pinecone Sample posted:LMFAO I knew it was coming. I told someone that I was gonna buy Winners Don't Use Drugs tonight before someone else put something on for me. That's fantastic. 69 USC Sec. 420 is sublime.
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Hmm, either the writer's aren't creative enough today, or time really is a flat circle WIBTA if I (25 f) go on a trip with my male best friend (25m) even though my boyfriend (25 m) doesn't want me to? quote:Me and my boyfriend have been together for 3 years. We're in a happy relationship so I've never thought this would ever be a problem. At least the male best friend isn't an ex-bf this time
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DemoneeHo posted:AITA for demanding that my wife stops working on Sundays because football is on
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DemoneeHo posted:Hmm, either the writer's aren't creative enough today, or time really is a flat circle unlike with pete, this actually sounds fine and her bf should chill
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The thing about fantasy football and your "paid league, so there is money on the line" is it's literally not even minimum wage. If you watch Thursday, 3x Sunday, and Monday, that's 300 hours per season. And that's just live games. Say you only watch 80% of that, but do as much blog reading and NFL Tonight watching. In a $100 ten-team league, first place earns $2 per hour and second place gets their money "back" at twenty cents per hour. Hopefully everyone else didn't research as hard! What's more, nobody outside of your league cares. If you're in my league, and you start telling me that you have one of my guys in your co-workers league, I didn't even hear you.
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goethe.cx posted:unlike with pete, this actually sounds fine and her bf should chill Yeah, this one lacks the whole "im visiting my bff who just so happens to be my ex which i never mentioned before, okay bye" factor that the pete story had. And bf has had about 3 years to get used to the friend being in her life and not making a pass at the gf
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DemoneeHo posted:Yeah, this one lacks the whole "im visiting my bff who just so happens to be my ex which i never mentioned before, okay bye" factor that the pete story had. And bf has had about 3 years to get used to the friend being in her life and not making a pass at the gf plus, wasn't the gf in the pete story going on some long overseas trip? these two are going on a weekend trip to a city on the same continent
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goethe.cx posted:plus, wasn't the gf in the pete story going on some long overseas trip? these two are going on a weekend trip to a city on the same continent
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Should I (F24) dump my deadbeat bf (M24)?quote:I have been considering breaking up with my boyfriend because he refuses to get a job and has no stable income. This doesn't bother me much because it doesn't really impact me YET. The only time his lack of income bothers me is that we can't go on vacations together and we can't do anything that involves spending a lot of money (seeing movies, going out to eat, etc). The only thing pushing me to get rid of him are my family and friends. Would it be shallow to break up with him over money? I absolutely adore my bf and don't want to get rid of him. He makes me happy. Is there anything I can do to motivate him to get a job? Should I even bother giving him an ultimatum? I don't think I'm strong enough to follow through with an ultimatum. It looks like I have two options: I just want to say shout out to all the ladies who make outlines and flow charts. Girl, you are too organized for this guy, and I didn't even read it.
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AITA for maintaining a relationship with the wife/daughter of a racist? I'm taking some steps to hide our identities, including slight tweaks to the ages listed and using a throwaway. The reason why will be obvious shortly. I live with my husband in the suburbs. It's a neighborhood where everyone is expected to show up to gatherings, attend birthday parties, occasionally host the neighbor kids after school... etc. Some families have nannies to help facilitate this, others have SAHMs. Im a SAHM; my husband is in engineering. We have two daughters, one who's 12 and one who's 10. A politician lives near here. If I said his name, you wouldn't know who I was talking about, but he has made national headlines a few times for objectively reprehensible statements. It's not just the fact that he's a part of one political party - he's also an outspoken, public person who holds views antithetical to our core values. I've met him a few times in passing, but most of my contact is with his wife, who we'll call Sarah, and his daughter, who we'll call Chrissy. Sarah is very involved in local school events, volunteering, etc. We're not friends, but I would say we work together at least twice a month on some kind of local project. Chrissy is friends with both of my daughters. She's a bright, friendly, funny girl and I've never had any reason to discipline her. Chrissy comes to our home, and our daughters go to her home. They've done camp, sleepovers, birthday parties, movie nights, pizza parties, etc. I can't find any fault with Chrissy as a friend to our daughters or a guest in our household. Last night, my husband asked to speak to me. He said it was time that "the people" stopped enabling certain politicians. He said that our most powerful tool, outside of voting, would to be to apply social pressure to people who hold certain harmful viewpoints. He said he does not want our family to interact with this politican's family at all, on any level - we should freeze them out. My husband said that if it were up to him, he would be actively starting a conflict with this politician in any way he could, but he will respect our daughters' friendship with Chrissy and just keep it at shunning. I don't think he's wrong that activism is very important ... but I don't think our daughters need to give up a friend. Also, I don't want to burn the bridge with someone else in the neighborhood. My husband thinks that's a cop out, and it's important to do the right thing. He also said he's afraid one day our daughters will come home and say something inappropriate from spending time at the politician's home. My husband is at work but we'll discuss this again tonight. Before I sit down again with him, I have to ask - am I the rear end in a top hat for wanting to continue my family's relationship with a bigoted man's wife and daughter?
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AITA for “double-reporting” an employee (to his boss, and then to corporate) and probably getting him fired? My husband and I have a 15 year old son, who is biracial; my husband is African American and I am white (this will be important later on in the story). My son just got his driver’s permit and has begun driving with me on a regular basis. The other day we were on the road, and he accidentally cut off a truck, making him have to break abruptly. I scolded my son and gave a “sorry” wave to the driver. At the next red light which came about a minute later, the guy pulled up next to us. His car had a large company logo on it, indicating he was on the job. He rolled down the window and shouted the N-word at my son. My son’s face went pale, and he was quiet, depressed and clearly wounded deeply the rest of the drive home. The encounter sickened me. I did some research on the company; at one point I even plugged them into Facebook. They have a very active Facebook page and seem like an organization that prides themselves on a good image and good customer service. I called the company and reported the man’s behavior, describing him very vividly. They informed me that they knew exactly who I was talking about, and that all their drivers drive with a dashcam, so his behavior is on camera. I had a good feeling about the encounter and that they were going to definitely take care of the situation. Two months later, when I was browsing Facebook kind of boredly one day, the company’s name was recommended in my search, and just for the hell of it I clicked and looked at their page for the first time in two months. One of the very first photos/posts I saw from just a day ago showed a big group of their employees huddled together in their company yard, with some kind of tag about a project they just completed. To my horror, I saw the employee who shouted at my son in the group, grinning widely. Meaning they didn’t fire him. The company is part of a nationwide chain, so I called their corporate headquarters, was connected to the highest person I could get to, and I reported the incident to them, and complained about how they didn’t fire him. The man I spoke to sounded disgusted, way, way more so than the previous person I’d reported him to, apologized profusely, and thanked me very much for telling him. Additionally, he made multiple statements about how racists and bigots have “no place” and “no future” in his company, giving me a strong feeling the offending employee’s career is now toast. Was it right of me to “double-report” this guy? I’m sure he was given at least some consequence the first time around (if not fired) and wonder if some might argue that I was going too far or being vindictive by reporting him again. Am I an rear end in a top hat or a “Karen” for not dropping this matter?
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for “double-reporting” an employee (to his boss, and then to corporate) and probably getting him fired? Woman I want to be your friend
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failing forward posted:Woman I want to be your friend Between her and the gay guy from earlier, some people are way too nice
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for maintaining a relationship with the wife/daughter of a racist? I'm doing this with the assumption the politician is a Trump idiot. That said, it very well could be switched and be super religious/conservative, and if that's the case, gently caress em. I'm of the belief here that they should actively shun them. Don't just freeze them out, literally let them know why. Don't yell, don't fight, simply say, "you hold reprehensible beliefs, I don't want my kids in your house." Now sadly, it sucks for the kids, and I'd actually say the best action here is to explain to your children why they should not go over to the politician's house anymore. They can still be friends with Chrissy, just keep them away from the poo poo parents. Also, the wife is married to the politician, so yeah, also terrible. EDIT: Steve King seems too well known, but truthfully, making national news the the opposite of not being well known. ScentOfAnOtaku fucked around with this message at 02:10 on Aug 6, 2019 |
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ScentOfAnOtaku posted:I'm doing this with the assumption the politician is a Trump idiot. That said, it very well could be switched and be super religious/conservative, and if that's the case, gently caress em. My money’s on Steve King
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TheAardvark posted:This one doesn't seem simple to me at all. There's just way too much information missing. The way he tells the story, I don't think he's the rear end in a top hat. If he really does care for the children half the time, and also works a full-time+ job, then I think it would be lovely for her to take a shift that precludes him participating in his favorite hobby 1 day a week 4 months a year. He brought up that they never tried to fill the shift. Are there money concerns? Are there good reasons she wants to take that shift (i.e. him actually taking nowhere near the child care time he claims)? She works at a bar and Sunday during football season is literally the busiest (and consequently, most tips) day-shift bar time of the year. If they're in a position financially where they both have to work to stay afloat (or comfortable), or hell, if he uses his financial position over her and acts like the money she makes is less important than what he brings home, I don't blame her at all for not trying to ditch the shift. There's nothing at all preventing him from watching football and kids at the same time, unless he's a belligerent drunk rear end in a top hat while he's watching the game. Fantasy football you lock your team for the weekend well before the games begin, you don't *need* to watch ALL the games. Dude is being a shithead.
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My boyfriend is incredibly sexistquote:My boyfriend [17] of almost a year is super homophobic/transphobic It's incredibly frustrating for me [14] to listen to him rant about how much he hates gay/bisexual people or trans people and how much it grosses him out. I mean, I guess he can't control it but it's difficult for me to do through being that I'm questioning my gender identity and I'm bisexual. Maybe I'm being overdramatic but it just hurts me a bit everytime I hear him say something like "I can't satisfy your needs if you like women" or "Transgender people are mentally ill and wrong"
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r/childfree regularly has stories of "I hooked up with so-and-so on the mutual understanding that we didn't want kids, then they changed their mind and got all butthurt when I didn't change mine". Most of them, however, don't feature the mind-changer being a total creep about it: My boyfriend felt entitled to my reproductive organs quote:Before i dated my ex boyfriend, I made it clear that i didn't want to have a child. Ever. He told me he didn't mind not having a child, so I was cool with that. Then after a few months of dating he tells me he actually wants a child, even two or three. I tell him that I'm not going to change my mind about it and that if he really wants a child then he needs to find someone else. He gets upset and starts arguing, saying that it's selfish to be childfree and that I'll regret it eventually, that i won't have anyone to take care of me when I'm old, basically every anti-childfree argument people always come up with. I expose my arguments regarding my choice not to have children, and it seems to change his mind. And yet, a few weeks later, after we just had sex, he puts his hand on my stomach and says "I'm going to put a baby in your belly" (Euron Greyjoy style). I cannot even express how that made me feel. I was absolutely disgusted, it actually made me feel sick. I don't understand how he even thought it was okay to say that. Needless to say, I broke up with him the next day, and I am now enjoying my childfree life with my dog. HMS Beagle posted:Speaking of making GBS threads. She felt no shame in wallowing in her own feces, but took offense to being called "pig"? That's... actually 100% plausible for Golden Corral's customer base. goethe.cx posted:That was posted earlier and the consensus was that he’s probably a pedophile himself. “You see officer, I downloaded these 2 GB of child pornography onto my computer as a joke” If he had been reporting all the pedophiles, wouldn't there be some record of that in Discord's system?
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Pinecone Sample posted:My boyfriend is incredibly sexist Well...the ages are better than I was expecting
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snergle posted:i wish the us had legal gambling with a percent of proceedes going to educate / help gambling addiction. our state lotterys that "go to education" are a joke most states dont actually give it to public education if they even give it to education at all. See the trick is that they absolutely give the amount they claim...but then turn around and strip that exact same amount of money from what they’d already planned to budget. So technically, they’re following through with exactly what was promised and providing money to education, but they actually aren’t...and it’s in a way that voters won’t realize that unless you’re actually looking really closely at the line items in the budget.
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goethe.cx posted:Well...the ages are better than I was expecting Sounds like a basic "senior who burned bridges/too immature for women his own age dates a freshman who doesn't know any better" relationship.
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Bruceski posted:Sounds like a basic "senior who burned bridges/too immature for women his own age dates a freshman who doesn't know any better" relationship. yeah probably. but given the other stories in here i was predicting like a 38M/19F deal
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TheAardvark posted:This one doesn't seem simple to me at all. There's just way too much information missing. The way he tells the story, I don't think he's the rear end in a top hat. If he really does care for the children half the time, and also works a full-time+ job, then I think it would be lovely for her to take a shift that precludes him participating in his favorite hobby 1 day a week 4 months a year. He brought up that they never tried to fill the shift. Are there money concerns? Are there good reasons she wants to take that shift (i.e. him actually taking nowhere near the child care time he claims)? the only reason she needs is tipping culture and it being the week end at a bar? if you havent worked as waitstaff or a bartender ( i havent been a bartender so maybe they dont get as good of tips) but fri sat sun are the superbowl of getting good tips and some restraunts rotate the staff so they get one week end day a month and some are cut throat as gently caress and its hard to get those days. Her brother owns the bar so she probably just asked to get every sat sun for the extra cash and this dipshit probably doesnt realise that a three fourths of her pay is because she works the weekends. MagusofStars posted:You’re not giving the politicians enough credit for being conniving bastards. thats childsplay. in nc they regularly spend the lotto money on opening and funding charter schools so their own children can go to them on a full ride scholarship. your politicians need to get on our hell level of corruption. snergle fucked around with this message at 04:07 on Aug 6, 2019 |
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TIFU by pranking my tinder date with hot sauce (MadDog357) This story is probably not what you expect so definitely read the whole thing. I invited a tinder match to come out on my friends boat this weekend. I was afraid it would be very awkward, but it went great and we got along very well. Plus she was better looking in person than her tinder profile (this has never happened in the history of Tinder, ever). So, after a whole afternoon of day drinking, we were both very drunk when we got back to my friend's house. I asked her if she was hungry and we decided to go to Chipotle. When we got there I asked her if she wanted to eat there or at my place nearby. She said something like, "Let's go back to your place, I want to take a nap". When we get to my place, she asks immediately for some hot sauce for the burrito (love this about her). Little did she know that I keep a bottle of MadDog 357 (9 Million Scoville) in my fridge for when people ask for hot sauce because I am a sadistic gently caress. I don't actively plan the prank, but I just give them the hot sauce like it's no big deal. I've never done this to a female before, but in my drunken state, I thought it was a great idea. The bottle has a contract that says that by opening the cap, you are agreeing that you are liable for anything that happens to you when you consume the hot sauce. She doesn't even glance at the bottle before pouring a fat dab on her burrito. I should have recorded the next part because it was one of the funniest reactions I've ever seen. As usual when I do this to people, at first she acted like she didn't think the sauce is that hot. It wasn't until I started cracking up that she realized that this isn't actually a sauce that I put on food. At that point she showed how much pain she was in and immediately asked for water. After about 15 minutes of pacing around my kitchen and laughing and crying, she calmed down. The hot sauce had rendered her burrito uneatable, so I offered her half of mine instead. Believe it or not, she was actually really cool about the whole thing and thought it was very clever of me. No harm done... yet. We start watching a movie on my couch and about 30 minutes in, she starts giving off the "I wanna gently caress" signs. After a bit of making out, she says she wants to thank me for inviting her on the boat and starts to unzip my pants. She proceeds to start to give me a blowjob for about 2 minutes before getting on top to ride. It wasn't until about a minute in that my dick starts to feel very warm. It then started to sting. At this point we have both completely forgotten about the hot sauce, so I am just thinking that she might have an std or something. Turns out she was thinking the same thing. I say, "Hey maybe we should use a condom". To which she responds ,"Yeah good idea". As I go to get the condom, the stinging in my dick felt unbearable and that's when we both realized what had just happened. Even though the pain of the hot sauce in her mouth had dissipated, I guess that didn't mean that it's effects were over. I spent the next two hours dousing my penis in ice cold water. It was probably the worst pain I have ever felt in my life. I don't really remember much of what I was saying during this period, but I'm sure it included a lot of curse words. I actually considered going to the ER at one point. She was in pain too, but I think I got the worst of it from the blowjob. I think the entire experience brought us closer together actually and we have another date set-up for Wednesday. She jokingly said that she meant to do the blowjob thing to get me back, but I could tell she was as surprised as I was when it happened. So DON'T receive a blowjob from someone who has just ate spicy food, especially not MadDog357. TLDR: Pranked a tinder date with 9 million scoville hot sauce and my penis caught on fire.
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