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DemoneeHo
Nov 9, 2017

Come on hee-ho, just give us 300 more macca


welcome to hell posted:

AITA because I ignored my fiance's mother and told him what I thought was the truth?

This one is semi-sad cause OP explained that her fiancé hasn't cut off crazy mom since his younger brother still lives with her. :smith:

But the moment bro turns 18 and moves out, fiancé is kicking mom to the curb :woop:

Power Khan posted:

I(F30) divorced my ex Husband (M36) because of my MIL(F60s) and suddenly he wants back in

Haha, gently caress that spineless coward. You had your chance to defend your ex-wife and protect your daughter, but you blew it.

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TheScott2K
Oct 26, 2003

I'm just saying, there's a nonzero chance Trump has a really toad penis.

DemoneeHo posted:

AITA for feeding my sons vegan friend meat?


13 years is old enough for a kid to make dietary choices, so OP aint an rear end in a top hat for that.

But for the love of god, learn to cook vegetables for your own family's sake

Hey come on they made buttered corn and mashed potatoes

DemoneeHo
Nov 9, 2017

Come on hee-ho, just give us 300 more macca


AITA for asking my friend to go on concert after my girlfriend rejected my invitation?

quote:

Basically I have a pair of concert ticket I won and it is about to expire soon.

For 1 week, I kept telling/asking my girlfriend if she wants to come with me and she keeps refusing

Now I told myself I would not waste this ticket, since it is very expensive (got it for free + backstage pass/exclusive), so I asked her one more time if she wants to go and again she refused.

So I went into me and my friends group chat, asked if anyone wanted to go and one of my female friend is a huge fan and wants to go with me.

So I went with her.

Day before concert, I told my girlfriend I was going to go to the concert with a friend and she just said “okay” without showing much interest as she was clearly annoyed since its probably the 10 time I have told her about the concert.

After concert, my friend posted a bunch of pics, or story, backstage interaction, etc in social media.

My girlfriend saw this and got mad at me saying I was cheating on her, because i didn’t tell her it was going to be my female friend.

Idk how she saw this since I checked and they weren’t following each other so it was probably through mutual friends and one of them told my gf about the post/story.

Anyways AITA here? Didnt even come across my mind that I was “cheating” on her by going with my friend.

Kite Pride Worldwide
Apr 20, 2009


DemoneeHo posted:

AITA for feeding my sons vegan friend meat?

I love how the kid immediately goes 'gently caress that poo poo' and admits to eating meat behind his controlling, neurotic-as-gently caress parents' backs. Why is it always vegans who are like this? I've never heard the same about vegetarians or any other dietary restriction. Even religious folks are usually pretty lax about things.

DemoneeHo
Nov 9, 2017

Come on hee-ho, just give us 300 more macca


I [20M] accidentally said another guys name during sex. Girlfriend [20F] is now super upset

quote:

This is weird as gently caress but basically I started a new job and over the past 3 days I've had training and it's been with the same person each time. GF and I were having sex and I had a passing thought I guess about work and then for some reason said the name of the person who trained me (male) instead of my girlfriends name. For the record, I'm straight and have no desire to do anything with another guy.

My girlfriend is now super upset saying things like I'm gay and have been lying to her, I'm cheating on her, etc.

What the hell do I do to make this better?

Zore
Sep 21, 2010
willfully illiterate, aggressively miserable sourpuss whose sole raison d’etre is to put other people down for liking the wrong things

Kite Pride Worldwide posted:

I love how the kid immediately goes 'gently caress that poo poo' and admits to eating meat behind his controlling, neurotic-as-gently caress parents' backs. Why is it always vegans who are like this? I've never heard the same about vegetarians or any other dietary restriction. Even religious folks are usually pretty lax about things.

Veganism is usually born out of an hour intense moral code. You can be vegetarian for any number of health/religious/moral reasons but basically the only people who go full vegan are that way because of firmly held beliefs.

So having your kid go against that is like them rejecting your religion when you're a fundamentalist.

dudeness
Mar 5, 2010

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
Fallen Rib

DemoneeHo posted:

I [20M] accidentally said another guys name during sex. Girlfriend [20F] is now super upset

That manager deserves a raise if he's that good.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Kite Pride Worldwide posted:

I love how the kid immediately goes 'gently caress that poo poo' and admits to eating meat behind his controlling, neurotic-as-gently caress parents' backs. Why is it always vegans who are like this? I've never heard the same about vegetarians or any other dietary restriction. Even religious folks are usually pretty lax about things.

fwiw i've not met many hyper religious people who could be described as "pretty lax"

Miserable Maid
Apr 22, 2010

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:

Baronjutter posted:

On the topic of wearing makeup for sex.

https://www.complex.com/style/2013/03/25-unbelievable-photos-of-adult-film-stars-before-and-after-applying-make-up/sarah-peachez

Porn stars before/after makeup. Yes, porn has broken people's brains.

Whoa! This is interesting, thanks for the link! It's crazy how the power of makeup can completely change "unchangeable" things like basic face shape and the like

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

welcome to hell posted:

I broke up with S/O because she (23F) pooped on my (22M) head!

Try reading it with a german accent.

:discourse:

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Kite Pride Worldwide posted:

Why is it always vegans who are like this? I've never heard the same about vegetarians or any other dietary restriction. Even religious folks are usually pretty lax about things.

Because there's no actual dietary basis behind veganism so the people who adhere to it are unable to name any realistic effects of violating the diet. That means they're free to imagine the worst case scenario every time.

Like, the health problems associated with eating a ton of sugar all the time are well established, so if a kid goes over to a friend's house and eats bunch of candy the parents can go "well, that's not great, but it won't kill him to do it once." If the Jewish kid eats shrimp at a birthday party, the parents might be upset about it but there's a clear religious protocol that explains what you're supposed to do in that case and that eating shrimp once doesn't condemn your soul to Gehenna.

But vegan literature ascribes essentially every disease under the sun to eating animal products, so letting your child eat a non-vegan diet might as well be feeding him deadly poison. you don't know if this one time he eats meatloaf is the time that gives him colon cancer or leaky gut syndrome or autism.

Fitzy Fitz
May 14, 2005




I take my shoes off on long flights and there's nothing you can do to stop me

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

Power Khan posted:

I(F30) divorced my ex Husband (M36) because of my MIL(F60s) and suddenly he wants back in

Today he picked up my daughter for a day trip and when they came back my daughter was asking if i loved my boyfriend more than her .


unforgivable

spookykid
Apr 28, 2006

I am an awkward fellow
after all
Please no not a veganism discussion

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

Godspeed, post
Fun Shoe

hawowanlawow posted:

unforgivable

I wonder if a judge will alter visitation agreements if one parent is demonstrably trying to manipulate the kid.

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

Miserable Maid posted:

Whoa! This is interesting, thanks for the link! It's crazy how the power of makeup can completely change "unchangeable" things like basic face shape and the like

I think a lot of people don't often think about how much real, skilled artistic work goes into porn movies. Like, maybe some of those performers are doing their own makeup, but I would bet that not all of them are, and either way it takes somebody who knows what they're doing to transform the way somebody's face looks so totally like that. And then when you're done putting in all that effort, you say, "okay, now take the product of my work and rub it on an rear end".

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Oct 12, 2010

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charity rereg posted:

So I did some digging and the OP lives in or near Qatar, which... makes the entire thing make a lot more sense, but also more confusing because of the genders. No idea why she did not think to mention this.

Oh, well then, what the gently caress

The Iron Rose
May 12, 2012

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:

Sagebrush posted:

Because there's no actual dietary basis behind veganism so the people who adhere to it are unable to name any realistic effects of violating the diet. That means they're free to imagine the worst case scenario every time.

Like, the health problems associated with eating a ton of sugar all the time are well established, so if a kid goes over to a friend's house and eats bunch of candy the parents can go "well, that's not great, but it won't kill him to do it once." If the Jewish kid eats shrimp at a birthday party, the parents might be upset about it but there's a clear religious protocol that explains what you're supposed to do in that case and that eating shrimp once doesn't condemn your soul to Gehenna.

But vegan literature ascribes essentially every disease under the sun to eating animal products, so letting your child eat a non-vegan diet might as well be feeding him deadly poison. you don't know if this one time he eats meatloaf is the time that gives him colon cancer or leaky gut syndrome or autism.

Or they just think it's a moral thing same as any other religious dietary restriction. I'm not even vegetarian but the vegan hate is just insane to me. I'd be mad at the parents too for flagrantly disrespecting their dietary choices.

Kid's 13. So long as he's eating healthy - which it's entirely possible to do! - he can eat what his parents give him. I'd bet a good $20 his diet is healthier than Ms. meatloaf and buttered corn's kids.

Like I wouldn't narc on him for sneaking a burger here but meatloaf is the worst meat and veganism is way preferable to having taste that terrible.

bamhand
Apr 15, 2010
Kid is 13, let him eat what he wants. He says he already eats meat at school, what's one more extra meal with meat going to do?

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

Miserable Maid posted:

Whoa! This is interesting, thanks for the link! It's crazy how the power of makeup can completely change "unchangeable" things like basic face shape and the like

Its basically 3 main things

- cover blemishes and even out skin tone
- lip stick/gloss to emphasize lips
- excessive eye makeup

Wanting your GF to do this for sex is a total rear end in a top hat move. I really doubt he's planning to put on concealer and foundation to cover up his blemishes either.

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

DemoneeHo posted:

AITA for feeding my sons vegan friend meat?


13 years is old enough for a kid to make dietary choices, so OP aint an rear end in a top hat for that.

But for the love of god, learn to cook vegetables for your own family's sake

quote:

all I ever make for vegetable sides is buttered corn, brocolli and cheese, brown sugar carrots, or mixed veggies.

You are you disgusting bag of trash. Learn to loving cook.

Jesus Christ "all I can make are sugar and butter veggies" what the gently caress. I don't even care about the rest.

Fatkraken
Jun 23, 2005

Fun-time is over.
Kid ain't vegan. So, y'know, :shrug:

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


oh boy, veganchat

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

DemoneeHo posted:

AITA for feeding my sons vegan friend meat?


I'd say no. A 13 year old is doing what he wants anyway.

I'd say the parents are just upset because they're realizing they failed to inculcate their religious beliefs on their kid and anger towards the OP is just projecting.

cash crab posted:

oh boy, veganchat

Argh!

spacetoaster fucked around with this message at 17:04 on Aug 21, 2019

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
I had a girlfriend that loved putting on mascara and maybe eyeliner before sex because she loved the way it looked as it ran down her face between the sweat and tears. She'd even ask me to take a picture afterwards. I enjoyed it, but I never would have thought to ask for it and I wouldn't with anyone else.

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe
Those are some sad veggies

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Admiral Ray posted:

You are you disgusting bag of trash. Learn to loving cook.

Jesus Christ "all I can make are sugar and butter veggies" what the gently caress. I don't even care about the rest.

How are "brown sugar carrots" even a loving thing?

Let's take something healthy and roll it in loving sugar.

:discourse:

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

quote:

Some indicators I missed but make sense now are that he enjoys sex in front of the fire place, loves the smell of smoke, and owns a flamethrower

Lmao

Mr. Fall Down Terror
Jan 24, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Megillah Gorilla posted:

How are "brown sugar carrots" even a loving thing?

Let's take something healthy and roll it in loving sugar.

:discourse:

its just glazed carrots which is a fine side for a special dinner but if you have to coat carrots in sugar to choke them down then yeah you have a problem. carrots are sweet enough on their own if you have a healthy diet. there's tons of folks out there who can't break out of the idea of a meal being a pound of meat and a pound of carbs with maybe some ranch-slathered leaves for denial's sake. and if you're lazy, steaming vegetables is so cheap and easy that microwaving a frozen meal is somehow more work

Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!

Pope Corky the IX posted:

I had a girlfriend that loved putting on mascara and maybe eyeliner before sex because she loved the way it looked as it ran down her face between the sweat and tears. She'd even ask me to take a picture afterwards. I enjoyed it, but I never would have thought to ask for it and I wouldn't with anyone else.

The uh... tears?

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Grape posted:

The uh... tears?

Yeah, tears. Whats the confusion?



Its like y'all lookin at me as if you don't catch your poo poo in your hand when you take a dump or something..

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?

Grape posted:

The uh... tears?

You can't possibly tell me you've never heard of good crying during sex.

But then again, look where we are.

ParserGirl
Jun 3, 2005

Megillah Gorilla posted:

How are "brown sugar carrots" even a loving thing?

Let's take something healthy and roll it in loving sugar.

:discourse:


Carrots have so much sugar that they're basically already candy.

bus hustler
Mar 14, 2019

The 13 year old kid is 100% the rear end in a top hat in that story. He eats meat at school and knows enough to conceal it from his parents, but he instantly narcs on the thread poster? Come on, you hosed everything up now. You had another place you could go to get sneakily fed corn as a side to other corn products. You know this dad would buy whatever garbage you want for sleepovers too.

kid's gotta learn about when to slow play a hand

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood

Grape posted:

The uh... tears?

Some folks like gagging during deepthroating and tears are a common side-effect of that. If folks cough enough they can produce tears. Dunno why.

Personally I don't even request oral anymore cuz the only folks who can handle all of my business are naga-kin and snakefolks with detatchable jaws, and even then they end up mostly a translucent fleshy sheath stretched over an impossibly large, rage-hard testament to the horrors of genital science.

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
One of my favorite vegetables is broccoli!

*immediately covers it in six ounces of butter and cheese*

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Oct 12, 2010

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Pope Corky the IX posted:

I had a girlfriend that loved putting on mascara and maybe eyeliner before sex because she loved the way it looked as it ran down her face between the sweat and tears. She'd even ask me to take a picture afterwards. I enjoyed it, but I never would have thought to ask for it and I wouldn't with anyone else.

Wow congrats on the weird sex

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

charity rereg posted:

The 13 year old kid is 100% the rear end in a top hat in that story. He eats meat at school and knows enough to conceal it from his parents, but he instantly narcs on the thread poster? Come on, you hosed everything up now. You had another place you could go to get sneakily fed corn as a side to other corn products. You know this dad would buy whatever garbage you want for sleepovers too.

kid's gotta learn about when to slow play a hand

13 year olds are generally horrible assholes who you can not trust.

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe
You can just cook vegetables in the oven w various fats and spices as needed it takes like 2 seconds and then waiting

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Slowpoke Rodriguez
Jun 20, 2009

pentyne posted:

Its basically 3 main things

- cover blemishes and even out skin tone
- lip stick/gloss to emphasize lips
- excessive eye makeup

Wanting your GF to do this for sex is a total rear end in a top hat move. I really doubt he's planning to put on concealer and foundation to cover up his blemishes either.

Have the girlfriend do both their makeup before sex.

Oh, and just call Greg Craig and underpronounce the "C"

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