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A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:
OK, I'll concede the r->h thing.

Jose posted:

Wasn't basically everyone calling for immediate enactment of article 50 not just Corbyn?
He seduced them with his Brexual magnetism.

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Pochoclo
Feb 4, 2008

No...
Clapping Larry
I mean it’s like saying that the murder of Franz Ferdinand is what caused WW1 except even dumber

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

Pesky Splinter posted:

It's missing that very, very, big step of David Cameron, high off the scent of his own farts from the result of the Scottish referendum, started the Brexit ball rolling, entirely independent of Corbyn's ascent to the Labour leadership, in an attempt to resolve a longstanding Tory party issue.

This is a very fun thing to think about, given the scottish indyref a) ended up much closer than the polling indicated at the start and b) absolutely did not kill the support for independence and its presence as an issue in Scottish politics, and mainly strengthened it

There could be a number of reasons for this, e.g. the inherent appeal of change vs. the boring politicians you love to hate telling you everything is fine, actually, or the abysmal quality of the No campaign due to nobody believing they actually had to take it seriously until the last minute, etc etc, but I'm really not sure anyone learned from any of them come the brexit vote

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

October 14th:

Downing 10 police reports no disturbances

October 15th:

Downing 10 Police reports no disturbances, Glory to the Proletariat

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

Jealous Cow posted:

Again, dumb American here, but this is some galaxy brain poo poo right?

Alright since you keep coming back I'm gonna bite: what's with your avatar and title? Are you a landlord?

Because I notice we keep politely helping you but if it turns out you're a landlord we might call for your beheading instead.

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Pochoclo posted:

I mean it’s like saying that the murder of Franz Ferdinand is what caused WW1 except even dumber
Wilhelm Stift caused WW1 by investing in the company that build the car Franz Ferdinand rode in on his final day.

ronya
Nov 8, 2010

I'm the normal one.

You hate ridden fucks will regret your words when you eventually grow up.

Peace.

Oh dear me posted:

Corbyn said something like 'article 50 will have to be invoked now'. It's FBPE spin to insist he meant 'immediately' rather than 'now that this has happened', so nsturally ronya repeats it every time Corbyn's position on Brexit is mentioned.

it is Corbyn's own defence that he misspoke and should have phrased it better. This puts his face on BBC News the same evening in the wall-to-wall post-referendum coverage with Corbyn Demands A50 Immediately

instead of issuing a correction immediately, of course he instead tells Dimbleby this a month later. His office never issues a press statement. Do you really buy that?

don't get me wrong here, it wasn't self-evidently questionable to triangulate in 2016. Forecasts back then were that Cameron's successor would not invoke it for a long time, that Leadsom was an idiot extremist for wanting to do so and hence why May needed to be coronated, and frankly it's the opposition leader's job to needle the sitting govt anyway and so some license to move with the tide must be allowed for. It was a gamble that might have paid off if CON had to live with having Farage gnaw on their flanks whilst LAB gets to play to both sides of the gallery

but, as we know, the City wing of the Tories turned out not to be in charge after all...

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

October 14th:

Downing 10 police reports no disturbances

October 15th:

Downing 10 Police reports no disturbances, Glory to the Proletariat

Which reminds me, anyone looking for a Papers Please-type game that isn't just a direct ripoff of Papers Please (looking at you, Not Tonight) with an interesting commentary on the press, check out The Westport Independent - it's a bit short but for four quid who's complaining?

The setup is you're the editor of a newspaper who has to rewrite stories to boost support for either the government or the rebels, with the threat of arrest if you're too pro-rebel, and also keep the circulation of your paper up depending on the sentiment of the readers (which you can of course influence). Hilariously a lot of the negative Steam reviews seem to think that the fact it's easy to beat by going full pro-Government is somehow a mistake rather than the entire loving point.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

So what happens to the torys that have been kicked out of tjr party? Is there a good article or wiki to understand this part of the process?

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

A Buttery Pastry posted:

Wilhelm Stift caused WW1 by investing in the company that build the car Franz Ferdinand rode in on his final day.

I like to think the Butterfly Effect requires a butterfly to be part of the explanation (like in that pratchett puzzle game discussed not long ago).

For any given event (after butterflies evolved) there must be a butterfly at some point in history which, if the butterfly did something differently, would have altered the event beyond recognition. Obviously many such butterflies exist for any event but there must be a last one, a final butterfly who possessed the last chance to alter that event (the event's butterfly), and a window of time between that chance and the event occurring (the event's butterfly window).

So in the case of WW1's butterfly we'd have to find the butterfly nearest to the Latin Bridge at the time of Franz Ferdinand's assassination, which decided not to fly at full speed to get into Gavrilo's eye distracting him at the last second to cause him to miss.

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE

WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

So what happens to the torys that have been kicked out of tjr party? Is there a good article or wiki to understand this part of the process?

They stay on as independent MPs (or join another party) until the next election where they can choose to stand for election again, but not as a tory.

As some of them are in safe tory seats where the voters will always vote for the candidate in blue they may look to stand in a different constituency.

Oh dear me
Aug 14, 2012

I have burned numerous saucepans, sometimes right through the metal

ronya posted:

His office never issues a press statement. Do you really buy that?

Yes, Labour has been carefully ambiguous in an effort not to alienate its Leave voters the whole time. And this is completely different from your constant insistence that Corbyn unambiguously demanded that Article 50 should be immediately invoked.

Slashrat
Jun 6, 2011

YOSPOS

JeremoudCorbynejad posted:

I like to think the Butterfly Effect requires a butterfly to be part of the explanation (like in that pratchett puzzle game discussed not long ago).

For any given event (after butterflies evolved) there must be a butterfly at some point in history which, if the butterfly did something differently, would have altered the event beyond recognition. Obviously many such butterflies exist for any event but there must be a last one, a final butterfly who possessed the last chance to alter that event (the event's butterfly), and a window of time between that chance and the event occurring (the event's butterfly window).

So in the case of WW1's butterfly we'd have to find the butterfly nearest to the Latin Bridge at the time of Franz Ferdinand's assassination, which decided not to fly at full speed to get into Gavrilo's eye distracting him at the last second to cause him to miss.

Look, all the butterflies had already worked their rear end off to foil all the other assassination attempts that day. You can only ask so much of them!

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

JeremoudCorbynejad posted:

I like to think the Butterfly Effect requires a butterfly to be part of the explanation (like in that pratchett puzzle game discussed not long ago).
There was no Butterfly Effect. WW1 was a direct and immediately apparent outcome of Willy's decision to invest in cars. Just like the parliamentary fight will lead directly to Corbyn's Far Left Brexit Holocaust.

xtothez
Jan 4, 2004


College Slice

WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

So what happens to the torys that have been kicked out of tjr party? Is there a good article or wiki to understand this part of the process?

I assume no media outlet has yet identified and translated the right chapter of the Necronomicon which deals with the finer points of Tory membership rules. However they're all out until allowed back in, which isn't likely under the current double act in charge.

Personally i think that in a post-Boris party we'll see a prospective leader seeking to return people like Clarke, Soames, etc as peers so they can be seen as a compromise candidate. Of course it's open for debate if that happens with the current Conservative party, the Provisional Conservative party, or possible Dissident Conservative party

ronya
Nov 8, 2010

I'm the normal one.

You hate ridden fucks will regret your words when you eventually grow up.

Peace.

Oh dear me posted:

Yes, Labour has been carefully ambiguous in an effort not to alienate its Leave voters the whole time. And this is completely different from your constant insistence that Corbyn unambiguously demanded that Article 50 should be immediately invoked.

the Six Tests period of Corbyn-endorsed ambiguity only began the next year - at the time Benn was still Shadow Foreign Sec and openly briefing against the leader. Ambiguity took the form of letting Benn remain Shadow Foreign Sec

I don't think Corbyn would have issued any correction if not for the failed "chicken coup"

Marmaduke!
May 19, 2009

Why would it do that!?

Apraxin posted:


Oh ok, still can't think what this drunken brawl that could have led to Brexit might be tho-



:shepicide:

That's it! To stop brexit we must make a time machine, and go back and kill Corbyn! It's the only way.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
By everyone I mean like didn't umunna and all the rest call for it to be invoked?

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!
https://twitter.com/DUPleader/status/1170111587325218816

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
extremely cursed

Cerv
Sep 14, 2004

This is a silly post with little news value.

Jose posted:

By everyone I mean like didn't umunna and all the rest call for it to be invoked?

backpedaling faster than Corbyn did on “invoke now” :P

back in 2016 Umunna was anti second referendum & said leaving the single market was a price worth paying to end freedom of movement (how times change lol), but don’t recall he ever called for a quicker / immediate invocation.

Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007

At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

thespaceinvader
Mar 30, 2011

The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!

This doesn't seem to appear in her feed?

Oh dear me
Aug 14, 2012

I have burned numerous saucepans, sometimes right through the metal

ronya posted:

I don't think Corbyn would have issued any correction if not for the failed "chicken coup"

I don't think Corbyn should have issued a correction, since as we see it did not stop people like you insisting an ambiguous statement was not ambiguous at all.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Cerv posted:

backpedaling faster than Corbyn did on “invoke now” :P

back in 2016 Umunna was anti second referendum & said leaving the single market was a price worth paying to end freedom of movement (how times change lol), but don’t recall he ever called for a quicker / immediate invocation.

I may be misremembering it with stuff like this https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-latest-news-donald-trump-labour-mps-yvette-cooper-article-50-a7537171.html

ronya
Nov 8, 2010

I'm the normal one.

You hate ridden fucks will regret your words when you eventually grow up.

Peace.

Oh dear me posted:

I don't think Corbyn should have issued a correction, since as we see it did not stop people like you insisting an ambiguous statement was not ambiguous at all.

it was exactly 7/10s on the guosity scale

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
for how much liberals love her its truly impressive how bad yvette coopers instincts are

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
lol at everything about this

https://twitter.com/ianbirrell/status/1170591787297255424

Cerv
Sep 14, 2004

This is a silly post with little news value.

thespaceinvader posted:

This doesn't seem to appear in her feed?

photoshopper's hosed up the 9 in 2019

I can tell by some of the pixels

thespaceinvader
Mar 30, 2011

The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!

Cerv posted:

photoshopper's hosed up the 9 in 2019

I can tell by some of the pixels

I'm both pleased that I thoguht to check before commenting, and horrified that I thought for a moment it could be entirely real in this political climate.

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

:swoon: I can't get enough of are Dan :swoon:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBmuIHfFWdM

Because I love wading into poo poo arguments, here's the Corbyn interview from the morning after the vote. Going by inflection he absolutely does mean "now" in the ASAP sense, but specifically so negotiations could begin. Plus it was at half 7 in the morning, so he spoke bloody well considering.

Purple Prince
Aug 20, 2011

Sunday Times really upping the ante on this one.

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
Welp
https://twitter.com/AFP/status/1170617619793219585?s=19

UnlimitedSpessmans
Jul 31, 2015
Guess we're gona die after all

madey
Sep 17, 2007

I saved the Olympics singlehandedly

HJB posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBmuIHfFWdM

Because I love wading into poo poo arguments, here's the Corbyn interview from the morning after the vote. Going by inflection he absolutely does mean "now" in the ASAP sense, but specifically so negotiations could begin. Plus it was at half 7 in the morning, so he spoke bloody well considering.

I always figured he meant Cameron said he would do it so he should.

ronya
Nov 8, 2010

I'm the normal one.

You hate ridden fucks will regret your words when you eventually grow up.

Peace.
I'm enjoying the degree to which Cummings is finding that he is no more immune to leaks than any previous advisors

he is a fierce critic of the Westminster mode of thought without considering any reasons why it might exist - his working theory is always "everyone else is stupid, cowardly, greedy, or all three"

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
Uber liberal macron has no desire to see a corbyn led government renegotiate brexit, he prefers the idea of a hard brexit

DiscoWitch
Oct 16, 2009

uwu
Hope France is ready for an influx of british refugees

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

ronya posted:

I'm enjoying the degree to which Cummings is finding that he is no more immune to leaks than any previous advisors

he is a fierce critic of the Westminster mode of thought without considering any reasons why it might exist - his working theory is always "everyone else is stupid, cowardly, greedy, or all three"

Well considering who he spends all his time with I'm not surprised he's gotten that impression.


Lmao, I click this to see if there's any more details and instead there's a 2 minute porno video as the 8th comment. Sounds about right really.

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Angry Lobster
May 16, 2011

Served with honor
and some clarified butter.
France taking the chance to gently caress over the UK? Big surprise.

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