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Cute-ish title, but as for the actual story... My (20f) boyfriend (21M) of one and a half years bit me after I accidentally sneezed in his face. quote:Carter and I have been dating now for about a year and 6 months. Most of the time we are really great together. We handle all our fights in a very calm manner and we rarley yell. I've never felt threatened physically and he's never raised his hand at me in any way either.
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# ? Sep 24, 2019 08:00 |
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How can I (31M) be a better gift-giver? My wife (29F) is upset with me yet again.quote:My wife and I took that five love languages quiz a while ago and hers is gifts.Which makes sense because she always gets me thoughtful stuff. But I always seem to strike out. I will admit a lot of the time I don’t think about the gift giving occasion until it’s too late and I have to scramble, but this year I didn’t do that.
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# ? Sep 24, 2019 08:08 |
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for changing my boyfriends shower gel to a more ‘masculine’ one? YTA for having an issue because the smell isn't "masculine" enough, which is toxic as gently caress. Clearly the issue isn't really that he just smells bad because she bought him loving AXE and thus clearly has no sense of smell or taste anyway
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# ? Sep 24, 2019 08:16 |
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I use my wife's cotton candy shower foam on my penis. I feel good Gifts are an act of aggression.
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# ? Sep 24, 2019 08:20 |
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MarcusSA posted:Something plugged into the wall shouldn’t be able to kill a cat. My lawnmower is capable of killing cats just fine, thank you
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# ? Sep 24, 2019 08:30 |
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Smirking_Serpent posted:INFO: In regards to her "stealing the wedding plans" - She proposed to her boyfriend the day after we announced our engagement. She was my maid of honour so I let her in on all my plans. She bought an identical dress to mine (although mine is in cream while hers is in ivory) and she bought it after she helped me pick mine out. The flowers are white and rainbow roses, which is an inside joke my future wife and I have had since our first date and my sister and her future husband think they "look nice", and also chose this after we did. She also got the same venue as me, the same cake, the same centerpieces, the same colour scheme, the same caterer with the same menu and a few other things. We're twins and she loves pushing the twin thing, but I just want a bit more separation now we're older. We planned to get married mid December, so this would only be moving it up a couple months, and Sis is getting married mid November, so any later and it would clash with her wedding, but if we postponed our original wedding, we'd be talking pushing it back a year. It's not just to get married first, but if we can just have the flowers without looking like we're copying, then we'll be satisfied, because as her groom is homophobic, we feel that having our flowers after they had them would taint it. BRB sending my brother a thank-you note for feeling as icky about leaning into the twin thing as I do. We don't intentionally try to be different, but we get along a lot better now that we're living in different states with different lives instead of everyone telling the same stupid jokes and treating us as interchangable.
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# ? Sep 24, 2019 09:18 |
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teen witch posted:I went to a HS like that. My principal was caught cheating on his wife with not ONLY the head of the English department, but also a parent of a student. The principal came to my district after something similar happened in his previous one, apparently. One night the cops get a call about a woman running half naked down the road. They pick her up and find her car down the road on fire. She claims to have been abducted by a man in her home who murdered her husband. They drive to the house find her children tied up and her husband on the floor murdered. They untie the kids and the kids are like 'holy poo poo mommy came in with a ski mask on and shot daddy and tied us up'. They confront the woman she runs upstairs grabs a gun and kills herself. She was an english teacher at the school I used to go to. She was having an affair with the coach and tried to stage a murder of her husband (as far as anyone can tell the coach had nothing to do with her plan). She just did it very badly. Said coach somehow didn't get fired or quit but even later went on to become the princple. I don't remember the the woman teacher but he was my coach in PE class and my history teacher. Another story: BEFORE I went to school we had a teacher shoot another teacher in the leg because he walked in on his wife (yet a third teacher) having sex with him. He actually did quit and opened a photo studio where if a highschool student went to him he'd give them a T-Shirt saying 'I was shot by Mr Larson'. They were still popular when I went to Highschool a few years later but they were banned in the actual school. Edit: Just for detail Mr Larson fired one shot deliberately into the ceiling and one shot into the guys leg. I forget what he was charged with but he did dodge attempted murder because of where he aimed. Another beloved coach was fired because he was getting drunk with his students. There were huge protests about it until he came in and did a big speech about knock it off. I bet he nearly dodged criminal charges there were vague rumors of him doing drugs with students as well. In short my highschool was a constant cesspool of teachers having affairs and occasionally shooting people. There's actually quite a few more stories but I'm pretty sure people will just think I'm making poo poo up if I keep going. Plus not really the thread for it I guess.
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# ? Sep 24, 2019 09:51 |
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That's every school. Anywhere.
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# ? Sep 24, 2019 09:56 |
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Darkhold posted:Ok I'm going to tell a story about my hometown but be warned there is murder/suicide in it. I swear all the details are true as far as I know them. The affairs thing is pretty much standard for that line of work. Shootings only where guns are super available
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# ? Sep 24, 2019 09:57 |
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Darkhold posted:Ok I'm going to tell a story about my hometown but be warned there is murder/suicide in it. I swear all the details are true as far as I know them. Real tempted to make a “hosed up things from grade school” thread because holy gently caress
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# ? Sep 24, 2019 10:04 |
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teen witch posted:Real tempted to make a “hosed up things from grade school” thread because holy gently caress yes give me more bookmark fodder.
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# ? Sep 24, 2019 10:07 |
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In Grade 3 through 4 we had TWO teachers named Ms. Seimen and Ms. Seimens respectively. The astounding part is that I never heard anyone make a crack about their names, even once They were pretty heartless bitches though, so maybe everyone was too scared to, at least in earshot.
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# ? Sep 24, 2019 10:49 |
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Smirking_Serpent posted:WIBTA for throwing a surprise wedding? I love the straight sister stealing the gay sister's gay themed floral arrangement for a marriage to a homophobe.
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# ? Sep 24, 2019 10:59 |
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teen witch posted:Real tempted to make a “hosed up things from grade school” thread because holy gently caress honestly that's a great idea for a thread, do it
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# ? Sep 24, 2019 11:00 |
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teen witch posted:Real tempted to make a “hosed up things from grade school” thread because holy gently caress I had a Spanish teacher pull a chef's knife out of her drawer, stab it into her desk and declare 'I'm off my medication and could cut every one of you faggots' throats without the slightest regret'. She left the knife there and spent the rest of the period sipping on vodka in a Sonic cup and every time someone made a peep, she would gesture towards the knife. Unfortunately that happened in 9th grade so that wouldn't qualify for the hosed up grade school thread.
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# ? Sep 24, 2019 11:01 |
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the only hosed up thing that happened at my school was when the colorguard teacher would get drunk and go to his ex’s house begging for their attention. think he was arrested for a DUI. I guess there was also the alcoholic pedo choir teacher.
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# ? Sep 24, 2019 11:46 |
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DemoneeHo posted:AITA for cancelling my leaving meal due to low attendance, only to find it was a ruse to surprise me with high attendance, cancelled anyway Lol if they're mad about you ruining your surprise, I guess the party isn't for you, is it? Reminds me when I found out my entirely Christian co-workers wanted to celebrate a Jewish holiday for my sake. They didn't ask me if I was observant or how I wanted to celebrate it, they just wanted to do "something nice" without any input from me because the holiday wasn't about me, it was making themselves feel good about being liberals
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# ? Sep 24, 2019 12:17 |
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My chemistry teacher distilled red wine in class and drank it right there. It wasn't just a shot. He also ate a candle.
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# ? Sep 24, 2019 12:29 |
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Another depressing thread brought to you by teen witch https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3899514
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# ? Sep 24, 2019 12:30 |
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My (28F) Girlfriend wants to name our first kid, a name her and her pass partner agreed together. I (28M) Disagree. My (28F) girlfriend and I(28M) have been together for about 2 years and last night we talked about having kids. Before I go any further here’s some background information. When My girlfriend was 18, she had a relationship before me that lasted for about 7 years and the guy she was with passed away from pancreatic cancer. From what I was told about him from her and her family members, he was a really great guy. About 2 years later she was able to let him go and move on with her life and that’s when she met me. She always told me that I reminded her about her ex that passed away and was one of the reasons why she dated me. Our relationship is getting pretty serious and I’m gonna propose to her because I love her very much. However, not to long ago I brought up about having kids, and she told me that she wants to name our first kid a name her and her pass partner agreed upon when they planned to have kids, she said that it will be a promise she wants to keep when her pass lover told her before he passed away, a way of remembering him because he was scared to be forgotten forever. She said our other kids can be name what we decide together. I disagreed because it’s gonna be our kids, and she got upset and told me that that if I won’t allow her to name our 1st kid what her and her pass lover agreed upon, that she won’t have kids with me. I don’t know what to do or say because if she names our first kid what her and her pass partner decided, then it feels like it will be a kid they were suppose to have and not ours.
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# ? Sep 24, 2019 12:30 |
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Power Khan posted:My chemistry teacher distilled red wine in class and drank it right there. It wasn't just a shot. He also ate a candle. We did fermentation and distillation in the 9th grade Chemistry. We drank that experiment.
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# ? Sep 24, 2019 12:31 |
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Power Khan posted:My (28F) Girlfriend wants to name our first kid, a name her and her pass partner agreed together. I (28M) Disagree. i thought this was some weird cuck thing at first in a way, it still sort of is
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# ? Sep 24, 2019 12:34 |
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Business Gorillas posted:Lol if they're mad about you ruining your surprise, I guess the party isn't for you, is it? Yeah but that was one crazy Yom Kippur.
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# ? Sep 24, 2019 12:37 |
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Whorelord posted:i thought this was some weird cuck thing at first This motherfucker needs to learn past tense.
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# ? Sep 24, 2019 13:15 |
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Sierra Nevadan posted:Just get married at the courthouse, and then throw the kegger in your backyard. I've been to a wedding like this. It was probably one of the best weddings I've ever been to.
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# ? Sep 24, 2019 13:17 |
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https://twitter.com/skizdi/status/1176199688095244288?s=19
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# ? Sep 24, 2019 13:31 |
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Power Khan posted:AITA for coming into work grossly sick, and not avoiding spreading my germs, because I don't get sick days? I worked at a place that didn’t give sick days. They lost waaay more time when that had someone come in with norovirus. 180 people out of 200 were out for at least two days. A years worth of lost time because one person couldn’t take paid sick time.
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# ? Sep 24, 2019 13:46 |
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Ugly In The Morning posted:I worked at a place that didn’t give sick days. They lost waaay more time when that had someone come in with norovirus. 180 people out of 200 were out for at least two days. A years worth of lost time because one person couldn’t take paid sick time. Working as intended, poor people suffered and the cruelty is the point
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# ? Sep 24, 2019 13:48 |
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if your bosses treat sick time as leisure time then they deserve to have the entire office get laid low repeatedly by waves of illness it's a different story if you work with children or in foodservice though. but if it's a plumbing supply company? gently caress em
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# ? Sep 24, 2019 13:49 |
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This is why you should refresh before posting, topics move on! Sorry y’all and thank you for the new thread teen witch.
DreamingofRoses fucked around with this message at 14:28 on Sep 24, 2019 |
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DeadMansSuspenders posted:Cute-ish title, but as for the actual story... ah, the classic 'you do the work for me' resolution CountryMatters posted:YTA for having an issue because the smell isn't "masculine" enough, which is toxic as gently caress. Clearly the issue isn't really that he just smells bad because she bought him loving AXE and thus clearly has no sense of smell or taste anyway normally I'd agree with you, but have you smelled Snow Fairy? poo poo is disgusting. It's bubblegum and vanilla scented. as in, bazooka joe pink bubblegum scent, with this cloying candy vanilla piled on top. it's awful. You're correct her taste is equally as poo poo tho, replacing it with AXE, woof. And her whole tactic of trying to play innocent, like 'dude i wasn't hiding it from you, i was just putting it out of sight and putting another soap in the shower ~as an option~' is loving bullshit. she knew what she was doing. StrangersInTheNight fucked around with this message at 14:26 on Sep 24, 2019 |
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AITA for loudly telling off a guy for repeatedly farting in a quiet study area?quote:I'm a college student and commute about 40 minutes to school, so instead of going home during my breaks I find somewhere to just sit down and chill out. Today I was able to get a spot in this little study room, which has like 10 recliner type chairs around the perimeter of the room.
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# ? Sep 24, 2019 14:47 |
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DeadMansSuspenders posted:Cute-ish title, but as for the actual story... This makes more sense if her boyfriend is a dog.
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# ? Sep 24, 2019 15:46 |
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The story in and of itself isn't humorous, but the comment by the OP... I [23F] want to leave my [24M] childish fiancè quote:On mobile, sorry. First time posting here. Just really at a loss and if I've missed any details I'm sorry, I'll happily answer questions in the comments. quote:I am in AUS. We have legal aid here and I have already thought about needing a custody arrangement as his parents are a worry, even though they are 2000 miles away. Thank you very much though!
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# ? Sep 24, 2019 15:51 |
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quote:
The comments are a lot of “maybe you should have shut up so you could get away with it as well” and “EQUALITY”
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# ? Sep 24, 2019 15:51 |
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teen witch posted:The comments are a lot of “maybe you should have shut up so you could get away with it as well” and “EQUALITY” As usual, dress code stories are just a bunch of children pretending to be adults.
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# ? Sep 24, 2019 15:57 |
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How to ruin things for everyone.txt.
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# ? Sep 24, 2019 15:57 |
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Sierra Nevadan posted:Just get married at the courthouse, and then throw the kegger in your backyard. This is what we did, courthouse with our parents and one of our best friends and his husband, then invited all our closest friends over to our house to get drunk and eat cake. I don't regret a thing.
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# ? Sep 24, 2019 16:02 |
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My boss called a woman into his office to check her pants as he thought they were jeans. They were not. It's a good way to let everybody know you're a petty tyrant.
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# ? Sep 24, 2019 16:03 |
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Q. Fiancé worried my genes will affect his son’s “package:” quote:I have recently become engaged to my longtime boyfriend. Whenever the topic of children came up, he would insist he only wanted girls because his siblings were all brothers so another male in the family would be boring. Last week, however, he forwarded me an email from his brother (also his best man) with some information I needed for wedding planning, but the email was part of a much larger running conversation. I was mortified when I read his real reason for not wanting a son is that my “Asian genes” would mean his son would have a “small package!” My brother was bullied by jocks using this idiotic stereotype in high school so I was incredibly angered, but I haven’t said anything about what I read yet. He has begun asking why I am so distant lately, but I have no idea how to confront him!
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