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- FutonForensic
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whoa lol
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Nov 27, 2019 02:09
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- Korean Boomhauer
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click the quote and read the thread to see more pics
this whole thread owns
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Nov 30, 2019 07:00
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- Dick Bastardly
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Muttley is SKYNET!!!
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when weed was illegal
dealer: try this strain, its called "Cartel Mule poo poo" because it was grown by mexican cartels and its covered in the poo poo of the drug mules they use to bring it into the country. the poo poo is what gets you hosed up its less than 1% thc. dont worry though its not physically addictive, its only psychologically addictive, it cant kill you, only make you schizophrenic. its all ive got, if you dont want this, i've got some oregano for ya, ether way once you buy it i'm going to bust you because i'm a cop.
me: chill
now that weed is legal
marijuana sommelier: weve got sixty strains you can choose among, from Marlboro Green to Marlboro Green Ultra. the one you want is mostly going to depend on what kind of high you want to get and what vape you have, because they put a chip in the weed so you can only use it with a Licensed Vape. the chip is what gets you hosed up, and when you smoke it it goes in your blood and you become the property of the company. this strain is called Sackler Gold and its physically, sexually, environmentally, psychologically, and digitally addictive. its nine trillion percent thc. the only way to come down from the high is to murder someone and eat their eyeballs but dont worry, thats exactly what you'll want to do once you smoke it. if you don't like this, too bad because i'm a cop amd if you don't buy it i have to shoot you or they send me to cop jail.
me: not chill
Awesome winter sig by Symbolic, love it!
Lovely sig by the masterful Matoi Ryuko, thanks!
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Dec 7, 2019 06:42
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- Slush Garbo
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FALSE SLACK
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WHAT DO YOU CALL SIX BILLION HUMANS AT THE BOTTOM OF A VAT OF STASIS FLUID, THEIR LIFE ENERGY BEING SIPHONED TO FUEL US WHILE THEIR MINDS LIVE, SUFFER, AND DIE INSIDE A SIMULATED REALITY? A START. THANK YOU, I WILL BE HERE ALL TERACYCLE.
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Dec 7, 2019 11:01
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- PHIZ KALIFA
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#mood
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plz baby come back and pimp my car
crimes
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Dec 9, 2019 00:54
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- the unabonger
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Dec 9, 2019 18:11
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- The Klowner
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by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Dec 10, 2019 04:50
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- cda
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by Hand Knit
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Dec 11, 2019 18:38
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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anyone ever lie awake at night wondering if BYOB will be gone in the morning, and also that a blue whale's penis is heavy enough to crush a person to death? is that weird, to be anxious over the loss offer an extremely niche message board, and to think about a blue whale's penis pressing down on me, ensconcing me in an all-consuming embrace, until it overwhelms me as the last thing i ever experience? maybe im alone on this
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Dec 13, 2019 18:19
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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I mean if you want to simulate a blue whale's penis crushing you to death you can get a few weighted blankets.
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Dec 13, 2019 23:25
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- The Klowner
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by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Dec 14, 2019 00:50
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- cda
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by Hand Knit
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each day come matins I arise and with open hand thrust a tome upon the nightstand. 'tis the aeneid and I forthwith commence a pantomime of the maneuvers of the hero, aeneas.
i like this post because it took me until the very last word for it to dawn on me what was happening
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Dec 17, 2019 05:00
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- DOPE FIEND KILLA G
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i like this post because it took me until the very last word for it to dawn on me what was happening
holy loving poo poo that's good
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Dec 17, 2019 05:08
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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i like this post because it took me until the very last word for it to dawn on me what was happening
holy loving poo poo that's good
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Dec 17, 2019 05:46
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Dec 17, 2019 17:48
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- cda
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by Hand Knit
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me: wow that was some amazing stuff at the seance. girl you freaky wit dat ectoplasm. let's do that again.
me: havent heard from u but still wow we had a moment didn't we. tag me back yo?
me: not sure this ouija board workin, it's been three weeks. girl what plane of existence u on?
me: just watched that old movie with the clay pottery scene, gave me a mood, come on girl let's make a pitcher
me: it's our anniversary lol, went to the graveyard and got drunk, didnt see u but thats ok
me: u up
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Dec 18, 2019 02:49
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- Korean Boomhauer
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Yule cowards don't even smoke noel
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Dec 21, 2019 18:37
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- Chevy Slyme
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We're Gonna Run.
We're Gonna Crawl.
Kick Down Every Wall.
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This is from the Mandalorian thread in TVIV but it doesn’t spoil anything and you don’t even have to care about Star War to appreciate the absolute brilliance of this video clip edit:
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Dec 21, 2019 21:04
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- Chevy Slyme
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We're Gonna Run.
We're Gonna Crawl.
Kick Down Every Wall.
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oops my bad
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Dec 22, 2019 22:17
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- Chevy Slyme
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We're Gonna Run.
We're Gonna Crawl.
Kick Down Every Wall.
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*onan runs out of his cave, waving his hands excitedly at the other tribespeople*
"guys, GUYS!! you'll never believe what ive just discovered!!"
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Dec 23, 2019 02:46
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- cda
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by Hand Knit
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lol
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Dec 23, 2019 03:12
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- Macnult
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short stories of how things were invented:
lil Jon's interior decorator: "would you like me to put the painting of you next to the window, or next to the wall?"
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Dec 25, 2019 16:08
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- cda
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by Hand Knit
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Dec 26, 2019 22:08
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- cda
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- Slush Garbo
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FALSE SLACK
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