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thx lol
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Krankenstyle posted:link? Took a bit but I found the original thread he refers to too https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3486446&userid=212380#post439424526
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# ? Dec 12, 2019 20:43 |
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fool_of_sound posted:be gay do organized crime
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# ? Dec 13, 2019 18:32 |
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RECRUIT 👏 MORE 👏 GAY 👏 GANGSTERS 👏
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# ? Dec 13, 2019 19:14 |
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Gayngsters
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# ? Dec 13, 2019 19:31 |
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Lobok posted:Gayngsters This is what JoJo part 5 is about
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# ? Dec 13, 2019 19:37 |
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VanSandman posted:This is what JoJo part 5 is about GayngStars*
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# ? Dec 13, 2019 20:03 |
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Pick posted:The secret of my gun is that my grandma insisted but I wasn't comfortable with it, so instead of not have a gun, she got me a taser and said it was important for me to have that until I learn to use the gun. She has now passed and I have a taser, and also my uncle misunderstood what she wanted to have happen so he also bought me a stun gun. They're all in the gun safe because I do not know how to properly use any of these things. Ghost Leviathan posted:Attach them all together The MUMPSorceress posted:Most pits aren't like that. Just the ones bred for and by psychos like the one being discussed. Every pit I've ever known is an obsessive cuddler and great jogging buddy but not much good for murder.
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# ? Dec 14, 2019 00:29 |
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Dias posted:In a sense, Andre the Giant was the biggest racist in wrestling anyway.
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# ? Dec 14, 2019 00:31 |
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thanks for collecting them here, it is a mitzvah
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# ? Dec 14, 2019 00:35 |
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*entire restaurant is gunned down* GAYNGSTER: *blows smoke from barrel of gun* Byeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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# ? Dec 14, 2019 01:03 |
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:Byeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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# ? Dec 14, 2019 03:30 |
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It's like the last scene in Die Hard except John McClane is on copious amounts of Adderall
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# ? Dec 14, 2019 06:09 |
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hungry for crepes n poo poo posted:the last thing your grandmother's dining table fake fruit display sees
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# ? Dec 14, 2019 08:35 |
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Uranium posted:This sham trial is the sort of thing youd find in a banana republic, Id know,
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# ? Dec 14, 2019 10:01 |
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Can I make a request? I think it was posted on these forums, can't remember if was original from SA or not, but it was an obituary of a deep south Congressman or maybe even a judge that called him a horrible lich and various things like that.
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# ? Dec 14, 2019 15:20 |
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I want to say that might have been Hunter Thompson's obit of Jesse Helms... Found this on Google, not vouching for the site, it was the first result. Not Hunter probably. https://thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=588874
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# ? Dec 14, 2019 15:25 |
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Yeah, Hunter. His Nixon eulogy/obituary whatever you wanna call it is accurate as well as it is prescient quote:MEMO FROM THE NATIONAL AFFAIRS DESK Carthag Tuek has a new favorite as of 15:32 on Dec 14, 2019 |
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i think it is a good thing, for him, that Hunter is dead. i think it would kill him to see the world now, and he lived in a very lovely world. i think it would kill me to see him alive, it would be uncomfortable to look at each other in that situation. yall welcome to try enjoying this with me but: a warning, we're lazy danish secularists and our winter solstice is called Jul/Yule, so dont expect "merry christmas" except from drunkards or actual christians
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# ? Dec 14, 2019 15:43 |
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Krankenstyle posted:i think it is a good thing, for him, that Hunter is dead. i think it would kill him to see the world now, and he lived in a very lovely world. i think it would kill me to see him alive, it would be uncomfortable to look at each other in that situation.
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# ? Dec 14, 2019 16:17 |
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Uptime Sinclair posted:I think Jul/Yule one day find your peace, but not at this fast food drive thru, kranko fair enough, i appreciate it and still: do have a good yule.
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# ? Dec 14, 2019 16:53 |
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Krankenstyle posted:fair enough, i appreciate it
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# ? Dec 14, 2019 17:18 |
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Duodecimal posted:I want to say that might have been Hunter Thompson's obit of Jesse Helms... I'm pretty sure that's an LF original
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# ? Dec 14, 2019 17:42 |
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Detective No. 27 posted:How am I supposed to enjoy Vietnam music without hearing Wario crashing his helicopter and dying in a last stand?
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# ? Dec 14, 2019 18:58 |
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haveblue posted:I'm pretty sure that's an LF original It is, and it also steals from Bill Hicks.
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# ? Dec 14, 2019 19:09 |
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Duodecimal posted:I want to say that might have been Hunter Thompson's obit of Jesse Helms... Thank you, this is exactly it. Wanted to show this to my friend.
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# ? Dec 14, 2019 19:23 |
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Krankenstyle posted:i think it is a good thing, for him, that Hunter is dead. i think it would kill him to see the world now, and he lived in a very lovely world. i think it would kill me to see him alive, it would be uncomfortable to look at each other in that situation.
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# ? Dec 14, 2019 19:43 |
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My favorite Hunter Thompson thing is that he convinced people that a Democratic candidate was high on a made up plant that he said hunters in Africa would chew while lying in the bush for days on end. Also his made up schedule which included taking LSD twice a day. Which was a sort of in-joke nod to drug users, because your body builds up a short term tolerance to LSD fairly quickly. Doing it two days in a row has extremely diminished effects.
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# ? Dec 14, 2019 20:38 |
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cumshitter posted:My favorite Hunter Thompson thing is that he convinced people that a Democratic candidate was high on a made up plant that he said hunters in Africa would chew while lying in the bush for days on end. everything builds tolerance, though sometimes its purely in your head. even salt or sugar will dampen your taste after a while so you need more next time
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Nucular Carmul posted:Thank you, this is exactly it. Wanted to show this to my friend. It is an SA quote, and there was a 2nd one done later (maybe by a different person) about Strom Thurmond's death that had a similar style.
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D-Pad posted:It is an SA quote, and there was a 2nd one done later (maybe by a different person) about Strom Thurmond's death that had a similar style. It was about Jesse Helms, and was by autopsy-turvy. I found it offsite, weirdly: quote:This week the shriveled husk of million term United States Senator and malevolent lich Jesse Helms was sealed in a bleak crypt deep beneath the sands of his native Stygia, North Carolina. Flowers placed on his grave by grieving shitheads withered and died within seconds. Kenning has a new favorite as of 22:13 on Dec 14, 2019 |
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# ? Dec 14, 2019 22:10 |
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Krankenstyle posted:i think it is a good thing, for him, that Hunter is dead. i think it would kill him to see the world now, and he lived in a very lovely world.
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Kenning posted:It was about Jesse Helms, and was by autopsy-turvy. I found it offsite, weirdly: No, I am saying there is a 2nd in a similar style to the one you just posted. There was also a 3rd done in a similar style about shutting down MitchBot (Romney) after he lost 2012.
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# ? Dec 15, 2019 00:45 |
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The amazing part is the first 3 posts happen in the span of 21 minutes. Pick posts "I have a gun and two tasers" at 23:37, Ghost Leviathan posts "Attach them all together" at 23:38, and Pick gathers her armament, attaches them, and takes a picture and posts the picture at 23:58. Then The MUMPSorceress posts "Pits are not murder machines" at 1:17 and Pick photoshops and posts the fully armed and operational Pitty murder machine at 1:23. ALL OF THAT HAPPENED IN LESS THAN TWO HOURS I read this thread first and am now working through the SA Greatest Saga thread that had understandably grown to "ugh, I'll catch up later" size, only to see this go down in 2 pages and two hours. isn't good enough
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# ? Dec 15, 2019 01:43 |
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fauna posted:i think this exact thing about leonard cohen every single day I've said it about Carlin and to a lesser extent vonnegut
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# ? Dec 15, 2019 02:23 |
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I think Carlin would have caught brain worms. His stuff near the end was just an extended "old man yells at cloud" moment, and he had a lot of hidden bigotry. The man was a genius, but I'm so, so glad he's dead.
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Milo and POTUS posted:I've said it about Carlin and to a lesser extent vonnegut robin williams too i would have adored to hear him mocking proud boys and chuds but i fear today's situation would have made whatever he had going on even worse
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# ? Dec 15, 2019 03:55 |
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On the flip side of things, I'm pissed that Christopher Hitchens is dead and Kissinger is not. The obituary Hitchens would have written would have been vicious.
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# ? Dec 15, 2019 03:58 |
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The War Queer posted:On the flip side of things, I'm pissed that Christopher Hitchens is dead and Kissinger is not. hitchens was evangelical atheist numero uno, just look to richard dawkins's terrible twitter to see what a living hitchens would be like
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The War Queer posted:On the flip side of things, I'm pissed that Christopher Hitchens is dead and Kissinger is not. The bar of "would prefer you dead over Kissinger" is a very hard one to pass.
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