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I could not be less surprised by the length of that post after the nice guy intro, woof.
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"As a nice guy, I..." *Reserves second post in case OP hits character limit.*
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Jan 9, 2020 22:22
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I don't think these nice guys are very nice at all!
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Jan 9, 2020 22:26
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Who are all these dudes who apparently never got told to wash they rear end??
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Jan 9, 2020 22:29
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Xenocides posted:A Nice Guy Succeeds!!!!! And it goes about as well as you would expect: First of all, you're 20. Go work on yourself and have some fun, instead of speedrunning a dead marriage. Secondly, your girlfriend's sexual desire has likely been nuked from orbit by that cocktail of medications on top of a pre-existing hormonal issue. Please continue to bathe and wash your clothes for everyone's sake, but cleaning up and losing weight isn't going to fix your problems, if she's unwilling to sort her meds out. Those types of meds can mess with your sexual function in ways you wouldn't expect.
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Jan 9, 2020 22:29
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That whole story reminds me of the thing about nice guys just trying to put in kindness coins into the machine until sex falls out, except this time, the sex got stuck on the lid of one of those cup noodle things on the bottom row. Now there's a tremendous fat man rocking the machine back and forth screaming "WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME!"
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Jan 9, 2020 22:30
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Ugly In The Morning posted:That whole story reminds me of the thing about nice guys just trying to put in kindness coins into the machine until sex falls out, except this time, the sex got stuck on the lid of one of those cup noodle things on the bottom row. Now there's a tremendous fat man rocking the machine back and forth screaming "WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME!" lmao this is actually an A+ analogy
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Jan 9, 2020 22:31
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Clitch posted:First of all, you're 20. Go work on yourself and have some fun, instead of speedrunning a dead marriage. Sorting out those meds won't do anything about him being a stinky and dirty obese guy. Women don't generally find that sexy.
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Jan 9, 2020 22:32
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I (20f) have become friends with my stepmom (25f) rather than seeing her as a parent. My dad (41m) is upset about that.quote:My dad is in his early 40s and his new wife is in her mid 20s. I'm a college student living at home.
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Jan 9, 2020 22:35
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LOL I mean the age difference there between dad and the new "stepmom" plus him getting pissy about this means the dad is 100% an rear end in a top hat and the OP should just ignore anything that dickhead says he's just mad because he doesn't get to use his new young wife as a full-time live-in maid and childrearer because she's made some friends
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Jan 9, 2020 22:40
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The fact that he expects his kid to control what his wife does says a lot about the situation too.
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Jan 9, 2020 22:42
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she shouldn't be smoking/drinking if she's breastfeeding, but endless lmao at trying to pressure your college age daughter to stop partying with your college age wife because you want the mid 20s mom to settle down and act like she's in her 40s asap
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Jan 9, 2020 22:43
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Daughter should go even further, make the relationship sexual
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Jan 9, 2020 22:45
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luxury handset posted:she shouldn't be smoking/drinking if she's breastfeeding, but endless lmao at trying to pressure your college age daughter to stop partying with your college age wife because you want the mid 20s mom to settle down and act like she's in her 40s asap
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Jan 9, 2020 22:47
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Licarn posted:I (20f) have become friends with my stepmom (25f) rather than seeing her as a parent. My dad (41m) is upset about that. Too bad about this one. Daughter might have been able to prevent all this if she'd been involved sooner. Now the kid is already born so welp, ya'll hosed up good luck with that.
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Jan 9, 2020 22:56
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Ugly In The Morning posted:That whole story reminds me of the thing about nice guys just trying to put in kindness coins into the machine until sex falls out, except this time, the sex got stuck on the lid of one of those cup noodle things on the bottom row. Now there's a tremendous fat man rocking the machine back and forth screaming "WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME!" And after the first time sex came out, he slammed that coin return and never looked back.
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Jan 9, 2020 22:57
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McSpanky posted:Daughter should go even further, make the relationship sexual stepmom should leave creepy father for daughter and they can raise their daughter/step-daughter+half-sister together
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Jan 9, 2020 23:06
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Chomp8645 posted:Too bad about this one. Daughter might have been able to prevent all this if she'd been involved sooner. Now the kid is already born so welp, ya'll hosed up good luck with that. It sounds like the kid was the reason there's a relationship in the first place (ugh) so there may have not ever been a soon enough to prevent it. They hosed up big time for sure though
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Jan 9, 2020 23:15
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help, i've knocked up a co-ed and she won't spend her saturday evenings feeding me soup and driving me in my minivan to go buy orthopedic shoes at the outlet mall! i've convinced her to marry me, and i need to make her regret this decision as soon as possible. i've got relationships with two children riding on this. advice?
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datajugend posted:Its off to the lasagna factory for you grandma SOYLENT LASAGNA IS GRRAANNDDMMMAAA 
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Ugly In The Morning posted:That whole story reminds me of the thing about nice guys just trying to put in kindness coins into the machine until sex falls out, except this time, the sex got stuck on the lid of one of those cup noodle things on the bottom row. Now there's a tremendous fat man rocking the machine back and forth screaming "WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME!"  
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Xenocides posted:“Stop using those crutches! It makes you less of a man.” it was one little mistake, christ. are you gonna keep throwing this in my face for the rest of my life?? mind the walrus posted:I have never heard of a deviated septum inhibiting smell. Nah I have one, and my sense of smell is better than anyone I know. Not saying it's impossible but I've never noticed any effect on my sense of smell luxury handset posted:this guy sleeps 2/3 of the day and she has to convince him to sleep in a bed? where does he sleep then, in the laundry? On the couch, which I get the feeling he is rapidly becoming too large to leave. Just a fat lazy piece of poo poo who is constantly chainsmoking inside, setting fire to things, snoring, stuffing his face, whining about his girlfriend who works and does everything for him whenever she leaves the couch while he's sleeping, etc. What a catch.
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Leon Einstein posted:Sorting out those meds won't do anything about him being a stinky and dirty obese guy. Women don't generally find that sexy. I keep my posts short in this thread on purpose, and you still can't get all the way through one before mashing reply to toss in your reheated take.
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My girlfriend went vegan and started doing more exercise for me but it didn't work so well after all.quote:I (23 M) I grew up in a vegan family with a big passion for fit life, and now I keep it even if I no longer live with my parents.
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Jan 10, 2020 00:51
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Lucrece posted:My girlfriend went vegan and started doing more exercise for me but it didn't work so well after all. Feed her bits of yourself. Its ethical meat if its willing.
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Jan 10, 2020 00:55
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Vegan diet doesn't make you lose weight, calorie deficit does. Just eat more 
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QuarkJets posted:They were clearly both assholes, I agree with all of that. So what's your problem? The implication I got from the post was that he "deserved" it. You know?
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Lucrece posted:My girlfriend went vegan and started doing more exercise for me but it didn't work so well after all. Wondering if the "decision" for her to become a vegan was really as simple and hassle free as he portrayed it here. Because here it seems like she suggested it and was fully willing, but from the shame he's feeling it seems more likely that he guilted her into it somehow
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Jan 10, 2020 01:19
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Rent-A-Cop posted:Who are all these dudes who apparently never got told to wash they rear end?? Not my son, that's for sure. When I gave my son the bees & the bees talk I was very explicit about anal hygiene.
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Lucrece posted:My girlfriend went vegan and started doing more exercise for me but it didn't work so well after all. Eat the vegan boyfriend.
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cumshitter posted:Not my son, that's for sure. When I gave my son the bees & the bees talk I was very explicit about anal hygiene. oh put a cork in it!
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Xenocides posted:A Nice Guy Succeeds!!!!! And it goes about as well as you would expect: That's not what's killing you lol
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Play posted:Wondering if the "decision" for her to become a vegan was really as simple and hassle free as he portrayed it here. Because here it seems like she suggested it and was fully willing, but from the shame he's feeling it seems more likely that he guilted her into it somehow quote:she said that for me she would go vegan and do more exercise.
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Peaceful Anarchy posted:She gave him an inch and he took everything. This is like me and my ex wife but in reverse.
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Jan 10, 2020 01:42
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Idk a guy who sleeps 17 hours a day and has no job but also fucks sounds like some kind of an achievement
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Colonel Cancer posted:Idk a guy who sleeps 17 hours a day and has no job but also fucks sounds like some kind of an achievement Reminds me of that guy who had no specific duties but just got paid forever
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sephiRoth IRA posted:Reminds me of that guy who had no specific duties but just got paid forever The entire Canadian senate?
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Ugly In The Morning posted:That whole story reminds me of the thing about nice guys just trying to put in kindness coins into the machine until sex falls out, except this time, the sex got stuck on the lid of one of those cup noodle things on the bottom row. Now there's a tremendous fat man rocking the machine back and forth screaming "WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME!" Beautiful. Licarn posted:stepmom should leave creepy father for daughter and they can raise their daughter/step-daughter+half-sister together Probably easier just to say which one is the biological mom and leave it at that to avoid very awkward conversations. Or just lean into it and when asked start with: “Well, first she was my mom but then we hooked up when she divorced my dad.”
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