Pastry of the Year posted:

Pastry of the Year posted:

treat yourself to a trip through the UNIVERSAL SEMEN SALES 2020 SIRE DIRECTORY:

http://www.universalsemensales.com/sites/default/files/pages/attachments/2020%20FOR%20WEB.pdf

Pastry of the Year posted:

Pastry of the Year posted:

JacquelineDempsey posted:

Psssh, yeah, but what's his scrotal circumference? And are his feet impeccably structured?

DandyLion posted:

This can't be real. Help, call the fire dept.

I can't stop laughing at that quote.

EorayMel posted:

The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite (or Request): Listmakers Anonymous > Funny Forums Quotes: His progeny have a good look and are loaded with production.

Doc Hawkins posted:

some businesses benefit from a bit of levity. like that trash company in new orleans (and i bet many other places) who print "our business is garbage...but it's picking up!" on every wheelie bin.

Doc Hawkins posted:

some businesses benefit from a bit of levity. like that trash company in new orleans (and i bet many other places) who print "our business is garbage...but it's picking up!" on every wheelie bin.

Doc Hawkins posted:

some businesses benefit from a bit of levity. like that trash company in new orleans (and i bet many other places) who print "our business is garbage...but it's picking up!" on every wheelie bin.

JacquelineDempsey posted:

Septic tank pumping companies are great for this. A local one has "Our #1 Priority is Your #2" on their trucks.

Kith posted:

please explain why goony flirting belongs in the osha thread

Azhais posted:

Dating goons is a biohazard and nobody here is wearing appropriate PPE

JacquelineDempsey posted:

Septic tank pumping companies are great for this. A local one has "Our #1 Priority is Your #2" on their trucks.

Peanut Butler posted:

shoplifting rules and you should do it if you think you can get away with it, im peanut butler and i approve this message

I have a friend who hasn't paid for shoes in years because he just goes into Target, tries on shoes, leaves his old ones in the box. He says he does it for two reasons: 1) he's a single dad of two and works at a call center, and, 2) it's extremely funny

anyway he got taken in a couple months ago, and has to pay a fine and do an ethics class. The ethics class is like 80% videos, hosted by a priest according to the chiron, and they don't really care about phone usage so he decided to look the guy up on google- turns out the priest was caught molesting children in like 2004; the videos were made in 2010, and he's like "*this* is the guy trying to teach me ethics??"

he told the guy running the class about it, and dude was pissed, saying "damnit I spent $400 on these videos"

JacquelineDempsey posted:

Septic tank pumping companies are great for this. A local one has "Our #1 Priority is Your #2" on their trucks.

tangy yet delightful posted:

mods didn't know

Krankenstyle posted:

quote:

I have a friend who hasn't paid for shoes in years because he just goes into Target, tries on shoes, leaves his old ones in the box.

Jestery posted:

I was at a language class for my L2 and the difference between ephebephilla and peodophillia came up

It was rather weird to come across that organically

DandyLion posted:

The humorous approach should really be the norm rather than the exception. I think it resonates with a lot more people.

Skyl3lazer posted:

How long will it take to count the results? 2 days
Will Bloomberg get delegates? Yes
Total caucus-goer casualties: 500 dead
Total caucus staff: 3000 dead
Total campaign staff casualties: 15 dead
Will the Bernie army regulars hold the lines? No
Will the Klob Mob fight to the end? No
Will chem/bio weapons be used on first time caucusers?: Yes
Will Warren launch attacks on the Bros? Yes
Will Bernie launch attacks on Israel? No
-If yes; will Isreal retaliate harshly? Yes
Will Biden sacrifice Super Tuesday (gas/nuke it)? No
Will the casino workers make a grab for independence? Yes
Will Steyer do anything silly like try for land? Yes
Will Trump burn the oil fields? Yes
How long will the national guard be occupying Nevada? ~15 years
Will the Nevada caucus catalyze increased terrorism in America?No
In the long run, will this primary be good or bad for the world? Good

Subjunctive posted:

It would be unironically amazing if Bloomberg got enough write-in votes to claim a delegate. I would love to see the DNC deal with that.

Hardon Crime posted:

I remember reading Anthony's attempt at an erotic work, it was pretty


The thing that stuck with me is the description of penetration, something to the effect of "it was like a man shouting in a great hall"

Burt Sexual posted:

This is gross. Please stop.

Platystemon posted:

That’s not what I expected the man to shout.

Sapozhnik posted:

caucuses don't work that way

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

snergle posted:

what about lich. is it like lick or litch i say like because of michael and lichen

gently caress you its litch ill die on this stupid hill

Mr. Fix It posted:

How dare you even put the "lick" pronunciation in my head. I will hunt down your phylacteries you stupid lich

Phy posted:

I keep telling you people I don't have any lacteries

JacquelineDempsey posted:

Septic tank pumping companies are great for this. A local one has "Our #1 Priority is Your #2" on their trucks.

Doc Hawkins posted:

i am prepared for this derail

the "i" in lich is pronounced as in lick, but the "ch" is pronounced as in "chutzpah"

Inceltown posted:

It's pronounced exactly the same as "like". It's just another adorable homo phone

Outrail posted:

Actually it's pronounced 'Ly'tch'

Duodecimal posted:

My high school computer lab teacher pronounced it "leach".

Krankenstyle posted:

did u play d&d with him