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This can't be real. Help, call the fire dept. I can't stop laughing at that quote.
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Pastry of the Year posted:treat yourself to a trip through the UNIVERSAL SEMEN SALES 2020 SIRE DIRECTORY: Three exclamation marks in a slogan. A clear sign of an unhinged lunatic.
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Look at this absolute unit.
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# ? Feb 21, 2020 20:00 |
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Psssh, yeah, but what's his scrotal circumference? And are his feet impeccably structured?
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# ? Feb 21, 2020 20:18 |
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Jaqueline, please don't post my photo in this thread. it was sent to you in confidence.
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# ? Feb 21, 2020 20:22 |
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JacquelineDempsey posted:Psssh, yeah, but what's his scrotal circumference? And are his feet impeccably structured? i've never been described as having an attractive muscle pattern and adequate length
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# ? Feb 21, 2020 20:23 |
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The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite (or Request): Listmakers Anonymous > Funny Forums Quotes: He has impeccable foot structure
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# ? Feb 21, 2020 20:24 |
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DandyLion posted:This can't be real. Help, call the fire dept. some businesses benefit from a bit of levity. like that trash company in new orleans (and i bet many other places) who print "our business is garbage...but it's picking up!" on every wheelie bin.
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EorayMel posted:The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite (or Request): Listmakers Anonymous > Funny Forums Quotes: His progeny have a good look and are loaded with production. FTFY
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Doc Hawkins posted:some businesses benefit from a bit of levity. like that trash company in new orleans (and i bet many other places) who print "our business is garbage...but it's picking up!" on every wheelie bin. Got a genuine smile out of me, that's great.
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Doc Hawkins posted:some businesses benefit from a bit of levity. like that trash company in new orleans (and i bet many other places) who print "our business is garbage...but it's picking up!" on every wheelie bin. The humorous approach should really be the norm rather than the exception. I think it resonates with a lot more people.
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Doc Hawkins posted:some businesses benefit from a bit of levity. like that trash company in new orleans (and i bet many other places) who print "our business is garbage...but it's picking up!" on every wheelie bin. Septic tank pumping companies are great for this. A local one has "Our #1 Priority is Your #2" on their trucks.
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JacquelineDempsey posted:Septic tank pumping companies are great for this. A local one has "Our #1 Priority is Your #2" on their trucks. A Finnish portapotty firm hides behind the seemingly innocuous normal Finnish man's name 'Pasi Kuikka'. Finnish puns often involve switching front syllables of words, and 'kusipaikka' is a blunt way of saying 'Place to take a piss in'. I smile every time.
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Kith posted:please explain why goony flirting belongs in the osha thread Azhais posted:Dating goons is a biohazard and nobody here is wearing appropriate PPE
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JacquelineDempsey posted:Septic tank pumping companies are great for this. A local one has "Our #1 Priority is Your #2" on their trucks.
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Peanut Butler posted:shoplifting rules and you should do it if you think you can get away with it, im peanut butler and i approve this message
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# ? Feb 22, 2020 01:48 |
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JacquelineDempsey posted:Septic tank pumping companies are great for this. A local one has "Our #1 Priority is Your #2" on their trucks. Portable toilet companies are almost universally reliable for either fun company names or slogans. Urine Luck!
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"our customers love to poo poo on our products"
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# ? Feb 22, 2020 02:51 |
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tangy yet delightful posted:mods didn't know first time for everything.
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There is a british themed plumbing company and their slogan is "The British are plumbing! The British are plumbing!" The business name is Union Jack and they have a Paul Revere logo. ...This is in Texas. The owner is not British either.
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Krankenstyle posted:
I was in Kmart the other day and saw some staff wheeling a busted-rear end baby stroller off the floor, some family had wandered in and swapped their baby out of that one into a brand new one and just walked out with it
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# ? Feb 22, 2020 08:08 |
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Jestery posted:I was at a language class for my L2 and the difference between ephebephilla and peodophillia came up
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DandyLion posted:The humorous approach should really be the norm rather than the exception. I think it resonates with a lot more people. Counterpoint: The entirety of brand Twitter, advertising
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# ? Feb 22, 2020 08:41 |
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Skyl3lazer posted:How long will it take to count the results? 2 days
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# ? Feb 22, 2020 14:11 |
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It would be unironically amazing if Bloomberg got enough write-in votes to claim a delegate. I would love to see the DNC deal with that.
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# ? Feb 22, 2020 14:26 |
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Subjunctive posted:It would be unironically amazing if Bloomberg got enough write-in votes to claim a delegate. I would love to see the DNC deal with that. caucuses don't work that way
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Hardon Crime posted:I remember reading Anthony's attempt at an erotic work, it was pretty Burt Sexual posted:This is gross. Please stop. Platystemon posted:Thats not what I expected the man to shout.
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Sapozhnik posted:caucuses don't work that way Source: nobody really knows how caucuses work so both points are valid. Schrodinger's caucus.
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snergle posted:what about lich. is it like lick or litch i say like because of michael and lichen Mr. Fix It posted:How dare you even put the "lick" pronunciation in my head. I will hunt down your phylacteries you stupid lich Phy posted:I keep telling you people I don't have any lacteries
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# ? Feb 22, 2020 19:52 |
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i am prepared for this derail the "i" in lich is pronounced as in lick, but the "ch" is pronounced as in "chutzpah"
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JacquelineDempsey posted:Septic tank pumping companies are great for this. A local one has "Our #1 Priority is Your #2" on their trucks. A local plumbing place basically has the Ghostbusters logo with a smiling log of poo poo instead of a shocked ghost and claims it's "home of the turdbuster"
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# ? Feb 22, 2020 20:47 |
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Doc Hawkins posted:i am prepared for this derail It's pronounced exactly the same as "like". It's just another adorable homo phone
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It's Germanic and means corpse.
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Inceltown posted:It's pronounced exactly the same as "like". It's just another adorable homo phone Do deux doo-doo do
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# ? Feb 22, 2020 21:11 |
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My high school computer lab teacher pronounced it "leach".
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# ? Feb 22, 2020 21:20 |
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Actually it's pronounced 'Ly'tch'
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Outrail posted:Actually it's pronounced 'Ly'tch' ???
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Duodecimal posted:My high school computer lab teacher pronounced it "leach". did u play d&d with him
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Krankenstyle posted:did u play d&d with him Her, and no. I think we were setting up a hitpoint counter example or something to demonstrate loops or some other code pattern. It was a QBasic class in mid-90s Florida.
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