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Mokelumne Trekka
Nov 22, 2015

Soon.

TODD BONZALEZ posted:

When studying archaeology, the bronze age collapses, Greek dark age etc were super interesting and I always wondered about those bits not represented in the material record and how things went down. You can learn a lot from material evidence but are limited by what survives, the preservation conditions, having to interpret with no emic context etc. Not gonna lie the part of me trained for this is just agog at getting to live through this (provided I continue to live lol)

When this thread is discovered by intelligent insectoids one hundred million years from now, they will marvel at how a clan of maniacs predicted collapse of the American Empire and cackled until death

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Harton
Jun 13, 2001

Rynn posted:

My chonker just tells me to keep it down while working so he can finish his 3 hour nap in the sun



So cute!

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

everyone needs to stop all of this irrational panic over a cold so i can go back to making sexist remarks towards my applebees server before deliberately shorting the check $2

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Spoondick posted:

everyone needs to stop all of this irrational panic over a cold so i can go back to making sexist remarks towards my applebees server before deliberately shorting the check $2

America

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

NofrikinfuN posted:

not understanding the sudden wave of layoffs in things like online publications

they can't possibly have enough overhead to justify this, just post lower numbers for a couple months

AFAIK they're all owned by conglomerates. Paste, for example, is owned by Paste Corp, which is owned after a few iterations by a music publishing corporation that's been eating up other companies for years.

They see a little red, and fire everyone, because who cares. It'll help the share price.

deadwing
Mar 5, 2007

https://twitter.com/punished_harvey/status/1246051203013849088?s=19

Woofer
Mar 2, 2020

Rah! posted:

more rich fucks getting insta tested and insta results

meanwhile i have to wait over a week, and im lucky compared to most americans, considering i could get tested at all lol

have you considered just getting rich?

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Taintrunner posted:



it begins...

that's from 2016

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Rah! posted:

more rich fucks getting insta tested and insta results

meanwhile i have to wait over a week, and im lucky compared to most americans, considering i could get tested at all lol

waitr how did you get tested

pancake rabbit
Feb 21, 2011




https://twitter.com/jpscasteras/status/1246153223485956097

TODD BONZALEZ
Jul 3, 2010




Mokelumne Trekka posted:

When this thread is discovered by intelligent insectoids one hundred million years from now, they will marvel at how a clan of maniacs predicted collapse of the American Empire and cackled until death

It owns

Trainee PornStar
Jul 20, 2006

I'm just an inbetweener

TMMadman posted:

and Springfield are the middle of the state and everything south of them is southern Illinois.

It is only because of this thread I discovered Springfield is a real place.

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.

trump gonna get 2 note scotus picks in b4 November

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.

Trainee PornStar posted:

It is only because of this thread I discovered Springfield is a real place.

ya a real lovely place

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

slave to my cravings posted:

trump gonna get 2 note scotus picks in b4 November

shut the gently caress up immediately

Quetzadilla
Jun 6, 2005

A PARTICULARLY GHOULISH SHITPOSTER FOR NEOLIBERLISM AND THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY

Son of Man posted:

Do people not know this? Lol I'm in the chuddiest of states and court is closed until May at the earliest. Tell the land lord to sit & spin

Landlord can still hire pinkertons to kick you out and mulch your stuff which is "super illegal" but again the courts are closed so good luck suing them meanwhile you're out on the street during a pandemic so you have to be REALLY sure of your options if you want to play chicken that way.

Trainee PornStar
Jul 20, 2006

I'm just an inbetweener

slave to my cravings posted:

ya a real lovely place

To be fair, I've only heard of it from the Simpsons & it does look a bit poo poo.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


slave to my cravings posted:

trump gonna get 2 note scotus picks in b4 November

Who else is dead that isn't RBG

AnoHito
May 8, 2014

Trainee PornStar posted:

It is only because of this thread I discovered Springfield is a real place.

It's literally the most common name for a town in America...

LGD
Sep 25, 2004

Mokelumne Trekka posted:

When this thread is discovered by intelligent insectoids one hundred million years from now, they will marvel at how a clan of maniacs predicted collapse of the American Empire and cackled until death

tbh, seems like one of the more understandable reactions to believing you're Cassandra

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!

Trainee PornStar posted:

To be fair, I've only heard of it from the Simpsons & it does look a bit poo poo.

There are a bunch of Springfields in the US which is exactly why Simpsons used that name

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Trainee PornStar posted:

It is only because of this thread I discovered Springfield is a real place.

Did you not learn state capitals in grade school?

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 13 days!

Quetzadilla posted:

Landlord can still hire pinkertons to kick you out and mulch your stuff which is "super illegal" but again the courts are closed so good luck suing them meanwhile you're out on the street during a pandemic so you have to be REALLY sure of your options if you want to play chicken that way.

Spend the trumpbux check on a gun and the pinkertons/landlords will leave you alone.

TODD BONZALEZ
Jul 3, 2010




Just got off the phone with my mum - my brother's wife and their three kids have just had the roni and my brother's wife described it as the sickest she's ever felt. She's a pharmacist so was at risk of getting it. My brother looked after them and was asymptomatic. I gather she was tested due to being NHS staff. All are now fine, no hospital visits required. Very relieved they are OK, and all now have the superpower of being able to do whatever the gently caress they want

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Chris James 2 posted:

Who else is dead that isn't RBG

Thomas May retire

Nothus
Feb 22, 2001

Buglord

Trumps going to get a whole pile of 35 year old Supreme Court justices out of this.

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
22.5k new cases and 750 deaths by mid-afternoon, very reassuring

Son of Man
Jan 29, 2003

by Azathoth

Quetzadilla posted:

Landlord can still hire pinkertons to kick you out and mulch your stuff which is "super illegal" but again the courts are closed so good luck suing them meanwhile you're out on the street during a pandemic so you have to be REALLY sure of your options if you want to play chicken that way.

This is why be they told you be to buy a gun 50 pages ago

Seriously though no one does this (probably since Pinkerton was a thing) for exactly that reason

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1246139221414461441

Tei
Feb 19, 2011


Is hard to adjust with this acceleration of time. It use to be need 1 year for Trump post to turn highly ironic.

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice
In Honolulu the cops aren’t going to be in a rush to evict anyone from this. there is already a moratorium until may which will likely be extended, and then like a month ago a guy who was getting evicted shot and killed two cops and then started his house on fire which ended up burning down the whole neighborhood

that was before any of this poo poo too

empty whippet box
Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Holy loving :trumpop:

Beowulfs_Ghost
Nov 6, 2009

Quetzadilla posted:

Landlord can still hire pinkertons to kick you out and mulch your stuff which is "super illegal" but again the courts are closed so good luck suing them meanwhile you're out on the street during a pandemic so you have to be REALLY sure of your options if you want to play chicken that way.

No doubt the Landlords are poo poo but...

If they evict people, who are they going to get to rent those places right now? Everyone is unemployed and has an eviction on their references.

I imagine the truly vile ones will just sit tight, and then garnish their tenants for back rent and legal fees once the courts open back up.

TODD BONZALEZ
Jul 3, 2010





Just put them all in burlap sacks and distribute them to the ravaged huddling Dutch

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009


ill take a bunch of potatoes please

TODD BONZALEZ
Jul 3, 2010





What a thin skinned spiteful little bitch lol

Harry Potter on Ice
Nov 4, 2006


IF IM NOT BITCHING ABOUT HOW SHITTY MY LIFE IS, REPORT ME FOR MY ACCOUNT HAS BEEN HIJACKED

Beowulfs_Ghost posted:

No doubt the Landlords are poo poo but...

If they evict people, who are they going to get to rent those places right now? Everyone is unemployed and has an eviction on their references.

The other crabs falling down from above them

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Irish people everywhere are salivating without knowing why

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

euphronius posted:

Thomas May retire

Breyer is 81

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Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.

TODD BONZALEZ posted:

Just put them all in burlap sacks and distribute them to the ravaged huddling Dutch

You fool. You absolute rube. You have no idea how the world works.

https://twitter.com/ShaunGalNews/status/1246062515819249666?s=19

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