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cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene
cum

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Woofer
Mar 2, 2020

https://twitter.com/amaramarasingam/status/1246658639785492480?s=21

have you dummies ever considered maybe just talking it out with these people

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

Charlz Guybon posted:

Isn't his organization notorious for just wasting money, or am I thinking of another one?

https://twitter.com/michael_nielsen/status/1246457825720553472

I don't think so but he's not building factories.

He's using existing contract manufacturing services.

Professorjuggalo
Oct 22, 2019

by Cyrano4747
so when she dies in 3 weeks will it be wrong to laugh at that too?

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Woofer posted:

https://twitter.com/amaramarasingam/status/1246658639785492480?s=21

have you dummies ever considered maybe just talking it out with these people

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9oW91Iv8D8&t=9s

Honky Mao
Dec 26, 2012

Professorjuggalo posted:

so when she dies in 3 weeks will it be wrong to laugh at that too?

No just don't laugh at the hundreds she killed

Mistle
Oct 11, 2005

Eckot's comic relief cousin from out of town
Grimey Drawer

"When all you have is a hammer, all the problems look like unsuspecting victims' skulls nails"


Sassy fuckin spit&bite mountain camels to the rescue?

Nature really does find a way

ryanrs posted:

I've been contemplating breaking shelter-in-place to go camping. The places I go aren't real campgrounds, just 4x4 roads in the desert where I can shoot guns and build fires and stuff. On one hand, if I wear gloves when getting gas, is it really a problem? On the other hand, lookit all these dumbasses self-owning, I don't want to be like them.

This would be in BLM land in the Mojave.

By waiting until after all the roni rolls through, your next camping trip might have the exciting surprise of finding a dead body :toot:

Woofer posted:

is it stupid to go to the dentist to get a crown fixed right now?

When the "crack" in your "crack ping" is dental in nature :baduk:

Blarghalt
May 19, 2010

gonna be lit being able to talk about the 2020 Plague to the youngin's in forty years

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
https://twitter.com/GOP/status/1246788432816484359?s=19

This reads like a bad translation of an old Chinese propaganda poster

gh0stpinballa
Mar 5, 2019

president xi bestows aid on failed oligarchic state, plucky governor "junior" cuomo says "only by the loving hand of president xi do we live".

https://twitter.com/NYGovCuomo/status/1246457007214931968?s=19

Yuli Ban
Nov 22, 2016

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facetoucher cat
Dec 20, 2013

by sebmojo

ryanrs posted:

I've been contemplating breaking shelter-in-place to go camping. The places I go aren't real campgrounds, just 4x4 roads in the desert where I can shoot guns and build fires and stuff. On one hand, if I wear gloves when getting gas, is it really a problem? On the other hand, lookit all these dumbasses self-owning, I don't want to be like them.

This would be in BLM land in the Mojave.

I just got back from backcountry camping and only saw 4 people total none of whom got within 8 feet of us before we got past the first river crossing. We already had a full tank of gas tho. Our plans if we needed to get gas was to wipe everything off with a Clorox wipe I've put in a plastic baggie.

We were going to stay 2 nights but actually only stayed 1 because the paranoia from not having cell coverage and not knowing what was going on. FOMO? I don't know what you'd call it, normally I like unplugging time to time. It was absolutely gorgeous tho and I got lots of pictures to soothe my soul

e: mayapple flower or also known as wild mandrake

facetoucher cat has issued a correction as of 14:36 on Apr 5, 2020

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

gh0stpinballa posted:

president xi bestows aid on failed oligarchic state, plucky governor "junior" cuomo says "only by the loving hand of president xi do we live".

https://twitter.com/NYGovCuomo/status/1246457007214931968?s=19

This guy fucks!


cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene
anyway I hope some of you have been drawn closer to people in your life during these lovely times, whether romantic partners or immediate family or even close friends, and I hope its not just relentless doomerist ideation and bloodlust

but i havent been reading this thread at all and I will now resume doing that

Charlz Guybon
Nov 16, 2010

ryanrs posted:

I've been contemplating breaking shelter-in-place to go camping. The places I go aren't real campgrounds, just 4x4 roads in the desert where I can shoot guns and build fires and stuff. On one hand, if I wear gloves when getting gas, is it really a problem? On the other hand, lookit all these dumbasses self-owning, I don't want to be like them.

This would be in BLM land in the Mojave.

That's like the backstory of the guy in a movie/video game who returns home to find it an apocalyptic wasteland.

Der Meister
May 12, 2001


same

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
just like my videogame

gh0stpinballa
Mar 5, 2019

etalian posted:

This guy fucks!




president xi is all that stands between the US and barbarism. show that man the respect he deserves. your pedophile gods are frail and weak. the contagion has exposed them as liars. president xi can redeem you, but you must bend the knee.

Der Meister
May 12, 2001


there is absolutely no way this continues into 2021

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
i wonder if medical school being prohibitively expensive and standards in the US giving us the "best doctors in the world" are also partly responsible for our currently strained medical system :thunk:

or is this a hot take

Deceptive Thinker
Oct 5, 2005

I'll rip out your optics!

Lmao

Manky Tungeon
Jun 11, 2018

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://twitter.com/cherijacobus/status/1246476902765862914?s=21

we’re gonna build a wall, and New York’s gonna pay for it!

Honj Steak
May 31, 2013

Hi there.

cargo cult posted:

anyway I hope some of you have been drawn closer to people in your life during these lovely times, whether romantic partners or immediate family or even close friends, and I hope its not just relentless doomerist ideation and bloodlust

but i havent been reading this thread at all and I will now resume doing that

Just went outside town into the woods and spotted a Hermelin!

Do u have coroni?
/
https://gfycat.com/conscioustameenglishsetter

Nodelphi
Jan 30, 2004

We are all quite capable of believing in anything as long as it's improbable.

Ham Wrangler

I wish my ppe was that robust. So update: we have 2 vents left, in fact we have 8 hospital beds left. Things are definitely picking up and this week and next promises to be pretty bad.

We seem to be about 10-12 days ahead of most of the rest of the country. There’s a deceptive lull where cases and overall hospital census drops. It lasts so long you think it’s all going to be okay. It’s not. Stay vigilant, stay healthy and take care of yourself.

comedyblissoption
Mar 15, 2006

youre supposed to add the china flu deaths to communism

dew worm
Apr 20, 2019


Taintrunner posted:

https://twitter.com/cherijacobus/status/1246476902765862914?s=21

we’re gonna build a wall, and New York’s gonna pay for it!

isn’t NYC nearing it’s peak? it’s the rest of the country that should have locked down already.

Dutchy
Jul 8, 2010
think this might be resolved, thanks for reading, like comment subscribe

Dutchy has issued a correction as of 17:50 on Apr 5, 2020

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

Solarin posted:

*appends .mp4 of dudes dancing with coffin to this post*


https://twitter.com/CallCameron/status/1246538255517904896

limaCAT
Dec 22, 2007

il pistone e male
Slippery Tilde

snoo posted:



haha remember this

Quoting this to find it later

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib

dew worm posted:

isn’t NYC nearing it’s peak? it’s the rest of the country that should have locked down already.

Peak could be a week away or at the end of the month

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Dolphin posted:

i wonder if medical school being prohibitively expensive and standards in the US giving us the "best doctors in the world" are also partly responsible for our currently strained medical system :thunk:

or is this a hot take

This is one of the ways the AMA limits the number of doctors; all the old boomers and what not want to keep their salaries up. None of them retire, none of them ever go away. Every hospital is run by a small group of 65 + yo white men who hoard all their favorite shifts and refuse to change anything.

And residents are still effectively getting paid what they got paid in the 1970s. and their residencies are worse because the boomers in charge of them like making them suffer because if they had to do it then so do you.

that's why hospitals are hiring so many mid levels; it's the only way they can keep up with the surging demands.

its just boomers all the way down, ruining everything.

anyway things are awful update

quote:

Rangers defenseman K'Andre Miller was racially abused Friday during a question and answer session on Zoom.


Miller, who was drafted 22nd overall in 2018, inked an entry-level deal with the Rangers three weeks ago and agreed to do a New York Rangers sponsored on-line chat when the horrific comment appeared over and over again as the Zoom chat was hacked. The Rangers and NHL immediately condemned the comments. “We held an online video chat with fans and New York Rangers prospect K’Andre Miller, during which a vile individual hijacked the chat to post racial slurs, which we disabled as soon as possible,’’ the Rangers said on Twitter. “We were incredibly appalled by this behavior, which has no place online, on the ice, or anywhere.” We wish Miller the best of luck in his career and hope that he never has to listen to such stuff again in his life.

comedyblissoption
Mar 15, 2006

Woofer posted:

https://twitter.com/amaramarasingam/status/1246658639785492480?s=21

have you dummies ever considered maybe just talking it out with these people
please do not laugh like ghoulish hyenas if this woman perishes from the roni

she had a family *blows smoke transfiguring into the word corona chan*

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTc1w32Vbeo

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Taintrunner posted:

https://twitter.com/cherijacobus/status/1246476902765862914?s=21

we’re gonna build a wall, and New York’s gonna pay for it!

you can tell the exact week that things got bad enough to affect rich folks quality of life, because they started asking why not kill millions to make this end faster

cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene
hmm this disease seems to be killing people with poor diabetic management and cardiovascular issues disproportionately... time to start stuffing my loving idiot hog face with highly processed red meat

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Squizzle posted:

you can tell the exact week that things got bad enough to affect rich folks quality of life, because they started asking why not kill millions to make this end faster

week of march 16th, the week multiple states shut down and the rich were stripped of their army of millions of servants

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib

cargo cult posted:

hmm this disease seems to be killing people with poor diabetic management and cardiovascular issues disproportionately... time to start stuffing my loving idiot hog face with highly processed red meat

(Its a joke based on some weirdo who got 16 coffees from a filling station)

Woofer
Mar 2, 2020


did they die from communism or with communism?

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Flesh Forge posted:

https://twitter.com/peterbakernyt/status/1246583428839071750

almost all of this is going to just be kept by owners of course

Funny how I just finished listening to Louis Rossman rant about this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByIW_opQwms

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