trying to jack off posted:

its gives bobs post the energy of a small child giving an elaborate story to their parents about how someone broke in and knocked the lamp over while they were just sitting down and quietly watching tv

trying to jack off posted:

its gives bobs post the energy of a small child giving an elaborate story to their parents about how someone broke in and knocked the lamp over while they were just sitting down and quietly watching tv

trying to jack off posted:

its gives bobs post the energy of a small child giving an elaborate story to their parents about how someone broke in and knocked the lamp over while they were just sitting down and quietly watching tv

trying to jack off posted:

its gives bobs post the energy of a small child giving an elaborate story to their parents about how someone broke in and knocked the lamp over while they were just sitting down and quietly watching tv

trying to jack off posted:

you wake up excited with a smile and running down the stairs, it's true, a veritable treasure trove of gaming has been left under the tree. assassins creed valhalla, fifa 21, the last of us part II, watch dogs legion, they're all there! your parents soon come down the stairs hearing the excitement and rub their eyes in disbelief, money was tight this year and they could only afford indie treasures. they look at each other and can only come to the same conclusion, maybe bobs brother is real..

Fungah! posted:

rereading the thread about synthy's brutal beating and found out tht this one in there too: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3840269

Fungah! posted:

rereading the thread about synthy's brutal beating and found out tht this one in there too: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3840269

Wormskull posted:

Honey, you gotta talk poo poo back.

Wormskull posted:

Homey*

extremebuff posted:

they remade yellow with less gameplay and a plastic nsmb art style and are charging 60 dollars for it sir

extremebuff posted:

gonna do a little spiel here cause I talked a lot of poo poo about it in the other thread. my brother bought it so I've been playing

Hizke posted:

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trying to jack off posted:

its insane how much epic content imp zone creates compared to the rest of the internet

trying to jack off posted:

its insane how much epic content imp zone creates compared to the rest of the internet

Hizke posted:

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

this is honestly my favorite typo ever, even better than "butt hanks" classic from AIM when someone would type "but thanks" too quickly.

Hizke posted:

just imagining wormskull with like two-inch long nails doing the sassy head side to side poo poo like oh honey no. lmfao

Arrhythmia posted:

Interesting, I heard it in the key of synthy's beleaguered New Jersey wife.

Hizke posted:

superloosegoose posted:

Can someone link to the duke nukem forever thread where theres a post about a poster upset over duke blowing a dude

klapman posted:

When I was around 5 years old my grandma kept making me play Nethack because it was funny to watch me lose and get pissed off at the controls. After weeks of being owned by my grandma for making really simple mistakes I got really mad. I went down to the shared computer in the middle of the night, opened up Norton DiskDoctor and slowly, painstakingly deleted everything I could on the hard drive. This included my grandma's art which really pissed her off so she made me play adventure games for an hour a day and wouldn't let me do anything else till I beat it. It was some Zork game where all the videos explaining the plot were broken and I remember breaking into some chick's RV and walking off the lot with her underwear which made me die. I loving hated that game

Sir John Feelgood posted:

When I was fifteen I was absent from school a lot, and in one of the science classes the teacher was like "Where's John?" and somebody (I heard) shouted "He's probably playing World of Warcraft!" This teacher emails my guidance counselor going, "Hey, you might want to talk to this kid, I used to be into these types of games, they're bad news, highly addictive." So my guidance counselor brings me in, and he's like a young ex-athlete who all the girls have a crush on, and he goes to me "Are you playing this game?" I say yes. He says how many hours. I hesitate. The real answer is ten, but I don't want him to freak out, so I say: three. He stares at me blankly and then starts blinking and clutching his head and freaking out, and to this day I wonder what it would've done to him if I'd said ten.

Pablo Nergigante posted:

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