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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:Got it. Pudding means dessert except when it doesn't. Not my fault my mom liked to gently caress foreign guys! Do you have any idea how mixed up my spelling gets??
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Ugly In The Morning posted:Who has some quotes from when that goons brother was pudding a bicycle pump where it didn’t belong? Spicy Soba Noodles posted:In June of 2015 my brother went to the emergency room. He had urinated blood, thrown up, and his temperature hit 102.4. His fever peaked at 104 and he was transferred to a hospital up the island and placed in PICU for three straight days. His blood pressure, I can't remember, it was like 92 over 60-something. Kid was sick and the antibiotics weren't working for a while. He got moved to the regular pediatrics ward on day 4 and was out on day 6. Turned out that he'd had a urinary infection that turned into sepsis because nobody in my house knew he was showing symptoms. The day before we found blood on the toilet seat and neither my mother, my sister, or myself were the cause of that. We assumed my brother had just accidentally cut himself and was embarrassed. Anyone could have looked at him then and assumed he was completely healthy.
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Ah, to be young again.
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Garrand posted:I love blood dessert Yeah that movie was great
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Ugly In The Morning posted:Who has some quotes from when that goons brother was pudding a bicycle pump where it didn’t belong? I was going to post a relevant quote. But my quotes folder now comprises 2,500 screenshots going back to April 2007, and they're all called poo poo like screenshot-2010-02-04.png and I can't find anything in there
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Horace posted:I was going to post a relevant quote. But my quotes folder now comprises 2,500 screenshots going back to April 2007, and they're all called poo poo like screenshot-2010-02-04.png and I can't find anything in there just ocr them, its easy ya drangus
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I can't decide if the "best" part of that thread is: The dozen or so absolutely bonkers E/N goons whose response is "just buy the preteen the PeenBlaster 9k DIY Dick Sounding Kit (amazon link below) and a gallon of lube, he'll be fine!" Or The "oh god its not just sounding, its a cartoon inflation fetish" reveal.
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The Dregs posted:This thread has inspired me to buy the Into Thin Air audiobook. That was a bit of a mistake. The author decided to narrate it himself for some reason, and he's horrible. He speaks in what kind of sounds like a Californian accent with a droning monotone. Add to this the fact that he never seems to use one syllable where three would do and you've got quite a mess. I am going to finish it up, though, because it is still interesting. Crackpipe posted:I'm imagining SNL's The Californians. evilneanderthal posted:At this time of day, are you crazay?! It'll be tyotally jammed! Crackpipe posted:How do you know so much about the Hilary Step?! Wuhao posted:Beck Weathers? BUT I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD, BRAH? Fleta Mcgurn has a new favorite as of 17:30 on Mar 12, 2021 |
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one more, why nottwit666 posted:My friend and I wanted to cook Easter dinner for a bunch of her Greek Orthodox friends. Big spread of Middle Eastern dishes with the main attraction being a rotisserie lamb. I dug a pit for the charcoals and had an ancient electric rotisserie that would hold a good size lamb. She picked up the lamb from a farmer's market on Saturday so we could marinate it overnight. She showed up at my front door with a box in her arms, crying, I said, "What's wrong?". When she ordered the lamb she said she wanted a whole lamb. When she got to the stall they handed her a box. She said, "What's this?". They told her, "That's your lamb. We figured we should cut it up in chunks so it will be easier for you to cook.". Irate she told them, "I said I wanted a WHOLE lamb!". Their eyes widened and they said, "Oh! you wanted a wwwhhhooolllleee lamb!". She said, "Oh I'm sorry I thought a whole lamb was a whole lamb. I'm sorry I didn't say wwwhhhooollleee lamb!", took her box and left. I said, "Heather, we can fix this!". We proceeded to the basement and got to work with some bailing wire. The pieces went pretty much where they were supposed to and we rubbed that sucker down with salt, lavender and other good stuff. In the morning I shoved it on the spit and started up the rotisserie. The bailing wire did the trick but there was a lack of rigidity to the legs and head. When the lamb would turn the legs and head would flop around in a hideous and horrifying manner. You could only look at it briefly before your stomach would turn. As the party was getting under way people would ask excitedly, "Where's the lamb!". I'd just point and then they would come back with furrowed brows. We had an empty dog house near the rotisserie (dog died a few months before), a kid asked, "Where's your dog?". I just looked over at the lamb. The kid went running to her parents. I walked a couple people over to it and when they looked at it I yelled, "It's alive!". We then referred to it as "Frankenlamb". It was wonderful when it came off the spit.
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stev posted:https://twitter.com/paparoach/status/1370275885908115462 Isomermaid posted:Tell customs to release us
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Captain Hygiene posted:Sadly I don't believe ejaculate travels fast enough to achieve escape velocity Paper Tiger posted:Kegel Space Program
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PinheadSlim posted:I'd rather eat a six hour probe than drink a Pepsi and that's a fact, jack
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Since they're not also sending eggs, I'm guessing this is not about reproduction. It's about finally achieving man's ultimate dream since we first looked up at the stars. We're going to bukkake the moon.
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The rocket's leaving soon The payload we must prune So we'll send no eggs but the question begs Are we bukakke'ing the moon?
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# ? Mar 12, 2021 22:35 |
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Alternatively, if the Russians were involved, it'd be Spunknik.
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# ? Mar 12, 2021 23:06 |
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I’m so angry I’m laughing at this.
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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:Since they're not also sending eggs, I'm guessing this is not about reproduction. A regular moonshot is now too boring I guess.
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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:Since they're not also sending eggs, I'm guessing this is not about reproduction. Man in the Moon indeed.
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I'm a rocketman Rocketman Blowing out his ooze up here alone
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Marcade posted:The rocket's leaving soon 🎶We're whalers on the moon, We carry a har-poon But there aint no whales So we sing tall tales We're whalers on the moon🎶
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# ? Mar 13, 2021 03:42 |
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Bukkake, not creampie.
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Platystemon posted:Bukkake, not creampie. That's an early recording from the archives of the Brs. Lumière. It shows the moon shortly after the landing of the first load, but it should not be considered a landmark. The moon did not appreciate this incursion. Even if the moon looks kind of funny in this one case, this is not okay. Please do not jizz on the moon any more.
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When your sperm hits the moon Like a cum-filled balloon, That's bukkake. When it gets in his eye Like a facial creampie, That's bukkake. Unkempt has a new favorite as of 05:02 on Mar 13, 2021 |
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Whiteys on the moon
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# ? Mar 13, 2021 05:37 |
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We have the technology, the time is now, science can wait no longer, children are our future. American can, should, must and will blow on the moon. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTJ3LIA5LmA
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Carthag Tuek posted:That's an early recording from the archives of the Brs. Lumière. It shows the moon shortly after the landing of the first load, but it should not be considered a landmark. What do you think the moon is? It’s just a giant jizz ball
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# ? Mar 13, 2021 09:12 |
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Quick! Someone put this through that AI animate old pictures thing!
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# ? Mar 13, 2021 09:19 |
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whitey's on the moon e: dangit
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Solice Kirsk posted:Quick! Someone put this through that AI animate old pictures thing! https://imgur.com/EybM3aD
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christmas boots posted:What do you think the moon is? It’s just a giant jizz ball i didnt gently caress the moon. i didnt cum on the moon. i didnt put my dick anywhere near the moon. Ive never done anything weird with my moon. I promised myself i wasnt going to make apology videos after last years thing so im just trying to be as short and honest with this as possible.
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NMS that poo poo
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christmas boots posted:What do you think the moon is? It’s just a giant jizz ball What is a moon? A miserable little pile of jizz. But enough talk…have at you!
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VinylonUnderground posted:To be fair, a lot of celebrities are very fake people.
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christmas boots posted:What do you think the moon is? It’s just a giant jizz ball
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Captain Hygiene posted:
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CaptainBeefart posted:Interesting thread but my god the way she writes is extremely annoying. Mak0rz posted:This is just to say
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There's a "tits" joke in here somewhere
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