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Wall Balls posted:dads by the millions flocking to suez to stand around with their hands to their hips going "yup. that's a doozie you got yourself in there." LifeSunDeath posted:Suez Canal?!?!? More like I'm gonna Sue your azz Canal!
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PIZZA.BAT posted:how do they still only have a single excavator working on that? My Lovely Horse posted:Their order of more excavators was supposed to arrive today but there was a problem.
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:With her, it's more like I'm back to teaching middle school and the class mean girl is having a meltdown at me. And I stopped teaching for a reason. "Someone hosed up looking at a penis?" really got me for some reason.
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Aunt Teefa posted:My son is in first grade and there are kids in his class telling stories about slenderman and at breakfast he tried to tell me about slenderman and how he was real, and was adamant as I failed to convince him that slenderman is 100 percent not real, unequivocally provably made up and Dad knew because he was there witnessing the literal birth of the slenderman legend in real time on this thing called a thread on an internet bulletin board no not like reddit you have to pay ten dollars no not like fortnite you write your own responses to a subject that is posted by the op no its not youtube comments jesus
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Pope Corky the IX posted:This always reminds me of the fat dude trying to ride a skateboard and he ends up stumbling half a block before eating poo poo off a car bumper. Lemon posted:how did it get on the car bumper in the first place? Pope Corky the IX posted:Tall dog
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Ok but every time my co-workers reference Slenderman or I randomly remember it I'm just reminded about how I was in that thread before Slenderman even existed and how hosed up and crazy it is that two teen girls stabbed another girl because of a stupid photoshop thread on this loving hellsite and it was all in good, creepy fun in the beginning I swear, I was there, I swear it was just funning around, we were just all there to laugh and maybe get a few thrills in and what happened?? I saw the birth of Slenderman and I knew him as the creepypasta he is and I still sometimes take a good long look under street lights because you can never, ever be too sure.
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Doing a double take at a row of trees because one of them looks a liiiiittle too thick to be a tree is a time honored goon tradition.
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Being confused by things that are taller than they are wide is the true mark of the goon
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Goons are notoriously poor at judging distance, yes, especially when it comes to their own physical ability. Printers, zip lines, journeys across America, integral support structures in one's bathroom, we've seen it all.
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Goon hindsight, though, is better than the world's finest telescope. "Maybe I shouldn't have secured my tree removing machine by chaining it to a tree" is the type of wisdom mystic religions are based on.
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If there's one thing that's gonna frighten a goon, it's a tall, skinny, well dressed person.
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CJacobs posted:Doing a double take at a row of trees because one of them looks a liiiiittle too thick to be a tree is a time honored goon tradition.
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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:Being confused by things that are taller than they are wide is the true mark of the goon If it's taller than it's wide then it's a dick If it's taller than it's wide then it's a dick If it's shorter than it's wide Simply turn it on its side Now it's taller than it's wide and it's a dick!
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Tarkus posted:At a place I worked somebody took a couple big shits in the lunch room right in the middle of the floor. The CEO set up cameras to catch the culprit. The person who was doing it adapted and then would take their poo poo in the lower floor bathrooms, move a false ceiling tile and throw the feces over top the office area false ceiling. after a year or so of odd smell in the office they finally found out what was causing the issue. Not sure if they ever caught the guy despite putting camera outside the bathrooms.
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if only i had the courage. maybe some day unrelated (or is it) animist posted:the BAC increased 3 points today, stirring fears of a lapsed recovery after a shaky summer
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Piss Man 94 posted:grey works too.. almost any color and even different materials will work, just make sure it's on the rugged/informal side vivisectvnv posted:Really? He gave excellent advice, but oh noes he didn't capitalize or end his sentences in a period. Dexter Sinister posted:What a bunch of namby pamby hugbox pussies. If this thread is representational of what the rest of SA is like now, please, ban me now, Mods.
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Shine!!
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CJacobs posted:Doing a double take at a row of trees because one of them looks a liiiiittle too thick to be a tree is a time honored goon tradition. How'd a mirror get into this forest?!
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Followed by 'this dead gay forums is dying?!'
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StrixNebulosa posted:Wrote up a negative review for Startopia the new one, and discovered that steam automatically censors the word "niggles". Ghostlight posted:hrm that's a small annoyance.
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It seems unnecessarily and noticeably stingy to limit the words like that
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sebmojo posted:It seems unnecessarily and noticeably stingy to limit the words like that Miserly with the word count, you might say
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Heath posted:Miserly with the word count, you might say Well at least we can laugh derisively at them.
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Thump! posted:wtf is an intimidation plate? Please don't scare the poor crabs some plague rats posted:I'll scare whatever I feel like. I'll hassle some crabs. Scream at them. Hit their little asses around the room with a golf club. I am the law
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Platystemon posted:This this meme become unforbidden at some point or is it at moderator discretion of humor value or what? A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:It's still forbidden because SA mods hate the idea of a sexual scenario involving a woman of legal age.
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Garrand posted:Why was India so interested? it's an english speaking country, so they search for english words?
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Garrand posted:Why was India so interested? Ask Ghandi.
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Outrail posted:Gonna assume Australia is either bright blue or grey 
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Zil posted:https://twitter.com/noowainy/status/1375761454733922305 kdrudy posted:It'd be more appropriate if something left the canal early.
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MJP posted:2004: goons coalesce around P-p-p-powerbook, an elaborate revenge scheme on an Ebay swindler
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