Jedit posted:

Of all the non-human races in the show, only the Centauri and the Brakiri have hair at all.

NihilCredo posted:

STOP DOING NETWORKING

- COMPUTERS WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE LINKED
- YEARS OF PROTOCOLS yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for typing further than your FINGERS
- Wanted to go farther anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called YELLING
- "Yes please browse aych tee tee pee rear end gooogol dot kom. Please upload a PICTURE OF MY DICK" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged

LOOK at what Computer """"""Scientists""""" have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the cables and satellites we built for them
(This is REAL Networking, done by REAL Computer Scientists):

????
????
????

"Hello I would like https://www.amazon.com/Organic-Honeycrisp-Apple-by-FruitShare/dp/B06WW2YGSJ/ref=sr_1_1?dchild=1&keywords=apples&qid=1626366177&sr=8-1 please"

They have played us for absolute fools

Elissimpark posted:

With a clattering of chairs, upended shell cases, benches, and ottomans, Pirate’s mob gather at the shores of the great refectory table […] crowded now over the swirling dark grain of its walnut uplands with moose omelets, moose sandwiches, moose casseroles, mashed moose molded in the shape of a British lion rampant, blended with eggs into batter for French toast, squeezed out of a pastry nozzle across the quivering creamy reaches of a moose blancmange to spell out the words C’est élan, mais ce n’est pas la guerre […] . . . tall cruets of pale moose syrup to pour oozing over moose waffles, a giant glazed crock where diced moose has been fermenting since the summer with wild honey and muscat raisins, up out of which, this winter morning, one now dips foam mugsful of moose mead . . . moose croissants and moose kreplach, and moose oatmeal and moose jam and moose bread, and moose flamed in ancient brandy Pirate brought back last year from a cellar in the Pyrenees also containing a clandestine radio transmitter . . .

Antigravitas posted:

sebmojo posted:

Arivia posted:

I literally just watched the episode I needed to see to understand this on Monday. It's perfect!

AnalBeast posted:

theres nothing you can do about it. i will post forever until i die an earley death from heart disease or diabetes (im really fat)

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Leperflesh posted:

Start with two nuts if you have two nuts that fit.
If you don't, vise grips.
When it just rounds off the threads around the vise grips, grip the end of the bolt with something and try to bend it into an L shape so you'll have something to grab and leverage against. This won't work.
Then, consider welding something, but remember that the bolt would burn the wood. Get out some 2-part epoxy and mix it up and then decide that you'll need to clean the bolt threads before you apply it, and then gently caress around trying to clean them with sandpaper and then a wire brush and then realize your epoxy is already dried. Get some more epoxy mixed up and epoxy a nut that is too big for the bolt to it. Wait 19 hours. Grip that nut with a big adjustable wrench and shear the bolt off flush with the wood.
Now, get a screw extractor, hammer it into the remains of the bolt, and snap it off in the bolt. Also note the growing crack in the wood. Consider drilling out the bolt from the other side, and finally realize that your new table will be just fine 2" shorter than the old table and just cut off the end of the leg, bolt and all. Do that to the other three legs, and then realize you used one edge of the tapered leg and cut 90 degrees to it resulting in an angled cut. Try to sand it back to square, tearing out chunks of the edge with the sander and leaving a rounded top. Get out a saw and cut it back to square, do the other four legs, and then proceed with your approximately 4" shorter table project.

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

This photoshop of mine is 14 years old. I'm a regular friggin' Nostrildominos over here.

Heath posted:

That's a good way to get an enlarged prostate

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Zathras is glad you were not being confoosed!

Something neat to note about that scene; did you notice it's all one long take with no cuts?

Arivia posted:

No but I can believe it. Apparently Claudia Christian leaves at the end of the season and I don’t want her to go.

Desert Bus posted:

For all the issues B5 had (including the B5 curse) it was and is still one of the best sci-fi TV shows ever. It looks a bit cheesy these days but poo poo like the Vir/Morden head on a pole arc makes it all worth it.

HAIL eSATA-n posted:

my body has two feet and zero meters

checkmate libs

steinrokkan posted:

Welcome to the Something Awful forums, Mr. Shapiro

Fluffhead posted:

i hate all of you

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Solar Tornado posted:

This just exhumes Picasso energy.

Ok Comboomer posted:

“don’t you mean ‘exudes’?”

“no”

TylerC posted:

No, your a complete moron because of your lovely suggestions.

Thanks to everybody else for the input. I'm going to ride up there, check it out, and try and strike a deal if I like what I see.

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sigtrap posted:

His a complete moron?

Actually, you're a complete moron because you started a suggestion thread with almost no information. You got suggestions which included what many, in the absence of any specific requirements from you, would validly claim are more sensible options. Then you pulled the old "act like a dickhead, have the last word then close the thread" bullshit.

TylerC posted:

sigtrap posted:

His a complete moron?

Actually, you're a complete moron because you started a suggestion thread with almost no information. You got suggestions which included what many, in the absence of any specific requirements from you, would validly claim are more sensible options. Then you pulled the old "act like a dickhead, have the last word then close the thread" bullshit.


Actually YOU'RE a complete moron for trying to make me look like an rear end. Although I respect your posistion as a moderator, you made quite an assumption. And I hate to be cliche, but when you assume you make a rear end out of U and Me. The reason I closed the thread is because I got the opinions I wanted, not because I wanted to get in the last word. Though I made the thread with little information, I didn't ask for anything but a general opinion. aventari came into my thread citing that the car was a heaping piece of poo poo and then went on to list actual pieces of poo poo. Whatever, I could care less, I just didn't appreciate his negative manner and lovely advice.

And what the hell does "His a complete moron" mean?

Silver posted:

no u, i tri to halp and this is the tahnks i get??? CONGRANTS ON YOUR NEW LEMON, FUCKBALL.

Requested user name posted:

GIMMICK< HA.

Jealous mothafuckas try to play me.

BOO-YAAAAA


GO BACK TO, uhh... wait. GO, um, GO gently caress,...

YEAH, BITCHESSS.

OH YEAH YOU GOTS OWNED.


I talk like this all tha tyme!!!]

YOU LIKE THOSE FUCKAS AT THU JOB INTAVIEWS< ALWAYS HAYTIN!!



I am literate.

I misread the post to the direct DL, I thought it was for a .torrent


:EMOTICON CONVEYING MESSAGE BETTER CONVEYED THROUGH SIMPLISTIC PICTURE THAN through WORDS:

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ultrafilter posted:

RFC2324 posted:

From what I understand iks are mostly chosen based on their potential for being mods.

All you iks need to be on alert, you could end up as mods at any time!

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

yeah there's usually a convenient register of them, maintained by most governments

ChubbyChecker posted:

Real hurthling! posted:

the thing about the us training heaps of mercenaries in columbia for decades is that they can be hired for money

smarxist posted:

the fifth coup is free

theflyingexecutive posted:

it's called a coup-on

ChubbyChecker posted:

President Beep posted:

it’s like the time i was watching schindler’s list in the theater during the scene where ash from the camp id falling from the sky. dude in front of me leans over and says to his companion “they’ve probably never seen snow before”.

Ur Getting Fatter posted:

Ur Getting Fatter posted:

Johnny Aztec posted:

Considering female orangutans get shaved and raped in brothels, I am not gonna completely dismiss the " Dude hosed a monkey" idea.


That, and syphilis didn't exist in the Native peoples until Columbus arrived, but didn't exist in Europe either, but DID exist in Llamas.

_{actually, I am just repeating a thing I read, it may or may not be true}



A whole lot of human diseases are ones that jumped from animals to humans. I bet, AT LEAST, 40% of them came about because someone was *ahem* inspecting the livestock

Baron von Eevl posted:

Congrats, this might be the single weirdest post anyone has ever made in this thread.

Johnny Aztec posted:

Thank you. I feel a slight bit of pride from that.






The video I saw, years ago, of an orangutan being recused from a brothel still haunts me.

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

"sorry, i can't work here due to a conflict of interest. ook."

SimonChris posted:

SimonChris posted:

Captain Monkey posted:

https://twitter.com/freyjaerlings/status/1417100288272515081?s=21

flavor.flv posted:

Who's going to turn down $150,000??

Platystemon posted:

Try to guess the thread.

Deadly Dave posted:

I know movies have wizards but I'm pretty sure wizards are male witches?


And there are those witch cults. Are there wizard cults? I know that it's not that popular these days to ask about wizards but I'm genuinely curious if people actually live as wizards in real life?



That is a picture of a "sterotypical" wizard but I highly doubt people who take themselves seriously as wizards dress like that...

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EorayMel posted:

This is a wizard test, if you are banned it means you do not possess wizard power OR your wizard power is not strong enough to counter my wizard power. Anybody else who wants to test their wizard power is welcome to post a gimmick thread in A/T.