Captain Monkey posted:

My favorite of those is the Mormon one. I think it’s called Red Son.

-Zydeco- posted:

Linking for minor NSFW
https://imgur.com/vVuMI7y

Armitag3 posted:

Mod forum is that way

Sentient Data posted:

That's pornhub.au's new motto, "we're rootin' for ya!"

TK_Nyarlathotep posted:

Helical Nightmares posted:

the Stars Without Number supplement Dead Names.

aliens confirmed for trans

moths posted:

*Punches transphobic alien*
"Welcome t'erf."

Ali G posted:

Hows it going? I got a needle from a freind about a week ago, and im sitting here thinking....I wish I had some coke. And I look around the room and see a can of Soda, cola. Would I die if I shoot up some soda pop? I want to expiriment and see if it will help me stay up. I know Im stupid But hey what the hell, its never been done.

Note:I am a dumbass who needs to be killed many times over, please Dont flame.

InsomniakV posted:

worst that can happen:

soda goes into blood
CO2 in soda is released into blood
CO2 in blood stream forms bubbles
bubble enters arteries in heart or brain causing cardiac arrest or stroke

so yeah don't do this please

Ali G posted:

c,mon stop calling Dibs and poo poo and help, If its flat will I still die? how can I make sure its all flat?

Ali G posted:

well poo poo, can I just inject it through my rear end? you know, like when you get a shot at the docters office?

Ali G posted:

You know what gently caress it, you all think im playing around huh?

1:46

injected 1.5ml of flat dr pepper, I little head rush

Ali G posted:

2:20 Eye is twitching, I got the hiccups, head still hurts, heart is beating slightly faster, Cant stop moving in my chair

shivadas posted:

This thread fuckin' rulez!!! I wuz goona go to bed, but I've finally found something to interest me. I wasjust hangin' out like a pussy, drinking beer and smoking weed, now I've been turned on to the ultimate high!!!

Mischievous Mink posted:

In my highschool we had vinyl plotters, which were like pen plotters but they moved a knife blade around instead of a pen. Lots of fun!

Tunicate posted:

There were similar plotters in Ancient Rome, but they used 23 knives.

Hokkaido Anxiety posted:

A2, Brutus?

bobjr posted:

https://twitter.com/kiwehhh/status/1438686601035476994?s=21

gleebster posted:

It's not even a good idea to make it look like an accident.

No. 1 ANIME HATER posted:

Normal sane person: check out my dog, it's really friendly and is good at hunting geese or just being really fun to hang out with

Rich people: this is a Westfordhampshire Wheezing Setter. It's personality type is agony. It's primary function is despair. Notice how we bred the bone cancer directly into the hip dysplasia. A vial of his semen is worth $500,000.

Veib posted:

Her name is Patty Smyth with two y's

Henchman of Santa posted:

No that’s Lynyrd Skynyrd

Carthag Tuek posted:

No that's 3 y's

Sweevo posted:

Labelled Y#1, Y#2, and Y#4

dirksteadfast posted:

Y #3 is what you yell out whenever someone demands Freebird.

doverhog posted:

Jesus' marriage to Mary Magdalene is as real as Jesus himself, and I know which Jesus I prefer.

Outrail posted:

Can you please explain that for my friend who is a moron?

crystalremo posted:

suppose a friend called you and said "im going to give you a box full of money" and of course you say "wtf mate?" and he says "i can't tell you, but im going to give it to you."

after talking with your friend, you realize its about $500,000. what would you do? you have no idea where it came from, it seems awfully shady, but its a chance to have half a mil.

could it have come from a bank robbery? or a drug robbery? who knows.

so first, would you accept the money?

second, if you accepted the money, what would you do with it once you got it? (not i'd buy a boat, you idiot) are there rules and regulations against someone who is just a regular person, has a regular job, and never had more than $10,000 in his/her bank account suddenly depositing half a mil at a bank?

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Outrail posted:

I knew all of that and somehow didn't get it

No. 1 ANIME HATER posted:

I still don't get it

No. 1 ANIME HATER posted:

I still don't get it

Captain Monkey posted:

My favorite of those is the Mormon one. I think it’s called Red Son.

Kuros posted:

In the meme thread on a derail talking about dog breeding:

mllaneza posted:

Close,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46PXaJxzuDE

Gravitas Shortfall posted:

"what do you MEAN we're not supposed to call them "Sea People" any more???"

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Aphrodite posted:

Will Smith says "Earth" clearly in that scene. 2/10.

sirbeefalot posted:

Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/3Z6LilL.gifv

haveblue posted:

that is not what I meant by "jesus take the wheel"

Pretty Little Rainbow posted:

Okay this thread has officially hit shitical mass.

EorayMel posted:

Anybody want a trip report of a goon injecting Dr. Pepper with a borrowed syringe in the goldmine?????????????????????

*try to ignore the very 2004 thread title if you follow the quotes

Desert Bus posted:

This guy was a troll who also posted to other forums, such as posting an informative guide on Bluelight? about how to extract leftover psilocybin from your urine after you trip on mushrooms. I feel like he might have done the guide to drinking rubbing alcohol too?

Richard Dawkins posted:

A darfur orphan has it way worse then me, they live in poo poo.

I live in a apartment complex. I share a thin wall with a young lady, her young daughter, and her boyfriend (not the father of the daughter.)

Me and my wife have the headboard of our bed up against this thin wall, and sometimes we like to have really loud sex. Sometimes we have sex so loud I slow down and tell me wife" we are being too loud, the head bored is slamming against the wall." Often times she tells me "who cares just gently caress me."

Often times after we get done having sex, and we are cleaning up, I hear the little girl crying because "someone slamming the wall woke her up."

Well yesterday the boyfriend caught me coming home and told me "hey man, could you guys quit making so much noise before something bad happens." I just kind of brushed it off. Well yesterday night we had loud sex again. I woke up this morning and found a pretty big pile of poo poo on my welcome mat. Its their is no way its a dog, or any kind of animal. I'm 100% sure its a human poo poo.

What would you guys do in this situation? Should I call the police. I'm hoping someone else out there has ran into this type of situation. I don't want to compromise my sex life.

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Richard Dawkins posted:

I'm going to take a sample of it and put it in a plastic bag in the freezer. Hopefully when I call the police they can take it down to the crime lab tomorrow and get it tested for DNA.

Im sorry guys, but someone took a poo poo on the welcome mat my dead mother gave to me.

Richard Dawkins posted:

To everyone that doubted me, this is for you. Start living the American Dream, if you have a problem quit being a pussy and confront it. Take the bull by the horns and gently caress that bull.

Kitfox88 posted:

EorayMel posted:

Also reminded me of the goon who made a thread about loving so loudly he made a little girl cry, invoked a fight with the neighbor who was the father of said girl, found poo poo on OP's family heirloom doormat and froze it, then posted a fake arrest warrant for the neighbor.

Paladinus posted:

ultrafilter posted:

https://twitter.com/NoodlesTori/status/1439279097306390530

Frank Frank posted:

NGL I had to google this. It was not what I was expecting

Dick Trauma posted: