|
Yikes Snype, not even quoting that.
|
# ? Sep 16, 2021 04:47 |
|
|
# ? May 12, 2024 07:23 |
|
Captain Monkey posted:My favorite of those is the Mormon one. I think it’s called Red Son. Holy poo poo.
|
# ? Sep 16, 2021 04:54 |
|
-Zydeco- posted:Linking for minor NSFW Armitag3 posted:Mod forum is that way
|
# ? Sep 16, 2021 05:10 |
|
Sentient Data posted:That's pornhub.au's new motto, "we're rootin' for ya!"
|
# ? Sep 16, 2021 10:11 |
|
TK_Nyarlathotep posted:
moths posted:*Punches transphobic alien*
|
# ? Sep 16, 2021 13:35 |
|
Amazing
|
# ? Sep 16, 2021 13:36 |
|
Will Smith says "Earth" clearly in that scene. 2/10.
|
# ? Sep 16, 2021 16:01 |
|
Anybody want a trip report of a goon injecting Dr. Pepper with a borrowed syringe in the goldmine?????????????????????Ali G posted:Hows it going? I got a needle from a freind about a week ago, and im sitting here thinking....I wish I had some coke. And I look around the room and see a can of Soda, cola. Would I die if I shoot up some soda pop? I want to expiriment and see if it will help me stay up. I know Im stupid But hey what the hell, its never been done. InsomniakV posted:worst that can happen: Ali G posted:c,mon stop calling Dibs and poo poo and help, If its flat will I still die? how can I make sure its all flat? Ali G posted:well poo poo, can I just inject it through my rear end? you know, like when you get a shot at the docters office? Ali G posted:You know what gently caress it, you all think im playing around huh? Ali G posted:2:20 Eye is twitching, I got the hiccups, head still hurts, heart is beating slightly faster, Cant stop moving in my chair shivadas posted:This thread fuckin' rulez!!! I wuz goona go to bed, but I've finally found something to interest me. I wasjust hangin' out like a pussy, drinking beer and smoking weed, now I've been turned on to the ultimate high!!! *try to ignore the very 2004 thread title if you follow the quotes
|
# ? Sep 16, 2021 17:48 |
|
Mischievous Mink posted:In my highschool we had vinyl plotters, which were like pen plotters but they moved a knife blade around instead of a pen. Lots of fun! Tunicate posted:There were similar plotters in Ancient Rome, but they used 23 knives. Hokkaido Anxiety posted:A2, Brutus?
|
# ? Sep 16, 2021 18:59 |
|
gleebster posted:It's not even a good idea to make it look like an accident.
|
# ? Sep 17, 2021 15:29 |
|
In the meme thread on a derail talking about dog breeding:No. 1 ANIME HATER posted:Normal sane person: check out my dog, it's really friendly and is good at hunting geese or just being really fun to hang out with
|
# ? Sep 17, 2021 22:18 |
|
including myself for contextVeib posted:Her name is Patty Smyth with two y's Henchman of Santa posted:No that’s Lynyrd Skynyrd Carthag Tuek posted:No that's 3 y's Sweevo posted:Labelled Y#1, Y#2, and Y#4 dirksteadfast posted:Y #3 is what you yell out whenever someone demands Freebird.
|
# ? Sep 18, 2021 01:15 |
|
Can you please explain that for my friend who is a moron?
|
# ? Sep 18, 2021 02:06 |
|
doverhog posted:Jesus' marriage to Mary Magdalene is as real as Jesus himself, and I know which Jesus I prefer. The one that fucks?
|
# ? Sep 18, 2021 02:10 |
|
Outrail posted:Can you please explain that for my friend who is a moron? its dumb and you have to be super old to get it, and will be completely ruined, but: lynyrd skynyrd is a 1970s band & they made a song called "free bird" with a super long guitar solo, leading to many audiences requesting "freebird" from other bands as welll. The number label thing refers to an urban legend about letting 3 pigs loose in pigs in a high school, numbering them 1+3+4 so they will look for the 2nd one forever. Also the letter Y is homophonic with the interrogative "why".
|
# ? Sep 18, 2021 02:16 |
|
I knew all of that and somehow didn't get it
|
# ? Sep 18, 2021 02:22 |
|
Ask/Tell > how to launder money?crystalremo posted:suppose a friend called you and said "im going to give you a box full of money" and of course you say "wtf mate?" and he says "i can't tell you, but im going to give it to you."
|
# ? Sep 18, 2021 02:34 |
|
Outrail posted:I knew all of that and somehow didn't get it welcome to the matrix
|
# ? Sep 18, 2021 02:39 |
|
I still don't get it
|
# ? Sep 18, 2021 02:59 |
|
No. 1 ANIME HATER posted:I still don't get it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4eJx-0g3Do
|
# ? Sep 18, 2021 03:11 |
THE ARISTOCRATS!
|
|
# ? Sep 18, 2021 04:34 |
|
No. 1 ANIME HATER posted:I still don't get it Person One: “Play Freebird!” Person Two, hard of hearing: “Why Three Bird?”
|
# ? Sep 18, 2021 05:57 |
|
Captain Monkey posted:My favorite of those is the Mormon one. I think it’s called Red Son. Close, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46PXaJxzuDE
|
# ? Sep 18, 2021 07:14 |
|
Kuros posted:In the meme thread on a derail talking about dog breeding: That is amazing
|
# ? Sep 18, 2021 07:15 |
|
It was this. I couldn't find the video earlier. Thank you.
|
# ? Sep 18, 2021 07:23 |
|
Gravitas Shortfall posted:"what do you MEAN we're not supposed to call them "Sea People" any more???"
|
# ? Sep 18, 2021 12:53 |
|
Aphrodite posted:Will Smith says "Earth" clearly in that scene. 2/10. Yeah, if you've taken an elementary course in phonetics, you can tell he says earth not erf even with the sound off.
|
# ? Sep 18, 2021 13:27 |
|
|
# ? Sep 18, 2021 13:56 |
|
",Welcome to earf, guvnah. Funny ol' world innit?" -Cockney Will Smith
|
# ? Sep 18, 2021 15:10 |
|
haveblue posted:that is not what I meant by "jesus take the wheel"
|
# ? Sep 18, 2021 20:52 |
|
Pretty Little Rainbow posted:Okay this thread has officially hit shitical mass.
|
# ? Sep 18, 2021 21:21 |
|
EorayMel posted:Anybody want a trip report of a goon injecting Dr. Pepper with a borrowed syringe in the goldmine????????????????????? This guy was a troll who also posted to other forums, such as posting an informative guide on Bluelight? about how to extract leftover psilocybin from your urine after you trip on mushrooms. I feel like he might have done the guide to drinking rubbing alcohol too?
|
# ? Sep 18, 2021 21:51 |
|
Desert Bus posted:This guy was a troll who also posted to other forums, such as posting an informative guide on Bluelight? about how to extract leftover psilocybin from your urine after you trip on mushrooms. I feel like he might have done the guide to drinking rubbing alcohol too? Troll/fakepost or not it's still funny at least to me dammit Also reminded me of the goon who made a thread about loving so loudly he made a little girl cry, invoked a fight with the neighbor who was the father of said girl, found poo poo on OP's family heirloom doormat and froze it, then posted a fake arrest warrant for the neighbor. Richard Dawkins posted:A darfur orphan has it way worse then me, they live in poo poo. Richard Dawkins posted:I'm going to take a sample of it and put it in a plastic bag in the freezer. Hopefully when I call the police they can take it down to the crime lab tomorrow and get it tested for DNA. Richard Dawkins posted:To everyone that doubted me, this is for you. Start living the American Dream, if you have a problem quit being a pussy and confront it. Take the bull by the horns and gently caress that bull. All trolling/fakeposts, but still
|
# ? Sep 18, 2021 22:18 |
|
going to save your daughter from bluebeard i guess
|
# ? Sep 18, 2021 23:43 |
|
EorayMel posted:Also reminded me of the goon who made a thread about loving so loudly he made a little girl cry, invoked a fight with the neighbor who was the father of said girl, found poo poo on OP's family heirloom doormat and froze it, then posted a fake arrest warrant for the neighbor. It's even funnier if you read it as though this was an actual thing Richard Dawkins has said and done. Somehow imagining him loving someone vigorously is the funniest part of it.
|
# ? Sep 19, 2021 15:17 |
|
Kills the mood a bit when you stop to chastise your partner for crying out to God
|
# ? Sep 19, 2021 21:40 |
|
|
# ? Sep 19, 2021 21:52 |
|
He knew the risks, that's just one of them when you math so hard that you dislocate at least one shoulder.
|
# ? Sep 19, 2021 23:11 |
|
some men think about baseball, but my personal method is solving simple quadratic equations
|
# ? Sep 19, 2021 23:51 |
|
|
# ? May 12, 2024 07:23 |
|
Frank Frank posted:NGL I had to google this. It was not what I was expecting
|
# ? Sep 20, 2021 02:51 |