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That's not really that funny. Just racist.
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Plumtree posted:Everyday I wake up and discover problem in my penis Why? first day it was small pain and swelling and touching onto myp enis. Day 2 = more pains in my dick and confusion: people say "what is wrong with dick?" " what is it" now it is day 3. i have no doctors. my penis aches for treatment and it needs to be healed by a medicine man or a "GOON doctor. where is the dcotor is he in ?.. is there a doctor in the house (little joke) my problem is a serious problem please do not troll my thread or mistreat me. I am serious about this.
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# ? Nov 22, 2021 19:42 |
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Bags Fly at Noon posted:The worst sin here is they didnt even spell it right. Its chipolte. Having never heard the word pronounced, I used to think up until like 2020 that the word was pronounced "chipottel".
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# ? Nov 22, 2021 19:45 |
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Temporary Hamlord
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# ? Nov 22, 2021 19:50 |
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Yestermoment posted:That's not really that funny. Just racist. Jesus. I misread it as someone getting banned for saying lowtax is a good lover(which seems like a good ban to me lol)
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# ? Nov 22, 2021 20:07 |
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I hate the majority of my friends! Hedgeclipper posted:Alrighty. I'm in high school. I'm rather popular and not totally awkward. I have plenty of friends and I'm pretty happy and stuff, but jesus, why is everyone so loving stupid? I bought some Technics a few years ago and got interested in mixing, now, all of a sudden everyone I know is called DJ Vienna or DJ OnFire or DJ RandomPants or something like that and they have mixes of crappy radio hip hop on and bad European techno on facebook, with the names spelt with multiple repeating letters. "DJ EdHardyItalyOmggg Awesommeeee mixx! invited you to join DJ EDHardyItalyOmggg is the besttt!!11! group" and all the words are spelled with no spaces, with EveryNewWordCapitalized, because ItLooksCool. And what the gently caress is Ed Hardy? I saw it in a store once, and on the head of one of those assholes from Keys to the VIP. They are like $200 hats with terrible looking designs and sequins. Why do people wear this? And can't people hold down the shift key while they type exlamation points? What does this mean?
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# ? Nov 22, 2021 20:38 |
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christmas boots posted:Lot was a shepherd at one point so maybe it was basalt
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# ? Nov 23, 2021 00:32 |
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Oh my god boooooooo
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# ? Nov 23, 2021 00:51 |
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RFC2324 posted:Jesus. I misread it as someone getting banned for saying lowtax is a good lover(which seems like a good ban to me lol)
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# ? Nov 23, 2021 00:55 |
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smellmycheese posted:Lol. I read through this expecting it to end with it being a metaphor for Brexit Robobot posted:Itd be a bad metaphor. STDs show that youve had sex with someone else, brexit only shows that youve hosed yourself.
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# ? Nov 23, 2021 01:37 |
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At war with my dorm neigbors... HELP Rampansam posted:So, every night I can hear these assholes screaming in the room next to me... Like ridiculously loud, in the wee hours of the morning. I realized this was due to a small crack in the wall that leads to their room. I took advantage of this and sent a note through which read "Dear assholes, kindly shut the gently caress up so we can get some sleep. Love, Civilization". They took it. I was crying with laughter. Then I sent one with a picture of a cock going up someones rear end. Arrows made it clear that the rear end was their collective rear end and the cock belonged to someone named Buba who is in jail with them. Now they are knocking on the wall. What is my next course of action? Devor posted:Write some more loving love notes. Or go talk politely to them? AFStealth posted:Yeah, why the gently caress would a goon do something rational. Fuhrer posted:I can't work out if you're a bigger loser or I'm a meta-loser by replying to your post.
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# ? Nov 23, 2021 11:05 |
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Infrateal posted:i'm goign to take a drug that makes me appreciate mcdonald's hamburgers. i'm going to replace my tastebuds with nematocysts and sting Grimace the purpble blob mascot like a poison-dart-cone-shell and drag him to my pulsing translucent bell. I'm going to comb his dead fur with a Murex shell and burn a mcnugget in a corncob pipe, thoughtfully. i'm going to break the hamburgler out of jail and drink weak coffee and eat a pancake stamped from albino wheat
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# ? Nov 23, 2021 18:46 |
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Wtf, good luck harming the indestructible Grimace, dipshit
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# ? Nov 23, 2021 20:52 |
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pro starcraft loser posted:How does Wisconsin not have the death penalty? YeahTubaMike posted:They already have a death trip, no need to push it further
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# ? Nov 24, 2021 20:24 |
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Nazzadan posted:Gimme poo
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# ? Nov 25, 2021 03:19 |
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I. M. Gei posted:I have heard that sperm can survive stomach acid and penetrate the walls of the digestive system, although it's very rare. In any case they can occasionally get past the walls of the anus and find their way to the reproductive organs one way or another.
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# ? Nov 25, 2021 04:07 |
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I guesstimated this was a post from 2006 and I was wrong
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# ? Nov 25, 2021 04:08 |
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That is a powerful post.
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# ? Nov 25, 2021 04:18 |
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Oh, that's just a mixup. It's casu marzu maggots that cause pseudomyiasis, not sperm.
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# ? Nov 25, 2021 04:22 |
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Captain Hygiene posted:I guesstimated this was a post from 2006 and I was wrong Shame on anyone who didn't properly guess the subforum, though.
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# ? Nov 25, 2021 04:22 |
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From the following page; symbolic posted:my perfect rectal wall clip lands me as the world champion for the conception speedrun (any%, wrong warp)
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# ? Nov 25, 2021 04:23 |
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Shame on anyone who didn't properly guess the subforum, though. I hadn't noticed that
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# ? Nov 25, 2021 04:24 |
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Shame on anyone who didn't properly guess the subforum, though. I'm just glad it wasn't GWS
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# ? Nov 25, 2021 04:32 |
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Baron von Eevl posted:I'm just glad it wasn't GWS They generally have a better understanding of how ingredients work
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# ? Nov 25, 2021 04:33 |
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This, uh, caught me by surprise as I scrolled down. Imagine being at someone's house for the first time and coming across that.
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# ? Nov 25, 2021 05:58 |
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hopefully you'd at least wipe up after yourself
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# ? Nov 25, 2021 12:26 |
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Some gently caress wants to stab me for beating him in Fantasy Football. Jimmy Two Times posted:This is too funny for words. Bonus: Nebuchadnezzar posted:The best thing about this is that he manages to gently caress up a usage of "your" that your average moran has no problem with. Bonus bonus: teh funnay posted:404: funny not found. Stop trolling this otherwise funny thread
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# ? Nov 25, 2021 19:06 |
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numberoneposter posted:you've heard of leftovers, but get ready for leftunders
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# ? Nov 26, 2021 01:12 |
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a followup to the incredible oral pregnancy post, the entire saga has been collected in glorious Phoenix Wright form by goon Endorph
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# ? Nov 26, 2021 01:30 |
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Captain Invictus posted:a followup to the incredible oral pregnancy post, the entire saga has been collected in glorious Phoenix Wright form by goon Endorph a true pro-click
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# ? Nov 26, 2021 01:31 |
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Captain Invictus posted:a followup to the incredible oral pregnancy post, the entire saga has been collected in glorious Phoenix Wright form by goon Endorph It's beautiful.
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# ? Nov 26, 2021 01:33 |
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Captain Invictus posted:a followup to the incredible oral pregnancy post, the entire saga has been collected in glorious Phoenix Wright form by goon Endorph I never get the point of these Phoenix Wright videos but this one was actually worth it
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# ? Nov 26, 2021 02:00 |
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Captain Invictus posted:a followup to the incredible oral pregnancy post, the entire saga has been collected in glorious Phoenix Wright form by goon Endorph holy poo poo
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# ? Nov 26, 2021 02:01 |
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Three Olives posted:
HootTheOwl posted:Great, now there's a TERF coin! please knock Mom! posted:£ has been around for a while mate
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# ? Nov 26, 2021 02:52 |
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Captain Invictus posted:a followup to the incredible oral pregnancy post, the entire saga has been collected in glorious Phoenix Wright form by goon Endorph holy motherfucking poo poo i am in tears
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# ? Nov 26, 2021 03:03 |
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Captain Invictus posted:a followup to the incredible oral pregnancy post, the entire saga has been collected in glorious Phoenix Wright form by goon Endorph This is insanely good
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# ? Nov 26, 2021 06:03 |
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Captain Invictus posted:a followup to the incredible oral pregnancy post, the entire saga has been collected in glorious Phoenix Wright form by goon Endorph *gulpgulpgulpgulp* rear end cum
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# ? Nov 26, 2021 06:11 |
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Oxxidation posted:*gulpgulpgulpgulp*
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Oxxidation posted:*gulpgulpgulpgulp* Nana nana nana nana Nana nana nana nana rear end cum!
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