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Good Soldier Svejk posted:The peanutties aren't bringing space communism though tbh if the p'nut poo poo actually goes down I 100% hope all survivors treat the whole situation with a big heaping rear end pile of suspicion. just a messy squirt of distrust
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# ? Dec 14, 2021 19:38 |
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# ? Jun 13, 2024 04:52 |
i'm printing this thread and saving humanity with its contents in the aftermath
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# ? Dec 14, 2021 19:49 |
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I miss weirdness like the Toynbee tiles: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toynbee_tiles Also could have sworn one said "100,000 waiting dead, waiting on Jupiter" but that could just be my bad brain.
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# ? Dec 14, 2021 19:49 |
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my bony fealty posted:is like if they took Carl Sagan or Brian cox and told em to just talk about aitee for as long as they want. that's his role and that's why he's fascinating and, even if you recognize what he is (and I think all of us in this thread do) - he's a great storyteller with a personal hook. If storytelling is a big part of what makes humanity great then of course the powers that be are going to find the best bard they can manufacture to pass it along to us. i wanna hear the locker room pep talk that made them go
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# ? Dec 14, 2021 20:09 |
The biblical rapture is just aliens taking people off-world before the apocalypse, you can do that or you can stay on earth and hope you mutate into an X-Man when the solar flare hits. Also I'm really looking forward to Christmas this year, I'm hoping to get a limited first contact from the aliens and a total financial system collapse + lockdowns from the elites. That's be cool.
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# ? Dec 14, 2021 21:05 |
valp posted:The biblical rapture is just aliens taking people off-world before the apocalypse, you can do that or you can stay on earth and hope you mutate into an X-Man when the solar flare hits. Mutation implies evolution (I guess) which is very bad and evil too so this would be a really good hook to inject youfoh conspiracies into Qvangelism.
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# ? Dec 14, 2021 21:47 |
Failson posted:I miss weirdness like the Toynbee tiles: theres a very good doc on this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Resurrect_Dead:_The_Mystery_of_the_Toynbee_Tiles
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# ? Dec 14, 2021 22:06 |
boomer /pol is on the case
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# ? Dec 14, 2021 22:16 |
Failson posted:I miss weirdness like the Toynbee tiles: Unrelated but same energy, you might like the mayday mystery: http://www.maydaymystery.org/mayday/
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# ? Dec 14, 2021 22:17 |
Rickshaw posted:Unrelated but same energy, you might like the mayday mystery: http://www.maydaymystery.org/mayday/ getting some real geocities vibe off that
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# ? Dec 14, 2021 22:46 |
endocriminologist posted:Did Chaos Magick Break Reality? gonna reread Illuminatus! again I guess All hail Eris fnord and the end of all we know!
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# ? Dec 15, 2021 02:52 |
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if anything is true its that fnord an eldtritch horror is trapped in the pentagon and its not actually a horror at all
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# ? Dec 15, 2021 03:06 |
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i am convinced the birds can feel the good vibes we put out and resonate with those, gently caress the pessimists who think they feed off misery; you're thinking of capitalists
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# ? Dec 15, 2021 03:09 |
endocriminologist posted:Did Chaos Magick Break Reality? it's capitalism. Failson posted:I miss weirdness like the Toynbee tiles:
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# ? Dec 15, 2021 03:18 |
Rickshaw posted:boomer /pol is on the case ur close to the truth mr 1984 sir thats when tiny lue hacks ur mainframe and suddenly u get framed for "indecent exposure" for the "crime" of absorbing p'nti data streams from the sun (ancient transmitter) i was not "perineum tanning" or "butt chugging the sun"! society is sick
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# ? Dec 15, 2021 04:08 |
That Spooky Witch posted:i am convinced the birds can feel the good vibes we put out and resonate with those, gently caress the pessimists who think they feed off misery; you're thinking of capitalists Fwiw I think if such a thing exists, both will exist and are probably vying for control right now, and like in all things nice guys finish last.
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# ? Dec 15, 2021 04:19 |
any ancient civilization that’s catalogued the billions of worlds in our galaxy and seen millions of sapient species at various stages of development probably isn’t going to give a poo poo one way or the other about humanity beyond the curiosity of observing and subtly toying with us primitive screwheads people talking about making contact with aliens and being inducted into some galactic federation like some monke offering a field biologist some leaves as if it’s in any way our equal or has anything of value to offer beyond the simple observation of its existence to satisfy our curiosity
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# ? Dec 15, 2021 04:29 |
So what you're saying is Peanütty is actually Jane Goodall?
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# ? Dec 15, 2021 04:33 |
Wheeee posted:any ancient civilization that’s catalogued the billions of worlds in our galaxy and seen millions of sapient species at various stages of development probably isn’t going to give a poo poo one way or the other about humanity beyond the curiosity of observing and subtly toying with us primitive screwheads you just keep posting this poo poo and it reflects more on you than on what a hugely advanced sapient civilization "probably" would be like
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# ? Dec 15, 2021 04:46 |
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yeah i think we would be fascinating, if a monkey gave me some some leaves i would absolutely teach it how to use a guitar or something
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# ? Dec 15, 2021 05:08 |
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Rah! posted:ur close to the truth mr 1984 sir drat, "butt-chugging the sun" is a fantastic phrase and I endeavor to use it someday to immediately kill a polite conversation~
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# ? Dec 15, 2021 05:13 |
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in exchange for leaves i would buy the monke an account and its posts would be better than mine
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# ? Dec 15, 2021 05:15 |
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theres only one reason anyone would even start to look into space for friends and its curiosity thats the main driver. i figure that has to be regardless how advanced a civ becomes, it may only ever be passive observation but even then it shows interest
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# ? Dec 15, 2021 05:37 |
Sleekly posted:yeah i think we would be fascinating, if a monkey gave me some some leaves i would absolutely teach it how to use a guitar or something are the leaves weed? because that's only fair really
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# ? Dec 15, 2021 05:45 |
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:The peanutties aren't bringing space communism though
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# ? Dec 15, 2021 06:02 |
I've never seen a monkey put a dick drawing on a rocket and shoot it in to space
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# ? Dec 15, 2021 06:07 |
PokeJoe posted:I've never seen a monkey put a dick drawing on a rocket and shoot it in to space
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# ? Dec 15, 2021 06:37 |
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They need to hurry this first contact poo poo up.
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# ? Dec 15, 2021 06:46 |
those scientists could have put a big dick toilet salesman on there instead they put that microdick nerd. now the p'nastys are gonna ignore us
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# ? Dec 15, 2021 06:52 |
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100% real genuine non-cgi ufo battle videos https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16ziHYMIwyg
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# ? Dec 15, 2021 07:08 |
Jazerus posted:you just keep posting this poo poo and it reflects more on you than on what a hugely advanced sapient civilization "probably" would be like we have no idea what a hugely advanced civilization would look like, it’s idle speculation all the way down and even the wicked old ‘dark forest’ theory is as good as any other given our current understanding of the universe in which FTL is impossible; to clarify I’m not even advocating that, even so far as a two paragraph post made on a whim on my phone is my seriously advocating anything we do know that by and large while many humans care about protecting ‘dolphins’ and ‘wolves’ as species, many don’t, and that even people who spend their lives studying animals and their habitats may feel sad when an individual animal succumbs to starvation or predation or just shithouse luck falling into a river or breaking a leg, but don’t generally go interfere in the natural order of things. sure sometimes a neighbourhood gets together to help a stuck elephant or ensure a nuisance animal can be caught and released back into the wild elsewhere, but again by and large human societies care about animals as groups, not so much as individuals if these sightings and phenomenon going back through history are in fact of extraterrestrial visitors they haven’t given any indication that they’re here to save us as individuals; quite the opposite in fact given the number of alleged encounters which result in trauma, severe injury, and even death. maybe ET feels sad for humanity as a whole destroying our own ecosystem, sad for all the other non-sapient species we have and will destroy, and even a little sad for the individuals being ground up by the machine of global capitalism, but they sure as poo poo haven’t given any indication that they’re planning to do anything about it but somberly observe us as we drive ourselves to extinction maybe that’ll change, maybe the p’nuts really do care and want the best for us, maybe Anjali’s higher beings truly are real and here to help us prepare for the earth’s transcending of physical space or whatever the gently caress but look at even those happy lil hippy messages, that humans need to take these messages doled out so sparingly to so few, and develop ourselves, whether that means working on our psychic powers or practicing forgiveness and gratitude if we want to transcend and not be left behind. that kind of thinking sound familiar? and if we’re pretending for a moment that these are hyper-advanced civilizations, why are they, or at least their messengers, seemingly incapable of materialist analysis of social systems? what of the billions of people scrambling to survive, working away at mind-destroying jobs (if they’re the lucky ones!) that leave them with no energy to be capable of working on finding enlightenment and universal forgiveness even if they manage to not only stumble upon the message but not outright reject it due to social conditioning? is transcension, or being saved, only for the credulous bougie few? perhaps we really are receivers for something larger, souls if you like, which exist before our human lives and exist after them, for which all of the span of human existence is a stage play in which all suffering and joy and good and evil are ephemeral and only have meaning as lessons to larger selves. i don’t subscribe to this one either, but it’d be nicer than most of the alternatives you aren’t asking questions, you’re projecting your own idealistic ideology which you seem convinced is somehow intrinsically correct onto things that we don’t even know exist and which may be beyond our comprehension if they do, and you’re ignoring that they’ve seemingly already been here for thousands of years (or more!) and have sat idly by as billions of humans have lived brutal, truncated lives and that only reflects on you
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# ? Dec 15, 2021 07:18 |
anyway have some Ross everyone! https://youtu.be/RSK6G5b4-_I
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# ? Dec 15, 2021 07:19 |
Wheeee posted:you aren’t asking questions, you’re projecting your own idealistic ideology which you seem convinced is somehow intrinsically correct onto things that we don’t even know exist and which may be beyond our comprehension if they do, and you’re ignoring that they’ve seemingly already been here for thousands of years (or more!) and have sat idly by as billions of humans have lived brutal, truncated lives nah i just have no clue what an advanced civilization looks like and don't feel comfortable with assuming they're big brained space weirdos that think of us as ants, or that they're space hippies recruiting for the galactic federation, or any of that poo poo. it's a question that, if you choose to engage with it, only provides insight into what you think humans would do in that position, and it seems to me personally that super-advanced humans would probably not have anywhere close to a unified perspective
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# ? Dec 15, 2021 07:37 |
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munce posted:100% real genuine non-cgi ufo battle videos Nice of the Aitee to fight in broad daylight at low altitudes over clearly recognizable landmarks! (Nice effort to whoever did that, though.)
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# ? Dec 15, 2021 07:55 |
Boat Stuck posted:Wow the UFO thread is something else. lol I consider it a personal point of pride that the absolutely insane denizens of the covid thread think it's us that are crazy. Wang Commander posted:So I've been Max Titering a full Moderna dose every 3 weeks since my second dose back in February. I had to get some blood work done for my annual physical and they said my blood looked unusual in the tube, like visibly. They thought it was excessive lipids at first, but my cholesterol was normal, so they ran some more tests and it was antibodies. Anyway my doctor says my blood is way too viscous now and it explains why my blood pressure is up and they're worried about my kidneys between the inflammation and the thickening! I haven't come clean about the boosters yet so if you see a preprint about an insanely excessive antibody production with the Moderna vaxx it's just me and my boy Max.
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# ? Dec 15, 2021 08:07 |
Jazerus posted:nah i just have no clue what an advanced civilization looks like and don't feel comfortable with assuming they're big brained space weirdos that think of us as ants, or that they're space hippies recruiting for the galactic federation, or any of that poo poo. it's a question that, if you choose to engage with it, only provides insight into what you think humans would do in that position, and it seems to me personally that super-advanced humans would probably not have anywhere close to a unified perspective I’m not necessarily assuming they are either, but I’m not uncomfortable speculating about things outside of my own ideological view, and I’m also not positing a unified perspective among all potential non-human individuals. I think I even used the common phrase ‘by and large’ more than once when talking about humanity as a means of providing an easily understood disambiguation. Perhaps I should have put some more effort in and spelled things out more clearly for you. You’re still making uninformed value judgements and thinking you’re in a position to look down on me for not adhering to your personal ideals, and it’s not the first time you’ve done so in this thread. I’d like you to continue to share your perspectives on this wacky UAP stuff, it’s all good since none of us actually know poo poo, but please stop trying to judge me for my own scattershot speculative shitposts, even if you were my equal it would be pointless and irritating.
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# ? Dec 15, 2021 08:11 |
Wheeee posted:You’re still making uninformed value judgements and thinking you’re in a position to look down on me for not adhering to your personal ideals, and it’s not the first time you’ve done so in this thread. honestly i feel like you make a lot of value judgments, or appear to anyway. i'm not uncomfortable speculating outside of my own views either, but you present a lot of statements as though there's not much room for disagreement. perhaps it's just a posting style thing. quote:even if you were my equal it would be pointless and irritating. feeling like this attitude might be why i tend to poke at your posts. "even if you were my equal" lmao what the gently caress i just feel like assuming aliens are necessarily detached and disinterested in the dumb apes is sort of a logical extension of NDT brain into the realm of "okay there probably are aliens, but..." but if you're recognizing that it's one possibility among many i don't have a problem with that Wheeee posted:I’d like you to continue to share your perspectives on this wacky UAP stuff im glad i have your permission to keep posting. if you wanted me to chill out this wasn't the tone to take in your post, but in the spirit of bird thread i'll chill out anyway
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# ? Dec 15, 2021 08:34 |
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I've discovered something in my private studies so profound that it will rock humanity to its core.
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# ? Dec 15, 2021 08:48 |
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Somber, I know
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# ? Jun 13, 2024 04:52 |
proof of hybrid program
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# ? Dec 15, 2021 09:17 |