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I'm watching Black Hawk Down and there are a billion British actors in it who all need to work on their accents. And Jaime Lannister for some reason.
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Stink Billyums posted:they're really missing out on excellent content like this The best part: this is a Marvel movie.
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# ? Feb 13, 2022 04:58 |
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Gripweed posted:That makes sense, Rich is an old man who doesn't like change. Rich is an old man who doesn't like asians, let's not give him too much credit
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# ? Feb 13, 2022 05:14 |
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Jay doesn’t like anime because he can only fantasize about skinning and wearing the faces of flesh-and-blood women. Seriously, if Mike or Jay liked any anime, I’m sure it would’ve come up in one of their yearly wrap-ups at least once. It hasn’t, because anime is dreck. Worse than all the Don Dohler and Polonia Brothers movies combined.
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# ? Feb 13, 2022 05:24 |
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Jay actually constantly talks about anime in the same way Mike always brings up Star Trek in every situation, but they cut it out because Jay watches the REAL hosed up poo poo and they don’t wanna face demonetization
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The extent of Rich’s anime enjoyment is the video game Zone of the Enders, he otherwise hates anime because the voices are annoying and the general pervert aesthetics.
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Endless Trash posted:The extent of Rich’s anime enjoyment is the video game Zone of the Enders, he otherwise hates anime because the voices are annoying and the general pervert aesthetics. I have it on good authority that Rich disappeared into his bedroom for an entire year in his late teens with a gallon of lotion and a VHS copy of Heavy Metal 2000 he stole from the library.
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# ? Feb 13, 2022 06:02 |
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Gutcruncher posted:Jay actually constantly talks about anime in the same way Mike always brings up Star Trek in every situation, but they cut it out because Jay watches the REAL hosed up poo poo and they don’t wanna face demonetization Jay is a Legend of the Overfiend fan.
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IShallRiseAgain posted:Jay is a Legend of the Overfiend fan. Animes different friends in high school showed me to try to get me to like anime. Legend of the Overfiend Ninja Scroll Akira some hosed up poo poo about an elf whose dick was too big to fit in his elf girlfriend, so he had to go on a quest for “harpie ooze,” to lubricate his dick enough that he could fit his dick in his girlfriend. Might’ve had an innocuous name like, “The Elven Bride” or something. Yeah, even as a horny teenage boy I thought that poo poo was hosed up. And Akira was just boring as hell.
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# ? Feb 13, 2022 06:16 |
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I thought Akira ruled when I saw it as a teen but haven't watched in years so I have no idea.. The music was pretty great though.
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# ? Feb 13, 2022 06:17 |
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Bartkira is better. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SWt6OQ4Nl4
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# ? Feb 13, 2022 06:21 |
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I watched the latest season of Disenchantment. I guess Groening thinks he's getting another despite Netflix being Netflix.
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Not anime, but Flight of Dragons scared the poo poo out of me as a little kid. It's darker than it has any right to be.
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Rod Hoofhearted posted:Animes different friends in high school showed me to try to get me to like anime. I had a friend in middle/high school with a "cool mom" who would buy him anything and he was really into getting and showing off the really weird poo poo. If there was any event at his place he would pull out some weed and some random weird rear end pervert anime and put it on so I have seen all of those. IIRC the elf thing was a porn parody of Record of Lodoss War, which is literally an anime about some dude's tabletop RPG game. So yeah, your friends made you watch hentai lol e: i hope you got free weed out of it
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IShallRiseAgain posted:Jay is a Legend
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# ? Feb 13, 2022 06:33 |
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That Bartkira rules, I am surprised I had never seen that before!! Lmao at Flanders getting mowed down
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# ? Feb 13, 2022 06:36 |
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TTBF posted:e: i hope you got free weed out of it Nope.
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# ? Feb 13, 2022 06:41 |
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in high school our tape-trading Japanese obsession was hyper violent live action stuff like Battle Royale, Ichi the Killer, Audition, Dumpling I somehow never got any of them except Battle Royale, which was mine my first Takashi Miike film was The Bird People in China lol 😇
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# ? Feb 13, 2022 06:49 |
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Finished Black Hawk Down. That was definitely a Bush era war movie about shooting black people. By the end of it I wasn't even angry at how they portrayed the Somalis as a horde of zombies. I was just bored. Ridley Scott made a loving Michael Bay movie and forgot to make it engaging.
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Rod Hoofhearted posted:Animes different friends in high school showed me to try to get me to like anime. Hey dude I just got into these Live Action western films, Talkies they call em. Here check out this tape I think its pretty representative of Talkies. *begins Swap.avi*
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Vakal posted:Not anime, but Flight of Dragons scared the poo poo out of me as a little kid. It's darker than it has any right to be. Guess I'm watching ugly Rankin/Bass dragerns featuring James Earl Jones tonight.
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# ? Feb 13, 2022 08:26 |
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Flight of Dragons might have been my most-played VHS as a kid. I watched that very same tape over Christmas with my mom and brother on a tiny-rear end built-in-VCR TV and it still kinda owns.
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# ? Feb 13, 2022 08:39 |
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:Not having played the games or read the novels, I'm still loving baffled by what's going on in the Witcher. Everyone keeps naming places. The only one I remember is Milfguard. Nobody has any cultural signifiers. The kid's grandpa is a skeliga, what the gently caress is that? He was just another bland pudgy british guy. The nilfguard guys are more generic british guys. Geralt looks like a freak but apparently that's not a Witcher thing it's a Geralt thing? The others are just more regular dudes? I'm so confused by the stakes. No one is willing to make fun, episodic fantasy entertainment. It all has to be a dreadful, dull, epic high-stakes slog. The witcher would have been great if it was made as a modern hercules/xena instead of a lotr knockoff. e: TheSwizzler posted:Wouldn't The Witcher just be better as a Rami-Tapert joint? Like 26 episode seasons with Geralt and a revolving cast of sidekicks getting into scrapes, fighting monsters and solving problems? That'd still leave enough room for the mage nonsense/Niflgard stuff/Ciri story to slowly develop in the background. Trying to do a 10-episode prestige format with something that's fundamentally best as "Man scowls, fights a wacky monster" just seems like a losing proposal. You don't need to turn it into some kinda GoT politics-fest. Just cut the budget, shoot more episodes and give us more silly monster poo poo. Vim Fuego fucked around with this message at 09:24 on Feb 13, 2022 |
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Rod Hoofhearted posted:Animes different friends in high school showed me to try to get me to like anime. Lmao wtf
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PostNouveau posted:Shoulda got the lady from the stoned elf gif imho
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Regarde Aduck posted:Lmao wtf seriously, Akira's a classic
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# ? Feb 13, 2022 09:23 |
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One of the highlights of Jackass Forever is someone shouting after a prank that he's a vegetarian and it cracking up the cast and crew even harder than before. it's a weird reaction to getting covered in pig cum, it had me in stitches more than the prank itself.
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Shinjobi posted:One of the highlights of Jackass Forever is someone shouting after a prank that he's a vegetarian and it cracking up the cast and crew even harder than before. Uh oh, Raw is going to happen in real life.
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super sweet best pal posted:Uh oh, Raw is going to happen in real life. A pretty French girl will discover she has a taste for human flesh and is descended from a line of cannibals?
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Dr. Thoss posted:A pretty French girl will discover she has a taste for human flesh and is descended from a line of cannibals?
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Gutcruncher posted:Jay actually constantly talks about anime in the same way Mike always brings up Star Trek in every situation, but they cut it out because Jay watches the REAL hosed up poo poo and they don’t wanna face demonetization It's ok she's actually a 9000 year old demonitization on the body of a child.
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# ? Feb 13, 2022 09:48 |
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Kingo Ligma posted:9000 year old demonitization what should happen if you have M*x L*ndis in a YouTube video
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Quantum of Phallus posted:what should happen if you have M*x L*ndis in a YouTube video Kinda weird that the family name is Landis when his dad telling the pilot to "Landis chopper" killed like 8 kids
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infernal machines posted:I watched the latest season of Disenchantment. I guess Groening thinks he's getting another despite Netflix being Netflix. I think this season's somehow even worse than previous ones. It's always focused on some evil conspiracy but the goals and methods and even the makeup of the conspiracy seem to change every 3 episodes or so. The stakes are never spelled out. I wouldn't even call the end a cliffhanger. It ends in what seems like the middle of an episode with a completely unexplained allusion to a sinister plan (I dunno Dagmar's gonna use her doppelganger's head to do ....... something). Very fitting ending since that was like half the show anyway.
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Quantum of Phallus posted:watch Dead Presidents by the Hughes brothers. That’s my weekend recommendation. Good as gently caress Keromaru5 posted:The best part: this is a Marvel movie. Raspberry Bang posted:Clearly
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# ? Feb 13, 2022 12:23 |
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Is there no werewolf sex hentai somebody can send it to JayRLStation?
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# ? Feb 13, 2022 12:49 |
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I remember renting dead presidents in like 96 and thinking it was great
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Vim Fuego posted:seriously, Akira's a classic I watched it a couple years ago, and wasn't really blown away by it. I ended up being uninterested in most of what was happening and I think there was alot happening so that kind of just made most of the movie dull to me. There were some cool and weird sequences, but I wouldn't really want to watch the whole thing again. Randarkman fucked around with this message at 13:51 on Feb 13, 2022 |
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Akira is overrated as gently caress. Not only is it anime (bad), it also suffers from having to adapt 50350 pages of comics into a 2hr film. Looks great though.
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Quantum of Phallus posted:Akira is overrated as gently caress. Not only is it anime (bad), it also suffers from having to adapt 50350 pages of comics into a 2hr film. Looks great though.
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