Ellie Trashcakes posted:

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

syntaxfunction posted:

It's all about execution. If you're being awkward and trying to hide your scales then that's just weird.

Now, if you walk in holding the scales like Liberty and shouting "I am They who judges the fries. Bring before me your standard serve and let your establishment and souls be judged." Then place your scales on the table and glare before the cowards and their ill prepared servings of fries.

KoRMaK posted:

uhhh, hmmmm

so it's this or anime tits that you have to pick from in geek culture?

Philthy posted:

or elden ring i guess

KoRMaK posted:

oh ill take an eldin ring with tits then, please

BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:

The tits will be very unwholesome and disturbing.

TITTIEKISSER69 posted:

silicone thrills posted:

You mean climate daddy?





God the 2020 president primary was a hell scape.

Vim Fuego posted:

The man who cared so much about his carbon tax he gave $9 Billion dollars to Boeing. The ultimate lib

silicone thrills posted:

They made a plane so carbon neutral it sat on tarmac and in parking lots for 2 years! He really had to hand it to them.

RFC2324 posted:

Its the dorky looking one, right?

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Did you know that he's called Wally in Britain instead of Waldo? loving backwards savages.

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Where's Wally flows much better than Where's Waldo, you heathen!

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

The villain is still called Odlaw though which doesn't make any sense

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His name "Odlaw" is simply a reversal of "Waldo" from the American editions, although he is still called "Odlaw" in the United Kingdom as well. In the reboot, he is reimagined as Odlulu, a misunderstood pre teen female Anti-Wanderer designed as a fusion between Wenda, Wilma, and Odlaw's traditional designs. She sports a yellow baseball cap with black stripes and glasses with angular black frames, and shoulder-length black hair with a yellow streak. She wears a long-sleeved black and yellow top, and a yellow skirt, knee-high black socks with white cuffs and blue shoes.

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Where's Wally flows much better than Where's Waldo, you heathen!

FFT posted:

lmao what the gently caress, there was a reboot?

christmas boots posted:

Oh for sure. The Waldo canon got super impenetrable after a while if you didn't keep up with the movies.

Malachite_Dragon posted:

I like a good username/post joke.

FFT posted:

Listen, I'm on board for Carmen Sandiego movies but what the gently caress is a Where's Waldo/Wally movie?

freeedr posted:

The best Waldo villain is Odlid

FFT posted:

lmao what the gently caress, there was a reboot?

Ghost Leviathan posted:

There was a Where's Wally cartoon back in the 90s. Was actually pretty fun. Wally is basically a ridiculously cheerful optimistic tourist bordering on no common sense.

Karate Bastard posted:

It's p great. Philip Glass made the soundtrack.

DeathByChocolate posted:

Ok (I'm on my boyfriends name) I feel the need to help.

Have her put a pillow under her butt so it's more accessible..it can also help loosen things up and it won't be so hard. I read this in some book and it really helped the first time. Use lots of lube (whats on the condom is not enough). I find that if my boyfriend kisses me (on the lips or on my neck) it doesn't hurt at all because I am thinking about him doing that instead of his penis going in, so you should try that. She'll get distracted and relax her muscles and then you can try to push it..don't try too hard, just go slow.

My hymen actually didn't break until 3 or 4 months after I first had sex..I know that's weird, I have no idea why, but then when it did it didn't even hurt.

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DACK FAYDEN posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKeSHj0OUa4

the theme song was atrociously bad, and also this video is of quality to match, but mostly I just wanted to post it so that other people can hear the "where's waldo" I hear when everyone posts Where's Waldo

Dareon posted:

Yeah, if you just go by the main numbered entries, you'll be just so goddamn confused about who all these different Waldos are and who all is in Organization Whitebeard.

Martman posted:

Waldo's name suggests he may already be the evil version of some other hero named Maldo

venus de lmao posted:

ZA WARUDO

DACK FAYDEN posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKeSHj0OUa4

the theme song was atrociously bad, and also this video is of quality to match, but mostly I just wanted to post it so that other people can hear the "where's waldo" I hear when everyone posts Where's Waldo

venus de lmao posted:

ZA WARUDO

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

It doesn't though.

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Looks like they must have even made different voice tracks, since I remember the Wally version, which flows a LOT better.

Odlaw is perhaps unsurprisingly the best part, and there's a running gag that Wally isn't actually aware he exists.

Kit Walker posted:

"Dalahästen" means "The Dala Horse"

BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:

So when Gandalf (written by a linguist) said "run Shadowfax, show us the meaning of haste"

He was saying "show us the meaning of horse"

flavor.flv posted:

The English word haste actually comes to us from a completely different old Norse word, heifst

He's saying show us the meaning of violence

BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:

Another failed goon etymologist

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

what's insects got to do with anything

Vib Rib posted:

I just can't wrap my head around how little stuff that is. Where are the rest of your blankets? Where are the rest of your CLOTHES? Forget bears, he's going to loving freeze to death on the first night. Starvation too, since I see roughly half a meal's worth of food, but that takes longer to die from.

christmas boots posted:

You cut open the bear and sleep inside the carcass. I saw it on an episode of star wars

nashona posted:

nah that would only keep you lukewarm.

Brandfarlig posted:

Of Richard Scawryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Zetsubou-san posted:

context: an idiot is attempting to hike from ontario to yukon and is woefully unprepared

Pigbuster posted:

You have failed the orb.

ultrafilter posted:

buttcoin: involuntary orb return

Boxturret posted:

Boxturret posted:

RPATDO_LAMD posted:

the Orb may be following the path of evil, but worry not, friend
compromised Orbs are the path of the future. they will fight for justice