Physical posted:

Are you guys not reading the text that says "not really this is really sad?" The guy did make me feel really depressed by drudging up my old rap sheet but I still don't want him to kill himself.

And when the gently caress did SA get a tasteless or too soon policy?

Like I said, even though he burned me really really bad, resulting in me feeling awful and depressed for a couple days which usually people over the internet can't do, I still whole heartily wish that he was still here to rip on me.

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CubicalSucrose posted:

tokin opposition posted:

Good job you just necroed the derail dipshit

lumpentroll posted:

were you dead?

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

they're not mine it's not a brag!!!

(anyone unaware of context please go read forming)

Grumbletron 4000 posted:

Does anyone remember the quote from the Pele/Oddjob saga where someone, pleading with Oddjob to reconsider his choices, describes Pele's rear end hole. The part I remember is calling the little rolled up bits of toilet paper "GI Joe joints".

Carthag Tuek posted:

Grumbletron 4000 posted:

Does anyone remember the quote from the Pele/Oddjob saga where someone, pleading with Oddjob to reconsider his choices, describes Pele's rear end hole. The part I remember is calling the little rolled up bits of toilet paper "GI Joe joints".

Breetai posted:

W... What was the Pele/Oddjob saga?

Breetai posted:

W... What was the Pele/Oddjob saga?

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Pele was an infamous early goon. Oddjob decided to marry her.

King-O-Pork posted:

All comedy aside i'm literally panicking. I almost loving cried for this kid. I understand what it's like to be confused. Dude she's not normal!!!!

You shouldn't be doggy styling her, grabbing onto her gut like it was a unatit on some hosed up chernobyl child. You shouldn't be blowing your load in her vortex and rolling off of her, making that sweaty leg on leather chair sound and placing yer head on her sour milk scented flatty-fatty chest, and look up and see the face of your own uncle with long hair.

That's hosed. You're loving sick dude. If this isn't a gimmick, or if you don't stop this relationship RIGHT NOW, you're done. Your life is over.

Do me one favor. Get her horny, turn on ALL the lights, and demand it if she asks for them off. Spread her rear end cheeks and have an honest look. Just you and the rear end in a top hat. Describe the colors to yourself, describe the textures in your mind. See that loving tiny joint-looking roll of toilet paper on her rear end in a top hat? remember it. See those tarantula hairs? remember it!! Smell it...loving SMELL IT. Look at the vaginal discharge...see the loving smegma. remember it all! Then go to sleep. Or should i say TRY to sleep. Then wake up and say "Yep that's my wife." If you can say those words without getting embarassed, I'm gonna become an evangelist, and try to rid the world of evil.

Just do me that favor, and see if you still have wedding bells in your mind.

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

Maybe I do have a moral aversion to making money because here goes. You could have continued doing this forever if you weren't trying to pin the blame on another user. I read your posts in the GBS thread and thought to myself "drat - who would be dumb enough to buy that avatar in response to those posts?" It seemed to good to be true from your perspective, and well, it was. Why the gently caress would you buy this avatar for yourself? I know you are aware of the ongoing discussion about avatar traceability. The part that has gone unsaid is that I can look up when someone buys an avatar for themselves, and that's what you did here. You log in to the forums to do so and they are associated with your account.


link here:https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=1&threadid=4027239&pagenumber=20&perpage=40#post530681135

I guess I can see why you said this:

I wish I could say this is the first time you've done this, but it's not. You seem to have used the avatar system to direct death threats at yourself and tell yourself to kill yourself repeatedly and even said that you, yourself should "join the 41%". Why? Why the gently caress would you do that? Mirror universe Koala's March where she sockpuppets negative attention at herself instead isn't any more fun. I maybe get it a little bit up until the point where you start blaming other people for them and manipulatively pretending you don't know what they're referring to.

So yeah, I am averse to making money if it's from someone buying hateful avatars for themselves and trying to pin it on other people.

fake edit: lmfao I swear on my forums life I'm not responsible for that KM avatar - it wasn't there when I started typing this post. Someone else must have puzzled it out.

Captain Invictus posted:

Now for something actually hilarious

Grumbletron 4000 posted:

Does anyone remember the quote from the Pele/Oddjob saga where someone, pleading with Oddjob to reconsider his choices, describes Pele's rear end hole. The part I remember is calling the little rolled up bits of toilet paper "GI Joe joints".

Grumbletron 4000 posted:

For fun, I'm going to recount the story as I remember it.

Grumbletron 4000 posted:

There we go. I forgot that she made her reputation by posting a thread inviting anybody in Seattle to have sex with her. Apparently Lowtax was involved at some point too. This was a different place in those days. Anyway, this is the quote I was looking for...

Captain Invictus posted:

Now for something actually hilarious

Captain Invictus posted:

Now for something actually hilarious

Antivehicular posted:

so did Pele actually, like, do anything, or was she just an unattractive woman on the Internet

Captain Invictus posted:

Now for something actually hilarious

Captain Invictus posted:

Now for something actually hilarious

Autisanal Cheese posted:

Mirror Universe Koala's March, goddamn

Autisanal Cheese posted:

Mirror Universe Koala's March, goddamn

Herstory Begins Now posted:

Captain Invictus posted:

Koala's Brontosaurus Rats

the entire thread is rightfully dunking on them and then HBN posted this and yeah that sums it up:

some plague rats posted:

Okay if I've gotta say the quiet part loud: all the other mods like that I say the poo poo they're thinking, and send me supportive PMs when I do things like start a Genuine Misogyny thread in cspam or "deny" "genocides". They love it

Mia Wasikowska posted:

Feels Villeneuve posted:

looks like yet another organized attempt to bully a female IK off the forums

HazCat posted:

So are we just all going to ignore that she's done it repeatedly? This wasn't a one-time lapse due to Real Life poo poo.

Endorph posted:

i assume jeffrey meant 'repeatedly in the past few days' since shes gotten a bunch of avs in the past few days

sebmojo posted:

There's one from mid 2021.

Endorph posted:

you would not believe the sigh i just made

Endorph posted: