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RealityWarCriminal posted:nerds grasp onto the video game controller when it's one of the simpler systems on board We know what video game controllers are and thing is that is specifically one of the worst choices they could have made of video game controllers for numerous reasons If they can't even get a second hand 360 controller for like 20 bucks on Ebay or dug out of their closet then it makes a wonderful microcosm of the bad decisions in every other aspect
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Jun 21, 2023 09:16
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Morbus posted:he thought there was 96 hours of air because he left the hatch open for 96 hours before they begin their voyage. Could someone calculate the volume of the submersible and tell me how much air could be in there and crosscheck that with the average hourly consumpion of 5 adult males? Mr Hootington posted:The funniest outcome is the sub is found, but only 1 person is alive and it is obvious they murdered each other. This would have only been funny if they had been found within like 24 hours or something imo Edit: how much water do these assholes have anyway? 4 days, 5 people, you need a lot of water. Also if you're bobbing on the surface, good luck keeping the water inside your body. Orange Devil has issued a correction as of 09:49 on Jun 21, 2023 |
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Jun 21, 2023 09:17
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tbh I think the funniest outcome is it washing up somewhere in several years and I get to go "oh yah lol" but it probably disintegrated and is lost forever
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Jun 21, 2023 09:56
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Lacrosse posted:700 migrants lost their lives recently and nobody gives a drat, but a handful of billionaire dipshits with a death wish go missing and everyone loses their minds The fact that these happened within a week of eachother and the difference in response really ought to clue people in on the whole class awareness thing but nope. skooma512 posted:* PAUL-HENRI NARGEOLET. The 77-year-old French explorer, whom media say is one of the five on board, is director of underwater research at a company that owns the rights to the Titanic wreck. He thought he owned the Titanic wreck, but the Titanic wreck owned him.
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Jun 21, 2023 10:01
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Obviously we can fathom it. It's ~2400 fathoms. Boom. Fathomed.
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Jun 21, 2023 10:08
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DancingShade posted:When the rich & people in high places have bad luck its a tragedy. Better make a play or movie about it and offer sympathy. and that's why shakespeare is the master of the form because he made his tragedies funnier than his comedies
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Jun 21, 2023 11:41
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Relevant Tangent posted:there is not a single billionaire, not one, who isn't directly responsible for so much misery that the world would be better without them in it Oprah spread blood libel on her show
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Jun 21, 2023 12:10
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SKULL.GIF posted:Did you know that when a submersible implodes at that depth that the air pressure in front of the wave is so high that the air actually combusts? In the split second before you are crushed by the pressure of the wave you are hit by a wall of fire. that’s my fetish
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Jun 21, 2023 12:20
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insane clown pussy posted:and that's why shakespeare is the master of the form because he made his tragedies funnier than his comedies I'm not sure 'comedy' in his day had the same meaning it does now, at the very least it's closer to what we'd call romcom with a romance being explicitly a central feature. See also The Divine Comedy. Romeo and Juliet was also a genre-busting swerve back in the day as it starts out like a comedy and switches to tragedy.
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Jun 21, 2023 12:46
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Ghost Leviathan posted:I'm not sure 'comedy' in his day had the same meaning it does now, at the very least it's closer to what we'd call romcom with a romance being explicitly a central feature. See also The Divine Comedy. the myth so nice he stole it twice
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Jun 21, 2023 12:49
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Antonymous posted:what is combusting in this scenario anything with an auto ignition temperate below 2k F°
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Jun 21, 2023 12:51
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Real hurthling! posted:
So this thing could be piloted entirely from the surface for the same effect other than the high risk of death?
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Jun 21, 2023 12:51
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Cheesus posted:Am I correct in my understanding that this loving thing doesn't even have windows and all observations of the wreck are via external cameras through internal monitors? it has a front glass dome on the bow rated to 1/3rd of the depth it was going to operate at
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Jun 21, 2023 12:53
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Real hurthling! posted:it has a front glass dome on the bow rated to 1/3rd of the depth it was going to operate at they're operating it at 10x its rating depth also it's positioned right behind the toilet
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Jun 21, 2023 13:00
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No point to that China visit when our media and political apparatus show we can't be trusted. https://twitter.com/SquawkCNBC/status/1671488125778948096?t=wL9mxGn_cn7UiWNzsU69og&s=19 The continued dismantling and undermining of Warner Brothers https://twitter.com/Wario64/status/1671380132425261057?t=hUuZJtAAw7Yxf0Kz1QkFig&s=19
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Jun 21, 2023 13:06
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i can't wait for the MAX app to get bad enough that I have to switch from ATT to Verizon to get rid of it (i get it for free from ATT but I'm probably getting ripped off on my contract and I should reassess whether its worth it to be paying for unlimited data every month)
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Jun 21, 2023 13:09
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Mr Hootington posted:No point to that China visit when our media and political apparatus show we can't be trusted. JAY ZERO SUM GAME posted:this is the boat thread
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Jun 21, 2023 13:10
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After the submarine excitment I can't wait until there are regular rocket trips into outer space for billionaires. Oh no their rocket went missing after landing on the far side of the moon. Also their rocket was made of aluminium foil, cardboard and controlled with a street fighter arcade controller rigged to a truck battery. Safety schmafety. There are profits to be had in those moon rocks.
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Jun 21, 2023 13:15
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https://twitter.com/TODAYshow/status/1671479795173974019?s=20 wait, how did that hollywood movie end again? 
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Jun 21, 2023 13:15
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 This is the boat thread https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=4034727&pagenumber=2&perpage=40
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Jun 21, 2023 13:16
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is pepsi ok posted:https://twitter.com/TODAYshow/status/1671479795173974019?s=20 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkhBPF4yfkI&t=44s
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Jun 21, 2023 13:29
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It's time for a new goon project where we charge billionaires $350,000 to visit the center of an active volcano. My vessel will be made out of the same fire retardant wood used to construct five over ones, four skateboards and an RC car controller. We can call it the Pompeii experience.
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Jun 21, 2023 13:42
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Beached Whale posted:It's time for a new goon project where we charge billionaires $350,000 to visit the center of an active volcano. My vessel will be made out of the same fire retardant wood used to construct five over ones, four skateboards and an RC car controller. We can call it the Pompeii experience. going to start a Palantir-alike startup that promises to have the tech from Flatliners, allowing the truly rich to enter Heaven for a few minutes for but a small fee to cover operating costs.
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Jun 21, 2023 13:44
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Jun 21, 2023 13:48
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Why is it ominous red text
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Jun 21, 2023 13:52
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Tiberius Christ posted:Why is it ominous red text keeps failing his speech checks
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Jun 21, 2023 13:56
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I choose to believe the billionaires are still alive because I want them to suffer more
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Jun 21, 2023 14:10
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DEFLATIONIZE YOURSELF AND FED TO RATESHED
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Jun 21, 2023 14:14
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quote:21 Jun 2023 13:30:00 - FED'S POWELL: U.S. BANKING SYSTEM IS SOUND AND RESILIENT
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Jun 21, 2023 14:26
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Ghost Leviathan posted:We know what video game controllers are and thing is that is specifically one of the worst choices they could have made of video game controllers for numerous reasons This is especially damning because modern computers have full native support for the Xbox controller, it is literally the best supported gamepad in human history If you are building a system that human life depends on you use the most reliable hardware possible
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Jun 21, 2023 14:29
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Engorged Pedipalps posted:If you are building a system that human life depends on you use the most reliable hardware possible Why are you stiflingly innovation?
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Jun 21, 2023 14:34
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Engorged Pedipalps posted:This is especially damning because modern computers have full native support for the Xbox controller, it is literally the best supported gamepad in human history Love that it was a wireless controller too... in a bolted shut poo poo tube with not even standing room. Like, would the cord have weighed too much? Do rich people recoil in fear when they see a single cord?
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Jun 21, 2023 14:37
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skooma512 posted:* PAUL-HENRI NARGEOLET. The 77-year-old French explorer, whom media say is one of the five on board, is director of underwater research at a company that owns the rights to the Titanic wreck. lol how do you own a mass grave
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Jun 21, 2023 14:38
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the blink-182 stepson is on twitter https://twitter.com/audioguy182/status/1670804371909509121 https://twitter.com/audioguy182/status/1671335064519712768 pinned tweet is a comically large hover-hand lmao https://twitter.com/audioguy182/status/1656517533472792576
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Jun 21, 2023 14:40
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Mr Hootington posted:No point to that China visit when our media and political apparatus show we can't be trusted. Dang I'm not a businessman but seems like a bad decision to acquire the most premium and beloved cable service and proceed not only to dilute it with TLC schlock but also remove the glamour of exclusivity by letting loving Netflix stream GoT
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Jun 21, 2023 14:44
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Wraith of J.O.I. posted:the blink-182 stepson is on twitter lmao those hoverhands
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Jun 21, 2023 14:44
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Justin Tyme posted:letting loving Netflix stream GoT lmao who hasn't watched that through other means by now
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Jun 21, 2023 14:46
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Gwyneth Palpate posted:Love that it was a wireless controller too... in a bolted shut poo poo tube with not even standing room. Like, would the cord have weighed too much? Do rich people recoil in fear when they see a single cord? Yes
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Jun 21, 2023 14:47
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Wraith of J.O.I. posted:the blink-182 stepson is on twitter brian doesn't seem too concerned
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Jun 21, 2023 14:51
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lol the sports radio station morning show is making fun of these morons on the sub and they brought in a former NFL GM to mock them
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Jun 21, 2023 14:51
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