smoobles posted:

we all died in a ghetto submarine

Captain Invictus posted:

freeedr posted:

It irks me too

Captain Invictus posted:

the groversub thread is gonna make me have a stroke from laughing too hard

Captain Hygiene posted:

Milo and POTUS posted:

Alien vs redditor

Wee posted:

Snowy posted:

Has anyone shopped this into a krylon can yet?


Because it looks like a krylon can

Grey Cat posted:

3D Megadoodoo posted:

naem posted:

ultrafilter posted:

mllaneza posted:

e.soundtrack

https://soundcloud.com/grey-6093051...=social_sharing

smoobles posted:

well now that that's over, anyone seen any good tv shows lately

Cthulu Carl posted:

I've been watching The Lazarus Project and now I'm kinda jelly that there could be a supergovernmental organization with time travel technology just looping again and again to watch these billionaires die repeatedly.

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

quote:

I'm kinda jelly

Lol so are they

Wee posted:

OceanGate site is down

Nenonen posted:

How deep?

Azathoth posted:

Failed ANOTHER inspection - Different engineer - SAME pressure vessel. Call me paranoid but I can't imagine that two completely engineers, from competely different government bodies (the NASA and the NOAA), would just randomly come to the same conclusion about such a clever life support setup. I pointed out that Id already purchased and installed over 180 portable CO2 scrubbers over the course of the project, so I probably knew what I was doing by now. And anyway, I could have every seat filled with mouth breathing billionaires, and it wouldn't even take up a quarter of them. Meanwhile, the Ol Wifenheimer, fuzzed out of her mind on black bombers and kratom, skittered by like a trembling woodcutter ant with several dozen sheets of fiberglass hoisted above her quietly jabbering head. I told the Marshal how much I wanted them but he shook his head sadly and said, "Grover, you need to get a single big scrubber, and you need to take the rest away. You can't have them all, it's dangerous, you could all suffocate and you don't want to die at the bottom of the ocean? Do you? That's why we need you to take the portable scrubbers out, Grover, so you don't hurt yourself and your customers." I swore up and down that I'd do the work, and not just try to fool him with a new fake-wiring breathing setup like I did the other guy, but now that he's walked out the door - I kind of feel like just leaving it, and then start dodging inspections until after I get licensed up myself

wesleywillis posted:

How does marge compare to Microwave's mom?
Who wants to photoshop combine them?

ChubbyChecker posted:

Carthag Tuek posted:

is bugs bunny in drag a mom?

Dameius posted:

If you ask him nicely.

Marcade posted:

I find that hard to believe in a world with Wilma Flintstone. Granted, she'd never leave Fred and we know it.

ekuNNN posted:

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rwka1pvEM91r0uzl6.mp4

George H.W. oval office posted:

I want in on this

madeintaipei posted:

*sigh*

Alright. Start running and I'll get the truck.

TulliusCicero posted:

I was telling my wife about Russia's regime imploding and she was like "LOL just like the submarine" and finger gunned me.

God I love her

Barudak posted:

Once again the Russians are betrayed by Nazis they thought they were allied to.

Blue Footed Booby posted:

*shakes magic 8ball* the hottest mom is Mrs Brisby from The Secret of Nimh

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

Crush me, Ishmael

Dillbag posted:

A dingo ate Glenn Close's baby?

E. Oh wait that was Meryl Streep

Martman posted:

Meryl Streep ate Glenn Close's baby??

Manager Hoyden posted:

It's weird seeing all the fawning over orcas since they are some of the most hosed up disturbing animals in the sea

Grassy Knowles posted:

I’m telling the orcas what you said, come to 41º43’32”N, 49º56’49”W if you want an rear end kicking.

Deteriorata posted:

Turns out that the Russian army is the second best army in Russia.

Guavanaut posted:

Lotharius playing the long game.

Armacham posted:

At least they left Brittany alone

Coffee Jones posted:

A logo and patches made and everything

big nipples big life posted:

quote:

fixed

Killer robot posted:

Last time it was five years between the Titanic disaster and the collapse of the Russian Empire. Really speedrunning this time.

Karate Bastard posted:

About Marge being the hottest mom on earth

Paladinus posted:

SLOSifl posted:

I pranked an old coworker by installing an embedded QNX system over his Windows install. He spent like 3 weeks trying to get it to do anything. He got Proton up and from there was able to bootstrap into a Windows VM and was eventually able to convince my (now ex) wife to move in with him. He did find it funny though!

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

quite a lot to unpack there

Paladinus posted:

>gunzip *.*

Owling Howl posted:

This seems super illegal.

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Commenting about the Wagner-led coup attempt in Russia:

Dr Spangle posted:

this went from desert storm to desert bus

EorayMel posted:

DesertIslandHermit posted:

They call it a revolution because you revolve 360 degrees and drive away.

Jothan posted: