Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
Blitter
Mar 16, 2011

https://i.imgur.com/8VyCwF8.mp4
Ready to fight for the STOLLEN ELECTIONS or just outta frame jerkin' SWOLLEN ERRECTIONS?

https://i.imgur.com/lO2k928.mp4

:barf:

Edit: Ew, hideous page snipe so sorry!

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






My god.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

Blitter posted:

https://i.imgur.com/8VyCwF8.mp4
Ready to fight for the STOLLEN ELECTIONS or just outta frame jerkin' SWOLLEN ERRECTIONS?

https://i.imgur.com/lO2k928.mp4

:barf:

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





Speedboat Jones posted:

I have a friend who teaches at a junior high in Burbank, and he said there was a bomb threat yesterday. Turned out to be fake, and the school did an all-call to tell families that school would still be on for today, Friday.

He’s telling me that all his classes are like 12/32 kids. At first he thought the school sent out the all-call too late or something, but the school just found out what really happened.

Some loving CHUD moms group has been spreading rumors that this district is going to be implementing gay pride days, and most of those kids who are absent today were taken out by their parents in protest.

Did you know historically Burbank was a Sundown Town?

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

what hath science wrought?

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

People are having sex less now that at any point in history, Nikki, in large part because it's too loving expensive to raise kids in the economy you helped create, people don't want to bring kids into a dying world you helped create, and they're terrified to get pregnant now under the draconian abortion restrictions you helped create that are literally skyrocketing maternal mortality rates now. But keep dry humping that chicken, I guess, Aunt Lydia.

theghostpt
Sep 1, 2009

Blitter posted:

https://i.imgur.com/8VyCwF8.mp4
Ready to fight for the STOLLEN ELECTIONS or just outta frame jerkin' SWOLLEN ERRECTIONS?

https://i.imgur.com/lO2k928.mp4

:barf:

Edit: Ew, hideous page snipe so sorry!

thanks for the nightmare fuel o7

Speedboat Jones
Dec 28, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Decedent posted:

I loving love this and am sending it to everyone I play gaems with now. :dumbbravo:

I sent it to my friend who works at WB Games because he’s doing community management for MK1 coming up lol

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017




The last thing a jumbo bucket of KFC sees.

tek79
Jun 16, 2008


Whoever made this would only be able to quote "We the People" (and misinterpret what that means) and the second half of the 2nd Amendment if you asked them to explain further. I'd bet my life on it. LOL!

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



nine-gear crow posted:

People are having sex less now that at any point in history, Nikki, in large part because it's too loving expensive to raise kids in the economy you helped create, people don't want to bring kids into a dying world you helped create, and they're terrified to get pregnant now under the draconian abortion restrictions you helped create that are literally skyrocketing maternal mortality rates now. But keep dry humping that chicken, I guess, Aunt Lydia.
I was assured by many very serious people that they would never go swinging for contraception next.

LOL!

Fabulousity
Dec 29, 2008

Number One I order you to take a number two.

Speedboat Jones posted:

I sent it to my friend who works at WB Games because he’s doing community management for MK1 coming up lol

The page snipe is terror inducing but not as terrifying as "community management" "job" for an old nostalgia infected property like the original Mortal Kombat. Be sure to check in on your friend's mental health regularly :ohdear:

Speedboat Jones
Dec 28, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Fabulousity posted:

The page snipe is terror inducing but not as terrifying as "community management" "job" for an old nostalgia infected property like the original Mortal Kombat. Be sure to check in on your friend's mental health regularly :ohdear:

He loves his job. You look quite silly.

great big cardboard tube
Sep 3, 2003


Blitter posted:

https://i.imgur.com/8VyCwF8.mp4
Ready to fight for the STOLLEN ELECTIONS or just outta frame jerkin' SWOLLEN ERRECTIONS?

https://i.imgur.com/lO2k928.mp4

:barf:

Edit: Ew, hideous page snipe so sorry!

"AI" "deepfakes" were a mistake, please take the gift of people being able to do this back I don't want it

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope
Last night I woke up in the middle of the night and looked over at my phone just as the notification came up. Of course, I immediately picked it up and beheld the magnificent lol that had been bestowed upon us.

I like to think an angel whispered in my ear.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

How y'all think :rudy: is doin rn

Do you think he's posting watches on Facebook marketplace yet? :rudy:

forest spirit
Apr 6, 2009

Frigate Hetman Sahaidachny
First to Fight Scuttle, First to Fall Sink


Do I have to do anything besides having posted in this thread for the laughs to get a gang tag?

Because oh boy it has been a joyous news week

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug

great big cardboard tube posted:

"AI" "deepfakes" were a mistake, please take the gift of people being able to do this back I don't want it

The democratization of AI shouldn't be described as Pandora's Box but instead explained as a high-pressure sewage line that cannot be re-capped.

Regrettable
Jan 5, 2010



e: I'm an idiot

the word original really threw me off there for some reason

Regrettable fucked around with this message at 19:33 on Aug 25, 2023

Malinois
Jun 13, 2003


accursed page

Speedboat Jones
Dec 28, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Strong Sauce posted:

Did you know historically Burbank was a Sundown Town?

Isn’t basically every suburb in America historically a Sundown Town?

TheOneAndOnlyT
Dec 18, 2005

Well well, mister fancy-pants, I hope you're wearing your matching sweater today, or you'll be cut down like the ugly tree you are.

nine-gear crow posted:

People are having sex less now that at any point in history, Nikki, in large part because it's too loving expensive to raise kids in the economy you helped create, people don't want to bring kids into a dying world you helped create, and they're terrified to get pregnant now under the draconian abortion restrictions you helped create that are literally skyrocketing maternal mortality rates now.
Yeah but literally none of those things you said matter to this person. The only thing they care about is "is abortion legal?"

Regrettable
Jan 5, 2010



double idiot because quote is not edit

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

Regrettable posted:

MK1 is the new Mortal Kombat that comes out next month.

Making the girls boobs smaller in mk11 outed a shitload of now-former chud customers on my buddies videogame stores facebook page

A Pack of Kobolds
Mar 23, 2007



McGavin posted:

Have this thing I made, thread:



Change posse to greasy nussy and you’re all set.

Remy Marathe
Mar 15, 2007

_________===D ~ ~ _\____/

my cat is norris posted:

here i did the thing

<-- SA-hosted for all of your avatar needs
https://fi.somethingawful.com/safs/titles/f5/db/00161554.0004.gif

Will donate $40 to RAINN for this tag if it stacks w/ Tazer Balls, if it doesn't stack I guess I'll donate anyway but I won't like it

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



FYI - in addition to donating to charity you can also just spend $5 and update your own title with the gangtag. You just put it and any current tags as images in your present title.

Also by spending $5 you help the site maybe get more than part time coding help so that things like attachments 2.0 can happen faster.

Please, still give to charity, but also you can just add the tag quick and easy while keeping everything you have now.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

HEY YOU GUYYYYYSSSS

lifetime supply of Pocky
Aug 19, 2003

Speedboat Jones posted:

Isn’t basically every suburb in America historically a Sundown Town?

there may be a matter of degrees. check out this shithole near the capitol of Nevada

https://www.wnyc.org/story/minden-nv-the-last-sundown-siren/

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

A Pack of Kobolds posted:

Change posse to greasy nussy and you’re all set.

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Three Olives posted:

Before Zillow updated it the source was "Agent Reported", not public records. It was probably someone just screwing around.

https://twitter.com/KatiePhang/status/1695121122805629162

Citing the fraudulent scheme for which you are being charged as reason to change venues for that crime is really something.

Even better, she was impersonating a state official. She's asking to be removed to federal court citing law that says she had to be acting as a federal official. She's not even confessing to the correct crime to justify the motion.

A Pack of Kobolds
Mar 23, 2007




It’s beautiful

Lazyfire
Feb 4, 2006

God saves. Satan Invests

MrQwerty posted:

Yeah but what I said is funnier

Since when has this been a comedy website? Oh. Oh, I've wasted my life.



I mean, she's not wrong. It really should be on men to get vasectomies instead of putting women on hormonal birth control for years/decades. There are slight chances for things like life threatening clots to develop and other negative side effects that are more mundane. By comparison, vasectomies are easy and cheap and almost 100% effective if tested correctly.

Sterilization for women takes longer to recover from and other forms of BC like IUDs and depo shots are not 100 percent effective. Condoms have their place but you don't want to rely on that always being an option or the guy always using one. They made a loving movie about a dude stealthing a woman he just met. Barring making male sterilization free, we should probably make abortion part of normal healthcare. Oh, is that not what this Tweet wanted?

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat
I miss rob ford :canada:

Dementropy
Aug 23, 2010



Three Olives posted:

Before Zillow updated it the source was "Agent Reported", not public records. It was probably someone just screwing around.

https://twitter.com/KatiePhang/status/1695121122805629162

Citing the fraudulent scheme for which you are being charged as reason to change venues for that crime is really something.

Lots of big "As a military spouse..." energy.

great big cardboard tube
Sep 3, 2003


Random Stranger posted:

Even better, she was impersonating a state official. She's asking to be removed to federal court citing law that says she had to be acting as a federal official. She's not even confessing to the correct crime to justify the motion.

Only the most broke and desperate or truly donkey brained lawyers would agree to represent these people so I'm sadly not that surprised at their level of counsel

Dementropy
Aug 23, 2010



https://twitter.com/StormyDaniels/status/1695115271122428401

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



Lazyfire posted:

Since when has this been a comedy website? Oh. Oh, I've wasted my life.

I mean, she's not wrong. It really should be on men to get vasectomies instead of putting women on hormonal birth control for years/decades. There are slight chances for things like life threatening clots to develop and other negative side effects that are more mundane. By comparison, vasectomies are easy and cheap and almost 100% effective if tested correctly.

Sterilization for women takes longer to recover from and other forms of BC like IUDs and depo shots are not 100 percent effective. Condoms have their place but you don't want to rely on that always being an option or the guy always using one. They made a loving movie about a dude stealthing a woman he just met. Barring making male sterilization free, we should probably make abortion part of normal healthcare. Oh, is that not what this Tweet wanted?
That sounds like you're telling men what to do, and as always

https://twitter.com/_EthanGrey/status/1534024500970459138

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Hazo posted:

Do you have a source for this because I'd like to keep it around for lols

I'm not sure of the provenance of this data but

https://www.statista.com/statistics/191219/reported-violent-crime-rate-in-the-usa-since-1990/



FBI violent crime statistics seem to back it up. Haven't done a lot of digging. DO YOUR OWN RESEARCH lol just kidding I'm lazy

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

I do believe that if I were a judge and got a change of venue request effectively stating, "I can't be tried under the legal grounds of the crime I committed; now, let me explain the crime you can't prosecute me for in detail," my reaction would be ":lmao:"

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply