Absurd Alhazred posted:

No, he owns Somtheing Awful, common mistake.

RFC2324 posted:

I really hope Jeff gives fluff a good long time out for that one

OwlFancier posted:

We already have a dragon shout that makes people twerk and lil jon knows all three parts (what, yeah, okay)

Baron von Eevl posted:

You're thinking of noted monster truck newsletter something is awful dot com.

edit

Jeff hasn't re-registered, what if this is what does it and he decides it isn't worth it to find his wallet and pay himself

Outrail posted:

Was that the real Jeff or a cheap knockoff?

Jeffery of YOSPOS posted:

The question was already answered, knock it off or eat a ban.

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Platystemon posted:

It’s his site, he’s supposed to be here!

Air Skwirl posted:

If I'd been born a girl (my parents didn't want to know my sex before I was born) I would have been named Eleanor, but called Nora after Nora Charles, the character from The Thin Man. Which sounds classy because it's an old movie, but I don't see how different it really is from Harley Quinn Smith's name.

Biplane posted:

Naming a goon after a thin man seems wildly optimistic

Raneman posted:

Does anyone know where I can pay people to be my friend?

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Milo and POTUS posted:

You pay me enough I'll be your friend, no questions asked

Outrail posted:

What kind of friend? Beer buddy? With benefits? Burying bodies?

Milo and POTUS posted:

I will defend you ceaselessly on the internet. Elon, I will be yours for a scant 1 billion dollar investment and there's no possible way I could do a worse job than whoever you've got

Arivia posted:

he has catturd2

Pissed Ape Sexist posted:

Aw come on, it was one mild boobie snake and a slightly fuckable demure mouse, nothing weird

sebmojo posted:

I dreamt about low tax last night, we had a nice chat in his office. I pointed at a field outside and said what are those posts, he said oh I was gonna build a really big carpark, I said 'for a website?' and he didn't reply

Jabberlock posted:

1stGear posted:

1stGear posted:

Grassy Knowles posted:

I’ll end the guessing game I made out with Rebecca from Tail Spin

Air Skwirl posted:

You made out with Sally Struthers?

Grassy Knowles posted:

You just blew my mind I can’t believe I never recognized that voice as a kid

And sure we’ll go with that, I admired her charity work?

Dameius posted:

She did apparently make out with you.

dwarf74 posted:

Man, either the threads I IK are too mellow, or I'm just not reading the right threads.

Or maybe people are all quaking in fear of me.

Idk.

Xiahou Dun posted:

No one crosses a dwarf.

Dijkstracula posted:

I bought a waterpik but just never use it, unclear how this will affect my teeth going forward

Chris Knight posted:

I feel a cold wind on my gum line
And the touch of a pick that is too fine

Toss the floss and check the number
Leave it in the bathroom when I slumber

I hear the mumblings of the hygienist
I buy the product and never use it

Ignore the talking of the dentist
Bacteria come in like a tempest

I'm on a waterpik radio
I'm on a waterpik radio

The Wild Man of YOLO posted:

https://twitter.com/TheWapplehouse/status/1698810964743799185?t=NJ9VyJVTsrc4M3dmmgJ7Aw&s=19

Mr. Sunshine posted:

Golden Corral remains the Salò of food joints.

Paper Tiger posted:

The 120 Days of Sodium

Captain Hygiene posted:

Captain Hygiene posted:

Captain Hygiene posted:

khizman posted:

whats happened to dpph
where has it gone

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The 7th Guest posted:

the two youtube genders, showing up in my recs

Skippy McPants posted:

Now we just need to get Doom running on a cat and the future will be complete.

Antigravitas posted:

Rip and Tear (the furniture while you are away)

Milo and POTUS posted:

I will defend you ceaselessly on the internet. Elon, I will be yours for a scant 1 billion dollar investment and there's no possible way I could do a worse job than whoever you've got

silentsnack posted:

if we trace it back far enough all non-hydrogen matter was at some point sharted from a star

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr posted:

Our explosive diarrhea of an universe.

maxe posted:

just packed up a couple of AVB capsules for my ~30 hours of flights from australia to qatar to italy

last time i did a long haul flight on edibles it became a sweaty, intense nightmare which at least distracted me from the fact that I was on a plane. I guess id rather be scared than bored

DoombatINC posted:

aaaah a belly full of ABV, no better way to lift your play token off the game board and drop it somewhere between "dizzying ether frolic" and "the withering flame of man's third act"

Grendels Dad posted:

Parodies of that part of Batman's genesis are never going to get old for me. I am still waiting for a storm to blow something, anything through my window so I can dramatically yell "I shall become [whatever just smashed my window]!"

Gummy Joe posted:

Why limit yourself to times when you're by a window? DC sure didn't:



(Batman vol. 1 #256)

davidspackage posted:

...as if in answer, a drunk fratboy passing by the window lowers his jeans and presses his bare buttocks up against the glass...

Gravitas Shortfall posted:

No, Moon Knight is Marvel

Zetsubou-san posted:

The Wicked ZOGA posted:

These are very much the same gender

Zetsubou-san posted:

quote:

...as if in answer, a drunk fratboy passing by the window lowers his jeans and presses his bare buttocks up against the glass...

mobby_6kl posted:

https://i.imgur.com/cnjUR3u.mp4

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Awash ye salty dog!