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Asterite34 posted:Joke's on you, coppers! I only vape stuff that near-instantly denatures any DNA it touches! Try getting evidence off THAT! Ha! What are you vaping osmiumtetrachlorocyanide?
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Karate Bastard posted:What are you vaping osmiumtetrachlorocyanide? Solar plasma
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# ? Nov 5, 2023 17:28 |
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3D Megadoodoo posted:"Hey I beat that butt-collector dude everyone knows did this!"
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# ? Nov 5, 2023 17:35 |
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Art
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# ? Nov 5, 2023 19:38 |
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Fart
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# ? Nov 5, 2023 20:06 |
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3D Megadoodoo posted:"Hey I beat that butt-collector dude everyone knows did this!" go around the neighborhood with a trash bag, a trash claw, pick up a bunch of poo poo, and no one will question a drat thing. e: you can even sponsor a stretch of road/block(s) in a neighborhood under a fake name, get the state/county to send you the bags and picker, use your own bags and picker to collect in case they ever tie you back to the pseudonym, and commit your crime in an entirely different neighborhood than you're known in. Lib and let die has a new favorite as of 20:43 on Nov 5, 2023 |
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Splicer posted:Strong opening scene, would you like a critically acclaimed 12 episode EU produced miniseries or a US-produced 8 season run that people swear gets good again around season 7? I'd have to say a UK style 6 episode series full of actors who seem familiar because they were secondary characters on Dr Who in the eighties or in a brief gag on the Young Ones.
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Lib and let die posted:go around the neighborhood with a trash bag, a trash claw, pick up a bunch of poo poo, and no one will question a drat thing. *dna poop test comes back* call animal control, it turns out all the dogs in the neighborhood killed that man. smart idea testing that poo poo the perps left on the scene.
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# ? Nov 5, 2023 20:43 |
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Lt. Cock posted:Goddamn I forgot how much I love that cum video
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# ? Nov 5, 2023 20:52 |
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Grassy Knowles posted:*dna poop test comes back* call animal control, it turns out all the dogs in the neighborhood killed that man. smart idea testing that poo poo the perps left on the scene. Never forget: Someone poo poo on my roof topher2915 posted:Last night about nine p.m. I was sitting on my back porch having a beer and a cigarette. I stepped inside to talk to my wife, grabbed a beer and headed back outside. I immediately noticed a puddle that had formed on my deck while I was inside. I thought it was odd, and mentioned it to my wife. She came out, looked at it and determined it (by smell) to be piss. I grabbed a flashlight and hopped on a chair to see what the deal was, as we could see that it was dripping from the roof. BLANCHES oval office posted:agh im going to squat on crazy batshit gun mans roof!!! i hope he has children in the home while i squat barefoot onto his badly done roof and push out me colon snakes. his wife is probably cozy in her snuggly fleece wizard looking robe and the man is drinking a beer. they are not expecting something so bizarre as a child like me to be making GBS threads above them. ahaha im a gradeschool kid who is drinking gin out of a gatorade bottle and now im shot in the stomach by a stupid as gently caress person from the worst state in the country. aaaagh im gutshot and me turds are pouring out silly putty like from the birdshot that riddle me full of deathholes. hail satan death to america i was in band and i was learning clare de lune on the oboe and my mother loved me but now im dead because of guns and idiots.
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Lmfao
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Elissimpark posted:I'd have to say a UK style 6 episode series full of actors who seem familiar because they were secondary characters on Dr Who in the eighties or in a brief gag on the Young Ones. Netflix series cancelled for writeoff purposes because it was only the second most profitable show that year, revived on a service that not every country can get like Hulu, and then cancelled again, finished off on a regional Australian service like Stan that 99% of the rest of the world can't watch.
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EorayMel posted:Never forget: lol
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Malachite_Dragon posted:Good, gently caress smokers who don't clean up their drat cig butts.
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SubponticatePoster posted:Even as someone who smokes, I agree. It's a pain in the rear end in that cars don't have ashtrays in them anymore, but I just knock out the tobacco and put the butt in the little coin holder in the console to throw away later, or if I'm on foot I hang onto it/put it in my pocket until I get to a trash can. The worst is when a business cares enough to put out an ashtray and people still can't be bothered to use it, fuckin' slobs. I have just completely stopped smoking in cars. Ask the giant burn scar on my back why. Also in public. If I can't scrub down after I'm just going to wait. If I think it's gross it's gotta be worse for the rest of the world around me.
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EorayMel posted:Never forget: "There was something that kinda looks like a turd on my roof, time to SWAT-sweep my own house" is maybe my favorite goon story ever
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I can’t believe that was 14 years ago
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freeedr posted:Last time my wife had been out of town I shot off a wiener wiggler that looked like a snake and crashed through the headboard. Felt like my tackle was stomped by a shire horse
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Cold on a Cob posted:nitter still works? I thought they were targeting it specifically or something jeebus bob posted:Someone with a blue checkmark referred to it as ni**er and Musk immediately boosted it to the top of the whitelist
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most of us can only aspire to be this funny
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EorayMel posted:Never forget: Is that where the whole "Dracula turds!" post got started or was that an entirely separate thing about roof shits
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Mushika posted:
Karate Bastard posted:Do you hold other detrimental knowledge to compensate and if so could you please share? Mushika posted:Traditional Zoroastrian burials in Towers of Silence are nearly impossible today in India because of the virtual extirpation of vultures due to the feeding of cattle the drug Diclofenac, which is poisonous to the vultures who feed on and dispose of their carcasses. Karate Bastard posted:God drat it
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* Mazda drat it.
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Platystemon posted:* Mazda drat it. Ahura Mazda drat it.
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# ? Nov 6, 2023 22:32 |
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I grokked this joke. Lål.
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Musician's Lounge › Everyone's a musician. [THREAD OF THE DECADE] Operator posted:You know what? You are pissing me off. Not you ML goons in particular, but the group you belong to. Amateur musicians.
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EorayMel posted:Musician's Lounge › Everyone's a musician. [THREAD OF THE DECADE] Read ML as Marxist-Leninist and was confused all the way through.
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EorayMel posted:Musician's Lounge › Everyone's a musician. [THREAD OF THE DECADE] This dude 100000 per cent plays extremely tired blues licks exclusively learned third hand from white english racists. He has a high end PRS and a mesa Boogie amp (but not a cool one with steel tread plate on the front). He has never got laid from music,.and his gnawing resentment of this fact is slowly turning his prostate into violent cancer.
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ah, goon fanfiction
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The Lemondrop Dandy posted:Read ML as Marxist-Leninist and was confused all the way through. The Communists have the music.
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EorayMel posted:
I remember hearing a very good dramatic reading of this post that someone uploaded, but I have no idea where the link might be or if it's even up anymore
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Nordick posted:I remember hearing a very good dramatic reading of this post that someone uploaded, but I have no idea where the link might be or if it's even up anymore I made Honky Dong Country read it OP https://soundcloud.com/user-641725526/what-is-an-oboe
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EorayMel posted:Musician's Lounge › Everyone's a musician. [THREAD OF THE DECADE] This is the dumbest poo poo I ever read I wish there was less choice, cater to meeeeeeeeee Stop being happy everyone, why aren't you idiots miserable????????
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No I have no idea why this post in particular ticked me off, when there are so many others to rub myself sideways with, and yes I have seen your post history thank you very much
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EricBauman posted:it has always bothered me that it's on its back Grace Baiting posted:but you're not helping. why is that?
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Karate Bastard posted:No I have no idea why this post in particular ticked me off, when there are so many others to rub myself sideways with, and yes I have seen your post history thank you very much yeah well have you seen your post history boom gottem
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EorayMel posted:I made Honky Dong Country read it OP Thank you, God bless
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"A Gioconda? What's that?" "You know what a Mona Lisa is? Same thing."
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Nordick posted:I remember hearing a very good dramatic reading of this post that someone uploaded, but I have no idea where the link might be or if it's even up anymore It sounds like a song Busdriver would sing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksB_sBm81Ko
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