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flavor.flv posted:We have opossums in the area and one night I opened the back door and smacked one right in the face. It didn't hiss, it didn't play dead, it just shook it off and walked away. It didn't even run. I felt lowkey insulted by that we used to have so many porcupines living around my house growing up that you'd have to be careful when you went out onto the front porch this time of year because there was a pretty good chance you might trip over a startled porcupine that was innocently eating an old jack-o-lantern funny quote: SyNack Sassimov posted:goon can't find the platypusary, news at 11 Gravid Topiary has a new favorite as of 08:13 on Nov 3, 2023 |
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External Organs posted:George: I jumped into a hole in my front yard and emerged 5 minutes later, like a newborn baby, from another hole right next to Yankee stadium. Right next to Steinbrenner's parking spot!
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External Organs posted:George: I jumped into a hole in my front yard and emerged 5 minutes later, like a newborn baby, from another hole right next to Yankee stadium. Right next to Steinbrenner's parking spot!
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hell,why notExternal Organs posted:George: I jumped into a hole in my front yard and emerged 5 minutes later, like a newborn baby, from another hole right next to Yankee stadium. Right next to Steinbrenner's parking spot!
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Oposums would be more popular if it wasn't so easy to confuse them for enormous rats when you see them outside at night
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From the schad threadStrixNebulosa posted:Stalked by the Kraken by Lillian Lark is FREE! This is book one in the Monstrous Matches series, and we’ve featured other books in this series before. This one features a matchmaking witch, a kraken, and a no-strings attached relationship. darkwasthenight posted:A different mod, please!
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Was just about to post
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Karate Bastard posted:Was just about to post Please don’t
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Rap Battle: Fictional Characters Susan Calvin posted:So back in November 2008, there was the greatest thread. Rap Battle Time...Historical Figures Edition! HORNEY VAPE BRO posted:"This thread sucks" thiscommercialsucks posted:yo yo my name is fakepostin' and im here to say
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Six bans in three years is a commendable effort
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from PYF thing dragging games downJezza of OZPOS posted:im playing horizon zero dawn and its a pretty good take on an ubisoft game with a bit of gameplay clutter but the egregious thing that bums me out about it is how much it feels like you should be able to climb on anything and you cant. i can kind of see how botw stole its thunder despite being very different games. did they ever improve on that with the sequel or nah? Oxxidation posted:they made it worse. turns out "you can climb anything you want" doesn't work so well in that engine Jezza of OZPOS posted:disappointing but im liking the story and characters enough to still check it out at some point maybe oldpainless posted:It’s still a really good game and worth your time. Not my time because mine is cataclysmically valuable but certainly worth your much less valuable time. I can only play the very best games because of the time thing.
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holy gently caress
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I GOT A COUPON FOR YOU... UNBAN UR ACCOUNT FOR ONLY 10 BUX! HAHA notagoon posted:Doing this in Coupons because it really is my favorite forum. The Free Magazine Subscription thread? Awesome. A big "Thank you " to everyone involved with that. Hopefully soon I'll have some freakin' money to spend on the great deals posted here; I desperately need some shoes and a kewl bag, and another hard drive wouldn't be bad either. So yeah, there's a reason this is the only gray forum I like; that reason is each and every one of you. Keep posting amazing stuff y'all!
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Taeke posted:The real assholes are mosquitoes and flies. Flies are annoying but they act as food to cool frogs I guess. Mosquitoes on the other hand, gently caress 'em. If it weren't for mosquitoes spreading around the worst loving diseases known to man, I bet most societies in Africa would have probably discovered nuclear fission by 800BC.
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They suck but half the world's terrestrial ecosystems would probably collapse if it weren't for mosquitoes.
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Outrail posted:They suck but half the world's terrestrial ecosystems would probably collapse if it weren't for mosquitoes. We could replace them with bees.
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Paladinus posted:We could replace them with bees.
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Nuns with Guns posted:Laughing now because the latest news post says there's going to be 4 starting vampire clans, a 5th added as DLC later, and a 6th as "unique standalone DLC." Also the conceit is you're an elder vampire who got depowered, and you have a thinblood modern vampire guy in your brain to commentate on poo poo Johnny Silverhand-style. Oxxidation posted:i think a lot about how depressing it must be to work for years on something you know is going to be a complete turkey The Wicked ZOGA posted:Try asking your parents
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Paladinus posted:We could replace them with bees. Needs to be something that can transfer down the food chain. Blood is the easiest way unfortunately. Unless we train herbivores to drink apex predator's blood directly.
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Outrail posted:Needs to be something that can transfer down the food chain. Blood is the easiest way unfortunately. Spray bees with blood.
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what now, mosquito defenders
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Destruct the one blood-sucking mosquito species. The others can stay.
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Malachite_Dragon posted:Destruct the one blood-sucking mosquito species. The others can stay. Those are the guys that spread malaria, right? gently caress those guys.
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Malachite_Dragon posted:Destruct the one blood-sucking mosquito species. The others can stay. Facebook Aunt posted:Those are the guys that spread malaria, right? gently caress those guys. There are over a hundred species of mosquito that can spread malaria, and thousands more that are vectors of other serious diseases.
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Platystemon posted:There are over a hundred species of mosquito that can spread malaria, and thousands more that are vectors of other serious diseases. First I'm hearing of this
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Sounds like they'll just all have to go, then. My hands are tied, nothing I can do
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Malachite_Dragon posted:Sounds like they'll just all have to go, then. My hands are tied, nothing I can do Hello sir I - *briefcase full of parasitoid wasps falls open*
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ChickenOfTomorrow posted:
Sad post-username combo
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Elissimpark posted:Hello sir I - All WASPs are parasites
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SHISHKABOB posted:"Turning back, when they reached the bottom of the green hollow, they saw Goldberry, now small and slender like a sunlit flower against the sky: she was standing still watching them, and her hands were stretched out towards them. As they looked she gave a clear call, and lifting up her hand she turned and vanished behind the hill." webmeister posted:She’s standing on the top of a hill, so “gave a clear call” obviously means she had excellent phone reception Tree Bucket posted:No, that's her sister, Blackberry
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There was a story, I can't remember who wrote it, where they were trying to convict a guy by doing a blood test but he protested on religious grounds and it looked like he was going to get away with it. But the detective was friends with a biologist doing research on mosquitoes and managed to convinced his friend to loan him thousands of mosquitoes. He then found the air duct the cell where the guy was holed up and released the mosquitoes there overnight and collected them later. His friend collected enough to build a sample to ascertain the guy's dna to get him convicted. Like obviously it's fictional but lol at sleeping in a closed cell with thousands of bugs sucking your blood and flying into your ears.
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The Saddest Rhino posted:There was a story, I can't remember who wrote it, where they were trying to convict a guy by doing a blood test but he protested on religious grounds and it looked like he was going to get away with it. But the detective was friends with a biologist doing research on mosquitoes and managed to convinced his friend to loan him thousands of mosquitoes. He then found the air duct the cell where the guy was holed up and released the mosquitoes there overnight and collected them later. His friend collected enough to build a sample to ascertain the guy's dna to get him convicted. Like obviously it's fictional but lol at sleeping in a closed cell with thousands of bugs sucking your blood and flying into your ears. Typically how they get DNA from people who don't want to cough up a sample is offer them, like, coffee or a can of coke, and retrieve the cup/can/whatever from the trash. Killers have been convicted because they couldn't shake the habit of tossing cigarette butts wherever. Literally undone by habitual littering.
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Good, gently caress smokers who don't clean up their drat cig butts.
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Blue Footed Booby posted:Typically how they get DNA from people who don't want to cough up a sample is offer them, like, coffee or a can of coke, and retrieve the cup/can/whatever from the trash. Killers have been convicted because they couldn't shake the habit of tossing cigarette butts wherever. Literally undone by habitual littering. Joke's on you, coppers! I only vape stuff that near-instantly denatures any DNA it touches! Try getting evidence off THAT! Ha! ...
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Lifehack: Randomly pick up cigarette butts from the street and keep them in a Ziploc bag. Drop a few at the scene of your many crimes to force the authorities to waste time analysing unrelated DNA.
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Elissimpark posted:Hello sir I - Splicer has a new favorite as of 15:20 on Nov 5, 2023 |
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FreudianSlippers posted:Lifehack: "Hey I beat that butt-collector dude everyone knows did this!"
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3D Megadoodoo posted:"that butt-collector !" starring Denzel Washington
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