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Karma Comedian
Feb 2, 2012

Chrpno posted:

Oh do we hate Fetterman now?? I thought we loooooooved him and wanted to marry him cause he wore big boy shorts and was sassy. Please update

Read the post you quoted

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Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Hazo posted:

Idk if this should go here or the lolelon thread but it’s tragically funny regardless



The Covid vaccine is the only reason for a person with cardiac disease to be in the hospital with heart problems

So who installed the pacemaker?

Chimp_On_Stilts
Aug 31, 2004
Holy Hell.
When is Engoron's ruling expected? For some reason I thought it was today but I guess not.

Mistle
Oct 11, 2005

Eckot's comic relief cousin from out of town
Grimey Drawer

Catastrophe posted:

Remember when Don thought that 9/11 was the same thing as 7-Eleven?

To be fair, there was a major terrorist attack in India on July 11 in 2006, and I remember it because it's a racist mnemonic in America due to the month/day dating system.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2006_Mumbai_train_bombings?useskin=vector


Waffle House posted:

Singer: Taylor. Soldier? Spy!

:lol:


Hazo posted:

Idk if this should go here or the lolelon thread but it’s tragically funny regardless



The Covid vaccine is the only reason for a person with cardiac disease to be in the hospital with heart problems

Many such cases! :sad:

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002

Holy poo poo this is so gross. Silly little banter!

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

Is anyone here familiar with the clown villain from the Terrifier movies? Not that it has anything to do with Kimberly's visage, here. No, no. I'm just curious.

Karma Comedian
Feb 2, 2012

Chimp_On_Stilts posted:

When is Engoron's ruling expected? For some reason I thought it was today but I guess not.
Either today or tomorrow.
He said by end of January. Goons put a lot of expectation on today because it's the last Monday of the month. 2 days left.

MrMojok
Jan 28, 2011

“But was it criminal?!

:smug:

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

Grey Cat posted:

Lift Every Voice and Sing is better and more interesting in every way to The Star Spangled Banner.

a correct opinion tbh

Propaganda Hour
Aug 25, 2008



after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"

MrMojok posted:

“But was it criminal?!

:smug:

There was nothing civil about it! :rimshot:

Accipiter
Jan 24, 2004

SINATRA.

winterwerefox
Apr 23, 2010

The next movie better not make me shave anything :(

The Zombie Guy posted:

For the districts that are gerrymandered to keep Ds from winning, is there any kind of justification on the Rs part as to why they draw the districts that way?

As long as the districts are drawn not to violate a protected class, the party in power can draw it any drat well way they please within state law. Democratic states tend to have laws about districting that puts it in hands of non-political committees. Its why you get statewide Dems winning, like governor and senator, and the state level offices and representatives being R strongholds/supermajority. Alabama? got spanked recently for under representing Black Americans in the state and are under orders to redraw so they get more representation.

This was part of the Voting Rights Act that the Supreme court said was not needed anymore, as a lot of the Treason States were under order to clear any district maps with the DOJ so as to avoid needlessly ordering redraws when they draw a bowl of spaghetti on the map thaty manages to cut individual blocks in half to catch only democrats into a 99% majority district and the rest of the state into 55%/45% R majority. This is what Wisconsin was dealing with for ages.

winterwerefox fucked around with this message at 01:44 on Jan 30, 2024

A GIANT PARSNIP
Apr 13, 2010

Too much fuckin' eggnog



So how much money does she got

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost

Convex posted:

this is the opposite of the goon who kept whistling the wolfenstein 3-d theme tune for decades before realising where it came from

:haibrow: in extremely tense situations I'll hum the start of theme of 1942

Hazo posted:

Idk if this should go here or the lolelon thread but it’s tragically funny regardless



The Covid vaccine is the only reason for a person with cardiac disease to be in the hospital with heart problems

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: I wouldn't trust my chud family to pour piss from a boot, let alone take medical advice from them. Ofc if his sister had died from COVID then he wouldn't get a sweet holier-than-thou shitpost

wheatpuppy
Apr 25, 2008

YOU HAVE MY POST!

Catastrophe posted:

Correct me if I'm more of an idiot than normal but are they seriously saying "We heard the New York Post claims an anonymous person came to them saying these things so we demand a change in the course of legal actions because of those unfounded claims." ??

Oh it's even dumber than that. It's basically saying "we heard an unsubstantiated rumor and we don't actually know how to find out details or if it means we can appeal or something, so please tell us."

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

Grey Cat posted:

Lift Every Voice and Sing is better and more interesting in every way to The Star Spangled Banner.

i like the original song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eg7z0-6Nhc

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005





I realize Jessica Tarlov is controlled opposition but she's too good at it.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

I just want a national anthem that doesnt have god in it.

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
President, Founder of the Brent Spiner Fan Club

Mouse house and a pet called vagina.

Haha Jussie Smolett? Why are they bringing that guy up? I think liberals feel about the same about the hoax as conservatives do, no?

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


A GIANT PARSNIP posted:

So how much money does she got

She gets to see this every night

tek79
Jun 16, 2008


So being found liable for sexual assault by a jury in a civil case means you're totally innocent because reasons? LOL! Nah, Donald Trump is a rapist, full stop. These people have absolutely nothing and it's simultaneously funny and infuriating.

Hazo posted:

Idk if this should go here or the lolelon thread but it’s tragically funny regardless



The Covid vaccine is the only reason for a person with cardiac disease to be in the hospital with heart problems

I got the shots and the boosters. Where's my free pacemaker? I was told I'd get a free pacemaker with the shots. I don't think I know anybody who got the shots got a pacemaker. I WANT TO SPEAK TO THE MANAGER OF THE SHOTS RIGHT NOW!

HKR
Jan 13, 2006

there is no universe where duke nukem would not be a trans ally



Karma Comedian posted:

Either today or tomorrow.
He said by end of January. Goons put a lot of expectation on today because it's the last Monday of the month. 2 days left.

I'm going to guess since we're not seeing reports of increased police presence, traffic diversions and press zones being set up it won't be tomorrow either.

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
President, Founder of the Brent Spiner Fan Club

TontoCorazon posted:

She gets to see this every night



He looks decapitated.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Oh so they are literally trying what they did in the Georgia RICO case again.


Newsmax: "Please, sue us too!"

MrMojok
Jan 28, 2011

credburn posted:

He looks decapitated.

FAKE NEWS, it was in Minecraft

Karma Comedian
Feb 2, 2012

I'm just now realizing i mistyped. I meant either tomorrow or the day after.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Does Engoron call everyone to court to deliver his ruling or is he just gonna like post it online?

A GIANT PARSNIP
Apr 13, 2010

Too much fuckin' eggnog


TontoCorazon posted:

She gets to see this every night



Just gonna pull up some pornaroonie and uhhhh - uh oh

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

CommieGIR posted:

Oh so they are literally trying what they did in the Georgia RICO case again.

Yeah this is standard operating procedure for GOP weirdos. Don't address the argument being made, attack the person you're arguing with. Trump does this constantly but so do his looney cultists.

AvesPKS
Sep 26, 2004

I don't dance unless I'm totally wasted.

Hazo posted:

Idk if this should go here or the lolelon thread but it’s tragically funny regardless



The Covid vaccine is the only reason for a person with cardiac disease to be in the hospital with heart problems

I broke my ankle last year and my mom blamed the covid vaccine. Somehow.

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan

tek79 posted:

So being found liable for sexual assault by a jury in a civil case means you're totally innocent because reasons? LOL! Nah, Donald Trump is a rapist, full stop. These people have absolutely nothing and it's simultaneously funny and infuriating.
so he wasn't found "guilty"? :smuggo: you admit it? :smuggo: that trump was not found guilty? :smuggo:

crusty
Apr 16, 2015

Crustacean

kazil posted:

Does Engoron call everyone to court to deliver his ruling or is he just gonna like post it online?

He's going to post it right here in these forums.

AvesPKS
Sep 26, 2004

I don't dance unless I'm totally wasted.

InsertPotPun posted:

so he wasn't found "guilty"? :smuggo: you admit it? :smuggo: that trump was not found guilty? :smuggo:

Trump should write a book called "If I Did It".

Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004

PhazonLink posted:

maybe the regressive media machine is getting faster Swifter, all those Swift hate posts got out quite fast.

also when Walters gets canceled, he's gonna be replaced by someone even more stupid.

FTFY

redshirt posted:

I wonder if you'll be able to buy Trump Org in foreclosure.

I'd make a bid for 100 bucks.

Jeffrey's gonna buy it

I said come in! posted:

The tough part as I see it is is how do you know you're running a democrat who isn't going to just go full Republican once they get to congress? that has happened a few times now (sinema, fetterman, someone else I know im forgetting).

:jerkbag:

Just because Fetterman's not the most left dude in the senate doesn't mean he's a republican. Hell, in a world where we had a sane republican party he might have been a moderate republican, but this is just a dumb loving thing to say in the world we live in right now.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

crusty posted:

He's going to post it right here in these forums.

haljordan is Engoron

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Nelson Mandingo posted:

I realize Jessica Tarlov is controlled opposition but she's too good at it.

I think it’s just a matter of the brain drain at Fox News has gotten so bad, and the Republican Party’s talking points so stupid, that anything you say against them comes off as sick burn.

“Hey lib! Whaddya have to say about this court case! :smuggo:

“Ummmm… Donald Trump shouldn’t rape people?”

:owned::vince::iceburn:

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007


smfh, can't even rape a woman, be found guilty in civil court then call her a liar about it before being sued for running my mouth and slandering her, in this, the freest country on earth. the nazis really did win in 1984 after all.....

Sir John Falstaff
Apr 13, 2010

I said come in! posted:

The tough part as I see it is is how do you know you're running a democrat who isn't going to just go full Republican once they get to congress? that has happened a few times now (sinema, fetterman, someone else I know im forgetting).

Not sure about the argument that "Fetterman is wrong on this issue [in a way that a lot of other Democrats are wrong], therefore he's wrong on every issue and might as well be a Republican."

MrMojok
Jan 28, 2011

kazil posted:

haljordan is Engoron

Please do try and keep up, kazil.

Haljordan was found guilty of crimes against Goonmanity and was sentenced during the secret thread Tribunals.

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Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




MrMojok posted:

Please do try and keep up, kazil.

Haljordan was found guilty of crimes against Goonmanity and was sentenced during the secret thread Tribunals.

We need to get Robert Evans on the case

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