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quote:A gruelling nutritional regime which would typically consist of 13 glasses a day of fresh organic carrot apple or broccoli juice, vegetarian food, weekly injections of liver extract and vitamin B12, and five coffee or camomile enemas a day. Yoga is also recommended.
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Feb 5, 2024 21:49
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Good luck to him I say.
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Feb 5, 2024 21:51
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Misread instructions, now have a carrot in my rear end.
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Feb 5, 2024 21:52
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keep punching joe posted:We need a King Ralph scenario. Just down enough for them to ask Harry and Meghan. Just to see the crack pings of the media.
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Feb 5, 2024 22:04
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Guavanaut posted:Misread instructions, now have a carrot in my rear end. No no, you got it right. Now you have to 'success' your rear end so that the memory of life and vitality within the carrot is absorbed by the rear end walls. So shake your rear end up and down 100 times. Then shake it right and left 100 times. Then forward and backward 100 times. The more times you repeat all these, the better you will get.
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Feb 5, 2024 22:07
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serious gaylord posted:Butt cancer For the loving umpteenth time, please do not sign your posts
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Feb 5, 2024 22:09
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are you making GBS threads me you're losing a second monarch in less then a year and the third one is going to be a William? are you Brits trying to start the next world war
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Feb 5, 2024 22:27
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Libluini posted:
I wouldn't exactly call it trying, more like half-arsing our way there.
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Feb 5, 2024 22:35
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Feb 5, 2024 22:35
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William, at Westminster Cathedral, attended by 2000 bishops and Penny Mordant posted:Misread instructions, now have a carrot in Our rear end.
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Feb 5, 2024 22:35
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Libluini posted:are you Brits trying to start the next world war pretty sure Putler beat 'em to it already chief
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Feb 5, 2024 22:36
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Feb 5, 2024 22:37
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enjoying the energy of the one cancer ruled out being prostate cancer. memo to all staff, please make clear to press that the king has a perfectly healthy arse. repeat no arse troubles
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Feb 5, 2024 22:39
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Okay I know you said that the king has no prostate cancer, but can you double check? The public needs to be sure.
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Feb 5, 2024 22:41
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bladder cancer imo
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Feb 5, 2024 22:42
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How many need to die before Big Suze from peep show becomes queen.
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Feb 5, 2024 22:48
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i feel a bit selfish hogging all the well wishing as a brit. Just a well meant reminder to the yanks that we're also here for you. He's your monarch too after all. solidarity
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Feb 5, 2024 22:50
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NotJustANumber99 posted:i feel a bit selfish hogging all the well wishing as a brit. I'm sorry Provo Joe is closing in on another Royal.
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Feb 5, 2024 22:56
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Trainee PornStar posted:I'm quite hoping for a rerun of the War of the Roses or something when Harry comes storming back armed with a poo poo load of US lawyers to try & usurp the throne.. Want a US Court to rule that Grate Britain now belongs to Harry and Meghan, for maximum piss-boiling.
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Feb 5, 2024 22:59
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Feb 5, 2024 23:00
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lol nicaragua
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Feb 5, 2024 23:01
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I searched on the dead bird site for news/pics about Kate's recent hospital trip but could find only memes https://twitter.com/imshanereaction/status/1751972230102220857
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Feb 5, 2024 23:03
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fuctifino posted:I searched on the dead bird site for news/pics about Kate's recent hospital trip but could find only memes you think shes involved? It is a bit suspicious
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Feb 5, 2024 23:04
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*stares at corkboard covered in string* I think she might even be legally related.
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Feb 5, 2024 23:05
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Libluini posted:are you Brits trying to start the next world war Ballsy, coming from a German
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Feb 5, 2024 23:08
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I did have a theory that they were using Kate for replacement parts, but I had been taking a lot of cannabinoids at the time
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Feb 5, 2024 23:12
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Imagining Lady Di , Princess of Hearts, cackling in Heaven as her long planned curse comes to fruition
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Feb 5, 2024 23:14
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fuctifino posted:I did have a theory that they were using Kate for replacement parts, but I had been taking a lot of cannabinoids at the time Nah. That's why they rehabilitated Andrew.
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Feb 5, 2024 23:16
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smellmycheese posted:Imagining Lady Di , Princess of Hearts, cackling in Heaven as her long planned curse comes to fruition
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Feb 5, 2024 23:16
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Guavanaut posted:RIP Charles, killed by an impacted tunnel Remember the rhyme If your wife you do kill In a Paris Underpass You won’t be King long Before problems with your rear end
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Feb 5, 2024 23:21
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Start hoarding your king Charles 50ps now, they can only go up in value.
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Feb 5, 2024 23:23
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Feb 5, 2024 23:31
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People were only just getting on board with the idea of Chuck Bucks, the world isn’t ready for Will Bills
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Feb 5, 2024 23:32
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Prince Edward has also stepped back from public duties, but I'm not sure if anyone will notice.
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Feb 5, 2024 23:32
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Hallucinogenic Toreador posted:Start hoarding your king Charles 50ps now, they can only go up in value. Was just thinking that: are there any bank notes with his ugly mug on them yet? Cos I bet there won't ever be many, and they'll end up being worth a bit to collectors.
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Feb 5, 2024 23:33
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:But I'm still not old - if I fall over I am reported as "she fell over", you know you're old when it's "she had a fall" accompanied by nodding face, slightly tilted head, and wrinkled up nose. When you slip on ice and fall on your arse in the street, do people point and laugh, or rush over to ask if you remember your name or know where you are. If former, still not officially old.
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Feb 5, 2024 23:42
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Presumably the only reason they aren't taking the Yanks is they aren't a part of whatever ICJ convention
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Feb 5, 2024 23:45
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kecske posted:bladder cancer imo That's my guess too. An enlarged prostate can cause problems urinating, so they do surgery expecting that to be the (only) cause and instead discover bladder cancer. A few people on Twitter have been pointing out that they had previously said Charles's swollen fingers could be a sign of some kind of cancer, and a quick Google shows none of them are the type of cancers you want a year's delay in diagnoses.
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Feb 6, 2024 00:03
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Lady Demelza posted:That's my guess too. An enlarged prostate can cause problems urinating, so they do surgery expecting that to be the (only) cause and instead discover bladder cancer. it seems unlikely he wouldn't have had all the medical diagnosis options available
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Feb 6, 2024 00:22
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NotJustANumber99 posted:it seems unlikely he wouldn't have had all the medical diagnosis options available Yeah but his brains are scrambled from years of believing in fruitcake holistic woowoo quackery so who the gently caress knows, maybe he’s spent the last few years trying to Steve Jobs his way through it and refusing to listen to any doctor who suggested something sensible
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Feb 6, 2024 00:29
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