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George H.W. oval office posted:You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at the Senior Admin and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another Sys Admin, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm a project management freak and I'm not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at beat me. Then you add Agile to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down. See the 3 way at Stand Up, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because Agile KNOWS he can't beat me and he's not even gonna try!
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Inzombiac posted:Horses are stupid in that they are terrified of everything, so much that it can kill them. kiimo posted:Don't ever surprise your grandparents because they are also stupid TITTIEKISSER69 posted:Imagine what could happen if they think of aunts
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the sex ghost posted:Wild to see someone just going 'no no please don't misunderstand me, I want to be allowed to declare war on every human being living in Gaza' with a funny cartoon man
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sort of a rough chuckle, there
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Data Graham posted:Calm your tits
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Lobok posted:Maggots on a plane is a good sign because it means someone completed the pre-fly checklist.
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Sorry about your Grandmas Hot Taco posted:EXCUSE ME BUT I THINK YOU'LL FIND THAT THE IPHONE PERFECTLY MEETS HIS MOTHER'S NEEDS
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EorayMel posted:Sorry about your i didn't know that tim "apple" cook posted here
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Wormskull posted:Is it fair to say Ice T is the patron saint of the Imp Zone. Check out the body count music video for their cover of institutionalized if you don’t believe me. Southern Cassowary posted:talk poo poo get shot is a classic Marcade posted:Makes me wonder why there isn't a Taiwanese rapper named Boba T. Violen posted:well, there was
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I can't believe she's still out there pretending to be black
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yeah and they've got these weird little clickable down-arrows next to them
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:yeah and they've got these weird little clickable down-arrows next to them
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:yeah and they've got these weird little clickable down-arrows next to them
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FFT posted:(just desktop for now).
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Okay, "it's not on the Android app but if you're using a browser it'll probably work"
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Splicer posted:But there's definitely a white rear end in a top hat Turn on your monitor
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Splicer posted:I'm unironically craving a forum that only only supports downvotes
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Empty Sandwich posted:if Hitler were alive today he'd be so old Marcade posted:Old as ball.
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Splicer posted:I'm unironically craving a forum that only only supports downvotes No goodposts, just varying degrees of shitpost. Makes sense to me, stops people getting desperate for points and discourages the worst posts. Basically crowdsourcing a mild probation system.
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Outrail posted:No goodposts, just varying degrees of shitpost. Makes sense to me, stops people getting desperate for points and discourages the worst posts. Basically crowdsourcing a mild probation system. slow mode with a 10 minute timer, which goes up by 2 minutes for each downvote
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Lobok posted:Maggots on a plane is a good sign because it means someone completed the pre-fly checklist.
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lm2bo
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# ? Feb 17, 2024 10:30 |
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This brings me back to my grandfather teaching me some WW2 marching songs when I was a kid: Hitler Has one gigantic ball! Göring Has two but they are small. Himmler Is somewhat similar Meanwhile Goebbels Has no balls At all!
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Still a better than average acdc song
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# ? Feb 17, 2024 15:14 |
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:This brings me back to my grandfather teaching me some WW2 marching songs when I was a kid: A common trend through my life has been people talking about learning world war II satirical songs and then always singing the same one. Are there others?
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JesustheDarkLord posted:A common trend through my life has been people talking about learning world war II satirical songs and then always singing the same one. Are there others? 10 different versions of Bless ’em All
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JesustheDarkLord posted:A common trend through my life has been people talking about learning world war II satirical songs and then always singing the same one. Are there others? I grew up with the same song and theme but different lyrics, which I think is pretty common with these things
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:10 different versions of Bless ’em All Yeah there were a bunch of humorous songs like Kiss Me Goodnight Sergeant Major, Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition, We're Going to Hang out the Washing on the Siegfried Line, etc as well as a slew from WW1 such as Belgium Put the Kibosh on the Kaiser, How Ya Gonna Keep 'em Down on the Farm (After They've Seen Paree), Mademoiselle from Armentières, Keep Your Head Down Fritzie Boy etc etc but I can't think of many that had the same satirical bite as Hitler Has Only Got One Ball Here's some wikipedia lists: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Songs_of_World_War_I https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Songs_of_World_War_II
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Ichabod Sexbeast posted:I grew up with the same song and theme but different lyrics, which I think is pretty common with these things I'm probably misremembering the exact lyrics but it's pretty amazing to think that there was a guy so lovely that people are still mocking him via oral tradition 80 years later.
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:I'm probably misremembering the exact lyrics but it's pretty amazing to think that there was a guy so lovely that people are still mocking him via oral tradition 80 years later. to be fair he was a really lovely guy
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Just wait until you need to buy some copper ingots.
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JesustheDarkLord posted:A common trend through my life has been people talking about learning world war II satirical songs and then always singing the same one. Are there others? I grew up with this on the bookshelf: https://www.amazon.com.au/Kiss-Me-Goodnight-Sergeant-Major/dp/0246107480 which incidentally documents a range of Hitler/ball variations. It's probably the best know set because Colonel Bogey is a catchy tune.
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mystes posted:I started playing Baba Is You and now I've hit a wall where all the levels feel impossible. Volte posted:Have you tried becoming the wall and moving it
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