George H.W. oval office posted:

You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at the Senior Admin and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another Sys Admin, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm a project management freak and I'm not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at beat me. Then you add Agile to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down. See the 3 way at Stand Up, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because Agile KNOWS he can't beat me and he's not even gonna try!
So Senior Admin, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at Stand Up. But then you take my 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 chance of winning at Stand Up. See Senior, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Stand Up.

Inzombiac posted:

Horses are stupid in that they are terrified of everything, so much that it can kill them.

kiimo posted:

Don't ever surprise your grandparents because they are also stupid

TITTIEKISSER69 posted:

Imagine what could happen if they think of aunts

the sex ghost posted:

Wild to see someone just going 'no no please don't misunderstand me, I want to be allowed to declare war on every human being living in Gaza' with a funny cartoon man

escapegoat posted:

ultrafilter posted:

Data Graham posted:

Calm your tits

Captain Hygiene posted:

Lobok posted:

Maggots on a plane is a good sign because it means someone completed the pre-fly checklist.

Seth Pecksniff posted:

Come at me when someone develops the Rod from God

bird with big dick posted:

When and where would you like me to come at you

caspergers posted:

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/feb/14/rachel-dolezal-nkechi-diallo-onlyfans-arizona-school-fired

Splint Chesthair posted:

Starting to think this lady might have some issues.

caspergers posted:

Yeah issues of Ebony

Grandmas Hot Taco posted:

EXCUSE ME BUT I THINK YOU'LL FIND THAT THE IPHONE PERFECTLY MEETS HIS MOTHER'S NEEDS

THOSE NEEDS BEING:

• FOOLISHLY WANTING TO OWN A PHONE THAT WORKS
  
• BEING AN OCCASIONAL SEX HAVER
  
• NOT WANTING TO HAVE PEOPLE CHORTLE AT THEIR POORS-ONLY PHONE
  
• NOT BEING A SHUTIN, BASEMENT-DWELLING NERDLING DESPERATELY TRYING TO ESTABLISH DOMINANCE OVER AN IMAGINARY "THEM" DERIVED FROM A FALICY ABOUT A MONOLITHIC CULTURE THAT DOESN'T EXIST
  

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EorayMel posted:

Sorry about your

Wormskull posted:

Is it fair to say Ice T is the patron saint of the Imp Zone. Check out the body count music video for their cover of institutionalized if you don’t believe me.

Southern Cassowary posted:

talk poo poo get shot is a classic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sokdL-0iV9s

Marcade posted:

Makes me wonder why there isn't a Taiwanese rapper named Boba T.

Violen posted:

well, there was

Zamboni Rodeo posted:

venus de lmao posted:

I can't believe she's still out there pretending to be black

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venus de lmao posted:

I can't believe she's still out there pretending to be black

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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

yeah and they've got these weird little clickable down-arrows next to them

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

yeah and they've got these weird little clickable down-arrows next to them

FFT posted:

(just desktop for now).

Splicer posted:

But there's definitely a white rear end in a top hat

Splicer posted:

I'm unironically craving a forum that only only supports downvotes

Empty Sandwich posted:

if Hitler were alive today he'd be so old

Marcade posted:

Old as ball.

Splicer posted:

I'm unironically craving a forum that only only supports downvotes

Outrail posted:

No goodposts, just varying degrees of shitpost. Makes sense to me, stops people getting desperate for points and discourages the worst posts. Basically crowdsourcing a mild probation system.

Captain Hygiene posted:

Lobok posted:

Maggots on a plane is a good sign because it means someone completed the pre-fly checklist.

Nostalgamus posted:

Nostalgamus posted:

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

This brings me back to my grandfather teaching me some WW2 marching songs when I was a kid:


Hitler
Has one gigantic ball!
Göring
Has two but they are small.
Himmler
Is somewhat similar
Meanwhile Goebbels
Has no balls
At all!

JesustheDarkLord posted:

A common trend through my life has been people talking about learning world war II satirical songs and then always singing the same one. Are there others?

JesustheDarkLord posted:

A common trend through my life has been people talking about learning world war II satirical songs and then always singing the same one. Are there others?

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

10 different versions of Bless ’em All

Ichabod Sexbeast posted:

I grew up with the same song and theme but different lyrics, which I think is pretty common with these things

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

I'm probably misremembering the exact lyrics but it's pretty amazing to think that there was a guy so lovely that people are still mocking him via oral tradition 80 years later.

JesustheDarkLord posted:

A common trend through my life has been people talking about learning world war II satirical songs and then always singing the same one. Are there others?

mystes posted:

I started playing Baba Is You and now I've hit a wall where all the levels feel impossible.

Volte posted:

Have you tried becoming the wall and moving it