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Ursine Catastrophe posted:cock's shotgun
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Lol
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My father was a relentlessly self-aggrandizing PS3 owner from Canada with low grade morality and a penchant for cancer diagnoses. My mother was a badass French spy named Fioaimes with multiple unloaded guns. My father would screenshot LP, he would hijack airplanes, he would make outrageous claims like he forgot his own name. Some times his discord mods would accuse slowbeef of slander, the sort of general malaise that only Patreon patrons possess and Yoko Taro laments. My childhood was typical, summers in Africa headshotting rhinos, driver's license lessons. In the spring he'd make my crayon drawings. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and forced to listen to him talk about Drakengard, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received his first alt account. At the age of 14 part 2, a contributer named The Shady Ego ritualistically added me to father's TVTropes page. There really is nothing like seeing a stock photo of yourself, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:how tf do you lose russian roulette when your the only person playing it you're using a 1911
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Too much shif to quote. Lolling like crazy
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thought this was dsp...
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:thought this was dsp... DarkIdPhil...
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i've seen the guy faking to be his own wife before but only in mmos...
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Okay but seriously where are the people who fell for Mr. and Mrs. Smith with the wage gap.
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symbolic posted:My father was a relentlessly self-aggrandizing PS3 owner from Canada with low grade morality and a penchant for cancer diagnoses. My mother was a badass French spy named Fioaimes with multiple unloaded guns. My father would screenshot LP, he would hijack airplanes, he would make outrageous claims like he forgot his own name. Some times his discord mods would accuse slowbeef of slander, the sort of general malaise that only Patreon patrons possess and Yoko Taro laments. My childhood was typical, summers in Africa headshotting rhinos, driver's license lessons. In the spring he'd make my crayon drawings. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and forced to listen to him talk about Drakengard, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received his first alt account. At the age of 14 part 2, a contributer named The Shady Ego ritualistically added me to father's TVTropes page. There really is nothing like seeing a stock photo of yourself, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.
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Psycho Mantis reading snakes mind and just getting links to his patreon
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Lol the end of The Dark Knight Rises but Alfred sees Bruce sitting next to a cardboard cutout of himself with hastily applied lipstick
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Pablo Nergigante posted:DarkIdPhil... yeah I met my mom while working at the CIA to give wired xbox360 to nicaraguan revolutionaries fighting in the Console Wars. I mean wife. Wife.
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Fister Roboto posted:Thinking about this and it's genuinely impressive that he managed to keep it up for this long. Really threaded the needle between making up obvious bullshit but not so bad that anyone felt the need to call him out on it. Probably because it was all mostly harmless and there wasn't any kind of scam attached? Like he's got a patreon that's making some money but he was never like "I need a ton of money for my daughter's gay cancer, plz help". it's less impressive when you realize the people he was fooling are goons
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wait wasnt the discord mod the one pulling guns out of his mouth, why is the discord mod living with him
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symbolic posted:My father was a relentlessly self-aggrandizing PS3 owner from Canada with low grade morality and a penchant for cancer diagnoses. My mother was a badass French spy named Fioaimes with multiple unloaded guns. My father would screenshot LP, he would hijack airplanes, he would make outrageous claims like he forgot his own name. Some times his discord mods would accuse slowbeef of slander, the sort of general malaise that only Patreon patrons possess and Yoko Taro laments. My childhood was typical, summers in Africa headshotting rhinos, driver's license lessons. In the spring he'd make my crayon drawings. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and forced to listen to him talk about Drakengard, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received his first alt account. At the age of 14 part 2, a contributer named The Shady Ego ritualistically added me to father's TVTropes page. There really is nothing like seeing a stock photo of yourself, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it. lmfao
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Pablo Nergigante posted:DarkIdPhil... someone was going to get here eventually
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Pablo Nergigante posted:DarkIdPhil...
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symbolic posted:My father was a relentlessly self-aggrandizing PS3 owner from Canada with low grade morality and a penchant for cancer diagnoses. My mother was a badass French spy named Fioaimes with multiple unloaded guns. My father would screenshot LP, he would hijack airplanes, he would make outrageous claims like he forgot his own name. Some times his discord mods would accuse slowbeef of slander, the sort of general malaise that only Patreon patrons possess and Yoko Taro laments. My childhood was typical, summers in Africa headshotting rhinos, driver's license lessons. In the spring he'd make my crayon drawings. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and forced to listen to him talk about Drakengard, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received his first alt account. At the age of 14 part 2, a contributer named The Shady Ego ritualistically added me to father's TVTropes page. There really is nothing like seeing a stock photo of yourself, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.
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Pablo Nergigante posted:DarkIdPhil...
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symbolic posted:My father was a relentlessly self-aggrandizing PS3 owner from Canada with low grade morality and a penchant for cancer diagnoses. My mother was a badass French spy named Fioaimes with multiple unloaded guns. My father would screenshot LP, he would hijack airplanes, he would make outrageous claims like he forgot his own name. Some times his discord mods would accuse slowbeef of slander, the sort of general malaise that only Patreon patrons possess and Yoko Taro laments. My childhood was typical, summers in Africa headshotting rhinos, driver's license lessons. In the spring he'd make my crayon drawings. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and forced to listen to him talk about Drakengard, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received his first alt account. At the age of 14 part 2, a contributer named The Shady Ego ritualistically added me to father's TVTropes page. There really is nothing like seeing a stock photo of yourself, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.
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DaysBefore posted:Too much shif to quote. Lolling like crazy
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Nea posted:i'll be real i believe him. this isn't a jase situation where he was a guy who was always loving bullshitting people.
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Lmao
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so does being a mercenary in PEI pay well or was he mostly collecting pogey while hanging out on the beach?
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pentyne posted:Saga of TheDarkId I didn't know any of this. Thanks for posting it
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DaysBefore posted:Too much shif to quote. Lolling like crazy lmfao
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Plant MONSTER. posted:so does being a mercenary in PEI pay well or was he mostly collecting pogey while hanging out on the beach? lmfao he was a "merc" based out of PEI? was he on the hunt for potato thieves https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVcivvkBgmw
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symbolic posted:My father was a relentlessly self-aggrandizing PS3 owner from Canada with low grade morality and a penchant for cancer diagnoses. My mother was a badass French spy named Fioaimes with multiple unloaded guns. My father would screenshot LP, he would hijack airplanes, he would make outrageous claims like he forgot his own name. Some times his discord mods would accuse slowbeef of slander, the sort of general malaise that only Patreon patrons possess and Yoko Taro laments. My childhood was typical, summers in Africa headshotting rhinos, driver's license lessons. In the spring he'd make my crayon drawings. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and forced to listen to him talk about Drakengard, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received his first alt account. At the age of 14 part 2, a contributer named The Shady Ego ritualistically added me to father's TVTropes page. There really is nothing like seeing a stock photo of yourself, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.
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stolen valor rules
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Endorph posted:Psycho Mantis reading snakes mind and just getting links to his patreon now let me read your mind...perhaps i should say, your past. you're a careless man, aren't you? and you're a poor warrior as well. it seems you are careful of traps; however, traps are your weak point. still don't believe me? now i'll read more deeply into your soul...ah...i can see into your mind... you like drakengard 3, don't you?
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symbolic posted:My father was a relentlessly self-aggrandizing PS3 owner from Canada with low grade morality and a penchant for cancer diagnoses. My mother was a badass French spy named Fioaimes with multiple unloaded guns. My father would screenshot LP, he would hijack airplanes, he would make outrageous claims like he forgot his own name. Some times his discord mods would accuse slowbeef of slander, the sort of general malaise that only Patreon patrons possess and Yoko Taro laments. My childhood was typical, summers in Africa headshotting rhinos, driver's license lessons. In the spring he'd make my crayon drawings. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and forced to listen to him talk about Drakengard, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received his first alt account. At the age of 14 part 2, a contributer named The Shady Ego ritualistically added me to father's TVTropes page. There really is nothing like seeing a stock photo of yourself, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it. lkmao
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symbolic posted:My father was a relentlessly self-aggrandizing PS3 owner from Canada with low grade morality and a penchant for cancer diagnoses. My mother was a badass French spy named Fioaimes with multiple unloaded guns. My father would screenshot LP, he would hijack airplanes, he would make outrageous claims like he forgot his own name. Some times his discord mods would accuse slowbeef of slander, the sort of general malaise that only Patreon patrons possess and Yoko Taro laments. My childhood was typical, summers in Africa headshotting rhinos, driver's license lessons. In the spring he'd make my crayon drawings. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and forced to listen to him talk about Drakengard, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received his first alt account. At the age of 14 part 2, a contributer named The Shady Ego ritualistically added me to father's TVTropes page. There really is nothing like seeing a stock photo of yourself, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.
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oddium posted:was hoping to get update #36 of chrono cross out tonight, but fate has other plans. dr hellstein, former ss scientist and de facto leader of the nascent Fifth Reich, as well as my arch nemesis, is stirring up trouble in argentina. and i've got a golden bullet with his name on it
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nerdz posted:wait wasnt the discord mod the one pulling guns out of his mouth, why is the discord mod living with him Well if you want to know the Hot TDI lore. Hikkiari is supposedly the japanese best friend of the TheDarkId whom he saved from a suicide attempt back when they were 15. He apparently punched her (Hikkiari's) dad for being abusive. He then helped get her emancipated from her family and they have been best friends ever. Assuming you believe all of this so far, Hikkiari nows lives with TDI and his """family""". This is the same person who took over his discord when his daughter died which is apparently the highest thing of priority when your best friend's daughter dies IndestructibleCat fucked around with this message at 20:47 on Mar 4, 2024 |
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IndestructibleCat posted:Well if you want to know the Hot TDI lore. HIkkiari is supposedly the japanese best friend of the TheDarkId whom he saved from a suicide attempt back when they were 15. He apparently punched her (Hikkiari's) dad for being abusive. He then helped get her emancipated from her family and they have been best friends ever. im going to pass out lol
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nerdz posted:wait wasnt the discord mod the one pulling guns out of his mouth, why is the discord mod living with him edit: lol, beaten. thread move fast in the lore, the discord mod is his IRL best friend whose first appearance in the story was relaying the news to his discord server when his daughter died. a separate character from his wife. i don't know what the reason is that it's the mod and not the wife making him play Halo to not kill himself someone earlier in the thread who was in his discord said that he once accidentally joined voice chat while logged into the mod account instead of his own, immediately disconnected, and then came back 2 minutes later with a story about why he was on "her" account. also there's screenshots where he mixed up which fake birthday he'd assigned to which persona, so he covered it up by saying "oh it's me the mod on TDI's account teehee" Instant Grat fucked around with this message at 20:34 on Mar 4, 2024 |
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symbolic posted:My father was a relentlessly self-aggrandizing PS3 owner from Canada with low grade morality and a penchant for cancer diagnoses. My mother was a badass French spy named Fioaimes with multiple unloaded guns. My father would screenshot LP, he would hijack airplanes, he would make outrageous claims like he forgot his own name. Some times his discord mods would accuse slowbeef of slander, the sort of general malaise that only Patreon patrons possess and Yoko Taro laments. My childhood was typical, summers in Africa headshotting rhinos, driver's license lessons. In the spring he'd make my crayon drawings. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and forced to listen to him talk about Drakengard, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received his first alt account. At the age of 14 part 2, a contributer named The Shady Ego ritualistically added me to father's TVTropes page. There really is nothing like seeing a stock photo of yourself, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it. Lol
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