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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXZoKUjMqFM
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Saint Isaias Boner posted:i fell over roller skating on the sidewalk once and it was like 4k in dental bills probably angered the skatergods with your lack of commitment to the skate or die lifestyle. they’re fickle like that
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# ? Mar 16, 2024 22:30 |
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credburn posted:I went to an open mic comedy show last night and it was really good until the last comic, who said it was his first time doing this but he was by far the best out of everyone... until he got to the end of his set and talked about being part of a kink community where they dress up like and pretend they are children and have orgies. And then he started talking about Michael Jackson not being a pedophile. I've never seen a comic nosedive so hard, holy poo poo. omfg
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https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/tennis/bees-cause-a-buzz-and-lengthy-disruption-at-indian-wells-tennis/ar-BB1jUNe5 apparently a whole bunch of bees crashed a tennis match and didn't pay for tickets, causing the venue to lose potentially hundreds of thousands of dollars in revenue, little assholes...
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# ? Mar 16, 2024 23:32 |
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credburn posted:I went to an open mic comedy show last night and it was really good until the last comic, who said it was his first time doing this but he was by far the best out of everyone... until he got to the end of his set and talked about being part of a kink community where they dress up like and pretend they are children and have orgies. And then he started talking about Michael Jackson not being a pedophile. I've never seen a comic nosedive so hard, holy poo poo. Did you successfully NOT body any women?
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# ? Mar 16, 2024 23:33 |
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redshirt posted:Did you successfully NOT body any women? I did keep to myself. But it was at the same venue haha
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# ? Mar 16, 2024 23:51 |
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credburn posted:I did keep to myself. But it was at the same venue haha So not banned for life? Congrats brother.
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# ? Mar 16, 2024 23:52 |
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credburn posted:I went to an open mic comedy show last night and it was really good until the last comic, who said it was his first time doing this but he was by far the best out of everyone... until he got to the end of his set and talked about being part of a kink community where they dress up like and pretend they are children and have orgies. And then he started talking about Michael Jackson not being a pedophile. I've never seen a comic nosedive so hard, holy poo poo. this would be a perfect xkcd comic strip
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# ? Mar 17, 2024 00:03 |
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Bad Purchase posted:this would be a perfect xkcd comic strip lol
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# ? Mar 17, 2024 00:22 |
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Bad Purchase posted:this would be a perfect xkcd comic strip especially with the last panel replaced by goatse
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# ? Mar 17, 2024 00:24 |
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Have I told my Iranian embassy story yet? Does anyone want to hear it if not? It's pretty cool.
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# ? Mar 17, 2024 00:28 |
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I was associated with this Fraternity but I was not a member and had nothing to do with them - in retrospect, this is how I operate in life. I am able to get close to all these groups or societies or academies, and learn all their ways, but never join them. I AM the Outsider... For another fun example, I once attended this fraternity's secret party and I saw BOTH of the corpses they keep on site. I also successfully used their secret handshake.
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# ? Mar 17, 2024 00:37 |
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redshirt posted:Have I told my Iranian embassy story yet? Does anyone want to hear it if not? It's pretty cool. better be good + not racist
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# ? Mar 17, 2024 00:37 |
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When I was young I was all gussied up as the face of this large group (a college fraternity, of which I was not a member) to potentially rent the now US Government owned Iranian Embassy. This was back in 1995. I was coach surfing in DC and there was this bar we (college familiars) all met at and it was like a sitcom. Hijinks and romances and such at this bar, and someone heard that that US Government siezed Iranian Embassy was coming up for rent. And it was a hot topic at the bar for weeks and somehow I got nominated as the spokesperson for the group. And I took a tour of the Iranian Embassy. It was amaaaazing.
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# ? Mar 17, 2024 00:52 |
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8 car garage. 2 BBQ pits on the roof. 16 bedrooms, walled in acres near downtown DC, 5K a month. That's right, 5K! After my tour with the realtor I was all in, as it was a literal paradise in downtown DC and they were offering it to me, this dipshit. But we/I could never get enough people to go in. I certainly had nowhere near the money - note the earlier story where I was couch surfing - ball rooms, mutliple kitchens.... I was all slicked up for the walk through this with the real estate agent who was also probably a State Department asset. Did she take me seriously?
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# ? Mar 17, 2024 01:05 |
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redshirt posted:Did she take me seriously? lol, no
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# ? Mar 17, 2024 01:10 |
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MrQwerty posted:lol, no In my Dockers and stained white shirt and hung over as hell?
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redshirt posted:In my Dockers and stained white shirt and hung over as hell? possibly more seriously than some state actors who looked at it, but still - no
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MrQwerty posted:possibly more seriously than some state actors who looked at it, but still - no I can be very charismatic.
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# ? Mar 17, 2024 01:17 |
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Seriously though, it was of course an incredible property. I didn't even want anything to do with the scam but once I saw the place I was all in.
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# ? Mar 17, 2024 01:19 |
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redshirt posted:note the earlier story where I was couch surfing - ball rooms, mutliple kitchens.... I was all slicked up redshirt posted:This was back in 1995. I was coach surfing in DC this seems like a very interesting story too...
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# ? Mar 17, 2024 01:19 |
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redshirt posted:I can be very charismatic. I had my fingers crossed that the last FBI agent who interviewed me about a friends' security clearance would ask me if I wanted to get coffee again because I was so charming, I know the feeling
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# ? Mar 17, 2024 01:19 |
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Luvcow posted:this seems like a very interesting story too... Luvcow I just want to take this moment now because I remember it, I love you man. You're awesome.
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redshirt posted:When I was young I was all gussied up as the face of this large group (a college fraternity, of which I was not a member) to potentially rent the now US Government owned Iranian Embassy. This was back in 1995. Was this around the time you had your final fast food meal?
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# ? Mar 17, 2024 01:26 |
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MrQwerty posted:I had my fingers crossed that the last FBI agent who interviewed me about a friends' security clearance would ask me if I wanted to get coffee again because I was so charming, I know the feeling That would be a good novel, tales of friends FBI interviews....
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# ? Mar 17, 2024 01:27 |
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redshirt posted:That would be a good novel, tales of friends FBI interviews.... "I had to answer a bunch of questions about trivial drug use, my knowledge of their finances and occasional military careers, and their susceptibility to foreign blackmail. Also one time the agent was hot and we hit it off for a few minutes while she read me before the interview." That's the book.
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# ? Mar 17, 2024 01:30 |
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That is a pretty drat good Iranian Embassy story. That definitely sounds like some 1990s hijinks.
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# ? Mar 17, 2024 01:51 |
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UCONN!!! HUSKIES!!!!
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# ? Mar 17, 2024 02:07 |
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playing "ENSHROUDED" tonight i think fam never gonna stream it cuz i dotn want yall knowing how bad my driving is
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# ? Mar 17, 2024 02:09 |
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Hollismason posted:That is a pretty drat good Iranian Embassy story. That definitely sounds like some 1990s hijinks. Thank you. There were ballrooms and library rooms and everything, the tour was sick and the realtor was like 11/10 smokeshow
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# ? Mar 17, 2024 02:24 |
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I have finally made it home. Rink was lit.
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# ? Mar 17, 2024 02:27 |
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MrQwerty posted:I had my fingers crossed that the last FBI agent who interviewed me about a friends' security clearance would ask me if I wanted to get coffee again because I was so charming, I know the feeling gotta love having friends applying for stuff at Sandia/LANL, my spouse had a couple phone interviews a few years back but nothing in person
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# ? Mar 17, 2024 02:28 |
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Pondering going out to the skatepark in this waning evening light.
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# ? Mar 17, 2024 02:28 |
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redshirt posted:Thank you. There were ballrooms and library rooms and everything, the tour was sick and the realtor was like 11/10 smokeshow Did they have bidets
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# ? Mar 17, 2024 02:30 |
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Jimbone Tallshanks posted:Did they have bidets
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# ? Mar 17, 2024 02:33 |
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lol
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# ? Mar 17, 2024 02:36 |
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Me submitting my image after my boss encouraged me to
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# ? Mar 17, 2024 02:39 |
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that fuckin shake effect at the beginning and the spin at the end are killer
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# ? Mar 17, 2024 02:39 |
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thinking to watch hoops
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Chief McHeath posted:thinking to watch hoops bball is the best sport and the only sport worth watching in 2024
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