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lol
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Good work agent 747. Now find an exit. Note that the nearest exit may be behind you.
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# ? May 4, 2024 19:41 |
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minato posted:Good work agent 747. Now find an exit. Note that the nearest exit may be behind you. haha
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# ? May 4, 2024 19:43 |
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minato posted:Good work agent 747. Now find an exit. Note that the nearest exit may be behind you.
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# ? May 4, 2024 19:47 |
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minato posted:Good work agent 747. Now find an exit. Note that the nearest exit may be behind you. *gets ready to copy and paste the quote, before noticing the thread title and sighing disappointedly*
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# ? May 4, 2024 19:49 |
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minato posted:Good work agent 747. Now find an exit. Note that the nearest exit may be behind you.
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# ? May 4, 2024 19:59 |
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minato posted:Good work agent 747. Now find an exit. Note that the nearest exit may be behind you.
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# ? May 4, 2024 20:07 |
lol, this same joke was already made twice in the epstein threadHubbert posted:Good work, Agent 747. FirstnameLastname posted:mission accomplished. well done agent 747
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# ? May 4, 2024 20:08 |
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Sure but the nearest exit addition is a banger.
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# ? May 4, 2024 20:10 |
Remember, in the event of an emergency, your seat cushion may be used as a smothering device
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# ? May 4, 2024 20:48 |
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minato posted:Good work agent 747. Now find an exit. Note that the nearest exit may be behind you.
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# ? May 4, 2024 20:54 |
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meat police posted:this is a loving crime and I won't stand for it
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# ? May 5, 2024 06:42 |
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Baculum
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# ? May 5, 2024 06:56 |
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Sniper Elite seems to quietly be a Hitman game and I respect it.
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# ? May 5, 2024 12:51 |
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From the Cursed Images thread:Karate Bastard posted:If brought into contact it will annihilate gram for gram like a matter-antimatter explosion. Safer ways to season your burrito exist. Icon Of Sin posted:Heard this in Werner Herzog’s voice, and felt the appropriate amount of dread for such
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# ? May 5, 2024 14:53 |
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Beware of skin cancer skincancerawareness posted:1 in 5 Americans will get skin cancer in their lifetime. My buddy, only 30, was luckily diagnosed early... Bonus: reflir posted:Unfunny gimmick or gay rear end viral marketer I don't care go away you useless gently caress. skincancerawareness posted:
Knockknees posted:Don't worry OP, there is a low incidence of sun exposure behaviors in this forum.
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# ? May 5, 2024 22:03 |
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Mario Yesyes posted:So that's what things would be like if I'd invented the fingmangler...
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# ? May 5, 2024 23:22 |
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Inceltown, that video crashed my browser.
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# ? May 6, 2024 09:26 |
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browsmangler
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# ? May 6, 2024 09:31 |
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70s arcade turbo buttons were weird.
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# ? May 6, 2024 16:32 |
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Eric the Mauve posted:I remember Orel Hershiser seeming like a really good pitching coach, for a guy who hated being a pitching coach. Kevlar v2.0 posted:I'm no linguist but doesn't Hershiser basically mean. "Mr. poo poo" in German? euphronius posted:It does sound like Herr Scheißer somewhat euphronius posted:It means “deer-maker “ or “deer-doer” or “deerer” zoux posted:Deer.....deerfucker! elentar posted:It’s no Bastian Schweinsteiger, that’s for sure
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# ? May 6, 2024 21:18 |
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Liquid Chicken posted:I wonder how Noem views Clifford the Big Red Dog? Silly Burrito posted:Clifford the Big Dead Dog
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# ? May 7, 2024 02:46 |
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If you don't speak German: Schweinsteiger can be translated literally to "pig climber"
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# ? May 7, 2024 03:10 |
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venus de lmao posted:If you don't speak German: Schweinsteiger can be translated literally to "pig climber" Just because you can doesn't mean you should
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# ? May 7, 2024 03:53 |
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venus de lmao posted:If you don't speak German: Schweinsteiger can be translated literally to "pig climber" Or, even better, 'pig mounter'
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# ? May 7, 2024 09:00 |
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Steige mein schweine vader
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# ? May 7, 2024 10:09 |
Ich glaub mein schwein steigt
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I'll take you out tonight, do whatever you like
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# ? May 7, 2024 21:57 |
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When you Bastian but she keeps steiging your Schwein.
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# ? May 7, 2024 22:01 |
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didn’t know that german had a word to refer to david cameron specifically
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# ? May 7, 2024 22:08 |
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Brandon Proust posted:didn’t know that german had a word to refer to david cameron specifically Die schwein muss tot sein
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# ? May 7, 2024 22:11 |
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Brandon Proust posted:didn’t know that german had a word to refer to david cameron specifically Backpfeifengesicht has always been right there.
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# ? May 7, 2024 23:31 |
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People post lovely threads Sad Gnome posted:This is not a thread, this is a statement. And yes I am aware that this is a lovely thread
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# ? May 8, 2024 03:28 |
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grittyreboot posted:https://twitter.com/hausofdecline/status/1787854575187251386?t=MSAvV3ZKixOaghEOCcetAw&s=19 3D Megadoodoo posted:What is this? (I haven't played Undertale.) Akratic Method posted:Nightmare Before Christmas is an old movie where the skeleton character lives in Halloween town and discovers a portal to Christmas. He is now discovering a portal to the 9/11 holiday instead. Hippocrass posted:It is NOT AN OLD MOVIE!!!! The Wicked ZOGA posted:The Midlife Before Crisis
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# ? May 8, 2024 14:13 |
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Perestroika posted:When you Bastian but she keeps steiging your Schwein. She steig my schwein till I bastian
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# ? May 8, 2024 14:30 |
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freeedr posted:So there I am getting closer and closer to the checkpoint. I have what feels like a kilo of horse in my colon. I know it’s irrational but I feel like the agent is going to immediately stare up my rear end in a top hat like the eyepiece of a telescope and when he sees what’s up there he’s going to tear me in half asscheeks-first like a tray of dinner rolls. As I get closer I see the guy in more detail. He looks like a pile of sausages stood up all together and put on a human costume from Spirit Halloween. He couldn’t be more disinterested in anything else ever than he is in his job right now. He wouldn’t care if the Bahamian throuple behind me started having a dickslapping competition in the lounge area. I’m up to bat. I show him my paper. He hands it back and I walk through like I have no cares in the world. No rear end splitting occurs.
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# ? May 8, 2024 17:48 |
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I wouldn’t have thought former vice presidents went through airport security.
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# ? May 9, 2024 04:32 |
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Unkempt posted:Martin Luther rear end wannabe with his diet of worms
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# ? May 9, 2024 12:58 |
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HOT DEAL LADIES: MY PANTS, HALF OFF Barry from EastEnders posted:ACT NOW, QUANTITIES LIMITED!
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# ? May 9, 2024 16:31 |
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EorayMel posted:HOT DEAL LADIES: MY PANTS, HALF OFF Godspeed you brave warrior.
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