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Facebook Aunt posted:Agreed. Dead baby jokes are retro as hell. Due for a comeback IMO. Hells yeah! What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?! You can't unload the truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork!
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Solice Kirsk posted:Hells yeah! What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?! Also the questions you get asked about your truck full of bowling balls are in a generally calmer and less urgent tone of voice.
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# ? Feb 20, 2018 23:44 |
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Worse gas mileage though.
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# ? Feb 20, 2018 23:48 |
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You'd think, but you have to have the same mass of dead babies as you do of bowling balls, otherwise it's not a fair test. And if you pile 'em that high the air resisistance of the babies IS going to make a difference.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Hells yeah! What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?! What do you call 100 dead babies at the bottom of the ocean? A good start! Wait, no, I think that was supposed to be lawyers.
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# ? Feb 20, 2018 23:52 |
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Statiscaly some of those babies will be lawyers,better safe than sorry*ignites flamethrower*
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# ? Feb 20, 2018 23:57 |
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Facebook Aunt posted:What do you call 100 dead babies at the bottom of the ocean? Bob? No wait! Matt.
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# ? Feb 21, 2018 00:16 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:Bob? No wait! Matt.
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# ? Feb 21, 2018 00:36 |
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*piiiiiing
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# ? Feb 21, 2018 00:37 |
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What the gently caress did I just not read?
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# ? Feb 21, 2018 01:22 |
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Outrail posted:What the gently caress did I just not read? but with babies
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# ? Feb 21, 2018 01:32 |
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:but with babies enjoying your av with this post v. mucho
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# ? Feb 21, 2018 01:34 |
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Mr. Bad Guy posted:Are we really not pointed out she named the loving thing Kepler? Johannes Kepler wrote sci-fi, defended his mother in a witchcraft trial, invented orbital mechanics, confirmed the Copernican model of the universe, offended every political and religious institution in Europe, forged new ground in optics, and held himself to the strictest standards of scientific theory and observation despite the cost— losing his life’s work, his dream of a Platonic universe, and his chances of money and political support in favor of the actual truth. In short: you just wish you’d thought of it first nyeeehhh
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:If the Trumps become a dynasty I can name one future president who sure as hell isn't defunding Amtrak
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# ? Feb 21, 2018 01:39 |
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elise the great posted:Johannes Kepler wrote sci-fi, defended his mother in a witchcraft trial, invented orbital mechanics, confirmed the Copernican model of the universe, offended every political and religious institution in Europe, forged new ground in optics, and held himself to the strictest standards of scientific theory and observation despite the cost— losing his life’s work, his dream of a Platonic universe, and his chances of money and political support in favor of the actual truth. Gaius Baltar had sex with a bunch of hot alien robot ladies.
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# ? Feb 21, 2018 01:44 |
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They weren’t aliens they were from Earth.
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# ? Feb 21, 2018 01:47 |
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idgi?
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# ? Feb 21, 2018 01:54 |
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Coq au Nandos posted:idgi?
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# ? Feb 21, 2018 01:56 |
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SiKboy posted:Also the questions you get asked about your truck full of bowling balls are in a generally calmer and less urgent tone of voice.
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# ? Feb 21, 2018 02:14 |
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Hoshi posted:Either you die posting other people's self owns or you live long enough to post your own
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# ? Feb 21, 2018 02:26 |
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Facebook Aunt posted:Agreed. Dead baby jokes are retro as hell. Due for a comeback IMO. 2018 is the 10th anniversary of a legendary dead baby joke. edit: SuperMechagodzilla posted:White is culturally conservative and politically left-wing.
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# ? Feb 21, 2018 04:24 |
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The MSJ posted:2018 is the 10th anniversary of a legendary dead baby joke. SuperMechagodzilla posted:He did not say they are crisis actors. Hes specifically written that they are children - and, since children are typically not good at understanding the media, they are perhaps inherently being manipulated. Nodosaur posted:He literally calls one of the children an actor in a tweet several posts up.
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# ? Feb 21, 2018 05:38 |
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This is a fun one to play Guess the Thread with
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# ? Feb 21, 2018 05:53 |
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Mikl posted:Warning: from the OSHA thread. okay i was grossed out but then i fuckin' d when I realized this was basically describing a baby exploding out of a woman's vagina
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SuperMechagodzilla posted:If I say that coverage of the 9/11 attacks was racist and link that to the popularity of ‘Bush did 9/11’ theories, that is not ‘supporting the mockery of 9/11 survivors’. Haha holky poo poo
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# ? Feb 21, 2018 06:53 |
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Pirate Radar posted:This is a fun one to play Guess the Thread with If you know Cinema Discusso at all it gets kind of obvious.
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LORD OF BOOTY posted:okay i was grossed out but then i fuckin' d when I realized this was basically describing a baby exploding out of a woman's vagina It's like the worst kind of party popper.
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# ? Feb 21, 2018 09:22 |
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Pirate Radar posted:This is a fun one to play Guess the Thread with Either a thread about star wars or transformers E: close enough
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# ? Feb 21, 2018 13:06 |
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Aphrodite posted:They weren’t aliens they were from Earth. I'm sure you meant they were created by man, since Earth is just a myth.
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credburn posted:I like their news roundup (Trends Like These) but with Courtney Enlow's contribution they're just a series of news bits with random misandry thrown in. I get that a lot of men are awful, but she takes it to a playground kind of mentality. Saying Hitler had some skill in painting is not "a defense of Hitler." It's just a loving fact, or a statistic. Saying Donald Trump has comparatively good grammar on Twitter is not a defense of Trump's character or anything else, it's just an observation of a skill or a trait. Her minutes-long, fallacy-prone rants about how men are awful are painful to listen to because somehow she takes a simple, pretty much self-driving argument (many men in power are awful people) and somehow manages to fill it so full of subjective bullshit, personal anger and frustration and grossly exaggerated interpretations of what other people said or did that it ruins the argument. It's like taking a rapist and then also accusing him of being awful to animals. Like, maybe he is, but stick to the argument if all your evidence is about how awful rapists are and has nothing to do with puppies. sexpig by night posted:sir the question was 'is this your handwriting'
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The MSJ posted:2018 is the 10th anniversary of a legendary dead baby joke. You'll have to explain, I'm at a loss.
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elise the great posted:Johannes Kepler wrote sci-fi, defended his mother in a witchcraft trial, invented orbital mechanics, confirmed the Copernican model of the universe, offended every political and religious institution in Europe, forged new ground in optics, and held himself to the strictest standards of scientific theory and observation despite the cost— losing his life’s work, his dream of a Platonic universe, and his chances of money and political support in favor of the actual truth. Well sure, but she didn't name her kid Johannes.
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# ? Feb 21, 2018 15:28 |
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You're talking to she lol
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# ? Feb 21, 2018 15:31 |
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On Tarantino's foot fetish:Neo Rasa posted:If he toed the line with it it would be one thing but he takes makes huge strides to make sure his fetish has a foothold in each of his movies and, rather than heeling the urge, it's gotten to the point where it's even a major stepping stone to the plot of some of his movies, so I can understand if some people walk out of the theater a little skeezed out.
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poptart_fairy posted:On Tarantino's foot fetish: Corny.
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Mr. Bad Guy posted:Corny. Sounds like a fun guy.
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# ? Feb 21, 2018 21:27 |
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Man, they shoe horned a lot of those puns in there. That's no small feet.
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# ? Feb 21, 2018 21:31 |
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Mr. Bad Guy posted:Gaius Baltar had sex with a bunch of hot alien robot ladies. I was going to guess Lazarus Long.
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# ? Feb 22, 2018 02:37 |
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yeah actually they will posted:FYAD noon adoptee: This guy is saying that he's getting married. That probably means he's getting married to a woman, right?
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ilmucche posted:Eat loads of vegetables and protein. They fill you up good. I lost weight while feeling stuff full by having loads of veggies and beef/chicken/turkey. wesleywillis posted:Well hey, thats even more protein for you. And only 15 calories!
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